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Dan Shargel @lutef1sk Aurora, Colorado

That's my purse. I don't know you.

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Joined Twitter 9/22/10


Orange County baseball coach John Altobelli, his daughter Alyssa and wife Keri died in helicopter crash along with… https://t.co/JCXnsGmksP
Retweeted by Dan ShargelTruth. I still shed tears of grief and anger over Tom Petty's passing. https://t.co/SK9OV5oeTX
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1/27
2020
CEO Jed York confirmed that the 49ers are flying out all employees — including interns — to Miami for Super Bowl LI… https://t.co/iNMjMx1Mcy
Retweeted by Dan ShargelI've heard #49ers are flying over 1,500 staff members and spouses to Miami on multiple charter planes for… https://t.co/6LYqs3288s
Retweeted by Dan ShargelEXCLUSIVE: The New Orleans @Saints are going to court to keep secret hundreds of emails that allegedly show team ex… https://t.co/02RXY71lzt
Retweeted by Dan Shargel @neontaster I’m sorry @RBPundit @neontaster I love that GIF
1/25
2020
Shamson Sundara discharged his weapon May 7, after two students entered the school and opened fire. Bullets went th… https://t.co/xzI7y6rRX4Talking with other people here. Everyone has a new “nugget” about #AB5 that blows my mind. Under the law photograph… https://t.co/rBQC6kf6b9
Retweeted by Dan ShargelWow that Rolling Stone article on #Denver’s music scene feels like it was written by a bot who scanned our concert… https://t.co/jjb4kRYmFN
Retweeted by Dan ShargelLet’s settle the age old debate
Retweeted by Dan ShargelIt was a historic night tonight as Mrs. Benson kicked off the return of @dixiebrewco to New Orleans! The new brewe… https://t.co/526JGXRskT
Retweeted by Dan ShargelToday the whole world needs to send prayers and love to Annabella Sciorra. She is a shining light, a lioness. To ha… https://t.co/V6Dq6aHaW8
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1/24
2020
Nick Cave's response to a fan in a tribute band is just perfect: https://t.co/F0X9w4kDjp @catherinekelley I’m sorry Cathy. Here’s a lemon on fire. https://t.co/RPeW8oDpO0Not bragging (ok I am a little) but this is my 99th donation at childrenscolo blood donor center since I started do… https://t.co/FiXkAn9r8h
1/23
2020
The new Subaru Forester F.U.C.K.S edition is... something https://t.co/vLcAijFLQM
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1/22
2020
Like cats & America, everyone knows you don't fuck with Fincher. I fully expect MINDHUNTER to return, tho cast deal… https://t.co/UJaPJiW5wX
Retweeted by Dan Shargel#Mindhunter is one of Netflix's very best originals. An expertly crafted, all engrossing psychological tale from Da… https://t.co/pz6PMdHE1R
Retweeted by Dan ShargelA completely irresponsible, utterly unscientific claim & is the equivalent of "vaccines cause autism" but it will n… https://t.co/p92FXuTVx3
Retweeted by Dan ShargelBeen 9 years and still my favorite Onion article --> Teen Who Just Discovered Led Zeppelin Starting To Piss Off Fri… https://t.co/Zqez0YFZwkIn The Outsider Episode 2, a patient tells the doctor he takes “Lipitor.... for cholesterol.” #NoShit
1/16
2020
My youngest said that Warren “seems like the kind of grandma that doesn’t make cookies.” Basically, he’s saying she… https://t.co/J9rUyYT1mB
Retweeted by Dan Shargel @sixtwentysix I don’t want to know what this means because it’s probably gross.
