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Mallory @malllorykb United States

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Joined Twitter 2/21/11


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8/15
2020
@csolomon93 so cute!! 🥰
8/10
2020
Have a Skip Day! Available now at Fernson Downtown 〰 Our brewers have spent over a year researching & refining thi… https://t.co/gcZ7iX3Ucw
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8/7
2020
🐩 https://t.co/8X2AY3h3hU
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7/21
2020
mallory’s washing machine ruined most of my shirts and i’m behind on laundry so i have to wear this fucking Mike Pi… https://t.co/1HxQhSJLkW
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7/17
2020
@mr_jim_business https://t.co/I08YJ6PkBt
7/13
2020
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6/23
2020
Sonny has a love-hate relationship with belly scratches: they feel great, but they also mean defeat https://t.co/YkwfQEsdPY
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6/7
2020
@mr_jim_business @asell011 Sonny and his parents https://t.co/JXtraHRoPB @mr_jim_business The bones are their money
5/23
2020
cute boiz https://t.co/QN0bApjrAt
5/19
2020
Sonny https://t.co/bQOnEVeXWg
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5/17
2020
@justin_kautz !!! https://t.co/ORGPZnHnVX
4/7
2020
Give us a call for beer & food to go! We are open for carry-out food and beer 11am-7pm daily. Call (605) 789-2012 t… https://t.co/rrA2L2cwCD
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3/24
2020
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3/2
2020
@evanarichards You don’t even like Akon
2/14
2020
to know you is to love you !! https://t.co/LrlbQafEGN
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2/11
2020
birthday boi!! 🥰 https://t.co/eD79I4y4ES
1/15
2020
wrote this little ditty the day i realized i loved Mal. she’s 10/10 https://t.co/TNp9Q0ekhP
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1/9
2019
murchris! how wonderful is Mal? she got me an old Tingus Pingus jersey https://t.co/z7jirqVRES
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12/26
2019
@TheDalyFeed All of season 7 !!
12/21
2019
RT (via @605magazine) https://t.co/uutsjNbSaF
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12/2
2019
meant to post this awhile ago. Mal and i spent a random afternoon at the Crow Bar throwing darts and gambling away… https://t.co/fpvgvmU0mv
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11/27
2019
@justin_kautz https://t.co/LeGAcopBlB
11/24
2019
cancel! your! plans! cancel your plans https://t.co/MRo8RGroE2
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11/13
2019
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9/18
2019
@justin_kautz Wisconsin Dells
9/2
2019
@The7Line great time last night! https://t.co/PRVkUVCqi4
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8/17
2019
With 2 dingers tonight, @Pete_Alonso20 has tied Mark McGwire's @MLB rookie record of 19 HR before June 1st. https://t.co/WbWBhyvgEE
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5/30
2019
With 6 shutout innings today, @JdeGrom19 now has 30 straight starts giving up 3 runs or fewer, which is a new @MLBhttps://t.co/AYIaXSZoC9
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3/28
2018
CPR Trainer: Are they breathing? Michael: No. And they have no arms or legs.
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12/6
2018
RETWEET TO WIN A FREE TICKET!! Stop in before you go to the bars and try some local beers! Tickets:… https://t.co/C96kjUeuFf
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12/5
2018
If anyone is Christmas shopping for me I wear a size 4-door Jeep Wrangler
Retweeted by MalloryIf you aren't doing The Scarn as your TD celebration, you're doing it all wrong. 📺: FOX #WASvsDAL https://t.co/3hJ8sRA1W4
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11/23
2018
Straight deGromination. @jdegrom19 is your 2018 NL Cy Young Award winner. https://t.co/ca9v07uRiT
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11/15
2018
@LennyDykstra Great seeing you this week! #nailsneverfails https://t.co/HZbdodgBAR
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11/10
2018
roses are red, paper is white, https://t.co/Rq2RR71gfZ
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9/25
2018
You wanted us to bring Dennis back, so you wondered if we would. But you didn’t stop to think if we should. https://t.co/hMHvzSX81p
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9/4
2018
Clapping when the plane lands is only acceptable on Spirit Airlines. Every aspect of the Spirit flight experience i… https://t.co/xVNZeare2S
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8/16
2018
I know she isn't your daughter and some of you will glance and move on....PLEASE...today don't do that. PLEASE....t… https://t.co/SClDgjFJ6l
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7/26
2018
rare pics of Stanley smiling. rt for goodluck https://t.co/ghvRXnasLz
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7/13
2018
Never stop running, always keep smiling. –Brandon Nimmo https://t.co/HUYBOrRWyx
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6/19
2018
Meatloaf https://t.co/5BOOeaoIIH
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6/5
