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Mainer. Unable to take a decent selfie. Tea.

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Joined Twitter 5/11/11


Heading to the southern part of the state this morning to help 2nd born with taxes, etc. before he heads to class.… https://t.co/XcAEKTdwhAA picture of my 3 olders ice skating 11 years ago popped up on my fb feed. Oh my gosh...how time flies.Local takeout couldn't find my order again. They had it under 'Ken'. *sigh* I believe it's time to start using a ma… https://t.co/ojsb0zB9mG
2/19
2020
Boing boing source://imgur.com/gallery/uyI9lsB https://t.co/bYeWGc4gCk
Retweeted by LePine @TrophyWifeDayna Oranges and oreo cookies...in the same bowl. @blackgirlinmain Do I dare admit we grew up calling it a face cloth even though it wasn't just for faces?
2/18
2020
MAMMA...LOOK !!! 😍🐘😂 by StillFunny. https://t.co/FrtPg7bnls
Retweeted by LePineLol, never saw a cat eat this way before have you? 😹🐾❤️ hana.kitty IG sound on https://t.co/Q5myAVblsq
Retweeted by LePineA freshman celebrates his #Maine Class B championship-winning high jump on 2/15/20. https://t.co/056Gxo5lNF
Retweeted by LePine @momtransparent1 @AliceMommytoMom Been there, done that. I add a sarcastic 'whoops' as I do it.
2/17
2020
Teacher: Mercury is the hottest planet because it’s closest to the sun. My 9y/o: ACTUALLY Venus is the hottest pla… https://t.co/WkAl52HfwU
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2/16
2020
Nice Source/www.instagram.com/turtlethebird/ https://t.co/pBdUMicByy
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2/15
2020
7's lunch creation. I even had to call him 'Chef'. https://t.co/t8AnWapPpY
2/13
2020
We heard from lots of people reporting booms Saturday night. It's likely they were ice quakes (aka frost quakes or… https://t.co/9tup7MImyR
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2/11
2020
What a gorgeous day at my SIL's pond for skating, ice hockey, sledding, fire pit, etc.! #winterfunOne man/soldier has went on a shooting rampage in Thailand today and for hours police have not been able to stop hi… https://t.co/SizWA8N2AG
Retweeted by LePineSnow day. Watching an American show with my Canadian 13 y/o. Her: “Wait they have paper dollars?” Me: “Yes. One… https://t.co/uklSRJIeng
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2/8
2020
It’s 2020 and I confess that I still have no earthly idea what bitcoin is.
Retweeted by LePineI might be getting old, increasingly, I find the technology that is supposed to make life easier to actually be a PITA.
Retweeted by LePineMy 13 year-old and her best friend think Valentine’s Day is dumb and have renamed it Chocolate Day- a day where you… https://t.co/JWxr35FU2V
Retweeted by LePine @redheadmom8 @HSLDA I was excited to read 'tax credits for homeschoolers' and thought 'yay' but then read 'would me… https://t.co/fetdjeL0JN
2/5
2020
This is giving me “Fox and the Hound” vibes and making my day. #neededthat https://t.co/BJwnhIxKhI
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2/4
2020
I get a bazillion other things done during his skating time.Husband has been taking him since I can no longer skate (reinjured knee, ankles are shot). 7 gets better every time… https://t.co/6pnBeOmSgj7 went skating on a pond near us last week, 2 times on Saturday, yesterday afternoon, and he's there again this mor… https://t.co/7BEo4MlrkJ
2/3
2020
Found out my kryptonite is shoe polish! My husband took some out for his shoes this morning & BAM! Instant migraine… https://t.co/bsTYEBXazY7: What is a 'phone book'? Me: (gives detailed explanation). 7 looks at me like that's the most insane thing he's ever heard.Friend: I need some advice Me with olives on all of my fingers: You’ve come to the right place
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2/2
2020
Guy catches adorable groundhog eating his veggie garden — and lets him have whatever he wants 💚 https://t.co/uTNLE0xh9h
Retweeted by LePine @soledadobrien Oh my gosh! This is awesome! I love that he's going to plant 2 gardens..one secure and one for them & other animals.Good morning. This is the greatest thing ever. https://t.co/DmFHMh0nII
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2/1
2020
Let 7 pick out new laundry detergent. He had to sell me on it. Yup, I bought it.I'm interested in attending a Brain Injury resource fair in March. That should give me enough time to find someone… https://t.co/BQQmV0GjcN
1/30
2020
@Ghostmouse8 Oh....my....gosh!
