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David Malki ! @malki Los Angeles

Author, @wondermarkfeed; curator, @WrongCaptions. Tweets do not reflect the opinions of anybody and should not be read by anyone. He/him

174 Following   13,175 Followers   43,409 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/13/08


lol https://t.co/uJdpFFRhFGthe russians are discovering that we call tvorog "cottage cheese" https://t.co/PAc0VMGA2J @AlanMFisher1 I always watch for the bias, but they’re usually pretty good at being nonpartisan. Lots of stuff rece… https://t.co/3mA5WycrtGMakes sense! https://t.co/oClli0q7oPThe pilot community definitely skews conservative – lot of ex-military, lot of rich people – but it’s still a shame… https://t.co/ZO0YVHUxNb
10/27
2020
here's a wide screenshot for all my wide bois out there https://t.co/bnawm8exsn
10/26
2020
I regret to announce that we are probably only 5-8 years away from a movie dramatizing Donald Trump’s college years.
10/25
2020
You must stop and watch this amazing crossover between D&D and Schitt’s Creek. https://t.co/jwjFteXYXx
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10/24
2020
BUCKLE UP, FOLKS. In my morning webtrawl, I have discovered a type of cheese—you know, the hard yellow stuff?—NAMED… https://t.co/CyPndCGTgK"Fish on a stick! Fish on a stick!!" Wondermark #756; The Insistent Announcement https://t.co/iMduJKdJEe https://t.co/HerGv6JuS9
Retweeted by David Malki !Fifteen years ago, I spent something like a thousand hours over the course of many months interviewing James Randi… https://t.co/HpcvVm2mWf
Retweeted by David Malki !China “pays” a tariff indirectly if it makes companies attempt to find alternatives to China (e.g., India or Taiwan… https://t.co/2LxRqL9Rb1
10/23
2020
@cbalmain That's OK, I'm a cartoonist and I don't know how cartons work.indoctrinate your friends and loved ones 🌀😳🌀 from now until friday use the coupon code DAVIDPRIME to stream the or… https://t.co/9Ggl1zu6rl
Retweeted by David Malki ! @cbalmain I assume they string a wire to the moonElectrical grounding is a weird concept. “yeah, this is gonna be messed up unless it touches dirt. Or touches somet… https://t.co/yqz9QEPXfD @hunter1848 @Bradley_LHerrou Wait, what? I've just been writing these with a sharpieI'll be watching this when it airs tonight!! https://t.co/G0hPHzVIK2 @DevonElyse21 oh nooooStarted collecting these to make a joke about “the worst pandemic hobby would be to collect these like hunting trop… https://t.co/XxmIxJAnwd @h160422 I appreciate being the person you turn to for aviation-related questions! @h160422 "...bees shouldn't be able to fly"
10/22
2020
Trump has nothing but disdain for science and rejects its recommendations for covid -- except when he himself is si… https://t.co/KNWPYpAkoQ
Retweeted by David Malki !Watch the waves from the M7.5 Alaska earthquake roll across seismic stations in North America! (THREAD)… https://t.co/FddgoLO3JH
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10/20
2020
Live footage of @alecrobbins https://t.co/6LbXDWGQG0nothing worse than Comedy Explaining but this works better than SNL because Trump's style is both exhausting and ab… https://t.co/8BXhvZoRQs
Retweeted by David Malki ! @beckyandfrank No I don’t know that one! I do have a rollo though and it is great. @beckyandfrank Rollo! Uses any label, prints any image. @beckyandfrank Pirate Ship has Simple Export Rate which is the best USPS rates I’ve found
10/19
2020
How would Scarlett Johansson from Ghost World feel about growing up and becoming a mainstream Marvel superhero, I w… https://t.co/3QQsuUqU8o @bd Haha thanks for the update!Brutal if true https://t.co/iJQyPhdmN0Mailed in my application! I hope the Bolshoi gets back to me soon!! https://t.co/nzfCK0N3JC @EricColossal Haha I saw this and immediately thought of the two of you
10/18
2020
just found a folder on my computer from 2014 with 100 new emoji i invented. i maintain: texting would be way easier… https://t.co/fs5Eyz0sAQ
Retweeted by David Malki ! @StochasticOoze Now that you frame it that way, fair enough. Maybe he did see that somewhere. Possibly Breitbart or… https://t.co/VGkpMfQcTW @gregvaneekhout They won’t be very nice by this point in the process!Welp, I’ve done what I can. 740 letters ready to drop in the mail tomorrow for @votefwd Hope it somehow helps. At t… https://t.co/NOlVZYa4nt
Retweeted by David Malki !Can’t wait for the Trump-McAfee talk show broadcast live from Sealand https://t.co/b4hVC3gLBM
10/17
2020
Just saw someone on this website refer to prose books (as opposed to comics) as “traditional reading” 🤔🤔🤔🤔 I would… https://t.co/VPYfRilt6n @Brandon_Bird Yeah my mail's been coming through the slot at like 11:30pm these days.
