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@txvoodoo @LibyaLiberty I’m cool with it @LibyaLiberty YOU DIDin a classic tribute to the forty niners of the gold rush California is currently 49th out of the 50 states in vaccine distribution
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonI want to do punch up for How It’s Made
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsonwhy would anyone want to die on a hill
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @dynamofire 30 @Delafina777 I’m still under 35 but yes thisthose of us under 40 but over 35 have a printer, but it hasn't worked in years https://t.co/sPIaDqd2C8
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonFor those following at home, my neighbors who had a party on Christmas were just out on their patio loudly discussi… https://t.co/qZS4hzybzq
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @dansolomon You’ll be ok! Follow your heartIf "high schoolers" are bad labor and don't deserve $15 an hour then why is the government so heavily recruiting them for the military?
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonI come on this app & beg my friends for money every fucking Sunday to give 200 people one meal a week & you could c… https://t.co/tmBQo94Nw4
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonIn the 2000s if u couldn’t think of a screenplay idea u just wrote about a woman who works at a magazine and called it a day
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonFeel like shit just want her back https://t.co/vHIZOX9q0W
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsonasahara used the fear of death to manipulate and abuse aum members one of the most famous examples is a video spec… https://t.co/725KlQ5tFv
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsondamn why don't they write the bus number inside the bus I'm not sure I got on the right bus https://t.co/uXceu14QkB
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonSaddest bit about COVID is that you can obey all the protocols and still get infected because somebody else didn’t.
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonWhat OCD is: disturbing intrusive thoughts, debilitating compulsive behaviors and severe anxiety. What OCD isn’t:… https://t.co/TO4BUmYLdQ
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @danielleweisber Ours was a nacho-cheese yellow-orange colorthere is no gen z or millennial or gen x , there is only that one big plastic bowl we all had growing up that was s… https://t.co/dqThR67F4t
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonIf you are offered a vaccine, get the vaccine. It’s safe and effective and hesitancy about it make the effort to ro… https://t.co/Kd8esGz6gE
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonWe try not to use peanut butter because of allergies, but anything else is good!I think I’ve mentioned it before but the show Gogglebox is one of my favorite things to ever exist. Watching Britis… https://t.co/uFrsostapy
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @andizeisler He’s GORGEOUSᶜʰᵉᵃᵐ ᶜʳᵉᵉᵐˢ https://t.co/VzRSTcqgYo
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonMe, before the 6th: I desperately wish the rest of the media and the government would take far right extremism seri… https://t.co/YkngMeEJib
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @KindaHagi So overwhelming @Kait_South I made these last week! 😊It’s true, the names are very bad! https://t.co/WMRzG6YLm9
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonThe funniest part of the "if we double the salary of fast food workers it will double the price of burgers" people… https://t.co/yimG96qQGE
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @Chinchillazllla I put broccoli and cauliflower and sometimes canned pumpkin into my boxed macaroni and cheese, it’… https://t.co/5glB539x9zstirring a bag of frozen peas into a pile of butter and carbs https://t.co/kueocYJUWZ
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonThis is really funny. Gab keeps whining about censorship while not allowing replies on any of their tweets https://t.co/8NUMURxvf9
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonGotta hand it to the one guy for going his own way to drive home the point! Not everyone likes Taco Bell! https://t.co/wOLkFfkL0a
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @OmniHavelock Oh wow! Thanks! I try. @sarahmhop VERY TRUEYeah people really need to stop referring to tasty desserts or cat treats as “crack” https://t.co/1JC5R6fu1p @MaraWilson There's just this spectrum with recipes, isn't there On one end there's like I Hate Cooking, Gourmet a… https://t.co/ejHTsefZFg
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonAlso while this is blowing up if you have any baked good recipe suggestions that serve 50 to 100 people let me know… https://t.co/fDo5LgAElLOne of the many infuriating problems with QAnon is that online child sexual abuse really is a serious problem, and… https://t.co/fiWXthOtDH
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"if you demand more pay, we will replace you with robots" is not a reason to pay people less than it costs them to… https://t.co/jyqkbjSsZZ
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonI’ve decided that once all this is over I’m gonna be the sort of person who shows up at parties with a sack of chee… https://t.co/htoGTs5EFv
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonI do not want to read your hot take about kids and screens during a once in a lifetime pandemic. We are all doing o… https://t.co/av8RV00jiN
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonFree podcast idea for The NY Times: Inside the Obit. Hire someone to record interviews with the writers and editors… https://t.co/czYUciHpTj
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonEl Paso Times becomes 3rd major Texas paper to call for Cruz to resign. His actions contributed to “a violent upris… https://t.co/Jr6wiLYS66
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonSo long as Christians keep thinking their faith is about salvation from hell instead of liberation from oppression,… https://t.co/Ul71hr7KQz
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @BlueEterlin @ErinPrivratsky This is a great conversation you guys just had, I’m totally serious.Ah, OK, that explains it https://t.co/uDNn9KlbNE @MaraWilson In college, we used to say Cinnabon was better than sex. But, TBF, we were having sex with college guys… https://t.co/l9J6Wa55Hb
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @MaraWilson I don't know but my Slightly Sympathetic Glance Snicker doodles never seem to get much attention 😕
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @MaraWilson I had a dessert called a "Slap Your Mama" at a restaurant, I think the nudity is a better option lol
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonThe three genders https://t.co/lYRM4vbK5R
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsonconservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour? me: yes conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers shoul… https://t.co/1ruJTllf4V
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonHire me to write the Brenda Starr TV show. It does not exist, it is not in the works, I am calling dibs on this id… https://t.co/pj7s4dhJDu
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonLana Clarkson. That's the name of the woman Phil Spector killed. She was an actress with an adoring cult following… https://t.co/YFbad6vGHw
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonBeware of anyone who positions themselves as the one true answer to a problem, one true leader of a movement, etc.… https://t.co/dJCCbcymzN
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonOh I think about that every time I see one of these recipes https://t.co/BJxDyjmU42 @MaraWilson The recipe title: The FUCK my MOUTH DADDY cake The recipe: three types of chocolate and some sea salt
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonI’m sure these desserts are actually good. That is kind of the pointI am tired of letting things sink in Just once I would like something not to sink in at all, but rather to bounce… https://t.co/wiuN4S3m9ZI wonder what age i started quietly saying “alllright” whenever i had to squat down
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @MaraWilson Sex in a pan??? I thought they closed that place down!