1/29
2020
Uh-oh. 7 isn't feeling well again. :(While at the hospital, I walked in the bathroom and saw urinals. I thought..welp, talk about inclusion. I headed fo… https://t.co/T2O0PqQkj7Northeastern University announces their newest campus will be in Portland, Maine. Their hope is to bring innovation… https://t.co/kqfxOmt6oO
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1/28
2020
@AliceMommytoMom W- What's up, Taco Wednesday. Or W- Why are you not in my belly yet (Taco) WednesdaySo far I have Mexican Monday and Taco Tuesday for dinner ideas this week. Can anyone help me out with a W, T and F… https://t.co/yWA7zy3ywQ
Retweeted by LePineDentist: So that's how we're going to try first. Do you want novocain? Me: (thinking of that painful needle) No, no… https://t.co/WXo7ErfvkqDental procedure today, screening at the hospital tomorrow. I hate this stuff. #healthPassengers arriving in Italy from Hong Kong have their temperature checked in an effort to prevent coronavirus... W… https://t.co/wNihOAGLs5
Retweeted by LePineIf you played an Atari as a kid this is a friendly reminder to take your ibuprofen for your back pain.
Retweeted by LePineI feel like as a mother it is absolutely acceptable to eat nachos at 9 am. I’ve been awake for 4 hours already, 9 a… https://t.co/f3Vzt1g0CN
Retweeted by LePineReached that age where watching the Grammys makes me feel like I just woke up from a 25 year coma and have no idea what is going on.
Retweeted by LePineLeaving your home and getting back safely is such an underrated blessing.
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1/27
2020
@Ghostmouse8 Love penguins. Thanks for sharing.Penguins taking a selfie 😁🐧🐧🐧 https://t.co/QWyClg6sf9
Retweeted by LePineMy friends took 7 as their plus-1 to a company dinner event again this year. He goes out more than I do!Almost 2,000 infected and more than 50 dead as officials discover coronavirus 'spreads before symptoms show' https://t.co/c4KSf7nm5l
Retweeted by LePineAww...someone took down the 2 pieces of rice that were stuck on the ceiling. It happened 2 months ago, I think. Long story...A mom in her mid 30's at 7's swim was out with Shingles. Her Doc said they are seeing a rise in Shingles in younger people. Hmm... @Talk_To_The_Hat It forgot Michael Ross, serial killer in CT in the 1980's. July 26 so a Leo?Teen had to quit half way through the game Spinner. He's so (brain) tired! And we won't know if he'll be down for t… https://t.co/rULa6QpRuT
1/26
2020
Me: (coffee burp) Also Me: Oops, sorry! Son's girlfriend from the family room: That's okay! And WHY do we have an open floor plan?!?! @XenaBonina @Ghostmouse8 Ooooohhhh....what a beauty!!! @GeigerinGirl I hope you were shown how to use an inhaler correctly! I wasn't and I didn't read the tiny printed in… https://t.co/b3zjjzHAh0
1/25
2020
7 has been taking piano lessons on an upright piano. He practices on a keyboard at home. He was somewhere today whe… https://t.co/8LAV65NgG8 @blackgirlinmain It's smart not disclose details at least during this time because it's not their business & you'll… https://t.co/SGypAxnnV6 @blackgirlinmain Their response is BS. Dang, you don't need this crap right now. Or ever. @reallivemom @mom_mouth Yup..this happens @justmenancyg @mom_mouth I HAD to retweet this. Hope you don't mind. If you do, I'll delete. I should have thought… https://t.co/v3MRRtjeJR @mom_mouth I wrote & saved a standard letter on my computer. “I will not be purchasing any ____ (fruit, candy, wra… https://t.co/6tLvyZ0Y8y
Retweeted by LePineNeighbor just messaged me that she is making soft dough pretzels. Tempted to toddle over. Hmmm..That time of year that parents post honor roll congrats & here I'm just happy that my teen is alive. #emergencybrainsurgerysurvivor
1/24
2020
@blackgirlinmain Amen to that!!!Nothing drives home your sense of mortality more than having to scroll down all the way down to find your birth yea… https://t.co/otq4SiocU9
Retweeted by LePine @blackgirlinmain Happy Birthday!!!!Second Chinese city - Huanggang - suspends public transport, shuts cafes and cinemas to stop spread of coronavirus https://t.co/JoJfmlE2pZ
Retweeted by LePineMade Chicken Parmesan...with rotini, dinosaur chicken nuggets, sauce and 'sprinkle cheese'. This tells you the kind of week I'm having.