1/15
2020
I love you my Bobby Boucher!!! You was robbed!! But Mama loves you!!! I learned a new urban slang word for you! You… https://t.co/2OLEA6Ld0t
Retweeted by Dan Shargelbros: i don't care what hollywood libtards think. also bros: joker got 11 nominations? *SQUEALS*
Retweeted by Dan ShargelI spend way too much time wondering just how much of Twitter is freelancers/remote workers doing anything but work.… https://t.co/FtiTjAaPnM
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1/14
2020
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Retweeted by Dan Shargellook i personally wouldn't have spotted the texans a 21-point lead but i gotta trust that andy reid knows what he's doing
Retweeted by Dan Shargel @mrsF5 I am sorry @catherinekelley That room is very clean @Johnny_Joey ❤️
1/13
2020
@CraigR3521 Lol yeah @CraigR3521 Lol I was thinking same when I read that “1st generation” no sense a few days ago“The first generation to do worse than its parents? Please. Been there” https://t.co/S1raxxOJimThis tweet aged well. https://t.co/WTtWlutsNW
Retweeted by Dan ShargelI must be living in a different Canada...No one is talking about this. Canadians lost 57 fellow Canadians in a plan… https://t.co/vb7aysnWG0
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1/12
2020
I've dabbled in Haze Bro but I'm pretty much a Norm https://t.co/4WALVjVH7Thttps://t.co/rVTGNfaOVCMy least favorite part of using @Fandango, is if your purchase times out for some reason, the seats you selected ar… https://t.co/RAnFJdx4FuExistential crisis + magical thinking + @Amazon Prime = the Gravity Blanket. (via @forgemag) https://t.co/88JvNLP3o8
Retweeted by Dan Shargel @joelwatsonfish I’d RT but it’s at 666Trump Has Made Us All Stupid The decline of discourse in the anti-Trump echo chamber. https://t.co/EQIqYHC4rK via @NYTOpinionLook when Dick Cheney shot Harry Whittington in a hunting accident, it's important to remember that the deer bore s… https://t.co/9RX6AHIDJO
Retweeted by Dan ShargelAs a reporter, you do your best to shake off all the bad things you have to write about. But this, about 2 couples… https://t.co/dmBJfV2ZMT
Retweeted by Dan ShargelSiavash and Sara met as grad students in Canada. They flew home to Iran for their wedding. The couple was on boar… https://t.co/RjgWIdd3zm
Retweeted by Dan ShargelRush’s “Moving Pictures” was the very first album I bought - age 9 “Time Stand Still” has spoken to me loudly & of… https://t.co/npB0mkaBQh
Retweeted by Dan ShargelSo saddened by the passing of Neal Peart. Drumming legend as we all know but a truly kind man. Personally arrange… https://t.co/drm9s2AUpM
Retweeted by Dan Shargel"Dancing fires on the beach Singing songs together Though it's just a memory Some memories last forever" — "Lakesid… https://t.co/Fr3aDooivv
Retweeted by Dan ShargelRIP Neil Peart. Idol of my first band's drummer & yet we could never cover any of their songs. Too hard!… https://t.co/c06pq2u7OF
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1/11
2020
My prayers and condolences to the Peart Family, Fans and Friends. Neil was a kind soul. R.I.P....... Rush Drummer N… https://t.co/L0ByCPWNqm
Retweeted by Dan ShargelSick to my stomach hearing this. Neil Peart was a hero of mine & many others. I HATE CANCER! I don’t even know what… https://t.co/MDaXv1fxy8
Retweeted by Dan ShargelRIP Neil Peart. A true artist and a sweet, good guy. And probably the most air drummed drummer of all time. This is… https://t.co/LUUli5iKrL
Retweeted by Dan ShargelNeil Peart. (Stunned silence)
Retweeted by Dan ShargelRIP Neil Peart. You’ll always be Walter Melon’s cool accomplice to me. I hope you’re playing the drum solo of lif… https://t.co/0crn2OcMKX
Retweeted by Dan ShargelFuck. Not even an F, you give Neil Peart the entire fucking word. Absolute. Legend. RIP to the GOAT. https://t.co/xV2jcXcvlR
Retweeted by Dan ShargelFuck this timeline. Definition of gut punched. I feel like I just lost my cool uncle. My cool uncle that was also… https://t.co/fH3JuU0lUV
Retweeted by Dan ShargelI just heard about Neil Peart passing. I feel real bad about this - he was way too young. Neil was one of the great… https://t.co/7eEzELB5KE
Retweeted by Dan ShargelBack in 1997-98, Rush's Neil Peart lost both his wife and daughter within a year, but fought his way through his gr… https://t.co/8o1vUxLdQU
Retweeted by Dan ShargelOver 20 years ago, one of my best friends John Kastner(@jeanguykastner ) brought Neil Peart to my house in Laurel C… https://t.co/6RGrXNne0K
Retweeted by Dan ShargelAt the end of a crazy @rockhall night in 2013 where @rushtheband & @PublicEnemyFTP were inducted. It was just mysel… https://t.co/tijnjE5KpK
Retweeted by Dan Shargel @OlderBrotherSam I thought he’d retired over physical pain from drumming. I think very few people knew of the brain… https://t.co/SDKflT3ULfNeil Peart, the drummer and lyricist of Rush, has died at 67 https://t.co/XTwcSlIx1M @OlderBrotherSam Very sad.I’m going to need some time this evening to process this. Rush’s Exit Stage Left is one of my favorite albums, favo… https://t.co/3v7cI38c4E
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Retweeted by Dan Shargelmy coworker called in (yet again) and said she had a nail on her tire that caused her to have a flat. i need everyo… https://t.co/LdgN5xrj4i
Retweeted by Dan ShargelWanna feel old? If she had lived, JonBenet Ramsey would turn 30 this year.
