Sign in with Twitter

Username:

Digital nurse. My children tend to fill my time. All views are my own.

1,415 Following   594 Followers   2,339 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/17/09


#NHSCOVID19app up and running. https://t.co/T0Cv75rHYP
9/24
2020
https://t.co/5ZLR5qnolj
9/22
2020
@mel_mwicks My boys are full of praise for what is happening @WellacreAcademy and how safe they feel. They actuall… https://t.co/kMdb0FS2zM @parkersarms ⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐ @FutsalRangers @safeinfootball I think it could be. Technical area was across the other side of field. Their coach… https://t.co/HqdmwLjZrT @safeinfootball Poor planning and poor safeguarding? Did you raise anything with either of the teams? Do you know… https://t.co/kKONmqVfmc
9/21
2020
@parkersarms Here is a picture of a chilled dog. Embrace your inner chilled dog. https://t.co/FsKUMtcmcC
9/20
2020
@jackgkennedy Anyone that tells you they haven't made a mistake is either lying or delusional. What matters is you learn from it.
9/19
2020
@samuelluckhurst Southgate and the FA failed in their duty of care to a young player. He was stupid but they provi… https://t.co/pZ0JUUtyZt
9/18
2020
After being early adopters of teleconference meetings, @ACCU_MFT and F5/F2 @CardiologyWtwa have now embraced… https://t.co/MWSdG3DLR8
9/16
2020
@parkersarms @TripAdvisor Can't you take yourself off their site? I don't trust it as far as I can throw it
9/14
2020
#FeedbackFriday WTWA new updates in Allscripts EPR. The nursing evaluation and assessment (Adult) now contains addi… https://t.co/Tqj39Zg7Lm
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon#FeedbackFriday WTWA. PAINAD tool replacing the current Cognitive Impairment Pain Assessment tool. Located in Nursi… https://t.co/B6N5Uhfznn
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon @FridayWtwa Don't forget to check "add parameter" to include extra options to make documentation easier @FridayWtwa Initial results look excellent. Hope to share reporting tools very soonThe suicide rate among nurses is 23% higher than the national average. Just let that sink in @BorisJohnson and… https://t.co/944KPmc82u
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
9/11
2020
@polargirl1 https://t.co/P4cKvhPuZX @polargirl1 Tipped straight in the mouth or with a spoon?
9/10
2020
Superb effort from all the teams across @MFT_MRI , @WythenshaweHosp & @TraffordHosp for embracing the new Reason To… https://t.co/dggVBe1DnT
9/9
2020
Kevin lad. Put that pint down & get yourself home. https://t.co/3ZFYoZeXSa
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
9/7
2020
Our new season starts this weekend and we wish everyone involved a safe & enjoyable return to football. There has… https://t.co/5y9hY4zVXS
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
9/5
2020
@MGFCPodcast Luckily we have managed to hold onto our booking from last season at Urmston GrammarJust had a cool and thoughtful gift. https://t.co/H8Uy3EV4GoBe part of the change! We are recruiting for EPR Business Analysts, EPR Clinical Application Analysts and a EPR Tra… https://t.co/9rjSsaolJ7
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon🗣 #ENDCHILDFOODPOVERTY Please RT. https://t.co/UnUEh5MOAy
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon❕ The application deadline for a number of Hive clinical & non-clinical band 7 roles is this Sunday 6 September.… https://t.co/rgMvX73nMH
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
9/4
2020
Choose death https://t.co/ub5NL3Sa3V
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
9/3
2020
Would love to see some more responses from ward staff! @A7Ward @ACCU_MFT @CardiologyWtwa @F9MFT @amru_amuhttps://t.co/098Omw56Ji
9/2
2020
@mrchrisaddison Try @HatHatsCoffee , my big brother @RussSauntry swears by it
9/1
2020
@MGFCPodcast Makes you wonder what some coaches have been smoking when they post a cricket score. That is about th… https://t.co/dC1ixVtuKW
8/31
2020
Long walk around the meadows. #LoveWhereYouLive #NursesActive https://t.co/ZeKQwnxJIU
8/30
2020
How do you know #grassroots football @afcurmstonmeds is back? Simple, washing line full of bibs 😂. @MGFCPodcast bi… https://t.co/gm3jjfpxyu
8/29
2020
There has been 120 responses in a few days to the @MFTnhs Digital Literacy Survey. So far... 🥇AHP’s leading the way… https://t.co/u0L8SR9UX1
