Sign in with Twitter


Madeleine Swann @MadeleineSwann Southend-on-sea, Essex

She/her. Wonderland Award nominee, psychedelic flapper, weird fiction writer, creepy stuff lover. Part of @BizarroBritish. Married @Bill_Purnell Halloween 2019

2,288 Following   3,385 Followers   47,086 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/27/12

@Felcherman I especially like the winged aliens @ShaneBlkheart πŸ’œ @GregariousOtter πŸ’œπŸ™πŸ‘ thank you! @ShaneBlkheart Aw, you too @The_Jestress Yay! @KitGonzo Oh my God thank you @flightofsand Yeah, I suppose it's to be expected @KrisHolt1 πŸ™πŸ‘Nobbly Bobbly @pattmayne πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I like it when Bill has a nap because he says weird things and does these baby leg kicks. Baby Legs Bill, sounds like a bootlegger @pattmayne I love that bit!!Look at these colours! all book reviewers! Would you like to feature in the ongoing popular Kendall Reviews feature Page Turners…
Retweeted by Madeleine Swann @LezaCantoral @YerPalSkipp @Jeff_Burk @johnwayneisdead @WrathJW @KillerconAustin @natesouthard @CLASHBooks 🍭🍭Cool! @RealLucasMangum Hooraaaaaaaaaayy!!! @manylittlewords Thank you so much! Yeah, it's pretty much the guys you'd expect @pattmayne They have winged pigs though @KADorgan Aw it's ok, they'll get bored @Shutterplane Aw! Thank you @mimesatwork Sounds nice! @yolandasfetsos I will, cheers! @DLuxSilverBeard Aw thank you! @enricocadillac Very true! @UncleOzma Indeed! @mimesatwork @feysbian πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @mimesatwork I think I'd be doing it over zoom @gjkendall Oh definitely, fingers crossed for itIt's embarrassing to admit that YouTube comments are bothering you but a constant flood of people informing you tha… warm @gjkendall Oh no that's a shame! @BensNotWriting Very 😭Hell House LLC 4 will be a recreation of the first one but as a musical by college theatre kids
@Aishatonu Exactly! @plentyofalcoves I've never seen that happen, I feel left out πŸ™ @KWhiteHorror Same!One of my best friends died of corona today. I want to make change happen and I don’t have liquid cash for charitie…
Retweeted by Madeleine Swann @LunosNocturne @KWhiteHorror I was very pleasantly surprised @paperbacksnpugs @suspirialex So cute @Aishatonu My friend is coming over for lemonade on the lawn3 copies of GRIND YOUR BONES TO DUST on sale for $11.69 so if ya like yer horror extremely, extremely violent and m…
Retweeted by Madeleine Swann @craigwallwork Cloudy lemon sounds nice on its own!Very interesting! Not much changes. You often read books and plays that could have been about today's events @KitGonzo @emdehaney It's quite a rollercoaster @HorrorPixi Very weirder @skullsnflames76 @wordpressdotcom πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸ‘Cool black artists you should support: @SA1NTCAKE @dogvomitco @TerraTerrific @zombiebasss Feel free to drop more!
Retweeted by Madeleine Swann @infrafan @lofiguyART Is isn't it! @lofiguyART @infrafan Yay!! @infrafan That's right, I remember when he sold the T Shirt to Matt Berry. And Noel Fielding was wearing your T Shi… @GNutsofHorror @phil_sloman @MarkEWest @MrAdamsWrites @MykPilgrim I wish to complain. That's what it should be @chrisiousity Merry day of birth! Gin time @ChryslerReal @karanbirtinna I knew it all along!!Hot in't it @EnigmaticElegy πŸ™πŸ‘Made me chuckle lots late? Lucky you. Check out our announcement of #FIYAHCON2020's IGNYTE Awards!
Retweeted by Madeleine Swann @ArtemisiaAxe @JessFonk πŸ˜πŸ™I like the emphatic "mraaa" as it flings itself onto the dog again @JeremyCShipp The bear I married crashes through the log cabin and says "you mentioned me?" @ScarredForLife2 I think I saw a repeat of this @JeremyCShipp @JulietteGillies I liked it too @BertramFiddle Oh wow it does @Felcherman Because in this world he's made of cake @eric_fennessey Yes! And yes!
@userbits It's entertaining @lukewalkerbooks Ok!Idea: The Wizard of Oz but she's called Borothy and it's Boris Johnson and nobody likes him @lukewalkerbooks Can you just bring me a cuppaIf you're in the UK and you can't afford US postage for a paperback of The Vine That Ate The Starlet let me know be…
Retweeted by Madeleine Swann @BertramFiddle It's really good!! @SafranekLori Haha yeah Bill likes it but I just can't get into it. There are funny bits and the countdown one is g… @BertramFiddle Is that yours?! I love it @ascannerburkely Hopefully you scooped it back up? @CognitiveSoc πŸ™πŸ‘ @CognitiveSoc This whole account @CognitiveSoc Duck on drums @RonRugged @CognitiveSoc My friend has been sending me those!!More than halfway funded already, and I have cool stories in both books! Get in on the goodness! Check out Growin…
Retweeted by Madeleine Swann @theserfstv I dabble in lobster watching I can't help myself @ItsCJStark πŸ’œ I'm sorry @MadmMonstrosity That alien head.... @lofiguyART Yaaaaaaaaaaaay @DanielStaff0rd @lofiguyART Oh that's it! No I got my own copy @ShaneBlkheart πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ @lofiguyART Did I give you that Andy Kaufman book? @DanielStaff0rd It's ok. There's a few funny bits (I'm sorry) @DanielStaff0rd It is! I do like that one @lofiguyART @Judson_Hamilton AaaaaaaaaaaoooooorrrrhhhhDuck drums @SusanJWilkes They're a delightYaaaaaaaaaaaay hee hee of The Purge TV series reminds me of the street countdown episode of the IT Crowd (the only episode I actually…! @lofiguyART It does! @ScaryJASullivan Thank you!