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So men say that I’m intense or I’m insane. | Unicorn / Pitbull | Woman with Purple Hair | Founder, @NatSecGirlSquad |#FemaleFounder | DM for encrypted comms 🦄

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Joined Twitter 9/10/10


ah yes, hugs not bullets https://t.co/TJGc76uNVMdoing the right thing > getting fired https://t.co/lsqgFAMWwb @mtill50 @pptsapper @Jahaza I’m offended by a bridal party requiring ppl to eat at chilliscc @KoriSchake https://t.co/0Df0TystutI promise to stop during tmrw’s #runDisney #PrincessHalf and take a picture at Canada just for you https://t.co/ui8rFKIzGtoooo https://t.co/4dtD4ThcRpA highlight of the start of my #PrincessHalf #runDisney weekend this AM at the 10K ? The regular “Down with the Pat… https://t.co/3gw1l6uIpK @benjaminwittes @RatlSecurity I am prebooking next week’s [brunch]this is a good tweet but no one is awakeBae: Is Jasmine there? Go get a pic w her!!! Me: It’s 0345 I am not in full Persian and she is I can NOT it would b… https://t.co/IAgrKE62WAThis is only the beginning https://t.co/Rdw6YdOyLEGood https://t.co/cXzfDgt5BcListening to @RatlSecurity while in line for #runDisney #PrincessHalf and i am now cold and homesick this is not [brunch] @benjaminwittes*texts friends* https://t.co/EKezVoubGh @shanejbernard plz keep tweeting it is 0400 and i’m inline to run a race at disney world
2/22
2020
19.3 miles starts tmrw AM. woooo https://t.co/jOOMIsmKoq @McCainJack Embarassing: Me, knowing more about the NMR than the guide at Animal Kingdom.From Disney. @McCainJack https://t.co/vtveYBmwSGbye https://t.co/DbnvsxgWYFNeed to broach a difficult topic at work? Follow these rules: 1. Assume positive intent. 2. Engage in dialogue,… https://t.co/ILoVNsIzKI
Retweeted by MaggieCarolineHow one organization is working to correct cases of Jewish WWII soldiers mistakenly buried under Latin Cross headst… https://t.co/4g33GDv2Br
Retweeted by MaggieCaroline @marcfs13 i want to judge you bc it’s only spring training, but also same. @JenJudson @JeffJjmom OH MY GOD. @benjaminwittes @marymurrah @Fleurette15236 No Bot would opt to be a mezzo 😜 #shotsfired #sopranosforever
2/21
2020
cc: @qjurecic https://t.co/medOQvjBqj @JoshuaNoonan @lfsiegenthaler We ate our snacks. We smiled for a few pics (on our own phones, of course). We tried to runaway. @JoshuaNoonan @lfsiegenthaler Then: Hava Nagilah began and the crowd went wild. Bewildered, @lfsiegenthaler and I m… https://t.co/9ZAJYLQ0GG @JoshuaNoonan @lfsiegenthaler It was Azerbaijan Day, 2016(?). We were young. We were invited. We were confused. A… https://t.co/8n4oYG5UCP @DavidPriess Thank you. We shall bring you a tiki mug for your solidarity.me rn towards @AmericanAir https://t.co/xrzcEa19ReDear @AmericanAir at #OrlandoAirport plz help us. https://t.co/o6aj8CxwOR https://t.co/q5Ky008IwV @DavidPriess Dallas which arrived at 1530 and and O’Hare from 1536 are ahead of us. We landed at 1601. https://t.co/GRlR2mUfw1We’re at 40 min. https://t.co/o6aj8CxwORCan't say we blame them -- The Journal of Conventional Weapons Destruction, published by @StateDeptPM partners… https://t.co/Mbih4fgTts
Retweeted by MaggieCaroline @smsaideman I need @stephachusetts to just explain logistics to this place.I’m just a girl, standing at Orlando Airport, waiting for the tiny bag you forced me to check so that I can leave and be on vacation. @JoshuaNoonan ask me about Hava Nagilah cc: @lfsiegenthalerRest in peace, Rusty. https://t.co/LHzWGI6s6t#NatSecGirlSquad https://t.co/WSH2YBnNIF @MEvstatieva This is super cool#inmymm going from Keynote Address to Disney Princess Meet and Greet 🦄🦄🦄 https://t.co/1VnkD1HdNiI’m here for all of this - let’s keep amplifying female voices - @MaggieCaroline1, @wendyranderson, @alexis_krieg,… https://t.co/WjdSQmcCl0
Retweeted by MaggieCarolineA reminder for all our midwestern #LGBTQIA+ friends and followers of an approaching deadline for a great opportunit… https://t.co/OQeDVlFmE9
