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Just arrived @StGeorgesPark for our tour and training @afcurmstonmeds https://t.co/ZyjRGF92ee
1/25
2020
Happy birthday @Sharono78887886 ! 50 not out. Great bash on @CardiologyWtwa https://t.co/o5XpBdb9EDLoved the shout out for @savegrassroots on the new @MGFCPodcast . Sign the petition now!
1/20
2020
Just a spectator for this game but I can see why refs give it up. The behaviour of the away coach is a disgrace to… https://t.co/2Rm5geA7Hf
1/19
2020
@YouthCoachMike @stevensallis Educating Football is brilliant
1/17
2020
@ewheatley7 Love it! They would be half dead before the game starts 😂
1/6
2020
Interesting pre-match warm up for the boys @afcurmstonmeds this morning, helping Arnie shift a fallen tree off the… https://t.co/oLexC733MF
1/5
2020
I❤ veg I❤ meat I❤ Fish I❤ fruit I❤ dairy I❤ grains I respect all peoples beliefs & diets but there is a place for… https://t.co/iztTjuskea
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1/3
2020
@AjFOH @parkersarms Happy New Year from us to you
1/1
2019
Good lady at work, youngest child's birthday tomorrow. I have been left to make the birthday cakes. I can feel her… https://t.co/KppyDPN2Gw
12/30
2019
The best thing on TV this Chrsitmas has to be @Worzeltv ! What a joy to watch. #somebodyhaswhisperedabumsecret #unlocktheseasons
12/29
2019
Tonight's the night #cheese #cheesenight https://t.co/CSQcRg0EG2
12/28
2019
Bowland bounty! @BowlandBrewery Hen Harrier and @parkersarms hamper 🥳 https://t.co/uSBlTmpsQc
12/26
2019
@AjFOH @PBCakeCreations Merry Christmas Parkers Pals! I would Deliveroo but riding up them hills would see me off 🤪Happiness is finding a tin full of @PBCakeCreations mince pies with gin soaked mincemeat and marzipan pastry https://t.co/4yllXXp4Q2It's Christmas Eve, a time for celebration and goodwill but unfortunately we have some terrible news to share as th… https://t.co/Vy87F6psD0
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon🎄 We have a special prize up for grabs for our #MFA12Days Christmas Eve giveaway 🎁 ⏰Retweet by 10pm and make sure… https://t.co/2XbPtTcL4P
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12/24
2019
🎁Monday Blues? Hopefully our next giveaway will change that 😊 ⚽ Nike Footballs, all brand new ready for your teams… https://t.co/D0BS5VNo6j
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12/23
2019
What a pre-Christmas lunch. Spot on as always @parkersarms and top notch service from @tastyjam1 and @AjFOH https://t.co/PxFLInrTgBAs promised @AjFOH , a picture with my snack size pie 😂 #DesperateDan https://t.co/vvvfsVt5rOOh my word @parkersarms these are a bit special https://t.co/YnLg6TzN5I @AjFOH @parkersarms @EaterWriter @HungryHoss 😂😂😂, sorry, was a toss up between that and The S*N @parkersarms @EaterWriter @HungryHoss For my lunch today, could I have reindeer saddle, a twig and bitumen reducti… https://t.co/MphOhXT5RM
12/22
2019
40 years of coaching kids for FREE. everyday for 7 years on this campaign and 4 petition to help Grassroots footbal… https://t.co/9xgmebiT7A
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12/21
2019
Magical experience on F5 @CardiologyWtwa this evening, some relatives came to visit and asked if they could sing us… https://t.co/oSX1yX2Sq0
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12/20
2019
@AjFOH @PBCakeCreations I think he may be wearing it for our visit on Sunday
12/19
2019
This astro has been played on by some of the biggest names in football and could be yours for the afternoon! Yes, t… https://t.co/O8NVhEyswA
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs SimonI think this is dog abuse @PBCakeCreations ! #schnauzer #ChristmasJumper #dogsoftwitter https://t.co/zQG0HDvkQ6This deserves endless retweets https://t.co/tXhRsC3ECh
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12/18
2019
@CardiologyWtwa 👏👏👏👏👏Just been confirmed by club that over 30,000 kids have been sorted with free tickets for cup games so far this seas… https://t.co/XEta9I9aab
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12/17
2019
@FootballGrf TURKEYTURKEY https://t.co/b3WVoGO2NW
12/16
2019
🎄Next up in our #MFA12Days giveaway... ⚽Hit retweet by 10pm to win x10 Size 5 Nike training balls! https://t.co/9DgTH1edQk
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12/15
2019
Jesse Lingard opens up on his family agony, including the illness of his mother and having to take care of his youn… https://t.co/S6I6CUmtgI