2018
RT to win this @JdeGrom19 package, including two deGrom shirts, a replica jersey and a garden gnome. Rules:… https://t.co/0xPULhpTRV
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6/4
2018
And this is why @chrisdelia is my fav comedian ever 😂😂 https://t.co/FyYOymf5eA
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4/17
2018
I’ll be there for you🎼 #wilmer #myFRIENDS
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4/15
2018
Can’t stop, won’t stop. SEVEN straight wins for the @Mets. https://t.co/61YLn2peRR
Retweeted by Malloryjohn krasinski with a beard. rt if u agree https://t.co/7aupunxn4W
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4/11
2018
@TheDalyFeed 🤦🏼‍♀️
4/10
2018
34.1 IP, 41 Ks and only FIVE earned runs. A red-hot @Mets ‘pen wins Bullpen of the Week. https://t.co/g6fb3CxyK3https://t.co/2dBnY28gSC
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4/9
2018
Some lady at work was giving me attitude.... Said her name was ELSA and all I could think of was this clip… https://t.co/kdDqHEqNEA
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4/8
2018
Snow Day (2000) https://t.co/4i0vQKq0D7
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4/5
2018
.@JdeGrom19 must be a morning person. He has the LOWEST career ERA (1.98) for a starter in day games in @MLB histo… https://t.co/S1NO52UJC5
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3/31
2018
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3/29
2018
On this very day.. 23 years ago.. the world got just a little bit worse. Happy Birthday Brad @bradyd82
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3/22
2018
"So Troy Bolton's dad is on Instagram" -@bradyd82
2/20
2018
Thank you Scranton Strangler. I love you. You just took one more person's breath away.
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2/14
2018
I missed you today, @Eagles. But I’m delighted to see I was with you in spirit! https://t.co/hCN34j5GV4
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2/9
2018
@bradyd82 Maybe check rose bushes
2/6
2018
Go birds
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2/5
2018
@bradyd82 @BarstoolTrent Gotta use that #moviepass up
1/16
2018
New York! Let’s get the Uknickorn into the 2018 NBA All-Star Game. RT this message to #NBAVOTE @kporzee now. Let’s go KP!!
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1/13
2018
I made a resolution to floss. And I did it. 12:01, January 1st. BAM! Blood everywhere.
Retweeted by Mallory @Olivia_Burns7 "We gotta good one for ya today folks!"
1/2
2018
#KONY2018
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1/1
2017
The Office Characters as Vines: a thread
Retweeted by Mallory2018 is gonna be MY year! #HappyNewYear https://t.co/xSXo2jxNfR
Retweeted by MalloryThe Office characters if they were dogs: a thread
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12/31
2017
Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.
Retweeted by Mallory @robert_p61 @dipatar @bradyd82 @bradyd82 played football?
12/29
2017
I'll have the gabba gool.
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12/19
2017
@bradyd82 A virus tweet?
12/17
2017
@bradyd82 This is no longer accurate
12/15
2017
@Olivia_Burns7 Always knew I was a huff
11/28
2017
@bradyd82 @EversonGriffen Terrible name
11/23
2017
@schmidthappens4 This tweet is TM'd so it must be legit
11/22
2017
@courtneyjurgens Lights out
10/20
2017
@Olivia_Burns7 Mall's pretzels? Thx
10/17
2017
100 RTs and @courtneyjurgens will get this tattooed on her ass https://t.co/eBfZh2Rr0b
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9/21
2017
Here to make your Twitter feed better. 🐶 https://t.co/VbsFhe3b6u
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8/29
2017
@bradyd82 DB would be so proud of your dedication and perseverance
8/22
2017
Eclipse from 30,000 feet #SolarEclipse2017 https://t.co/hanQ1yZYan
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8/21
2017
Work would be way better if your coworkers were kids. (@chrisdelia) https://t.co/J1Fw0nUovu
Retweeted by MalloryRappers: "You already know who it is." Me: "OK but tell me just in case."
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8/11
2017
Why is it so hard for me to remember important information but I still remember every word to Smack That by Akon
7/27
2017
open for a surprise https://t.co/unVOwvR4HZ
Retweeted by Mallorythe. best walk. just occurred. saw like. 23 or 6. other dogs
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7/24
2017
@bradyd82 DB would be so proud @Goose_1986_ Thank you for sharing your take on the situation
7/23
2017
OH MY GOODNESS 😭😍 https://t.co/kYPUHHlwgR
7/11
2017
#WhereIsTyPennington
Retweeted by MalloryI don't know how people can see this tweet and NOT immediately think of I Write Sins Not Tragedies https://t.co/GwV9nNtnFg
6/29
2017
@ElJauregui24 Spot onSurvivor (2000) https://t.co/bTPW3GGVlF
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6/28
2017
This is what I think of when girls say V instead of the whole word very https://t.co/rXQtSavjLb
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6/27
2017
Better than Bon Jovi https://t.co/qrdxf79OMy
6/23
2017
Cover of NBA 2k18 https://t.co/F7eyldVFdN
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6/13
2017

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