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Writer, impudent pixie and petite storm. She/her.

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Joined Twitter 2/9/14


I want to live in a country where Colin Kaepernick is seen as a hero and Kyle Rittenhouse is seen as a terrorist. https://t.co/72pNDgnhVb
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11/23
2020
Retweeted so hard I broke a mail https://t.co/lWHI88Sut7 @missjennzee Dry heat @lilithsaintcrow Last week found one of the big storybooks in stuff my mom brought me from my childhood and I squee… https://t.co/VmyHwse2QnI know why Franklin’s story itches so much. Even though we know mutanity is an allegory, sometimes the metaphor is… https://t.co/PT274k6chI
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11/22
2020
Kalief Browder spent 3 years in Rikers over a backpack he didn't steal. https://t.co/YIetOOhlsJ
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Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herGeorgia folk! And peeps with Georgia folks! We got one more fight. We must vote for @ossoff and @ReverendWarnock. C… https://t.co/NKfpoOupuC
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11/21
2020
I can't believe I need to say this, but: Electors are selected based on the popular vote in each state. Any attempt… https://t.co/c9qCjyQHQD
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her🚨11th Circuit rules that bans on anti-LGBTQ "conversion therapy" violate the First Amendment. 2–1 decision, both ju… https://t.co/Q2wZLtABQW
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herBiden should get 16 more electoral votes each time he wins Georgia
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herSHOUT OUT to @JoeBiden for no particular reason other than his decency, his lifelong service & for beating 45 like… https://t.co/INQuShb7HU
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her @ericsmithrocks Needed to hear/read this today! Thank you!I’m not going to be told I’m “living in fear” for wearing a mask by someone who is so afraid of the world that they… https://t.co/PnpmaIiqkq
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herHello to all our new viewers who've encountered our 2019 segment on voting machines through conservative media usin… https://t.co/ZkQ3CgBjkb
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11/20
2020
#DisneyMustPay https://t.co/K3DaULDB3pWow, his forehead has always gone all the way back to his ass. https://t.co/8OdgyHogRqI tried to get some landscaping done and ended up staying in a four star hotel. Weird.
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herWhat I’m learning from The Crown is that, when not wearing gowns, Princess Diana dressed like a child who murdered… https://t.co/4MY12ai3su
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her @adampknave Ummm this seems super stupid for Palmer because she already has an ethics hearing in front of the bar over her earlier conduct.
11/19
2020
The runoffs in Georgia are serious and extremely important, but I just want to say that Warnock & Ossoff would be g… https://t.co/Z41xxuf41T
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herTHIS. THIS is the Odyssey reimagining/AU I want to read. https://t.co/RjmAwXS6B5First the came for the black voters in Detroit. And we said, “Not this time, motherfuckers.”
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11/18
2020
@jack_doubleday @BriggsNicholas @bigfinish One of us! One of us! Welcome to the Big Finish rabbit hole - it just ke… https://t.co/qJa7QgA0tuI am glad that Senator @KLoeffler is listening to my sermons. One of my favorite sermons is entitled ‘Love your nei… https://t.co/nmOwt2W4TY
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herFrancis Ford Coppola: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of Bram Stoker’s Dra… https://t.co/QFlgk1ao8i
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herWas just working on a scene where a character says opossum, but I spelled it o'possum, & spellcheck was like, "red… https://t.co/4Kb4T92mqU
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11/17
2020
But why Vietnam? https://t.co/91NmRPSrrqA huge thank you to Adam Driver, for being at all willing to take part in our season finale, despite all the violen… https://t.co/muS9qqjgNT
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herFAIR. https://t.co/yoNY9KrIEV
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11/16
2020
@seananmcguire Medley or Firefly. I just have such visceral memories of both @JOYdayMovement Chopping veggies and fruits for meal prep. @adampknave It would not surprise me if the “existing footage” had been tampered with by Josh Wheetin and ended up being uselessJoe Biden is gonna win by more than 5 million votes and get the same electoral college result as Trump did when he… https://t.co/oX52fPjrKd
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11/14
2020
To anyone thinking of counter demonstrating against the “Million MAGA march”: Please just stay home. You’re only pl… https://t.co/CNQlS8rAoi
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herIt would cost us all $25 more per YEAR for fruits and veggies if farmworkers were given a 40% raise. Doubling their… https://t.co/uQuveElDSV
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herjust thinking back on the unadulterated joy I felt watching this for the first time back in february https://t.co/AgPLrYhywi
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herFriday morning update on Biden's leads: AZ: 12K GA: 14K WI: 21K NV: 37K PA: 60K MI: 146K Biden now leads Trump na… https://t.co/JGD5QczQGm
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herMan, wouldn't it be amazing if @DrBiden and @JoeBiden hired Four Seasons Landscaping to bulldoze @FLOTUS's ugly-ass rose garden reno?