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon @parkersarms @BorisJohnson 👏👏👏👏. I put some extra donations in the food bank collection box today. Shame on th… https://t.co/JuCU9INiI7Is the Care Navigation service open Xmas/Boxing day I hear you ask? 1 reason ppl refer to us is because they are… https://t.co/IYohnYVkn8
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs SimonSanta https://t.co/WjXQktlQhQ @parkersarms @BorisJohnson He doesn't even know how many children he has. Do you think he cares about other people… https://t.co/4pPO7wwBIz
12/13
2019
Xmas tree https://t.co/mJUaBdX5ORGreat to see so many informatics staff taking the opportunity to protect themselves and others by having the flu ja… https://t.co/GduoLi7IkmRudolph https://t.co/6ggoZw7cM0
12/11
2019
Tried to show @BorisJohnson the picture of Jack Williment-Barr. The 4-year-old with suspected pneumonia forced to l… https://t.co/S8Pv3mTN9Z
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon @FaLicenced Equal playing time. Equal number of starts. Turn up, you play. Don't get any better watching from the sidelines
12/9
2019
Monkey chants in the @premierleague ? What is wrong with people? Bans for life, huge fines and points deductions h… https://t.co/CYt6MAq0w5
12/7
2019
Conservative candidate Sally Ann Heart defending her view that Disabled people / those with learning disabilities s… https://t.co/97xvy6SyoQ
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12/6
2019
The co-curricular programme has been a superb addition to the school https://t.co/QqkCYElypwWhen can I buy the single? #christmasnumber1 https://t.co/0Bh3KnhB8c @parkersarms Phew! Was panicking then as we are trying to get up that day 😁Your Christmas programme looks mighty fine @parkersarms but there is no mention of what is happening on 21/12. Are you closed?
12/5
2019
To our friends in the UK: please cherish, protect, & continue investing in your healthcare system! Once Big Pharma… https://t.co/OAK7pL7mqx
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12/4
2019
Dear @BorisJohnson, Please can you confirm whether you still want to break up of the “monolithic, monopolistic” NH… https://t.co/5uQLEQSdYV
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12/3
2019
We asked a billionaire about our plans to slash rail fares by 33%. He wasn't happy. https://t.co/tZq8NOBZM0
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs SimonDay2 of our 12 days of Fluid Balance. Check out our Matrons @FrameNicky @vikster1980 @Pjoynson78 @himynameisjaneghttps://t.co/mUVVKIv6eT
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12/2
2019
@urmstonmeds We have lost 9 of 13 fixtures to weather this season. Time some of the billions in the PL started tric… https://t.co/pcuumJWvWo
12/1
2019
Out with @PBCakeCreations at the Cardiology Christmas do. #thereaintnopartylikeanF5party https://t.co/vObuJ8Dtfk
11/30
2019
I bought Keeping it Simple not long after moving out of home without much idea how to cook. The only cookery book… https://t.co/jEFPTZjxeL“As far as I’m aware she does not have any degree in economics.” “I was and I remain a professor of economics.” T… https://t.co/Pz18w8nws2
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11/27
2019
this is more Thick Of It than the actual Thick Of It https://t.co/E1No9i44f1
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11/25
2019
We ask the millions of football fans on twitter to help us to break this wall of silence ?? and show the powers tha… https://t.co/2F2lhjLwYz
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11/23
2019
@CardiologyWtwa Isn't that all your wards gold now Matron Parker? 👍👏👌😁😁😁😁 https://t.co/9LPkeVgwlY
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11/20
2019
@ewheatley7 Favourite part of my weekEXPOSED: Guess who used taxpayer funds to host the lavish launch of a think tank campaigning to let American corpor… https://t.co/TSEAIhWdpx
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11/19
2019
First Past the Post is patently an anachronistic relic unfit for the world our children will grow up in. And other… https://t.co/AswW4RYtJx
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11/17
2019
@joannerushton3 @richtrish54 Went for lunch last week 👌🧀🥂.Do you work for @MFTnhs and want to learn more about vascular surgery? Look no further 👀 We are running a study da… https://t.co/VhYAu4fkSM
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11/14
2019
