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Joined Twitter 9/27/09


New tour dates added. Extra date in Warwick. Exeter, Falmouth, Portsmouth etc🐱🏄‍♀️💚 RT if you know anyone in the r… https://t.co/S8lq76Wvc9
Retweeted by Terry Lander @thedelovely Yeah, he's been grounded for his growth. Selfish boy. He'll return a Hello, he doesn't bite 😀 @thedelovely Yup, he's doing film and media production. Have you spotted him there? @thedelovely Never thought of that, could have saved some £££. https://t.co/ZLEpRfqRzrBack to Flambards, but we took the kids this time. https://t.co/lhbATzMTc6I’d just like to apologise on behalf of all letters after what’s been a tough week. They don’t condone any of this… https://t.co/sgLbzgKpNC
Retweeted by Terry Lander @Jeffwni Like camping, that game was intense. @Jeffwni Good news for your anniversary!A very favourable outcome. #WALvFRA #RWC2019Phew, briefly saw some ugly politics from ugly minds but then remembered Detectorists was on.
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Retweeted by Terry Lander#Brexit cartoon https://t.co/Sf4YLAWOLB
Retweeted by Terry LanderIf you asked Father Christmas for more Brexit, it looks like you're going to be pleased this year.Credit to the Brexit screen writers. Spectacular stuff. Presume there’s now a decent chance it gets extended for another season?
Retweeted by Terry Lander @_Cantus Okay. @ydnhkrm This is highly politically charged, I'm sure the bendy bananas/EU thing was a myth. I'm not going to rise to it.
10/20
2019
You can now buy this signed cartoon print (as seen in The Penguin Book of #Brexit Cartoons) right here, folks! (by… https://t.co/EXwu9Elaa7
Retweeted by Terry LanderPeople I know go crazy at the way I voted, I would never mention it to a stranger. They froth at the mouth and tell… https://t.co/9rYWY2N9bD @PacketEmma 😀 @PacketEmma I'm guessing it should read October though for opening...As fans, this is our open-top bus moment this season. Take thechance to celebrate rescuing a point from Watford in… https://t.co/O0E02ZQEn2Rather than depress myself with the dehumanising and dispiriting spectacle of BREXIT, I am watching a beautiful and… https://t.co/F8jf9Ny89O
Retweeted by Terry Lander @mrnickharvey Impossible, it hasn't happened yet.First rule. Never order the salmonella hog roast. https://t.co/MQTS4YIAVk
Retweeted by Terry Lander @KittyTrill @adeleparks Oh right! I won a PDA when I worked at a loan company, it's the only time I've ever heard the acronym.Due to a last minute cancellation I just become available this Friday 25th October. If you fancy a little bit of Bl… https://t.co/XFPHGczl9Z
Retweeted by Terry LanderAs Halloween costume season approaches I am reminded of this one https://t.co/rL6ksUhvSA
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10/19
2019
@adeleparks Personal Digital Assistant?good to see amazon prime investing so heavily in comedy https://t.co/FW2dAA94sn
Retweeted by Terry Lander @IamTomWalker Mrs L loves your music. If you fancy an ultra intimate gig you're welcome to our living room. I can c… https://t.co/r8JeqeFsDJ
10/18
2019
Well this might just be the best #etsy shop I’ve ever seen!!! https://t.co/QYWcHAEDMs
Retweeted by Terry LanderDoctor’s orders https://t.co/iIP2h5yMqd https://t.co/rNBRBYJZNu
Retweeted by Terry LanderMad that Extinction Rebellion think standing on a tube train is effective disruption when they couldn’t just spent… https://t.co/DjRB7Ehdre
Retweeted by Terry LanderIt needs a nightclub name to lure in those evading capture, Revolutions or something. https://t.co/lN7FZExYA2 @SophieEB Just featured your album on Coast FM this week, Read My Lips was our pound shop album of the week*. *The… https://t.co/yR7e2XlTD4 @amateuradam @SophieEB You didn't look this pleased last time we met. Granted you had pneumonia and a line full of fans but even so...This is open on Monday afternoon. You can express interest now, if you want to be notified when registration goes l… https://t.co/z309HXQVcP
Retweeted by Terry LanderI get tweets like this every now &then. It ends up at crazy prices on Amazon because it’s being sold by 3rd parties… https://t.co/MgAIRP8ugc
Retweeted by Terry Lander @taylertoons @TonyJamesComedy Your place or mine, Tony? 😉 @thedelovely Yup. #LuccccckkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyHappy publication day, @amateuradam. Having carried the Christmas on-call bleep many times in the past, I am very m… https://t.co/pnR479JcUg
Retweeted by Terry LanderDrawing, listening to The Sweet, and loving it 😊 #glamrock #70smusic #cartoons https://t.co/hsCHzQKp9O
Retweeted by Terry LanderClearly didn't have a chainsaw. https://t.co/Wb7qe9igYCOk so having banged on about #backtolife leaving iplayer imminently.. it appears to be on @BBCiPlayer for another 2… https://t.co/pid4Vq86GP
Retweeted by Terry LanderPost. If you're in the US, Mail. https://t.co/3RtE9WDaGJ
10/17
2019
@thecurlz Damn. @TonyJamesComedy One day we can be together...Tony is a man of many talents, this is a must-watch for your ears. https://t.co/EZ4B2V3hif @TonyJamesComedy Tried to rate it but I don't have iTunes, sorry matey @thecurlz Yes, but now I can claim it as my idea @thedelovely Adults are £21.95. I paid £5 for each of us, the park was quiet and we went on everything twice. #WinWinThis Saturday, I will be reporting for @CornwallSport @BBCCornwall as Truro City take on Hendon in the… https://t.co/51CG5gJmIO
