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Marah Eakin @marahe Los Angeles, CA

Heiress to the largest collection of bedpans and urinals in the world. Executive Producer, podcasts and video, @TheAVClub. Co-Host, @DialMForMaple.

1,817 Following   5,445 Followers   19,156 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/2/08


@canticonti @bobbyfinger Not local pickup only. They just have no charge for local pickup, but they’ll ship it
2/16
2020
@BananaSaver Can I just say I knew exactly in Ohio where you were from when you said you had to take the boxes "down the basement." <3 @rockmarooned Also, I like the show fwiw @rockmarooned Katy Keene is actually set in the future past Riverdale, so she’s maybe 25, which isn’t 30 but it’s not 15Call the police because this Far Side cartoon is a case of grand Larsony
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2/14
2020
@doree I genuinely get mad at the privilege a lot of these people started with and then abused to fuck around rathe… https://t.co/43wDPuoyWY @thelaurenfisher Lololol. American cheese. @badsandwich ‘Loves’ seems like a strong word to attach to that guy. I’m not sure he has strong feelings about anything interesting @jennypfafflin Why have you not hosted a Meat Raffle yet? @Gabrus I don’t know. I thought you were the best part of Bombshell.His favorite kind of music is probably John Phillips Sousa marches.If you asked Pete Buttigieg what kind of pizza he liked best, he’d probably say plain cheese.
2/13
2020
@mrsamherbst The cats because I would relish kicking that dude’s little face. @RifewithKatie Imagine if they both did Model UN
2/12
2020
@imLeor Why must we still entertain MorrisseyLogan and Jake Paul are from the next town over. Dodged that bullet.Well, let’s see. @ohiou has Roger Ailes and Matt Lauer. My HS has pro-life crusader Patricia Heaton. https://t.co/IDnpcgEerp
2/11
2020
@mfbenji @cameronscheetz I love you guys
2/10
2020
Quite honestly my energy any time anyone asks me to do anything. #SpiritAwards @LauraDern 🥰 https://t.co/vmhJBA3PSL
Retweeted by Marah Eakin @socialistyentl I just figured this out and I need someone to know. How did I never realize this is Cynthia Bailey'… https://t.co/bT8oZiG9VvOne time I was interviewing the Queer Eye boys and Tan said he liked my shirt and asked where I got it and I said "… https://t.co/TEima8fILt
Retweeted by Marah Eakin @rachmeetsworld @Kohls Truly this is the content I crave. I can talk about Urban Pipeline versus Marc Anthony all dayVery bummed that there’s nowhere to stream @DrewFromTV’s Human Cartoon special. I need those Bernie Kosar jokes in my life. @ryanmer Lol. ‘White Africa’
2/8
2020
Born 14 May 1969, Oscar-winning actress Cate Blanchett is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on… https://t.co/gbbaAhjYOQ
Retweeted by Marah Eakin @HeatherBrooker Blue!!! Gold is a very close second!Pretty solid mail day thanks to @MidwayMovie and @FreeformTVPR https://t.co/Ifo5yIDhV8
2/6
2020
How many points would Pete be winning by if he had long hair and a goatee? https://t.co/Vkckj9MbuE
Retweeted by Marah Eakin @mfbenji It’s like the kangaroo has an electrolarynx. Just use the mouth!Insisting that what's gross about Harvey Weinstein is his fat body MAYBE isn't the narrative to be pushing. Maybe y… https://t.co/d5Ibc9CyJU
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2/5
2020
@cameronscheetz @ezwrites Excuse me? @mtgilchrist Oh no! That’s awful. I’m so sorry.A coyote and a badger use a culvert as a wildlife crossing to pass under a busy California highway together. Coyote… https://t.co/6fooxgQrlw
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2/4
2020
@LauraDeMarcoCle @DICKS Upbeat music makes you buy more!
2/2
2020
Harry Styles performing Juice with Lizzo is a thing I didn’t know I really, really needed https://t.co/nkY9Npt3Pv
Retweeted by Marah EakinIf Mitch McConnell were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.
1/31
2020
@gwenemarie @Jerry_K2TR He’s on Cameo! @BethElderkin Exactly @ezwrites I wish they were making a version like the one they did out here at the Pasadena Playhouse. It’s such a great take on it
1/30
2020
@TamraBarney That’s not a Dr Seuss quote, just FWIW. It’s a German poet named Ludwig Jacobowski. https://t.co/HnrhSrmQBE @ira I'm not saying he needs to do 40 takes, but maybe like... 3? @ira On a recent press trip, I heard some WILD stories about how he works from people who know, are on his shows, e… https://t.co/OL8qH3D7uY
1/29
2020
Watch this veteran collapse on Antiques Roadshow when he learns his $345 Rolex is actually worth $700,000… https://t.co/Miac9nA9uh
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1/28
2020
Kobe Gianna John Keri Alyssa Christina Ara Nine people were killed in a horrible helicopter crash yesterday. They… https://t.co/ptHVBsmsqS
