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@degreatdelph I have also had this recurring dream. @breathingback That explains why there was no one to stop the OSU kids on chittenden from flipping cars last night 🤔🤔🤔I thought it would be included in Prime. There's no way I'm paying that much. https://t.co/q8z1AuiwqR
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plato clutching his chest and crying and throwing up rn https://t.co/zA7x8M5NDu
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Y’all mad about @LilNasX releasing Montero as if avenged sevenfold didn’t write a song about stabbing your girlfrie… https://t.co/p14I0Y0194 @jurassicdogmom I had to fact check this when I saw it this morning. I was like “why didn’t they tell us they were dating?”I like being poor cuz anytime I’m in a car that was made after 2015 i feel like I’m in a spaceship
Retweeted by macinif the engagement ring isn’t made of this I don’t want it https://t.co/uLWXp0firR
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@tarazins Overall, I’d say it was worth trying, and I could see myself trying once or twice again. Slept well, defi… https://t.co/tCu3JTjZC4One thing you gotta know about taking a class with me is: Idc if I know what I’m talking about at all, but I’m gonn… https://t.co/rnjp9I7fKh @malloryam_ Thank you!!!!https://t.co/iod7xXiKFu @tarazins I did sleep SO WELL last night though. @tarazins Honestly, I think I hyped myself up too much. It was very relaxing, but at one point I was floating in th… https://t.co/o63l07Liyqhttps://t.co/Hvb2bT4uoBThe nakeds have it! https://t.co/HMbXzVtuwa

I can’t wait. My float is in a few hours https://t.co/HMbXzVtuwaSensory deprivation therapy, do it....

The universe is not passing this week’s vibe check. Does anyone else feel it?

The earlier you go to bed on Thursday night the faster your direct deposit hits your account. https://t.co/xDhsPurrZ6

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can host an extravagant party at your West Egg mansion that symbolizes the super… https://t.co/a8WemGzduC
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wanna finish my university work but i actually do not care about anything at all so
Retweeted by macinMy future house*** https://t.co/geJfzjuFuH @quackattack28 I bet if this had fallen on a student mid shower they would say it’s the students fault and just bill your tuition account 🤡🤡i just feel like a B+ should equal an A- just like how an Ab is a G#
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One thing they don’t prepare you for in school: jumping from gas stove to electric stove to glass top stove as you move apartments

Someone being patient with you is one of the softest forms of love
Retweeted by macinno i am not a college student i work 35+ hours a week and take college classes full time we are not having the same experience
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@jacobdigeronimo That’s dumb. I’d take the weekend train out of state @jacobdigeronimo Amtrak should have been in Columbus a long ass time agoPeople who email me and then call me two seconds later like I don’t have caller ID and won’t just answer in the ema… https://t.co/757wKZB8iT

My mother is telling EVERYONE that I am "practically a doctor" and I "just need to finish one paper." Reader, that… https://t.co/WBQutjxXAz
Retweeted by macinIf we go on vacation, Rule # 1 WE. WILL. NOT. BE. EATING. AT. RESTAURANTS. THAT. WE. HAVE. IN. OUR. CITY. https://t.co/MxcIRAYKjS
Retweeted by macin @tarazins Sam’s club bagels are good

Sorry professors, I had planned to use Wednesday to catch up on my school work, but then I got this message from th… https://t.co/0DUfXsLRFQI wasn’t going to go to Starbucks this morning, but then Elyse reminded me that I’m a college senior doing my best… https://t.co/TYycgN8wdRMy intuition be so on point, I be feeling like a psychic sometimes 😂
Retweeted by macinWHY DID I THINK IT WAS COCAINE AND CHICKEN WITH YOUR FRIENDS?!? Lololol I like chicken https://t.co/6lVo7aXLVQbeing in a queer friend group means you think there are WAY more bisexuals in the world than there actually are
Retweeted by macin @howdytimes3 Look up a county map and go to the red counties. Plenty of extras.

