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stop carrying old emotions into new experiences
Retweeted by devgetting called pretty when u have a mask on is elite I think it’s the eyes
Retweeted by dev @Yazi_V girlll I’m weak 😂😭 yeah don’t do datmy boyfriend: I feel like when your hair was blonde that was your party phase 😭😭 @Yazi_V everyone be doing it tbh, even my supervisor 💀💀 but it’s fine if they do idc about this job hahahaHolidays suck when all of your family doesn’t get together anymore
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Retweeted by devtweeting off the company computer as we speak🤣 swipe my card not even knowing how much money I got in that mf 😭😭😭😭
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yo chill is so real
Retweeted by devthis is why I record everything, idc😂 with a lover, I will always belong to me.
Retweeted by devEating without watching a program is basically wasting food
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@meggaaaannn whaaa, I think they’re comfy 😭 fasho gotta cop, I was thinking about getting another pair in a different colorI’m cryingggg😭 after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing
Retweeted by dev @meggaaaannn they hella cute I just be tripping all the time in those hoes 😂the fact that she go by mulatto should have told y’all enough 😂💀💀 Kelly got away with weird shit for 2 years... and tbh it would've still been going on if the younger generation d…
Retweeted by devbody count is a social construct made to measure a woman’s worth & shame her based on sexual experiences. the end.
Retweeted by devif you knew me before my 20s, you never actually knew me. you knew season 1 me. we were severely underfunded and th…
Retweeted by devI hate missing someone who did me wrong like... am I slow.
Retweeted by devthank gawd Scorpio season overNiggas always act like they the ones in distress after they cheat💀💀
Retweeted by devThis is so true
Retweeted by dev @_tasialynn now mfs wanna charge $90 for a full set and a pedicure like huuuuuuh😭 @mamadevxx
Retweeted by devhappy 12 year anniversary to twilight
Retweeted by devthis how he treats me 24/7
Retweeted by devugh she’s so hot
Retweeted by devdo u think everything is a sign from the universe or are u normal
Retweeted by devno bc the writers could’ve let her have this ONE thing........
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I’m listening to my music while I get ready and my man said “and you try to say I got hood music” 😭 @NodTooBased @realdealphil_ comedyy😭 @NodTooBased @realdealphil_ WE LMFAOO @MyNameIsStephhh @4thQuarterWood explain best
@Yazi_V LMFAO girllll Fr like I’m just convinced all men are trash @Yazi_V I’m saying, niggas out they mind this yearniggas be like “at least i was real” yeah real fucking stupid
Retweeted by devI lowered my standards once and the price tag of the embarrassment it came with ? Never again in this lifetime.
Retweeted by devMegan really ate up cry baby hol on, the part where she went “uh uh, don’t fuck me like that, fuck me like this” like OKAYYYYYYYY
Retweeted by devnew Meg Stallion got me feeling like
Retweeted by devFinding a man that isn’t embarrassing is really a blessing
Retweeted by devNot Quavo and Saweetie
Retweeted by devbruh I’m sick, they was the one celebrity couple I liked u can survive a weed panic attack u pretty much can survive anything
Retweeted by devif u homophobic i kant een rock w ya ong
Retweeted by devIf I ain't let him hit the pussy by now then that nigga lame if he still waitinMegan is too hard 😂 @_Lil3aby bruhhh I’m saying 😂 we was probably mixing too much @4thQuarterWood don’t know what that is
can we normalise saying “i don’t care” without it seeming rude?
Retweeted by devbro why do I still get hangovers, this shit is mad ghetto
Retweeted by dev @NoLimit_Aaronn it’s a lil baecation 🙄I just woke up and I have no regretsthis weekend is about to be sooo fun🥰
i really cannot see at night😂 i just be driving and vibing
Retweeted by dev🤣🤣 someone who’s afraid of failure i’m very unmotivated lmao
Retweeted by dev @_yeaitsjo Fr I need to smoke whenever I feel like itspittin cry at my wedding IDC!!😭I been thru way too much with my love life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭...
Retweeted by devblunts fix everything ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞
Retweeted by dev @samstaydipped don’t do us 😭Can’t wait to move to Texas tbh
Retweeted by devLMFAO WHAT we go 😂😂😂😂😂
Retweeted by devik niggas be mad when they finally get 2 talk to me and i b weird asf
Retweeted by devNobody: Me: Damn wtf was I just about to say
Retweeted by devniggas finna be on em twitter stories doin dis 😂
Retweeted by devAs long as Twitter doesn’t EVER show when you’re online I’ll be okay
Retweeted by devI must have a friendly face or sumn cause mfs I barely know just be telling me their whole life story💀when you lose ya best eater <<<<
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I love having a nigga I can talk to about anything sounds so simple but it’s so rare
Retweeted by devI’m starving but I know I shouldn’t eat this late 😩at the end of the day, no one will understand your bond with someone but you & them.
Retweeted by devNot to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life
Retweeted by devWhen you finally accept someone was just a lesson in your life and not meant to be permanent >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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I haven’t seen my bucket hat in a minute 😔 sadI always get the person I want😍
Retweeted by devbeing insecure is a waste of youth. nobody is above you.
Retweeted by devonG 🤣 mean... is anyone really surprised that Donald Trump is trying to force himself on us even after we said no?
Retweeted by devI’m actually never free. I just make time
Retweeted by devT-Shirt w/no bra and just underwear on is heaven
Retweeted by devthe refreshers from starbucks hit different when you’re high @_tasialynn oh definitely doing that first 😭
the only thing getting me through this shift is chipotle & this fat ass blunt imma smoke after 😩 @Yazi_V thanks sis 🥺I’m really loving life right now like wow...this is what true happiness feels like???Day parties are actually a beautiful concept lol like you wake up and get straight to preparing for a good time. En…
Retweeted by devKIDS need to see a good man loving their mama CORRECTLY
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