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I think this thread is real???? https://t.co/SDl3Nx36AN @Mike2020 Ethis dog is big, and the baby is small. later, the dog is big, and the small child is still quite small. https://t.co/eDbOo6BMryA paean to power-station cooling towers – by @OSaumarezSmith. From the March 2020 issue of Apollo, on sale now https://t.co/Du90bcmmQU
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2/24
2020
@edjeff Everything about these ads in ads baffles and intrigues me @opensussex @LondonShanty Oh no!Historic photos of ships' cats (and dogs) https://t.co/elRnmQYtgJ cc @LondonShantywhy do I own so much bullshitI am begging you to read / listen to this thread https://t.co/FNwOIhAWd2
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2/23
2020
@Winskillfull Same @unfortunatalie My tomato puree has a best before of 2018More unrealistic male body expectations https://t.co/jK4eiJVqKwSorry but why is it getting dark, it's basically spring noSMS is great now, it's just takeaway updates, sign-in codes for the intranet, sixty different Labour candidates try… https://t.co/fXpJWVpmHTAITA For Asking My Husband To Stop Singing A Happy Song He Wrote For Me? Each morning he sings what he calls The D… https://t.co/gG5r8SvsnG
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2/21
2020
FOURTEEN MINUTES???? @LauraC_rter Extremely goodNeil https://t.co/FUvd0Ztnv9There's like 50 cops at Highbury and IslingtonMan found guilty of smuggling £50m worth of live eels out of UK https://t.co/kA31eERJkK #Guardian
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2/20
2020
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2/19
2020
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2/18
2020
Just picked up my first litter of 2020 from @CatsProtection - mom plus Four kittens approx 6wks old, stray who gave… https://t.co/5chlI77se2
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2/17
2020

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