Lil Nas X is really exposing how many Christians think of Satan not in spiritual terms as a force of temptation and… https://t.co/BcQmRaM442
Retweeted by macin @allie_wonderly Defiance has like one or two and they look like ice cream trucks. The ones in Columbus are vans wi… https://t.co/C3rsjHDEgtThis semester is just https://t.co/sFDqA6skTx
Retweeted by macinI want to graduate, but I mentally and emotionally can’t do anymore fucking homework. I know I’m so close but damn… https://t.co/vF1djllJJn

yep and i might fuck yours https://t.co/PJ9nil77IJ
Retweeted by macin @little_critter_ Same!!!! Did you put in your headphones for the full experience? @little_critter_ ME THIS MORNING. It’s so artistic too! Visually amazing, song is a bop. I was blown away. @allie_wonderly I honestly think it’s the Columbus ice cream trucks. They are all scary here.

The friends that take to you to Sam’s club when you’re drunk deserve you go to heavenWhen I was freshman, I used to look at the seniors who walked into class with literally nothing at all yet continue… https://t.co/HDVR007ptsMy pisces moon and my Aries sun really do be killing me https://t.co/OvqwtxVhPFA first-year student at Yale died by suicide and all I can think about is how every time I ask my college friends h… https://t.co/QqhJLzvcOx
Retweeted by macinso was he an incel or a sex addict need to know which way we're blaming pussy today
Retweeted by macinRIP Narcissus you would have loved having a disorder named after you
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Retweeted by macinThrilled to put away the constant fear of catching covid and get reacquainted with the terror of being shot in public
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@allie_wonderly I think sometimes they just make a sequel so they can try to make more money

one of the worst things about private college is that you have students going into debt and working nights just to… https://t.co/YGqTiidbxA
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my face when I realized my car just hit its last pothole: https://t.co/8BrG1FZMAmIf I made a Twitter account for random polls just to see what people say, submissions welcome, would you follow?I used to think I would be married by 25 😭😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭😭
Retweeted by macinIntermittent fasting is a(n)...
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Retweeted by macin @allie_wonderly I welcome engagement in this for sure.Croc pot cooking:Capital really be proactive about sending out next semester updates but I’m still waiting to hear ANYTHING about gr… https://t.co/Nt8SKZOIGW

Intermittent fasting is a(n)...Tomatoes = gross Salsa = god tier

@jacobdigeronimo I thought you meant like FISH https://t.co/nea62eX2PB

The guy and his daughter who turn into weird birds used to give me nightmares. The memories this movie is resurfaci… https://t.co/taWVLUqDi8Oh my god they brought out an old time map and it was a whole cube saying you just fall off the edgeCurrently unable to describe the feelings I am experiencing from watching Barbie Swan Lake for the first time in 16… https://t.co/nMTcNM6v4H

@allie_wonderly He made all his money. He do what he wants now @allie_wonderly This man is fine https://t.co/ZxZhKVrf58Made an appointment to get my red hair redone, right at the beginning of Aries season, so I guess you could say I will be unstoppable.

There’s only one time a month to test the tornado sirens... when is it? retweet for the first Wednesday fav for the first Tuesday
Retweeted by macingo where ur loved. stay where it’s consistent. period
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Found this absolute MASTERPIECE at the thrift store https://t.co/WYJBUPi2le

@allie_wonderly No I play it loud and proud. They’re gonna know who I am

Guys I made this myself please show it more lovehttps://t.co/vTp0dTQLvp

They used to make us sign things with a number 2 pencil and I’d say “this is not legally binding since it’s in penc… https://t.co/kwItDdxUxuMy yoga instructor: Let your body know we are going to start moving. The voice in my head: Hey bitch. We are moving.

@vctia_ The brand of red I’ve been looking into can apparently only be bought by licensed pros so I’m shopping for a stylist currently.I have it set as my default on my laptop but I can’t figure it out for iOS app @vctia_ The first time I dyed my hair red was out of fun. Then it became to cope. But Yknow something I could use… https://t.co/IHi0B46UxSWhy doesn’t Word default to size 12, Times New Roman? Who is using anything else?

My dad likes to talk sense into me as if he isn't the most ill informed sum bitch in existence
Retweeted by macinVery bold of the creator of spinach and artichoke dip to name it that when it’s 95% cheese
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@allie_wonderly Maybe more misunderstood, yknow? @allie_wonderly Honestly, i could see us vibingWHY haven’t we domesticated raccoons yet

I’d invest https://t.co/am6wErzmXuUpdate: I’m at the top of her list for “top contributors” https://t.co/C7sBtNEZIF

Embarrassed at the amount of money I just dropped on Girl Scout cookies but life is just too short to not have enough Girl Scout cookies

i love the thrill of booting up my computer only seconds before i have to get on zoom
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