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her @MonicaLewinsky @benshapiro Also maybe they weren’t getting paid/knew their client was broke?Wisconsin - 51 of 72 counties have completed their canvasses, resulting in Biden gaining 10 votes and Trump losing 271 votes. Womp womp.
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herBiden carries Arizona, flipping a longtime Republican stronghold - CNNPolitics https://t.co/XBLIv1vmN0
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herImagine being such a shit President that you’re only the second Republican to lose Arizona in 72 years.
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herHonestly doesn't need any more context https://t.co/76vtLEmKUF
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her @dreamoforgonon I told you you were hers now! @djolder We just legalized pot; we thought we were being fast!Modern adaptations be like https://t.co/C5qrhMKUu9
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11/13
2020
Pitch: from now on we refer to the beginning of a catastrophic clusterfuck as “coming down the escalator”
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her @chalkyheart DO EEEET!Chris Evans wins the internet. https://t.co/afyj1269UIhttps://t.co/cWb7wqGQP5
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her @LambdaAbstract @mynameisntmud @CSMFHT And in one of the books - I want to say one of the Herbert/Anderson ones the… https://t.co/sIKlmn6KwOIn a 1982 interview Claremont describes his unique portrayal of women in comics as a conscious decision, made under… https://t.co/7pmcS0T1W0
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11/12
2020
Happy 11/11/2020. Make your wishes. #MarahaPJohnson #PowertothePeople https://t.co/gdRAzg5qJQ
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herYou can't honor veterans today while remaining silent on the question of Russian bounties on US soldiers in Afghanistan. Nope.
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her @SteveKornacki It should be in museum so future generations will know of its sacrifice for the 2020 election.JK Rowling: i hear you sssaw the Wollssstonecraft sstatue Rowling: don't worry, i've ssstruck a blow againssst it A… https://t.co/7wTcUCLzHA
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her @adampknave I thought that was how you did it but my crimes are small so@maybe this is only the gray web @adampknave That’s...that’s not how you do it? So much wasted crime timeI have said this before but it bears repeating: give women swords.
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herthis came to me in a vision after getting sexually harassed on a hike 🔪🔪🔪 (cc @CSMFHT) https://t.co/LrhJ9CZhT1
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her @ChristophGolden @staceyabrams I don’t have a lot of Buddy or Angel books left, but I still have all the ones you w… https://t.co/mRwKgVgla5 @kibblesmith But it will be empty inside!!!! Who wants fondant outside and no cake inside!? NO ONE! @veganhippiesol I can’t help on the mattress itself, but may I suggest you also see a massage therapist 1x a month?… https://t.co/oMXfqSRdKQ @Elle_Noo I took my wife's name, because I wanted to, hers was cooler, and I'm not a fan of the patriarchy
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herThe perfect meme doesn't exi- https://t.co/AHFb9obdsm
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herMeet the new undersecretary of defense for policy. https://t.co/0CKgKDCcAC
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herBREAKING: We are joining a lawsuit to stop the Trump campaign from trying to illegally throw out votes in Pennsylva… https://t.co/29mx5ST4ix
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her @dreamoforgonon You’re hers now...
