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:) https://t.co/ZB3mXYQboU @gullyboysband dam u guys gonna do me like that @Kittencab00dles WAT IS LIFE BUT A SERIES OF HAIRCUTS UNTIL U SETTLE ON THE RIGHT ONEhttps://t.co/75h3DFJ0vi
Retweeted by chef spank williamsBOUT TO GO LIVE ON https://t.co/K9lKyxYIjtCan I drink soup
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10/25
2020
From my birthday party to this ok https://t.co/zqFySv2pn0 @kristinaabusch :,) ilyPlease don’t harrass me or my family https://t.co/glwQN3VOQIOpening up my birthday party to the general public see you in ten https://t.co/W0hqOgmPfjDo you have a crush on me ?
Retweeted by chef spank williamsits 8:30! time to tell me https://t.co/t7u4xSdsFq @Chelsolo IS IT SADNESS ? ? I CANNOT TELL ANY LONGERFor my birthday this year I’m going to improv a stand up set https://t.co/1QJBiBq7MMyou know what i would love right now to feel anything but sadnessMost of the 700,000 people in jail are still eligible to vote, because they are in pretrial detention or serving se… https://t.co/ptCyQfN9uM
Retweeted by chef spank williamslate night twitter let me know https://t.co/t7u4xSdsFq
Retweeted by chef spank williamssheesh i didnt realiez it was that late https://t.co/ZqQPhl1k1Flate night twitter let me know https://t.co/t7u4xSdsFqi wish i could tell my dog i have a headache and he should chillaaaaax
10/24
2020
Who I am at the beginning of the pandemic day to the end of the pandemic day are two very different peoplehttps://t.co/GlhkMdcIQs🚨 NEW NAZEEM🚨 “POISON FREESTYLE (@Nas Remix)” IF ROCKY WAS A RAPPER 2020 🥊🥊🥊🥊 @bloodsmokebody @SpencerJolesFamhttps://t.co/BCCqxCT5SF
Retweeted by chef spank williamsWhat is life if u don’t try every hair color u know?If u will it .. it is so https://t.co/V9QwF4fGo1 @hijahntoast A YES!!! im putting it on my "lives destroyed" tallyim going to verbally harrass everyone who says no https://t.co/t7u4xSdsFq @gabegundacker ?? https://t.co/t7u4xSdsFqanyone? https://t.co/t7u4xSdsFqDo you have a crush on me ?Many people on this website were extremely vocal about their skepticism that far right agitators were provoking vio… https://t.co/5sQBgdcKux
Retweeted by chef spank williamsHoglund 2020: ILL SEND YA OFF JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE https://t.co/bZQBriyaPTive had a headache for all of 2020301 Cedar Ave S NOV 4TH • 6PM https://t.co/EsVZhkAXPi
Retweeted by chef spank williamsmy rats favorite band is goo goo dolls i just told them I opened up for them in 2016
10/23
2020
Many great reasons to vote for our great Senator @TinaSmithMN who is an effective champion for Minnesota. But kee… https://t.co/FFhpMatrLi
Retweeted by chef spank williamsHUH I WONDER WATS GOING ON https://t.co/wY09MpGGbyugly! ass!!!! https://t.co/3HHgisdR8T"cant believe u wipe standing up" i just overheard my sister saying to her boyfriend
10/22
2020
pat robertson looks like a young man dressed up as an old man https://t.co/6tPvyaBR5Ni cant wait https://t.co/pgguTY4giR"ive been really into weezer memes lately" - @awkwardlyasha im laughing
10/21
2020
@alyssawahh I think either!just because your friends arent texting you back doesn't mean that all of a sudden "u found out who ur true friends… https://t.co/4TYqFIiFxHhi!! is anyone looking to do PCA work? my client needs an evening person (3-8ish) and asked me to put out a call! s… https://t.co/Ilqwbhihtb
10/20
2020
ah yes a classic pandemic spending problem @Somniferously literally i was facetiming with one of my best friends on the planet yesterday and it was just so cr… https://t.co/OWUuJReAMEthis winter i will be adding "vigorous exercise" and "rocking back and forth" https://t.co/nRRjb5jeAehere are my 5 pandemic tips 1. therapy 2. animals 3. reading 4. going to bed at 7pm 5. actually calling a frien… https://t.co/ZxI6pPG1Shyall saying "im fine" 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 https://t.co/ZPP8zvkDhG
10/18
2020
@bahroomn @jgfagerberg im smiling @Chelsolo if my psychiatrist is reading this i need a 4 months sooply of trazodonei need to nap through this pandemic this just is not going to work for meok so strait up how are u @jgfagerberg @bahroomn i like to call him whiny wallace @snazzzypants honestly holding on for dear life and staying hydrated i guesslmao how the FUCK. are we gonna do this winterHELLO- I AM "OFF THE NET" but THIS IS STILL HAPPENING!!!!!! i think I will do "bugs life" https://t.co/yJAFrYgcWh @meat_costume dude if we dont i s2g... we gotta shut down.
