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professional fuck up & certified drug consumer

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Joined Twitter 10/9/14


Its hard to have a good day cause I wake up every morning look in the mirror and see myself
Retweeted by zelda ☪️people be like “astrology isn’t real” umm ?? Okay? Show me what is than
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @_woolsweaters 😗our relationship so secret that he doesn’t even know we’re dating.
Retweeted by zelda ☪️n if he says hes a cancer make sure u run fast ❤️
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Finding old music you used to listen to is like getting back in touch with an old friend. https://t.co/zKe75NhfUR
Retweeted by zelda ☪️🃏 https://t.co/CRHd1PXDQi
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @majesticzelda LMAO well it’s in the past she should’ve just minded her own business 😌
Retweeted by zelda ☪️I forget that I legit almost hit someone the first time Jose was in my car like I was VERY close VERYYYYYY closeDon’t let what he wants eclipse what you need, he’s very dreamy, but he’s not the sun, you are https://t.co/AIwaRUqouK
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Me: start one of the 10 tv shows you’ve been wanting to watch forever Also me: restart breaking bad again https://t.co/zl4BFXz9vi
Retweeted by zelda ☪️why sleep under a weighted blanket when u can lay awake under the weight of knowing u will never be enough ♥️
Retweeted by zelda ☪️dont get in the car w me if u gone scream everytime we crash
Retweeted by zelda ☪️the entire history of you https://t.co/qN6SYOVLXy
Retweeted by zelda ☪️femboy hooters is OUT! Skater boy Strip Clubs are IN! https://t.co/tymeTnqQqi
Retweeted by zelda ☪️maybe she just has a 73 hour shift
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7/16
2020
I can honestly say I’m addicted to coffee like for realwhen i was 16 i never thought abt talking to a 12 year old but that’s just me.
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Five years for medical marijuana with expired card vs 6 months for three sexual felonies https://t.co/3sG5BUj94v
Retweeted by zelda ☪️this is breonna taylor’s family. her brothers and family members were some of those arrested today. PLEASE donate,… https://t.co/NKp7iRX5AU
Retweeted by zelda ☪️LMAO 🤣💀 https://t.co/3VxTF5vkG9
Retweeted by zelda ☪️It takes one second to sign https://t.co/xfzRIr2dln
Retweeted by zelda ☪️And that’s on what? Entanglement. https://t.co/LOdYdalns4
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ppl Dress so cool ur all cool
Retweeted by zelda ☪️I meant when I’m 30 not in 30tears bro my mind was thinking something else than what my hands were actually typing… https://t.co/AgrBYbSe9oIn 30 yrs I’ll look at what I tweeted in my twenties and a lot of it has had to do with drugs and alcohol so farAyo I do be faded af @ifyalldontstfu @lilsweetro @fuckausername__ His glasses WACK His stance WACK His style WACK The way he doesn’t claim his shawty ? WACK
Retweeted by zelda ☪️if you see me happy please leave me alone. this a rare occurance
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Realizing the only 3 men I’ve ever kinda loved have been scorpios omg:/ https://t.co/LoPvQPS39D
Retweeted by zelda ☪️I NEED Y’ALL TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT BREONNA TAYLOR!!! HER FAMILY WAS ASSAULTED AND ARRESTED TONIGHT BY THE GRAND RAP… https://t.co/At7VvKLrfF
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7/15
2020
im so in love with a guy who dont even care me 😔
Retweeted by zelda ☪️mf literally whats WRONG with you https://t.co/ynsjmkc7bl
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Dms broken? https://t.co/3P4MewF7JJ
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Do y’all realize how selfish it sounds to mourn a gym closing when people are literally dying
Retweeted by zelda ☪️I wish I can do natural makeup but everytime I try to I end up doing a whole face literally every time 💀Normalize testing for STDs before getting sexually involved with a new partner! Y’all scare me 🥴
Retweeted by zelda ☪️I saw this and still did drugs https://t.co/nMzQD1Ylyi
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Retweeted by zelda ☪️Damn looking through my snap memories make me sadddddddd I miss so many ppl I haven’t talked to at all lately I’m emohttps://t.co/dLhefzDCT8
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Just in case you thought the protests magically disappeared... they didn’t. The media did. https://t.co/D4ygrny6yt
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Growing out your hair is such an ugly process
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @majesticzelda Julian be making me feel some type of way https://t.co/tesVJMAaM4
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @Thatkidluis17 POINT BLANK PERIODDDDD https://t.co/DftB3ox6VAYou’re telling me I have to get into a relationship in order to have a wedding?