Retweeted by MaggieCaroline @pricefloyd @julianbarnes i love it so muchCHIC EN is my favorite book https://t.co/SB2A6domMRGrateful to #DARPA ISAT for having me this morning! VACATION TIMEGod bless @hudabeauty @lisackaplan @marcfs13 @MollyCain @amy_riveter @2point19 @EllevateNtwk what about for fellowship apps?In the meantime, I REALLY need to update my resume...which is tricky as a founder. Anyone have a template/example t… https://t.co/UFeEaQGdvISo many events...so many more to be announced 😭🦄🦄🦄 https://t.co/lTqxoZNEg0Good morning, #NatSecGirlSquad! I give the keynote at #DARPA s ISAT Group Meeting this AM...and then I’m off to… https://t.co/Sd6pYuPoq8I’m watching Say Yes to The Dress. Bye.me, always https://t.co/FyKyCdHFBj
2/20
2020
wow https://t.co/DJg0OC4CkZNo disrespect to those who've served as US spokesperson at the UN; it's an important job. But does it qualify you t… https://t.co/RGiao0JEuc
Retweeted by MaggieCaroline👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 https://t.co/oZvKujRqR3THIS IS NOT OK https://t.co/iSMPo6mOE1TBC @MikhailaRFogel is a gift https://t.co/3D20ERtfxqPrevious DNIs were: Maguire: former NCTC and Navy Admiral Coats: Senator on Intel Cmte Dempsey: 30-yr vet of CIA… https://t.co/YSp6NFbRqi
Retweeted by MaggieCaroline @KeitnerLaw omg @andizeisler oh NOi am strong. i am invincible. i am dogggggggg https://t.co/mWYlfKY3ISsuggestions include but not limited to @ElissaSlotkin @RepEscobarv #NatSecGirlSquad Hey @NorahODonnell how can we connect w her??? https://t.co/ecGGOp0zwd @sadgayeconomist WHATok @BrookingsFP do you need assistance making this not a manel? https://t.co/pKNPhGCSQtboop https://t.co/Hhow6995JU @ashcroftgm @MyStraightTalk oh MY @DefenseBaron oh GOODThis is incorrect, the undersecretary of policy is not the Pentagon's No. 3 official. That changed years ago, it's… https://t.co/Mry7Vu2Nnc
Retweeted by MaggieCarolineWhy local tech events are important: providing feedback and support for founders to build to the next level 👏👏… https://t.co/rsu0TPmL8b
Retweeted by MaggieCarolineyou have no idea how incredibly familiar all of this sounds to this Venezuelan https://t.co/UieLITbCnm
Retweeted by MaggieCaroline @marcetorresg jellyTop Pentagon spox Jonathan Hoffman says Rood's resignation letter "speaks for itself" re: process/decision-making b… https://t.co/cv70t7deu9
Retweeted by MaggieCaroline#NatSecGirlSquad https://t.co/2kOQ0iv7kz#NatSecGirlSquad https://t.co/htpmDJie9xHey @tinahuang__ @RitaKonaev @thewrightwonk ! Lots of others who aren’t on twitter...to the listserv we go! https://t.co/HPkTgRjR6qnext Tuesday come to @CNASdc to hear @Jason_K_Dempsey @charlie_simpson @Chris_Kolenda @AdamWunische @masudasultanhttps://t.co/bTGWtZxA2A
Retweeted by MaggieCaroline @MiekeEoyang @kellymagsamen @NatSecMulligan @natsecHeather @LorenRaeDeJ @sashanbaker @marakarlin @rosenbergerlmhttps://t.co/hUKC2jG8nN @DavidPriess @jennifernvictor @SueMiTerry @katebrower @CindyOtis_ @becingber @KaliJCaldwell @LorenRaeDeJ @smcarls1https://t.co/37fvdnwSxM#NatSecGirlSquad https://t.co/HPkTgRjR6q @CarisaNietsche @TwardowskiDC @madiann_e @StarlingCG Making my pitch video today!!!Lots of great advice in this thread for women in all fields, including #natsecgirlsquad @NatSecGirlSquad https://t.co/pSaX5GRDhK
Retweeted by MaggieCarolineOoo! https://t.co/IKO6oYcQqIYoung colleagues out there: prepare your applications! This is a terrific opportunity, and a wonderful way to remem… https://t.co/yHfiNuyizp
Retweeted by MaggieCarolineGood morning https://t.co/i8qqSm970XI love this game: @CarolineCBaxter @mkguliford @stephachusetts @sarahmargon @lindsaypcohn @jeanqasaurhttps://t.co/aNLGL7yZSi
2/19
2020
@JennyCafarella https://t.co/0hyPJsy4yX Will add @JennyCafarella LOLThe acting Secretary of Homeland Security was never confirmed to lead the agency. He is still suspending dozens of… https://t.co/2ZpL5EMM9W
Retweeted by MaggieCarolineThis story... https://t.co/v4HS94Wvv3Starting this fall, @TheWilmaTheater will no longer have one artistic director. Instead, it will have four. https://t.co/IpvYZxVUBi
Retweeted by MaggieCaroline👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 https://t.co/7cOi00iJdc#NatSecGirlSquad https://t.co/U1Mphi1wxG @lisackaplan SAME.🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 https://t.co/rGQspr9TOBImportant argument for finally strengthening @USSOCOM’s civilian oversight. https://t.co/w5g70IQtkf
Retweeted by MaggieCaroline👇🏽👇🏽 #NatSecGirlSquad cc @lisackaplan https://t.co/6uCrOkAHjZ#NatSecGirlSquad 👇🏻 https://t.co/OIVqYvkrw2
Retweeted by MaggieCarolineBut rly tho 👇🏽👇🏽🦄 https://t.co/lTqxoZNEg0
2/18
2020

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