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maaz @maazeratiii New Jersey, USA

if you were a real friend you’d make me a fan page

71 Following   97 Followers   111 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/11/19


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7/21
2020
@CinoevilMusic @DanSummonte Lmfaooooo wow that’s a throwback 😂😂
6/20
2020
@CinoevilMusic lmaoooo I could still go find all of our favorites too 😂😂😂
4/20
2020
literally don’t even know how low gas prices are getting cause i haven’t had to get gas in a month wtf
4/7
2020
why couldn’t we get quarantined in the winter bruh dude couldn’t eat the bat 6 months earlier ??
4/1
2020
@CinoevilMusic chill bro opps everywhere 👀you would think i got 7 warrants for murder with how nervous i get whenever there’s a cop driving behind me
1/24
2019
nothing gets me more hyped up than someone who’s tryna tell me a story but keeps starting over cause they’re laughing too hard
12/20
2019
going to walmart when you’re hungry is a dangerous game bro a $6 trip turns into $60 real quick
12/6
2019
@MountainDew #DoritosDewDrop @Doritos #DoritosDewDrop
12/4
2019
@Doritos #DoritosDewDrop
12/3
2019
send pics of you in shalwaar kameez and high heels🥺?
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11/23
2019
ah jeez 🥴 https://t.co/TCY4VkLqEe https://t.co/4G1hsrZYXf
11/21
2019
bro if you ain’t lived this, don’t ever talk to me 💯 https://t.co/3Dp4WVpPgC
11/16
2019
starting your first day at a new job vs 2 weeks later https://t.co/phdavtvJEj @dhaniapodina1 witness protection program 🤫 @dhaniapodina1 i don’t see either of those on netflixwhat’s good on netflix tho?My wcw keep tweeting about guys over 6’ and connecting beards like I won’t kms on ig live😒
Retweeted by maazplease stop buying dodge chargers and ford explorers if you ain’t a cop, my stress levels are high enough already,… https://t.co/o6D3XckpDY
11/6
2019
🎃Happy Halloween 🎃 I don't have any tricks but I'll treat you to my new single "Glitter Ain't Gold". If you li… https://t.co/0oHzUSRgFL
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10/31
2019
How I feel when I wake up for fajr in winter and make wudhu with ice cold water https://t.co/2fdBB0fKxQ
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10/27
2019
@aribbae_ lmaooo triggered so many people 😂i swear i be ordering the most food when i’m hungry, thinking i could eat all of it but like who am I kidding bruh this a meal for 6 🥴
10/26
2019
white shoes are so dope for the 11 seconds that they’re actually clean 😍🔥🔥 @rkhan_116 idk why don’t you ask whoever this is in reference to?? jeez get off of my case @aishaa925 honesty is the best policy @BilalBux you’re my 2nd 100th follower, someone unfollowed me for you to have this opportunity 🥺
10/25
2019
@matti2150 but what do we get outta it, when are the girls gonna start giving us clothes?? @dhaniapodina1 and get your own hoodies
10/24
2019
if i ever like one of your really old insta pics just know that i was stalking and tried to zoom in ok relax i’m not in love with youidk who needs to hear this but relationships are a scam created by women to get free cute oversized hoodiesFor all my brown boys, it’s your time to shine 🥵🥵🥵 https://t.co/Cdje1kXZCp
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10/23
2019
@aribbae_ and you don’t even get paid for it that’s crazy @inshirahismail_ lmaoo and i’m out here complaining that it takes me 15 minutes 😬bro it takes me forever to just wash and dry my hair idk how the hell you girls be doing it all the time tbh @aribbae_ it’s okay, everyone has their moments @aribbae_ probably in lahore @logkyakahengee tbh ya basically @logkyakahengee cop me a pair, i’ll dm you my shipping address thanks