1/23
2020
@blackgirlinmain Yay! Getting well enough to head home. Praying for continued healing, the adjustments for all of y… https://t.co/taw2Ex4URc
1/22
2020
@blackgirlinmain I wish I knew you as a friend outside of twitter. I'd drive down to you right now. To just be ther… https://t.co/f4C2nGNAZf @blackgirlinmain Yup. A whole different level of hug. The kind that are felt so deeply, you forget where you are fo… https://t.co/4iJ6RwESqfMy head is still sore from a probable slight concussion I received while I was a greeter at church. Yup. True story… https://t.co/oCbWsK2vYi
1/21
2020
7: do we have time for 1 more chapter? Me: Yes. It looks like it's the last one too. 7: (gasps) This better be a SE… https://t.co/GRvGag7tg1
1/20
2020
I need a weighted blanket for my brain.
Retweeted by LePineShishaldin Volcano in Alaska is erupting making it the 4th Volcano to erupt in 7 days. Taal volcano: Philippines S… https://t.co/pullK2tFyl
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1/19
2020
@blackgirlinmain Oh..my..gosh..no! I have no words. My heart aches for you all. So, so sorry. @thedeaconblue @blackgirlinmain Prayers for your daughter and for the BOTH of you during this very difficult time.Little known mountain culture tidbit is if you take the heavy quilt off of your bed, it's gonna start snowing again.
Retweeted by LePine @blackgirlinmain So sorry. What a whacked system. The cost if her medical care shouldn't have to cross your mind du… https://t.co/vsOZpQuLB7
1/18
2020
@Ghostmouse8 Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing.Careful if you're out there driving today everyone- it's mighty slippery! 😂❄️ source: discover.animal IG… https://t.co/xuwzw3Ugpz
Retweeted by LePine @blackgirlinmain This is SO true. (Hugs)
1/16
2020
@blackgirlinmain Absolutely. Praying.Serious tweet. Weird and boring, I know. If you have luggage to get rid of, take it to a nearby foster care agency. The kids need them.
Retweeted by LePineRescued from New South Wales & taken to safety in Queensland. Nine Kangaroos all snuggled in nicely thanks to all w… https://t.co/3fuOQjp1Hv
Retweeted by LePine @theduncan5 My teen ended up having most of the risks...excessive bleeding, dry socket, infection, etc. Many trips back to the oral surgeon.
1/15
2020
@modernmomese Embrace it! I think it's unique & special. Remember there are people who wish they had one! ;) @modernmomese I love a widows peak because my sister has one and I love her with all my heart. My 2nd oldest has on… https://t.co/0Sey83pgOaApocalyptic-looking thunderstorms generated by Australia's wildfires can produce lightning and winds that carry emb… https://t.co/nJPCpLxafp
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1/13
2020
The Taal Volcano in the Philippines last erupted in 1977 is now at alert level 4. Meaning in hours to days a bigger… https://t.co/71qEwd2bhq
Retweeted by LePineWhen the nosiest of neighbours will go to almost any lengths to see what is going on on the other side of the wall… https://t.co/At2Z4zk387
Retweeted by LePineThe Philippines said there is an imminent threat of a hazardous eruption of the Taal Volcano & has recommended the… https://t.co/FgYstpvnwh
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1/12
2020
@serenebabe Coaches! Do you know how many times a team coach or captain texted a change in practice times, etc?! @serenebabe Agree, they can be a distraction.Deconstructed stir fry. https://t.co/gFzUh1jWoc
1/11
2020
It is even greater than you think. It's a grandma and her grandsons. The kids were trying to prank her and she one… https://t.co/bs93Aotsgg
Retweeted by LePineOh...many forms ask for your cell number since many homes have dropped their landline. Can you tell this proposed bill is blowing my mind? @justind37 A crappy one.
1/10
2020

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