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Don’t spit on my hummus, bitch. She/her/hers

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Joined Twitter 9/14/19


@Lestfest17 He’d turn into Harry “Influencer” Potter...”okay guys now I’m trying on the Galloping Gargoyles frames,… https://t.co/4YEXiNosnJ
1/26
2020
Most difficult question in my life right now: burrito first or nap first?
1/23
2020
Has Florence Pugh ended Chloe Grace Moretz's career as number one stout blond with gymnast vibes?
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1/12
2020
That’s EXACTLY what I was gonna say😂 https://t.co/wHvyBQZ9qD
1/11
2020
@Lestfest17 @_legallyginger_ You went to kartchner caverns in elementary school? I went a few years back and it sca… https://t.co/DKrPVR4nnl
1/10
2020
Newly obsessed with @RealChalamet . Looks like a string bean but acts like a damn pro. Well done, you.
1/8
2020
Somebody said @PostMalone looks like a graffitied billboard and I couldn’t agree more. The hottest billboard I’ve ever seen😍
1/1
2019
@nanimal5 @lizzo @hsdaily @Harry_Styles Wish he would also do Truth Hurts! @nanimal5 @johnkrasinski Yes yes yes!!!!😍😍😍 @wantyouhemmings @lizzo @hsdaily @Harry_Styles She would slayyyy and maybe she could throw some flute in there @lizzo @hsdaily @Harry_Styles Soooo now @lizzo will cover a @Harry_Styles song, right? It’s only fair🤷🏻‍♀️
12/19
2019
Pasta, cock, and nachos. It’ll be an interesting year. https://t.co/5VKo7yvwcx
12/17
2019
This will forever be one of my favorite Office moments. https://t.co/NFRnp7N6NaJust a big ol’ thanks to @Harry_Styles for those 47 mins of pure, raw emotion. #FineLine will be on repeat for daysssss.
12/13
2019
The only song I want to listen to today is Adore You. If you’re going to play another song...just...don’t. Unless i… https://t.co/JPKyuIdE3LSuch a damn groovy tune❤️ https://t.co/My7d6PlO18
12/6
2019
@hsdaily Do Harry’s hands come included in this purchase? @Lestfest17 Hold on to your pants, everybody.
12/5
2019
So Harry, Niall, AND Liam are all releasing music this Friday? Coincidence? I think not.
12/4
2019
I need everyone to watch Dollface on Hulu so that they make a second season. And because it’s so good and you will… https://t.co/DksvV7zfcH
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12/1
2019
Can’t believe I’ll be in the cherry pit at a @Harry_Styles concert in less than a year😍😍 Best believe I’m gonna los… https://t.co/MgrlTp8iZA
11/18
2019
@jameelajamil is just the goddamn bees kneesLOVE ON TOUR 2020. https://t.co/wNMG0W5KhI
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11/13
2019
@NiallOfficial See you in Phoenix, my spicy Irish love👀😎 #NiceToMeetYaWorldTourLook who’s* back in the right place** at the right time***. * - #Brooklyn99 Season 7 ** - @NBC *** - Thursday, Feb… https://t.co/ePxd9xHxol
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11/9
2019
@EisReading 24 and Macfayden all the way. Although Firth in that outfit with the curly hair makes me swoon every time. @Harry_Styles Wanna borrow my outfit for your tour? #FineLine https://t.co/4iGIN1mMLg
11/6
2019
FINE LINE . THE ALBUM . DEC 13 https://t.co/ARzqYds8Vn
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11/4
2019
@nanimal5 He’s a transponster!
10/29
2019
What would it take for me to get a sneak preview of #HS2 ? @Harry_Styles I’m willing to bribe and/or bargain
10/25
2019
I was not mentally prepared https://t.co/20mDsRb9VR
10/21
2019
I’ve never seen a more accurate video in my life😂 https://t.co/MnVexXpFvY
10/14
2019
no hetero but harry styles gyrating in a soup of naked guys and ladies is the hottest thing i’ve ever seen???? https://t.co/jMDF1lzzFs
Retweeted by Claire Mahaffy💙🖤💙🖤 https://t.co/uE4dmFcNdt
10/11
2019
Someone just told me I looked old and tired. Well guess what. I am old and tired so YOU can’t hurt me.
Retweeted by Claire Mahaffy
10/6
2019
if you leave the room i’m in. i will always follow you to the next one. whatever this adventure is. you don’t have to do it alone
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10/5
2019
In an emotional meeting in Tel Aviv, two Jewish cousins were re-united after 75 years with both believing the other… https://t.co/eu0icWyN6z
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9/28
2019
@Collider Me.
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9/27
2019
My promise to anyone who does this: "Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be yours to cher… https://t.co/mD0AGYFDeJ
Retweeted by Claire Mahaffy
9/18
2019
will the harry styles cover be scratch and sniff @rollingstone
Retweeted by Claire Mahaffy
9/17
2019
i may have gotten bigger. but my desire to be held. has remained constant
Retweeted by Claire MahaffyIf you love dogs and need a good cry, this is the thread for you https://t.co/8by50ZKVJP
9/16
2019
For the past year, I’ve been filming myself scaring my best friend @NickStopTalking Today is Nick’s birthday and… https://t.co/g09gd82BVm
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9/14
2019

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