⚽AFC Urmston Disability Football⚽ ⏰Every Tuesday, 7-8pm 📍Flixton Girls School, Flixton Road, Urmston, M41 5DR. 💰£2… https://t.co/gynuXTRLz4
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11/13
2019
Worried about an urgent health problem? Call 111 or go online: https://t.co/1QzzQre23f #HelpUsHelpYou #NHS111 https://t.co/7bfLF4Og9F
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs SimonGovernment emergency committee Cobra to meet over northern flooding https://t.co/I92d5ApHMM
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon52% of businesses have never considered purchasing a defib before. Here at defibshop, we offer impartial advice and… https://t.co/4zPw8fTnrn
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs SimonThe fifth recipe we have been donated for CRY's Great Cake Bake Booklet is Sticky Date Pudding with Coconut Caramel… https://t.co/dRKbMGPGc8
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs SimonQuick counter attacks 💥⚽️ Use this session from @suey_smith to help your team with movement, decision-making and finishing skills 👇
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs SimonOn the MRI induction we have undertaking a medication mock round..... With a game of spot the errors. 😉 @MFT_MRI https://t.co/A56fEtpQme
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon“You can shoot me, but you’ll have to kill us all.” [pause for applause] Earpiece guy: “No one’s fucking clapping… https://t.co/zNW6PA41er
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11/12
2019
It’s the 2nd weekend in November ? wait till the bad weather comes in December January February March football fami… https://t.co/C26m2WGa0C
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon7th cancellation out of 10 games this season. How are kids meant to keep active if we don't have the facilities? S… https://t.co/oRekXA402p
11/10
2019
@parkersarms @Top100North @hearthoftheram @BundobustMCR Love dogs; love @parkersarms https://t.co/DmCQLZwrjo
11/9
2019
Boris Johnson tells disgraceful lies. Here are just ten of them. https://t.co/wTXsxrWlOi
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11/8
2019
#mufc https://t.co/ZoDtHekou4
11/7
2019
@FootballGrf @playonthepitch_ RainTo Enter RT/Follow & Comment “Rain” Time for a Grassroots GIVEAWAY We can’t stop the rain but how about winning 1… https://t.co/IHPdw0YVib
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon⚽AFC Urmston Disability Football⚽ ⏰Every Tuesday, 7-8pm 📍Flixton Girls School, Flixton Road, Urmston, M41 5DR. 💰£2… https://t.co/KnpxUZZEH2
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon @Joanne13Harding @kerrblamazon Awful. Hope they are all OK. We live on HL so thanks for the info. Look at the l… https://t.co/eZP30qX9Uj
11/6
2019
Sick of people having a go at Grassroots Leagues for calling games off, they call then off for the welfare/safety o… https://t.co/BpIKm4yh0L
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11/3
2019
This is great https://t.co/pZpIFrUXq0
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon3 hour wait on an ambulance but A&E had to close its doors, full to capacity. Why be angry at the incredible folk w… https://t.co/svxKCCsbhv
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11/2
2019
Spiced apple, pumpkin and pecan bundt cake by @PBCakeCreations #halloween2019 https://t.co/vpKUbYdb6nScary #schnauzer pumpkin for tonight #halloween2019 https://t.co/zXQXZCFWlDDelighted to be listed at no 4 in the UK top 50 Gastropubs on @big7food . Fantastic global site.… https://t.co/cjIzDPhFeV
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10/31
2019
We don't have a great deal of spare cash but we decided we would go to the work Christmas do this year. £60 each.… https://t.co/QXUqGX5KY0
10/28
2019
Gotta say, @PBCakeCreations makes some tasty cakes https://t.co/uPkwH2oKuv @parkersarms @AjFOH Obviously need educating! @parkersarms @AjFOH Done!
10/26
2019
@AjFOH @parkersarms Absolutely fine! Was fully recovered by the time we got back. Little sod stopped us having coffee!
10/21
2019
How's this for satisfaction @parkersarms https://t.co/J9QMjdbq9C
10/20
2019
Spot the Oliver #clitheroe #clitheroecastle #lancashire https://t.co/4JfPzEF6XY
10/19
2019
Just noticed I am one of @parkersarms top fans. What is the prize? May I suggest I get to ruffle @AjFOH 's eyebro… https://t.co/VECo23SkwW
10/18
2019
@AjFOH @parkersarms See you Sunday! 🍽🍽🍽🍽🍽🍽🍽
10/17
2019

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