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
8/26
2020
Proper lunch! Cheese and butter by @wintertarn_dairy , bread by @lovinglyartisan , cider by @jaspelscider , pie by… https://t.co/ay4GEDedq6Q: What is 'Digital Literacy' anyway? A: How we interact and function with digital technology in our lives. Underst… https://t.co/ssXa7NTbXY
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
8/25
2020
@SeanDye09 @Secretgrassroo2 That would be fantastic, simonjesson@hotmail.com
8/24
2020
Thank you @parkersarms , @AjFOH & @tastyjam1 for an excellent anniversary lunch. The grouse was out of this world… https://t.co/0W8fIe8TUD
8/23
2020
@AjFOH There better be some grouse hidden in there
8/21
2020
@CardiologyWtwa Alison’s on nights 🌌so can’t be in the pic but she’s produced a fabulous piece of work to educate… https://t.co/97HzdOQipk
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon @AjFOH @parkersarms Can't wait for Sunday. Anniversary lunch with @PBCakeCreations
8/20
2020
T&DJFL start date 5th/6th Sept as per AGM
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
8/19
2020
@himynameisjaneg Yes thank you. Being cared for by the team on @amru_amu .Well not the start to leave that I was hoping for but grateful to the GP, superb @NWAmbulance crew and the incredib… https://t.co/SJvIHjgFK6Extremely sad news. Charge Nurse Julian Lewis - our friend and colleague, has died. He was an amazing person and w… https://t.co/fp0CO2U1b9
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
8/18
2020
Dear @WellacreAcademy Y11 students. Please try not to worry about your #gcseresults on Thursday. I understand what’… https://t.co/uIEcsqKvli
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
8/17
2020
@ZaltzCricket Night vision goggles for the batsmen @IGN @imranzomg Quicker Fortnite and FUT die the better. Only exist to rinse vulnerable kids of their pocket money… https://t.co/8exGK51keY
8/15
2020
Back of the box booing from @ZaltzCricket on @bbctms is the only way to bring about meaningful change in the sport! #ditchthelightmeter @the_a_stevenson I'm just waiting for my phone to come with a built in oven so when you accept the cookies, you get… https://t.co/U0E2F8vrspAnd just like that the lead story became French quarantine instead of unfair exam fiasco
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
8/14
2020
Used @MicrosoftTeams today with captions enabled as not everyone had speakers. Surprisingly accurate but "It is ham… https://t.co/sE4tEiMCj6
8/13
2020
@ellshutt Last time I took the team to St George's Park, the coach said best advice when you are having a bad game;… https://t.co/DBDf7kpFCwComing soon, @MFTnhs very first Digital Nurse, Midwife and AHP roles will be advertised soon 💻📱⌚️🏨 #Improvershttps://t.co/wdsNQclpaz
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon @parkersarms When I checked earlier to see if you had one, I decided to check it works😉. See you on the 26th @Secretgrassroo2 Out of interest, I have looked at a few "academies" and their fees. £195-350 before you start wit… https://t.co/zSvUMzLj7L✍️ | An update on the status of grassroots football in Manchester. (1/3) https://t.co/ACAt6siUOL
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon @parkersarms You should consider getting some sort of online booking system
8/12
2020
1kg loss of body water = up to 20% reduction in cognitive function Even when we’re busy don’t forget to look after… https://t.co/NnN3IoFuCC
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon @lewis_goodall Why is all this information being released now and through the press and not in consultation with or… https://t.co/T4qWowQb2B
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
8/11
2020
Second visit for #Rapid19 trial. https://t.co/R0hZo1XDDu
8/7
2020
@AjFOH @EaterWriter https://t.co/7gcbO4hTEW
8/6
2020
@RussSauntry @daRealAkinfenwa Think he has me on first touch though 😁 @polargirl1 May be a decent revenue stream 😂What a top notch meal prepared by Oli. Made focaccia, meatballs, his own ice cream, mars bar brownies and even gr… https://t.co/1IZFAUIfnWGreat present from my boys. @daRealAkinfenwa is a real inspiration https://t.co/zhpGwdVOZdClosing date extended to 16th August - plenty of time for applications! https://t.co/AQXAfnPqiY
