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maddie @madddiexo Philadelphia, PA

yacht stewardess/ full time idiot / self proclaimed psychopath❤️

897 Following   4,712 Followers   28,137 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/4/09


@emxhall 👀 @Cmdr_Data_420_ @SquiffyKonvict who is the creepy cooking robot @kcrittenberger R** @lolumOKUR no promisesthe psycho guy from below deck med is facebook messaging me. not sure what to do with this information
1/20
2021
Same It has maybe also created every problem I’ve had, but we can just ignore that https://t.co/6mHJViBmyt
Retweeted by maddieit’s really crazy that tequila has solved every problem I’ve ever hadas soon as sam from icarly found out she had a crush on someone she checked herself into a mental hospital. we could all learn from her
Retweeted by maddie @lukewielgus @fourloko ok love.. u @AsherHBaron it’s the coffee mug for me @kgeich @fourloko swagnew fit just dropped @fourloko https://t.co/qfyBMdzacn @littleidiotgirI personally i love u..
1/19
2021
when i got my first job in yachting this girl spread a rumor that i traveled a lot bc i had a gross sugar daddy and… https://t.co/JhwooD3lSG
1/18
2021
@gabbgoudy i bet browns ML today for u queen @samparentt @FSUmollz it’s the time stamps being the exact same for me... he out here sending mass DMs ??? @AsherHBaron i have 1021 which is shocking bc i never even save numbersi love when a guy calls me annoying it’s like now i KNOW you want to sleep with me @jmg1112 no @snydaho this is straight up unacceptable and taking advantage I’m so sorry 🥺I’m scared https://t.co/VIb0lhOw78 @LangnerMatt you dropped this 👑
1/17
2021
got told I’m a lot smarter than i look... ppl r starting to see through the bit... @taynietzz endorsed ✅ @objsucks same. not in the mood to terrify the TL today @bhernzzz25 well this is just rude @chickenmchannah parlays scare me u r brave @SumerOfGeorge @Liston617 @The_Tooth_Hurts ✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼 @Liston617 I’m listeningok who is gonna tell me what NFL bets to make today...🥺guys are literally crazier than girls in case u forgot. thanks
1/16
2021
got a drunk “miss you” text at nine am.. u have to respect itfantasy football is just astrology for men https://t.co/0lTqPYxgf3
1/15
2021
@PWagon60 thank u @TheEpicDept fake!!guess he changed his mind... Siva you have no idea how many guys are tired of my shit this literally not true https://t.co/oOj2bLbnXfif i started tweeting shit like know your worth❤️ then add tax🤪 ... would u guys still love me @stoolpresidente billzgirlfriend of a dude i went on 1 (one) date with 3 years ago just requested my insta... like thanks for checking in bestie❤️
1/14
2021
the 45 year old crackhead who bought me alcohol in high school still messages me and it’s like. I can buy my own vodka now dude @macaroniiinapot @basicallytori who says i wasn’t 😏 @kevin_k24 @macaroniiinapot Cs get degrees @macaroniiinapot go off sis @basicallytori slut water in hand. not a care in the world @basicallytori good ole cart girl days take me back @PWagon60 @lizard4short i was ready for a whole ass astrology explanation omfg @lizard4short what does this mean 🥲my life is always chaotic but mercury HAS to be in gatorade. something is up
1/13
2021
@_aleclerman no❤️
1/12
2021
@chickenmchannah no like he literally is..yo u up...... @ doug pedersonAmericans only love the college experience because it's the only time in their lives they live in walkable communities
Retweeted by maddie @ymmayer i am the roommate that has the cheaper room
1/11
2021
@Arrizabalager prob spoke too soon🤐 @Willy_B2141 😭would anyone like to ruin my life since the eagles won’t be anymore? @kevin_k24 don’t blame emso many burner accounts have been requesting my insta like. whose boyfriend is liking my shit now @tmartenP1 i literally watched this season this week. he is terrifying
1/10
2021
@midlifetimmy so true❤️yes that is my mother’s twitter do not make me regret tagging her u savages @littleidiotgirI @objsucks I’m about to cancel you bothtr*mp if you’re reading this you can tweet from my account as soon as my stimmys hit 👀when i went to bali (flex) my mom refused to let me fly certain airlines home bc of this shit. queen knows best @JessicaLake24 @MikeyNooodz Scotty doesnt knooowthis dude is linkedin messaging me on a friday night like please go talk to your wife scott
1/9
2021
me announcing that i won’t be attending my ex’s wedding https://t.co/w1mX2KXx0J @boogietweets boog I’m going to hell anyway @kopi_wan literally WHO roots for the eagles besides people with mental illness @kopi_wan listening @macaroniiinapot this is hot
1/8
2021
first sunburn of the year on january 7th no one can fuck with me<3 @ReyesTheR00f @littleidiotgirI you’re welcome Steven i am a woman of the people @littleidiotgirI btw i think said selfie should be posted @egaffr11 literally where is it @tr*mp is me in 2016 as my ex slowly blocked me on each social media he’s about to be sending venmos w captions for attentionamerica is literally more manic than me right now
1/7
2021
best part of traveling is everyone always thinks I’m european. like haha americans are sooo dumb could never be me trump who :))) @AndrewAthias see what i mean. adorable
1/6
2021
i love when literal strangers are nicer to me than the ppl in my own life it’s sooo cute<3
1/5
2021
@DoubleDiaz24 @samparentt I’d kiss Sam drunk or not @_DMagz oh he’s being dead serious @JMR10891 this isn’t even the worst of it :/ @KaitRPierce could NOT be me @kt_marieee13 I’d never associate u with this KTme: *breathes* giants fans: yes, please tell me more how we are a clown organization... https://t.co/wEqnLePyGj @Tim_McManus I’m not crying you’re crying @Hillmaticc @Eagles i can deal with this 🙄 @TheSamDykema @bhernzzz25 @Eagles never forget beating the Vikings then taking the SB in their city❤️ @llammasamma @Eagles Ily @kopi_wan @Eagles my Venmo is openno one likes us, we don’t care 🗣 @EaglesWe don’t like you either 😀😀😀 https://t.co/aAjrcSEri8
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1/4
2021
@femaleredhead don’t give them this. so do i and i don’t make a big deal @Kitacookie kita ???!!! @bigcontentguy hmmm u asked for it @ChickenParmPapi were self sabotaging today Mikey don’t play with me rnno context provided https://t.co/A7jNXLFVdDI’ve decided the only thing I’m fucking this year is the system @alleiigh this is so hard and I’ve never had a Buffalo cauliflower soup but for some reason it speaks to me
1/3
2021

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