10/15
2020
"October again? Everyone goes a bit daft with the skulls an' ghoulies..." // #1259; Let's Be Deadly Serious Here… https://t.co/p3goOCn05f
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10/14
2020
@JessFink omgNew stickers, restocks and other goods now available at https://t.co/OdibbQ9YUS https://t.co/Bw8USi7Kgw
Retweeted by David Malki !Agree 1000%. Just for the record here. https://t.co/lnYqFVZeHF
10/13
2020
@pcsegal I'm trying to decide the relative importance of the recognizable verbiage ("baby on board") vs. if, if cha… https://t.co/6axmwXP4Kmis this anything https://t.co/z39xEDQaCM
10/12
2020
Mopheads https://t.co/pbnEG2xLkL
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10/10
2020
@RexDartEskimoPi Yes I assure you my enthusiasm is 100% sarcastichooting and hollering as I attempt to shove 21.99 USD through the CD slot https://t.co/FEVJnKR0dK
10/9
2020
send this to the smithsonian https://t.co/eSew7mXxUu
10/8
2020
In which Werner Herzog gives the an incredible answer when asked how many languages he speaks https://t.co/BOdUwiImi8
Retweeted by David Malki !City offices are nonpartisan. Two months ago I had to do serious googling to find out if the main candidates identi… https://t.co/iOclS3lFspHawthorne mayoral race is heating up! - Challenger has pivoted hard to attack ads over the past month - Incumbent… https://t.co/mfeW3tmns4
10/7
2020
Download Link: https://t.co/gm90XYvCD1 More examples threaded below! I drew inspiration from Studio Ghibli, DreamW… https://t.co/X3B1I7VtDk
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10/6
2020
Very important: Today (Oct 5) is last day to register to vote in: Arizona Arkansas Florida Georgia Kentucky Ind… https://t.co/ZU7bRYViFK
Retweeted by David Malki !Imagining the alternate universe in which Jeb! won the nomination, conducted himself in office identically to Trump… https://t.co/AaVGtfoCmC @SublightMonster He’s the evangelical God, he’s only about 40 years old.“Haven’t heard from most of these folks in a while. Must be important?”God handed the prayer list clipboard back to the angel. “I’m used to people fervently praying for someone to get BE… https://t.co/iQj1AAEy3n
10/5
2020
If I were a president intent on downplaying the threat of a killer virus, I would simply not contract the virusHe definitely burped or something during the video, but if he had coughed, they would just do another take.I earnestly believe: • DJT wasn’t signing a blank paper—it was just overexposed • his docs simply misspoke about th… https://t.co/EsjKiO9kRf
10/4
2020
@beatrice577 I’m paraphrasing a hypotheticalGreat thread https://t.co/eE4k7lyQW0“the president, knowing he was infected with the virus, figured that he might as well risk infecting his political… https://t.co/Bj7KMu782lApparently dolphins and sloths are down with each other and this is good. https://t.co/5mqek6HulR
Retweeted by David Malki !In celebration of PEANUTS’ 70th birthday, here’s a post with a bunch of my #peanutsremixed strips cut and pasted fr… https://t.co/3mELTlC2Ij
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10/3
2020
Concentrate all fire on the droid control ship https://t.co/xEG6I4KGrQif Hope is ultimately what ends this presidency then you really gotta hand it to Obama
Retweeted by David Malki !welp https://t.co/gRVxt1L7hE