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs SimonWhat is white privilege? We asked @JohnAmaechi, psychologist, best-selling author and former NBA basketball playe… https://t.co/Q1yhrTC5wr
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
8/5
2020
Finishing his birthday with a (near) midnight walk with the bats. When I was out voted 4-1 on whether we should ge… https://t.co/Tzf6b4dUIDSir Matt said Manchester has everything but a beach....he was wrong #MUFC https://t.co/hJ7qwlc4K5 @Richardthenurse @F9MFT Very well. Always amazes me how NHS staff embrace changeFirst ward round using our medical noting function completed. Thanks for your support @F9MFT
8/3
2020
Just had a very late cancellation for today at 1.30 @parkersarm. I know it’s a long shot but we have the table available .
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs SimonTruly awful news. Treated patients and colleagues with care and respect. Was a pleasure to have worked with him.… https://t.co/XyB5uEvwLC
8/2
2020
@FCTrafford @Shocal1 Great idea @Pilla_uk @PeteDog13 @parkersarms 😂 typical from this bunch of 🤡. Luckily we are all one household @parkersarms Are you still happy for us to come? Guidance seems to suggest it is OK
7/31
2020
If you're cycling or walking on Barton Dock Road nr Kellogg's be careful of sink hole. It's 6ft deep and easy to m… https://t.co/2taM1VFpZY
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs SimonBarton Dock road near Kellogg’s temporarily closed due to a large sink hole Please avoid the area! https://t.co/u7dlteK3UR
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon @angleseyseazoo Spending the evening watching the dolphins is incredible thereThe level of anxiety when you are waiting for the @parkersarms weekend menu to drop in your inbox is ridiculous
7/29
2020
Going to play football in the boots my son has grown out of. There is something not right about that sentence https://t.co/qhrc74wYSw
7/28
2020
@Richardthenurse Hope you enjoy the champagne 😂
7/24
2020
Well the end of the year didn't go quite as we expected but all the staff at Highfield wanted to wish the children… https://t.co/0GMFhNFilL
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs SimonThat end of year poem brought a tear to my eye @HPS_Urmston ! Thank you for all your hard work and see you in September!
7/21
2020
Great news, let’s work it out and get the kids back playing safely. https://t.co/7jqUknNklm
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
7/18
2020
The Matron/ Clinical Lead for Digital Transformation is open for applications now! Be part of @MFTnhs biggest trans… https://t.co/vG3Z0nGQAE
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs SimonDear colleagues, I have started a professional twitter account for falls across WTWA over @FallsWtwa Please follo… https://t.co/bYTMI488j7
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon @JimmyKhan131 Thanks to all the committee for getting us up and running again this 👏👏👏Congratulations @MarcusRashford on your achievement. Some things are far more important than football #hesoneofourown
7/15
2020
Getting ready for the return of #grassroots . https://t.co/9AsOYP6Bgt
7/13
2020
I’m shocked. According to Freedom of information responses 2,500 children in the UK have been admitted to hospital… https://t.co/RCGDmQe6wp
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon @julesyjuu @MftTransplant Where are you going?
7/12
2020
Poor dog hates it when his mum is on a long day. Grooming isn't my strongest skill #schnauzer https://t.co/XqsNhQaTB3
7/11
2020
@drjaydeepsarma I banned that phrase when I was manager of CCU 😂. I think people like the drama but causes unneces… https://t.co/1IRXFaoMwT @parkersarms Hope so. You deserve a bit of fortune @parkersarms I just hope for your sake they are true to their word. They haven't been entirely truthful with some of their schemes.Just realised I still have the bar WhatsApp number saved to my phone. If I order an elderflower gin fizz and a pi… https://t.co/KeVDB8Jx4N
7/8
2020
@Coachciaran Will be using these next week!How quickly can you react? ⚡ Today’s Play Safe reaction drill also helps develop your balance, agility and coordin… https://t.co/vzBfhp1elZ
Retweeted by #HelloMyNameIs Simon
7/7
2020
@parkersarms @AjFOH @tastyjam1 @jayrayner1 😂 that's OK then. I was appalled
7/6
2020

0