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Maine @maine_gov Maine | he/they

i am become maine

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Joined Twitter 12/13/19


please stop sexualizing the shadowy government men who sneak into your houses at night to watch you sleep @MaineMillennial https://t.co/C1apV7Bodeif you see a shadowy government man sneak into your house at night to watch you sleep, don't worry! that's just one… https://t.co/FCwphvqqJT
1/16
2021
@abbyisstubborn @boooiiiiiiing I trust her @abbyisstubborn @boooiiiiiiing yes @abbyisstubborn @boooiiiiiiing i trust all helens with my llifego like Helen's Detroit style pizza https://t.co/zYbmc3U4ZLWhat the fuck https://t.co/DgXSZWfvhC https://t.co/B0ngoguDqc @boooiiiiiiing can I have somerolling up to furcon in this bad boy https://t.co/jKmuIkEVzb @wewerelikegods_ every single person in wyoming is currently in federal prison
1/15
2021
yes im from maine yes i eat bugs https://t.co/DkF1UpwmtE @kristin_raz what @kristin_raz what language is that @BenRobke yeahwhy does twitter keep asking "what's happening?" im in maine, nothing is happening anywhere ever
1/14
2021
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Retweeted by Maine @GovMaine @wewerelikegods_ Maine revealmaine is easily one of the states of all time
1/13
2021
@nathanpstrauss sorry that was mean :/maine is an umbrella term
1/12
2021
i'll kiss a lobster on the cheek and tuck them in idgaf @savethesquirrls sure @nateandmufasa my bad
1/11
2021
maine (derogatory)nothing in particular, just in general @ribeyesteak412 wow @marthagravlee neveri will defeat canada @Not_A_Nerd2 @LilRichardNixon so true
1/10
2021
much to think about https://t.co/wCWqr6aWAS
1/9
2021
@badtakecurator ???Yall have been eating lobsters?? i just give them tiny hats and let them dance around. truly veganism is the only answercatch me at the Port of Portland eating the boats
1/8
2021
@friendoftoads Yes @MNateShyamalan charge your phone king @dietdrsnapple if you think susan collins is a moderate your wife does not find you attractive @dietdrsnapple how @flamingo2445671 ?
1/7
2021
follow maine_gov on tik tok for more cool maine facts https://t.co/VQQG4buHl4why would she say this https://t.co/guLFBSsy8l @uncommontryst socialism is when the government does stuff https://t.co/193kbciMcw @Stoxen42 Exactly @brain_mold leftismleftism is when u live in maine @ptvstan69 ? @ptvstan69 a what @MaineMillennial good luck kicking a states ass, youll never find it @mcharr00 hmmmjust kidding i have a bf im actually very happy @mcharr00 is ur profile picture your face morphed with joe kennedysmaine has won both georgia senate runoff elections
1/6
2021
@EgoistMoment nocant talk right now im doing maine girl shit (cry ing) @maduhlinegp hi @itsmattfred @maduhlinegp @AndrewsNotFunny ok @GatorsDaily so trueoh, I'm a "gimmick account??" *death rolls violently* what's my "gimmick" huh?? *moves to Florida* being fucking rad?
Retweeted by Maine @discpix @Beeseewillie :/Im at my limit https://t.co/0sL3w8nRN2
1/5
2021
@maine_gov https://t.co/Gft6M4OBiT
Retweeted by Maineevery day i wake up in maine so happy and then I remember
1/4
2021
@internetanja This is so me when I see Elizabeth Olsen in somethingnew years party with the besties!! (social distanced and only took off masks for picture) https://t.co/Dub4TUv3aQ @makeupaguy guy who hates to leave maine but loves to see it walk away
Retweeted by Maine @MyNameIsMaxiMil @makeupaguy 👎
1/3
2021
@makeupaguy guy who hates to leave maine but loves to see it walk awayrick?! whos rick https://t.co/r8RapcHXWG
Retweeted by Maine @jackisapumpkin So true @GatorsDaily Im sorry mr daily
1/2
2021
@GatorsDaily Finally @GovMaine Love this deleted tweethappy new year everyone!!
Retweeted by Maineif you thought 2020 was bad imagine living in maine right now @Pantern0 so truewhat a beautiful ceremony https://t.co/L2LEYL90oM
1/1
2020
@BeeKay4ME right here https://t.co/lu6ofEojvk"you attract what you fear" oh nooooo massachusetts being erased from space and time @jackisapumpkin You tell themPeople get horny????? What the freak......................................
Retweeted by Maine @_Stormy_lol No, because maine is better than jersy @HegelwCrmCheese yes, and that's what makes it terriblethey're making a Maine version of The Bachelor. its called "the Mainechelor" and it sucksSharing the @ChiapasSchools materials I received in order to reach a wider audience. You’re probably not aware of t… https://t.co/Rb9u87CewU
Retweeted by Maine*tolerably* yes im an English major yes im bad at English please keep scrolling!
12/31
2020
Critics are raving for maine. the Portland press herald calls it "heaven on earth." The new york times calls it "toleratably stinky"Ok now back to your regularly scheduled programmingMaine had a very good date :^) https://t.co/xBYicw2Sf7So true https://t.co/Fcqr5ZSZ1d
12/30
2020
So true https://t.co/mW5wZvqKNSSo true https://t.co/9c6QkWmcL6 @GovMaine 🤫so true https://t.co/mVWvnabAwhMaine has a date tomorrow everybody say have fun on your date mainehttps://t.co/FshuuR90e6
Retweeted by Maine @ShameandEggs This is so kafkaesqueJust got tinder why r there no other states on there D:
12/29
2020
@garden2004 hi @balnk__ thank you for asking! noliving in maine can protect you. nobody wants to murder somebody who's already dead inside
12/27
2020

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