11/11
2020
Postal worker featured by Republicans as evidence of vote tampering admits he made it up; GOP donors gave him $130,… https://t.co/S3ajHfup1K
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Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herThis is a dangerous moment. Trump won’t concede. Facebook is spreading his lies about voting fraud. Mark—history… https://t.co/BEC4MrLOHl
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herto this day, this sticks with me as the distillation of exactly what it feels like to write https://t.co/lOO8iiHkKs
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her📚SWEEPSTAKES ALERT!📚 Follow us & retweet this post in order to enter to win all 5 books in the WITCHES OF LYCHFORD… https://t.co/V277HuF1q7
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/her @HamillHimself Am I the only one that wants to see pantsuit-clad Stacey Abrams get him with his own chain?it takes 2 seconds to retweet my vegan holiday delivery plates for the Sacramento area (black owned and cooked with… https://t.co/sqw7pf2YAN
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herWe've had years of disingenuous slippery-slope arguments about how calling trans people by their preferred pronouns… https://t.co/FUaMI1QQ7q
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herBiden leads by: 148,000 in MI 47,000 in PA 36,000 in NV 20,000 in WI 14,700 in AZ 12,500 in GA Recounts or litiga… https://t.co/9IYtJpqJez
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herSimilarly, if your boss says, "Why do you dress so uptight? How about showing some skin" this is not just a joke. H… https://t.co/dHW9B9uPX2
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herI love you, Philly. Never change. https://t.co/lrjCbDGSj5not to get all controversial but i would argue it is ok for journalists to say that coups are bad
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herYou know, all things considered, I would rather live in a country where people overreact when the sitting president… https://t.co/AsnlfvZN5n
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herI’m hardly a fan of John Kasich but he needs to be rewarded for helping Biden [squints]... lose Ohio by 8 points
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herIt's only a coup if it comes from the Coup region of France; otherwise it's just Sparkling Authoritarianism
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herFor bullies and abusers it’s always a joke until it’s serious.
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herAngela Carter: hey they made a statue commemorating Mary Wollstonecraft Carter: the mother of feminism Carter: ah i… https://t.co/l4ZNmuSSzQ
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herRepublicans two days ago: "You shouldn't be mean to us. We're going through a lot." Republicans today: "Also were doing a coup."
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herFor context: Biden’s lead in the popular vote (4.5 million) is now larger than the entire population of 27 differ… https://t.co/pHhBReEb8h
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herWell @abby_sherlock has put together the ultimate guide to ladies of Greek and theatre! Tag your friends! https://t.co/Zq71Tp5jAJ
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herDear GOP Senators: You can speak the truth to the President about the election results. His voters have nowhere else to go.
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herThe coronavirus task force head is takin a break for a little R and R as the virus rages beyond 1000 dead Americans… https://t.co/cW6jkWqE6d
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herHey looky what we found. https://t.co/4sRjdmKlDR
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herJust to be clear: They want us to believe we rigged the presidential election but not all the senate and congressi… https://t.co/cGtRXp0qFj
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herwhat’s the downside? WHAT’S THE DOWNSIDE??? whoever said this shit needs some books on co-dependency. https://t.co/doYC1uM2od
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herOn this day four years ago, Obama had to suck it up and invite Donald frigging Trump to the White House and wish hi… https://t.co/JZpJJHhrDp
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herSex is cool but have you ever pulled an old book off a bookcase, opened a secret door & were never seen again.
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herone of the more terrifying things that the past four years + past several days has exposed is that we really have n… https://t.co/xV4aAjL4rG
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herIDK who made this very specific meme but whoever you are, I love you https://t.co/Y6DTfR1OZB
Retweeted by Lyssa the Impudent Pixie she/herCall it what the fuck it is. A fascist coup being attempting by the most corrupt leader this country has ever had,… https://t.co/edOhkL0xIG
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11/10
2020

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