10/17
2020
see you around xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo https://t.co/hkavYcjXyn“Tonka truck titties” https://t.co/I0qcw8TFFl
10/7
2020
Awww, thanks @R_PATT_! 😘 Amplify 10 women in music & keep it going: @lachimusic, @tabix119, @ellensmojo,… https://t.co/2rnmSjPgN4
Retweeted by chef spank williamsThank you @GaelynnLea you’re the best!! Amplify 10 women in music Shout out to @mayda @FitzgeraldAnniehttps://t.co/QdnlsuhraU
Retweeted by chef spank williamsSharing w u: my past as a furry - at like 10 y.o. I made up a fursona and I just redrew her - the original photo is… https://t.co/X5jW1aVQZXThis is super silly and rushed, and Lydia I'll give you a couple days break after this if you want but here's me an… https://t.co/lhCOretZr0
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10/6
2020
@fhbaer Love you fred!!!!I have a sneaking suspicion 2020 is going to give us one hell of a finale and encore.
Retweeted by chef spank williamsok am i the only one who *doesnt think the video of trump actually sounds like trump at all sick or not it sounds l… https://t.co/7fCrc02Tb6 @hellojohntoast i am apparently really good at following my intuition or a very lucky person @Dudepuncher now THAT IS WINNINGanyone ever been in a nutrition class and then realized they are definitely struggling with disordered eating and t… https://t.co/i4keSXlTBYI just absolutely bullshitted a quiz and got 95% and that is some raging fucking luck @tristamariemcg @alexispolitz i have passed the fuck on bye!!!!!!! I've crossed over!!!!! heavenly!!!!!:——) 📷: @tristamariemcg https://t.co/qASvNZlN4y
Retweeted by chef spank williams @CannerPrice Drowning in the spiral is perfect! I think I’m still kind of trekking along but I am sure next semeste… https://t.co/g0Crv1W21e @DaryoSharlah No I love it and I’m honored every time I’ve never had someone draw me so often I feel like a *muse*Stand up for black women. What else is there to say
Retweeted by chef spank williams @jgfagerberg @gabegundacker Yes and he doesn’t realize that I am his wifeSo what do I have to do to get a date with @gabegundacker - do I need to I need to meet Richard dreyfuss and manifest this whole thing @DaryoSharlah you're fuckin getting so good lmao i lvove this SO MUCH @DaryoSharlah OMFGJGSDLFJSDFthis is my first time being in school and not being a raging alcoholic so 6 weeks into the semester I'm still figur… https://t.co/2gHZiTK9rj
10/5
2020
I hope I find $5000 on the floor later
Retweeted by chef spank williamsPpl into hookup culture act like they have crazy sex but the reality is that nobody is filthier than a woman in love
Retweeted by chef spank williams @youngnsilky @zola_ellen Zola I did not know ur doin SHOOTS!!!! @m604ever https://t.co/UFD6fEoXteBought myself a guitar today for the absolute mental torture of 2020 and I really hope it wasn’t a terribly poor economic decision @horshes U do not have to be running up the hillImagine being forced to sit in a car with closed windows with a person infected with the virus, for the sake of a p… https://t.co/Sq1TesK5Co
Retweeted by chef spank williamsOnce again, Trump has endangered the Secret Service and his staff for a photo-op.
Retweeted by chef spank williams @lydializamusic TODAY?
Retweeted by chef spank williamsToday has weird energyOk is grump gonna die or @snazzzypants Yes LIGERALLYwho the hell thought it was a good idea to invent apple flavored dawn dish soap that shit tastes terrible
Retweeted by chef spank williamsSorry I’m really hot now https://t.co/RaNqYqsEAgThe press and the public are struggling with this fundamental problem: we do not know who we can trust to receive r… https://t.co/XcXg6bVkTL
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10/4
2020
https://t.co/up8fQDTQQfMETOOMPLS by MeTooMPLS @ashleighstill @lydializamusic @marybuemusic @sarahmorris78 @AnnieMackMusic @maydahttps://t.co/q3yXYDdLfV
Retweeted by chef spank williamsMetoompls [Explicit] @amazon @amazonmusic w/@ashleighstill @lydializamusic @marybuemusic @sarahmorris78https://t.co/CXFy1nkcrW
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10/3
2020

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