Retweeted by Marah EakinI feel awful for Vanessa Bryant and her daughters, who lost a huge part of their family, but I’m also trying to spe… https://t.co/n98Ku0H0T2Look, I like Prince as much as the next person but do we need a tribute to him at the #Grammys every single year?
1/27
2020
@Ceilidhann Jesus Christ @elharaty @katiehinsen @sundancefest The woman who speaks out for her in this news article is also... a lot.
1/26
2020
@rob_keyes Super sad I couldn’t make this tripI talked to her about a week ago, and was so blown away by her amazingness that I've spent every functional minute… https://t.co/6MvlvOfhw5 @andrewrchow @cameronscheetz Our queen.
1/25
2020
There’s a bird store in my neighborhood with a sign that says “PLEASE do not come in unless you are SERIOUS about b… https://t.co/FN29kiMay6
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1/24
2020
@boringbabyshit How do you feel about egg slut? @HelloCullen The perfect responseCapitalism will thoughtlessly destroy art in it's unending search for efficiency unless systems are set-up to defen… https://t.co/VMBSb9TSut
Retweeted by Marah Eakin @NoelMu Throw that shit in hallway and call housekeeping. Take it from me, an expert in ordering smelly food to hotel rooms @mollylambert Oh my god thank you for this news. There are so many of them for no reason! Except now I know the rea… https://t.co/3XZI04hfQd @imLeor @meredithmo French dressing @imLeor They are all losers
1/22
2020
@whet I think that’s Gavin whatshisface’s influence. The founder
1/21
2020
This is an actual question from the 1991 "Girl Talk Secret Diary" game. https://t.co/GDO3PGjN7i
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1/20
2020
I love this on its own terms, but especially knowing it was planting seeds that wouldn’t pay off until the season f… https://t.co/Fv4VWmZhd4
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1/18
2020
The highest honor of my life https://t.co/Gx6DmDUIL7Me too. I loudly said DUDE alone in my car and then thought about the month my kids spent in the NICU, and how we g… https://t.co/j3s3TcfOI4 @BonMotVivant @CarolineSiede This number is so dumb but also so amazing. @cameronscheetz Much better than my takes
1/17
2020
Already a good day at #TCA20 https://t.co/gPr3Pk5j5B @JessicaValenti No no no no no @TheGentlemen Yes
1/16
2020
@BlogXilla @McConaughey @henrygolding Nice to see you, as always! @scott_tobias He has never used a dishwasher. I guarantee itI have a lot of questions about Al Pacino's hair. Like, does he wake up like that? Does he do that himself, if not?… https://t.co/HUDS2bSDb1
1/15
2020
Obsessed with this. So smart. https://t.co/TcH165rkkS @whet It's the movie I've seen more than any other. I watched it every day for an entire summer with a friend. @STARZPR @STARZ @Outlander_STARZ We're in room 262, if you want to deliver us one. A cat or a bag. Either or. ;-) @whet SameHad a blast with @TheAVClub at the #TCAs2020 today talking to the casts of One Day At A Time, Black Monday, Penny D… https://t.co/yKDcYIMxQu
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1/14
2020
@katiewalshstx Ben Schwartz should be pissed @BonMotVivant I liked the new one a lot @danielletbd It’s Pfaff FashionsTaron Egerton this morning after he did all that campaigning https://t.co/zUL7Ibd9h6
Retweeted by Marah EakinThe Academy: [presents nominations] Me: https://t.co/LsNthfjKFK
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1/13
2020
@CarolineSiede Like, what’s going to happen with his on-screen wife, or the new hospital? @CarolineSiede I know, right???I enjoyed this film. https://t.co/knxKz3NEK7 @johnlevenstein Try again! @MovieMarshall @nostephens I mean, how will this even play out? It’s madness @JoelleMonique If you reply ‘stop’ it takes you off the list @AwardsDaily Are the Oscars weird about recognizing directorial teams? I feel like I heard that somewhere once
1/11
2020
@mtgilchrist You could sub in any other word for ‘cyber’ and it would be the exact same vampy idk speech he’s given 1000 times. Sigh. @jourdayen 2 of his kids are seemingly in the 2004-era Strokes @MeredithBlake Oh no no no @Ceilidhann I watched that movie like two weeks ago. And I do like podcasting @CarolineSiede ‘Hey! This surgery’s easy! You’ll be walking your daughter down the aisle next week!’ @ezwrites She’s certainly putting in the work shaking hands and kissing babiesSo excited for this one https://t.co/OFlU7SK9od
1/10
2020
@Plumberduck Her boyfriend had just kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes @socialistyentl https://t.co/NTKSC2lo9q
1/9
2020
@trixiemattel @cameronscheetz and I were wondering if you have her horse? And does ANYONE have a Cliff?
1/7
2020

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