Retweeted by Terry LanderJust fitted a new Dido rail. https://t.co/oCQ0U3v3Av
Retweeted by Terry Lander🎶'Cause I'm Stroganoff, To live without stew🎶 I was singing this in the kitchen earlier, and now my wife doesn't w… https://t.co/OgjJsCzwF4
Retweeted by Terry LanderI went to @FlambardsUK today. https://t.co/xBFG76W5KjThe first copies I’ve seen in the wild! Officially out tomorrow but, presumably like in obstetrics, a due date is o… https://t.co/ChbXONGeLd
Retweeted by Terry Lander @amateuradam I'm taking my cheap copy to New Yoik, can't wait. @thecurlz Make 'emCalling all parents!! Fancy a little bit of help with the little ones? This book could be just what you're looking… https://t.co/ut6ji72hwN
Retweeted by Terry LanderThe Memories Live On: The greatest printing disaster in newspaper history. https://t.co/9TSu5SfAYH
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10/16
2019
Looking for audition opportunities for paid film or short film projects filming in the New Year. I'm based in West… https://t.co/MUsteuaP05
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10/15
2019
Calling all #parents!! Fancy a little bit of peace and quiet? This book could be just what you're looking for! 😊… https://t.co/xQK3bHccka
Retweeted by Terry LanderCrying 😂😂 https://t.co/wOQhbZYDUn
Retweeted by Terry Lander @Kiwimrsmac Underwear, it's representative of the content. Also very sweary.Love 'em. https://t.co/5DfOZX7STtHopefully the success of Bait will bring to attention the wealth of Cornish film making talent (including actors) t… https://t.co/yVIuWA0veF
Retweeted by Terry LanderI heartily endorse this recommendation or review. https://t.co/Fd8g7t2mhtIf Thomas Wayne had taken Bruce to Disneyland he'd probably still be alive. Opera kills. #Batman #Joker @BBCCornwall @BBCDevon Ah no, a missed opportunity!I hate it when people get the Christmas stuff out too early. #QueensSpeech https://t.co/gye0RtHyWg
Retweeted by Terry Lander @BBCCornwall @BBCDevon I've left it with my sister in Exeter 😉polite reminder if you're coming to see the show: DON'T FILM IT, FFS
Retweeted by Terry LanderAll recipes should just say cook until cooked.Healthy soup: a recipe. Ingredients: soup, pasta. Method: cook until cooked.I thought I'd never ask my children to make a cup of tea for me after having to do it for my dad but it turns out r… https://t.co/5LLnkHT91I @Kiwimrsmac I raise you Banned. https://t.co/3jsYrtP6NW @WELBooks See also: Natalie's Return to Monster Island. @WELBooks I take it Natalie's Fiendish New Headteacher, the non-bestseller, is unhelpful at this time? @BBCCornwall I was given this bag at the Great West Run yesterday, presumably because your colleagues thought I put… https://t.co/3Frb4edovE
10/14
2019
You can now buy signed cartoon prints by me and my pardner @RobinFlavell right here, folks! (more to be added soon)… https://t.co/DLDjZkdIBD
Retweeted by Terry Lander @SubwayUK Just been served by a lad in Pool, Cornwall (19.30 or so) and he was brilliant. Polite, patient and got t… https://t.co/A20EO2nfGDNearly at the end of @ProfBrianCox Universal tour, next up it is solo tour starting in PENZANCE https://t.co/Zrv3bYgNrs
Retweeted by Terry Lander @MerielMyers Buy Bitcoin. Lots of it.Use as many words as you like if you ever send a message to yourself in the future. https://t.co/4UMxTryali
Retweeted by Terry LanderI'd say Eliud enjoyed partaking in this video more than Brigid. https://t.co/k9se6353R3This is OUR house today. 😤 https://t.co/BBaJfQxk3I
Retweeted by Terry Lander @LondonMarathon @ChiMarathon Incredible running. What an inspiration! Are you inspired to run a marathon? How abo… https://t.co/znuuASVFYu
Retweeted by Terry Lander @taylertoonsWhy Not to Tell Someone to 'Push Through the Pain' https://t.co/Z0sPgOxvoc
Retweeted by Terry LanderObligatory KFC shot. https://t.co/j0lvLHDDup
10/13
2019
Poor old Edward Scissorhands, never allowed on the running team.
Retweeted by Terry Lander#headlouse cartoon https://t.co/HgqvFkoHR0
Retweeted by Terry Lander🎄 https://t.co/7kByEHnp2wEliud Kipchoge breaks the two-hour marathon barrier https://t.co/1lJcSZvRJP #IneosChallenge #Eliud159
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10/12
2019
New book, "How I won the Nobel prize" https://t.co/IaHwTHH7zJ @annascutt1 @WriteThingKMF @thedelovely 🤣 @annascutt1 @WriteThingKMF @thedelovely It feels like I've given you homework!how many times has your vagina frightened off the devil himself? if the devil isn't here with you right now, it's w… https://t.co/IuWsqyWHQZ
Retweeted by Terry LanderBuy this Viz comic strip as a signed A4 print ready for #Halloween, only £20 inc. p+p. Please DM me if you're inter… https://t.co/7oO8M41ZeY
Retweeted by Terry LanderJoker was good but left a lot of loose ends, like what the hell happened to that poor boy whose parents were murdered in that alley?!
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10/11
2019

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