10/22
2019
Tum manhooso ko rt karna mana hai kya?
Retweeted by maaz @chhiikkoooo stop crying isn’t this what you wanted 🥺 @chhiikkoooo stfu @aishouldve are you kidding me i’m such an amazing person and my intentions are always so great this isn’t about me at all
10/21
2019
if you feel the need to be constantly tweeting about how you’re an amazing person and how great your intentions are… https://t.co/WoJUCQ1F3mWE TAKE FANTASY SERIOUS https://t.co/Iq4Zb2t6bL
Retweeted by maazif you’re asking me wya then just know my location depends on how much i like you @dhaniapodina1 blocked @sirfan93 as long as you don’t say rise and shine
10/20
2019
@sirfan93 facts, why can’t i profit like this off of one phrase 😭 @aribbae_ sad lifei been sayin rise and shine forever but now kylie jenner said rise and shine once and i don’t ever wanna say rise and shine again @aribbae_ let’s start some drama rn, let’s go viral @aribbae_ make it lit, start some drama @shayari_82 lmaoo Alhamdullilah 🙏 @lamyaaabdulla beta aunty just wants what’s best for you @dhaniapodina1 is it a good essay thoyou ever just stay up late sometimes just cause you can? like your eyes be closing and you’re ready to sleep but fo… https://t.co/aNQtXOYqQP @dhaniapodina1 you—
10/19
2019
I swear I can talk about cars allllllllll day long
Retweeted by maaz @kaafisarah do you need help finding it @srz9710 maaf kardo yaar galti hogayican i do one that’s 2015-2018 🥴😬 https://t.co/QjQz8ycSm4 https://t.co/snwuDxi3eQ @zchoudhry_ cyber bullying is illegal @zchoudhry_ this was rude and uncalled for @wannaHIRAjoke ask yourself why you’re so unfunny first @kaafisarah do you think i dream about you @Iqraxi toh main kya karoon @_nxk97 o ok i gave it my best shot, RIP @_nxk97 don’t die you’re too young @chaosinthecalm_ wow me too @dhaniapodina1 i’m waiting for you to say something funny for the first time @kaafisarah didn’t you tell me yesterday that i’m the funniest guy you know @zchoudhry_ i said if you’re funnier than me @UroojChaudhry3 can you read @UroojChaudhry3 @NotAaisha honestly urooj i’m struggling to understand wtf anybody did on twitter before i was here @Rehmaaaaaan you’re first @NotAaisha tag him in this tweet, man upi’m gonna be straight with you guys rn, if you’re funnier than me I’m blocking you 🙂✌️ @sxbye__ beginner’s luck for sure @nimramasoood same @injeel10 this is america, don’t tell me what to do
10/18
2019
@karakchai_ most attacks are unnecessary @Imansal7 @SalmanS6 enna gussa? 🥴 @aribbae_ you got yourself a deal 🤝 @aribbae_ pls spare me @MahnoorAliSyed3 the aunties said so @drizzy_d11 lmaoo appreciate you bro 🙏 @garamkitabein lmaooo who hurt you 🥺 @i_Quinzel1 imagine taking everything seriouslyi could dedicate my whole twitter to just making brown girl jokes but i’m afraid of retaliation cause i feel like t… https://t.co/foBKGUz48X @kaafisarah jo tumhara dil chahi wohi karo yaar mujhse kyun pooch rahi ho @kaafisarah haan aur meri billi bhi thumari billi se zyada pyari hai @kaafisarah don’t tell me what to do @aribbae_ @suckerstung lmaoo it’s for the culture
10/17
2019
@kawaiideli0722 lmao you and I both @CinoevilMusic ily @zchoudhry_ @Rehmaaaaaan literally you’ve seen ONE and you didn’t even see it from me control yourself @DanSummonte lmao i wasn’t a fan but reviews for it seem pretty good 🤷🏽‍♂️ wasn’t a complete waste of time so you s… https://t.co/xTQ7zM95Ix
10/16
2019

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