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1/10
2020
2020 is off to a rough start but things will turn around in February when the bat quarters come out… https://t.co/yR7fifIcuu
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1/9
2020
Hope So. https://t.co/vvUtbqAe8p
Retweeted by Dan Shargel @JasonIsbell I could stare at that album cover all dayy’all can sweat over iran while i keep my eyes on the real threat https://t.co/PDmAjwzsnr
Retweeted by Dan Shargelhttps://t.co/jV5hEH3juW @ReillocNaes Pretty sure it’s Randy QuaidIn this moment of potential crisis, please make sure to tweet all of your worst inner thoughts.
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1/8
2020
Just watched both seasons of #Blackspot on @netflix and whoa. Great writing/acting/atmosphere. Like #Dark but no ti… https://t.co/hHuEq11Je5
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1/7
2020
Conservatives, @rickygervais isn’t “on your side” he’s just courageously honest about the people with whom he works… https://t.co/1ykrhSNw6w
Retweeted by Dan ShargelWhat a day! This is in the RMNP from John Williams. https://t.co/HQ8t5nys1P
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1/6
2020
@theleanover This is the absolute truth. Dear God, it’s like nails on a chalkboard hearing anyone over the age of 10 use “yummy.”
1/5
2020
If you think a presidential critic can't support an action by the president they criticize without betraying all th… https://t.co/rHoDP80txh
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1/3
2020
I had a wonderful conversation sitting up front with a taxi driver. A great guy. Even let me try out my poor Mandar… https://t.co/WGEQhwXGUF
Retweeted by Dan Shargel @JoeBiden You came up last night in my family’s NYE #CAH game. No disrespect intended, I thought it was hilarious. https://t.co/QCLaKSr0iiDenver commute times in 1910. How do these times compare to today's commute? (This is from a newspaper ad selling p… https://t.co/0MVWRhmJRi
Retweeted by Dan ShargelAnd the NUMBER 1 Tweet of 2019 ... https://t.co/IPym1Fcp9T
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1/1
2019
Flashback to NYE 1819 https://t.co/8DXsmt4tEC @SteveHuff Giving this series a shot. Been in my queue for awhile. @SteveHuff I was a mess in HS. Don't even know where to start but I was scrawny, big nose and a Ted Danson hair cu… https://t.co/B4qcexzjNO
12/31
2019
When I tell her to smile/the second after I take the picture. https://t.co/YKtGnIn3Qs
Retweeted by Dan Shargel @slackmistress Just like a childThis could have been much worse, but it looks terrible just as it is. A photojournalist in Texas was capturing an a… https://t.co/Kl2BKDxFjQ
Retweeted by Dan Shargelthis deer bonking my camera today just might be enough to get me thru the rest of these depressing holidays https://t.co/zxki4xTFmM
Retweeted by Dan ShargelLet me know when he invades Poland https://t.co/0QmC209gMQ
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12/28
2019
Stormtrooper destroys lightsaber-wielding man at Disneyland 😂 #StarWarsTheRiseofSkywalker https://t.co/GMvP6W8Ji0
Retweeted by Dan ShargelThe news says anti-semitism is on the rise in the United States. And today, the whole country celebrates the birth… https://t.co/KD8DpmWL7z
Retweeted by Dan Shargel#whodatnation #whodat. Pretty much what I’m wearing until Spring. Had my 17yo daughter take this pic and she said… https://t.co/wG5JoW6JqIMerry Christmas #Throwback https://t.co/3vnRLvv6wi @laurenmarie10 Oh, wow. I’m sorry to hear this.A band of large drones appears to be flying nighttime search patterns over northeast Colorado — and local authoriti… https://t.co/iQjga7tFuT
Retweeted by Dan ShargelThat should do it... https://t.co/psvoHUZdJZ
Retweeted by Dan Shargel @AmyiCzyk Sorry to hear, Amy. I hope you get something out of the peace and quiet at least.
12/25
2019

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