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James Spader. DSA. CTO Smolder, Founder, @ClothApp @RoboticProfit. Presidential campaign manager. Metal guitar. L'enfer, c'est les autres.

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Joined Twitter 8/12/08


@breeski yikes feelings @SameeraKhan T3 is my personal hell outside of DC @PessimisticPod duly notedmay I now invoke "da Bears" @lilstew92 now I need a showerbeer shelf @notallbhas Yes
9/18
2018
@atweetingtwit :( @shellalexandra Is that da share z0neIf anybody of my british friends on here want some fresh citrus or avocados after no deal brexit goes through hit m… https://t.co/tt36h7h03o
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört @caroljsroth well I've been prepared for death since I was 17 so @Hegelbon didn't that group translate the "Trails" series? Great work @Hegelbon Capitalism ,ho! @scarlipop hell nawGonna need 65 of my high school classmates to sign a letter affirming I was, in fact, not a huge fucking dork. This… https://t.co/QKbyZPgx4x
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört @kirabira there's a lot of life-force vampires out there @shellalexandra massage the back of your scalp @rbxbex No @rebeinstein @MissJules5x keep on trollin on 🤗 @rebeinstein @MissJules5x Ughhhhhh @RadioFreeTom Cool, nuke it, motherfucker @kyayigirl @libbycwatson lmao this is wild @EmmaCaterineDSA 3 day weekend so u can go on a bender @kellyblaus This movie doesn't end well @kf this news is trending positive @kf pls tell me it's near something like Salt and Straw but without the hour wait @_grendan is this dril @kf propsDEM BEAN FLECKS. You can also really taste the Diplomatico Riserva. https://t.co/JIfwjlV2C0 https://t.co/CptzQl160E @kf what is similarly indulgentemotionally invested in swords #ForgedInFire https://t.co/oT9rokWlpT https://t.co/yWE1swOPaB
9/17
2018
@oogmar The highest goddamn praise 😍RT if yer not worried https://t.co/lwC9vVMoXu @MattWalshBlog Imagine the following scenario: 1. Never speak 2. End yourselfHey Wazers! Be the first to “test drive” the 2019 @Mazda MX-5 Miata by changing your car in the app settings. Sett… https://t.co/t5CQlBHF6v
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört @VampyreMermaid bring back summer campwhich Big Dogs are canon @inihelene @JawnValjawn Crossover content of the yearMy god, dril’s first tweet came the morning of the Lehman Bros. bankruptcy. The last ten years of our lives, domina… https://t.co/RXN67JNxm5
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malörtthe fact that dril’s identity is publicly available but those who know don’t talk about it and those who don’t refu… https://t.co/ZjoIrJBgm6
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört @SteveStreza @PHXSkyHarbor Duuude @floozyesq milkshake crushWhats your favorite Five Finger Death Punch song? I can’t decide between “Respectin’ the Troops”, “Stand for the An… https://t.co/EAprzsId8H
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört @monadic it's by far the best time in Chicago tooso I've been trying to get a piece on why the cynical "Corbyn is an Anti-Semite" smear campaign is endangering Jewi… https://t.co/bfXNUkz0LW
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malörtthis life hack rules https://t.co/OE0NDfpoMB
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört @bittermang @AldiUSA Aldi rules @Insalubrity that's a lotta all-clad @RooKay3 That is an impressive contortionDid you know the collective noun for stoned white millennials with dreads is a "sublime"bough some Alternative Organic Cheetos and they're fuckin' trash @jakefm r u ok @Insalubrity well, it arrives tomorrow. Thinking my first creation will be Smith and Cross Vanilla Bean @Insalubrity we got an ice cream maker @atweetingtwit finally an alternative to https://t.co/6RQ3MPIGBmMeanwhile in Denver... https://t.co/ItKQTQJJfY
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört @PessimisticPod also fine @LucyXIV Fuck, off @PessimisticPod fine @shellalexandra which one r uTherapist:lets go back to that day Me: no I cant Therapist: I want to hear you say out loud what you found out th… https://t.co/8gjMDi1KTv
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's MalörtI keep tryinna like Persona 4 but I wish it had the Persona 5 soundtrack 😅 @thejedi I don't need depression @Dintrification hickeys are the most teen thing on the planetShe’s been trying to run it for 4 years and is super sad at the tone of the response.
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört @Oatmeal so I have a friend that’s currently crying because she missed the blerch race today because a close family… https://t.co/xEJ9p28C03
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malörtwhen is The Good Place season 3 omg @metaltxt end this world
9/16
2018
@VirtualTal @qhardy Oh fuck yesHuh https://t.co/z9kQx7DKFS https://t.co/uShMAYXkgQOne of those weeks https://t.co/ME9R3mJ4Tc https://t.co/XKQ1KSRH0f
9/15
2018
@PessimisticPod I guess I did @AmandaRaeCA @CloneNic Bojack, it broke me too hardEveryone looks good in black, Alice. https://t.co/GHADCMomBJ
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört @chelseagsummers Jesus fuckgenerated wholesome content with @mostsplendid last night https://t.co/3LYg6DVIZZ https://t.co/8GZCLzEVBH @BigDogClub @dril is this the one? big dogs how dare you make a shirt like that. my dad loves your brand and he wou… https://t.co/UX6NhLQEw9
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's MalörtBatman is the story of a white man with every privilege in the world who nevertheless refuses to seek therapy for e… https://t.co/VTSEu3cKyA
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört @notallbhas I have to detox after Bojack @RooKay3 oh my gross2018: the year of 😅 @jennifersnudes yes @jennifersnudes whoa, let us avoid such things😍 https://t.co/HoETeePNVJ @kirabira gulag copsRT if @SalazarSenate18 & @nycDSA got you inspired & ready to elect Socialists to Chicago City Council next year ✊️🌹
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's MalörtNot an opinion. Jimmy Buffett is not Yacht Rock and if it compliments what's coming up on shuffle it means you're n… https://t.co/9d9tT33dBg
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört @yachtrock Fuck em up fam @DM_ME_YOUR_CATS I was gonna say capitalism so yes @chelseagsummers @kirabira It brings me joy that y'all are friends @jamie_elizabeth I am so pumped @jmhodges @hoverbird Nanananananannana V excitedNYC! We're looking at record turnout higher than 2016 general election! Polls are open until 9pm and if you aren't… https://t.co/NUfq9X41qX
Retweeted by Carly Rae Jeppson's Malört @notallbhas God northern Virginia is so deprrssingOh my God San Francisco https://t.co/wgx0rPufvM https://t.co/6ErUWDaWcI
9/14
2018
@kf UGHhhhhh @AndrewBohrertired: frosé wired: fretsina @SEGA_Legend Phaser'd @shellalexandra It's so fucking wretchedThe Muslim woman in front of me wearing a hijab was first told she wasn't in the system, then she was in the wrong… https://t.co/fUQOb9uK9I
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9/13
2018

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