10/2
2020
@mrvelocipede the idea of having to contribute dishes to a potluck is interesting @SnakeskinMoth Oh I love the skeleton idea. Like you're an archaeologist trying to reconstruct a complete animal. @pcsegal For this project I’m trying to link things visually rather than thematically. I want the array of everythi… https://t.co/GKytYVq9IH @pcsegal Oh yeah the cards will also be numbered/indicated in other ways. Just contemplating different possible vis… https://t.co/FZnjF0Ro28 @robespierrette Socks is pretty fun. I can see collecting socks @rifflesby Ooh the aliens are interested, because they can be totally invented from whole cloth @qubitsu haha that's kind of funny. each card has a game box illustrationFor a game: What are some interesting things that might be fun to collect, that come in all different colors? In th… https://t.co/y0GNDRVR4y
10/1
2020
Sorry, Dilbort https://t.co/n3AFCow99M
Retweeted by David Malki ! @czahller Appears to be server-wide! Thanks, I'm monitoring it now.I didn't watch the debate but I did watch the trailer and all the clips for THE COMEY RULE and I feel pretty bad ab… https://t.co/1dJs2iugVD
9/30
2020
I contain multitudes. Unlike donald trump's income tax payment AM I RIGHT HEYOOOyesterday I was really grumpy about whether the tax news would actually move the needle in any relevant way, but to… https://t.co/rLEV3Q3ciVthe white house press corps does a lot of "Can you confirm these damning claims?", to which the only expected answe… https://t.co/L2UYqHYznd @chip_uni Sure, but by definition none of them would be affected by whether or not the presidential candidates have yet debatedrecalling how a few weeks ago I saw some people complaining about being urged to vote early by saying "seriously? w… https://t.co/tDRaKY7zgito cleanse the palate: here is a guy who does astonishing restorations of completely demolished vintage hot wheels… https://t.co/Nn0QLgshwawe don’t need more to worry about, but what if the election is SUCH a blowout that the result is perceived as being… https://t.co/iSewkklN2b
9/28
2020
The Rosetta stone to this logic—which Joey outlines correctly—is that for his whole life, he paid as little as he c… https://t.co/PU4a4BahZN @GlennF I’m most compelled by the “personally guaranteed loans all coming due soon” angle. That’s hardly running on… https://t.co/n9NNi2kmArWhen you equate poverty with moral failing, the corollary that follows is that being wealthy is de facto proof of b… https://t.co/xnk8NQz2kuDang do you think we should reform student loans and medical debt? “I had to pay and so should you!” Dang did you… https://t.co/BRibCoOtAYalso uh • there’s always someone better at anything than you, with fancier tools, more patience, and more skill.… https://t.co/jseQqas7QbLessons for life from YouTube restoration videos: • things are still shiny inside down underneath all the rust •… https://t.co/tUJ9hgLxJ8I have fallen down a “restoration” YouTube rabbit hole and I see no reason to ever depart it. So soothing, so satis… https://t.co/uCBm26MnZ1 @apelad Minotaur must have been more like a mini-taur @MrReciprocity @jonrosenberg Make a wish!A STRANGE THUMP THUMP THUMP FROM THE CAPITAL ROTUNDA https://t.co/1pTAHHnhx7
9/27
2020

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