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Would anyone like to discuss the beauty that is the fucking strokeshttps://t.co/OqiJOz9nVF
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Target on Slover in Fontana has had 4 team members test positive for the coronavirus since May. The most recent cas… https://t.co/8ZFKxrsLwK
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Reminder: your soulmate is out there banging someone else 💭
Retweeted by zelda ☪️If your identity is centered around being loved and appreciated by others, you will never come to know yourself. —… https://t.co/LwxVYdPmlf
Retweeted by zelda ☪️“‘Do you want to vent or do you want advice?’ Just learning now, after 40 years on earth, that this might be the m… https://t.co/GARjNo74SS
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @majesticzelda CUT THEM OFF
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @trashparkbabe THIS ISNT FOR ME MY HOMIE EATS CHIPS WITH A SPOON AND IT THREW ME OFFDo you eat chips with a spoonAm I really more toxic than a s&d lobby bronaya helped a whole generation of kids embrace their sexuality, learn to love themselves, & feel seen. she pushed f… https://t.co/pKW4rhNQgI
Retweeted by zelda ☪️My neighbors took the garbage can out for me 😭😭😭 they probably thought I wasn't home but still 😭 aawwwww
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @lizcamacho98 That is SO sweet I wish my neighbors did thati should text him https://t.co/EsBYNKCYUx
Retweeted by zelda ☪️sorry for not responding i convinced myself you hate me
Retweeted by zelda ☪️And I tested positive https://t.co/k6u9eEyurh
Retweeted by zelda ☪️I saw a headline saying Zac Efron has a dad bod. Umm...what kind of dads do y’all have? https://t.co/Vw1GMbsGLz
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Shrooms
Retweeted by zelda ☪️this is my relationship with myself https://t.co/tNQleKdf4q
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Tyler, the Creator - IFHY https://t.co/shoOenwx0v
Retweeted by zelda ☪️I didn’t personally know Nicole Thea or Naya Riviera...but their deaths have filled me with so much sadness. I don’… https://t.co/ZKDN1XFBKn
Retweeted by zelda ☪️🤕 https://t.co/yvF7mFBqUc
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7/14
2020
"stop being political" bro i said don't spread a deadly virus
Retweeted by zelda ☪️#nayariviera Rest in peace💔 what a talent. You will be missed more than words can say. Sending love to the family,… https://t.co/Tx2vjHHXCK
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Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @niktaylorde I mean we keep saying eat the rich for a reason. They're cake.
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Black Women Summer 2020 🤎🧡✨ https://t.co/5Pd3XyBzrW
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @JewlsTheIcon Unrelated but it would help a lot if you anyone could rt, if not, have a good day! I'm 18 w/ a black… https://t.co/KGldMtqQy7
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Sending all my love to Naya Rivera’s son. No boy should have to grow up without his mom💔 rip Naya Rivera https://t.co/Y2GSfGfU6Z
Retweeted by zelda ☪️I’m piercing my Medusa this week, putting it into existence so I don’t bitch outhttps://t.co/G2Q8P0kuFmhttps://t.co/h359CDyENk
Retweeted by zelda ☪️my sister is my mf ride or die bitch
Retweeted by zelda ☪️anyone else crying themselves to sleep?
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @YasukeDaGreat energy https://t.co/H6DwjM7PEE
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @YasukeDaGreat https://t.co/xZkHrxxuCR
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @YasukeDaGreat @xposeidon20 https://t.co/wNszKPSDzm
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Please watch this!!!! Especially if you’ve tested positive for COVID 19 and have recovered!!!!!! https://t.co/tQ5e19YcDg
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @_woolsweaters PERIOD @majesticzelda my mf queen
Retweeted by zelda ☪️Blanca just holdin it down ALWAYS I love herThat was crazy I’m laughingAll that I am thinking of is waterI’m so high I just smoked a half ounce bluntmy anxiety has gotten so bad this year i don’t feel like anything anymore...
Retweeted by zelda ☪️They say “drinking problem” I say “liquid entanglement”
Retweeted by zelda ☪️i think it’d be really sexy if everyone went by their middle names
Retweeted by zelda ☪️relationships are fucking scary man i don’t even know what i want, just someone 2 hold my hand would b cool
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @majesticzelda they look up to you ❤️
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7/13
2020
Piercing one done :) @majesticzelda Beat them up queen , dont be shy
Retweeted by zelda ☪️ @majesticzelda Step on them
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7/12
2020

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