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonQui-Gon: “my dying wish is for the boy to be trained, despite the glaring risks assessed by Master Yoda” *dies* *bo… https://t.co/MaBPZSHCsM
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonWhen Leonard Cohen was recording Death of a ladies man with Phil Spector, he was tired after doing a bunch of takes… https://t.co/FJoT7WeAzB
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsonme eating a cookie while watching a pig on tv eat a cookie: oh no that’s not good for him
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @MaraWilson Sex in a pan just sounds uncomfortable.
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonThere are MULTIPLE “Knock You Naked” recipes. Is this a thing people say? @tarynor I mean, I’m not relevant either tbhI would believe literally any story so long as it takes place in a Waffle House. Waffle Houses exist at the interse… https://t.co/weYRoRVbDW
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonThere are Wine Moms and then there are Sexy Dessert Moms https://t.co/9vOLffaaQBMe: *screams into the void* The void: https://t.co/59d7qiKmP2
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonJeff Bezos made $4,475,885 per hour in 2018 and they have us at each other’s throats for $15 an hour https://t.co/MqjgYazarr
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonI would pay a significant amount of money to hear this audio https://t.co/EFJ9uK2lh3
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsonplease don't forget disabled people when you're talking about minimum wage. we can LEGALLY be paid below it. there… https://t.co/RuvsQ9en27
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @MaraWilson Reminds me of my days when I used to write for Empyre
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @MaraWilson aren't you in that movie Miranda
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsonthe nytimes article about kids spending too much unsupervised time playing video games during covid is really unkno… https://t.co/8GHgM6xCJa
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonI want a reality show where people who don’t tip have to work a double at a restaurant with a huge outdoor patio du… https://t.co/QUudj9N3tN
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonHow the hell do you misspell the name of a movie you’re in? This is like saying I worked with John Hughes on Mirage… https://t.co/PK6HUmbW8zMy favorite* genre of tweet is when an American posts something about the absurdity of our healthcare system and a… https://t.co/0nkNzApuKq
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsonthe cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. "not great man ive got diarrhea" i told him
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonWhen your position is both “People who can’t afford to go to college shouldn’t take out loans to do it” and “People… https://t.co/skoE72C82K
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonGET A ROOM https://t.co/lnSfyj2TMg
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsonmany ppl are saying this https://t.co/GMZX13AijK
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson"The Tooth Worm as Hell's Demon,” 18th century. Carved from ivory, the two halves open up to reveal a scene about t… https://t.co/RX3KtthswS
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsonme: damn the coup is bad but also senators are bad and also cops are bad and also representatives are bad. the judg… https://t.co/GtiyN7hgkq
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonBen Sasse hasn’t had a town hall in Nebraska since 2017. https://t.co/5LXwx4HMPq
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonSo many Q people have staked their entire identities on this. There are no real-life happy endings with QAnon, espe… https://t.co/lxHsLcBxFd
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonIn front of my friends vs parents https://t.co/RaoptawOBU
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson"We can pay teenagers less because they don't need the money to live" is something you never hear about rich people… https://t.co/Lqy5KfsCIu
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonHappy 99th, Betty. https://t.co/gOgCExHfrc
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonI swear if Twitter had been around in the Industrial Revolution there’d be a tweet with 50k Likes like “if we can’t… https://t.co/7mo1rD6NIu
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson"Sesame Street" is my favorite show about a group of immortal puppets who watch the humans around them slowly age and die.
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsondoing the willy wonka entrance where i limp towards a crowd of children but instead of rolling i dive forward and break my neck
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonFor the insurrectionists, the desire to be the next right-wing personality far outweighs any fear of going to jail… https://t.co/bpJcxZGht4
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsonit is so funny to see how addicted these guys are to posting https://t.co/Hpm2NgwRm5
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonThere’s gonna be a period of time when all our elders are vaccinated and going to parties and brunching indoors and… https://t.co/Gzz5y0dtVU
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsonjust caught myself getting excited that a celebrity retweeted my friend's GoFundMe for cancer treatment, I hate this country so fucking much
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilsona potted plant does what now https://t.co/qpdt5YQmqQ
Retweeted by Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” WilsonSomething interesting to me about SATC is that Berger is supposed to be funny and when he says things everybody lau… https://t.co/GJJ2YrMbi9
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