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marc maron @marcmaron The edge of the abyss.

I am a comic, feral cat wrangler, writer & host of WTF the podcast. I can be seen in GLOW & my new special 'End Times Fun' streaming now on Netflix.

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Joined Twitter 2/24/09


Wise up! Thanks, @bartongellman. Doing the big work. https://t.co/dFur8ql63B @DanCiccone1 @FremontTheater @FremontSLO Get some other people to go. Sales are slow there. @ARTofCOOP @marieberd True. It’s seems to have worked out for him. @DanCiccone1 @FremontTheater Uh, I’m not at that Fremont Theater. I’m at @FremontSLO. Totally different state and place. @ARTofCOOP @marieberd He seems to feel great about most things. @JackShellVoice Nice try, stupid. Dole would’ve loved that joke. Your hero had a sense of humor. Unlike you. #fuckrespect @JackShellVoice Also, I definitely give my all. @JackShellVoice It’s a joke. Waaaaah. @JackShellVoice #triggered #snowflake
12/7
2021
@ChrisJudeKing Ask @JonMon @joncoopertweets Be better if he retired to prison. @Erica12134 Vancouver and more forthcoming. Tickets for Vancouver at https://t.co/lBKqd3BxvoMarc Maron @ Dynasty Typewriter at The Hayworth! (@marcmaron) https://t.co/If9CDGWSFj
Retweeted by marc maronToday is @IAMJHUD day on @WTFpod! Aretha Franklin, Dreamgirls, cruise ships, church, faith, trauma! Good talk! Do i… https://t.co/71U0nmDeBb @overjoyed_joy loved it. great talk. @JCRubin76 dunno @arcitejack solid joke. don’t get triggered snowflake @ToddXTV solid joke @BLeader2020 solid joke pal @welladriansays yeah…heldBob Dole will be buried holding his beloved pen.
12/6
2021
My ‘This May be the Last Time Tour’ tickets for June shows in Durham NC, Charlotte NC and Charleston SC available n… https://t.co/HSTDJTW53i @BrunoCendon nope. seems to be a few left. we’ll probably add a show.My ‘This Will be the Last Time Tour’ tickets for May shows in Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Royal Oak MI, DC, Red Bank NJ… https://t.co/XSOXVVCjfVMy ‘This May be the Last Time Tour’ tickets for April shows in Atlanta, Providence, Boston, Portland ME, Madison, M… https://t.co/5l87Z99f0eMy ‘This May Be the Last Time Tour’ tickets in March for New Haven CT, Troy NY, Laconia NH and Burlington VT availa… https://t.co/CVp2xa80wfMy 'This May Be the Last Time Tour’ tickets for California in January in Santa Barbara, SLO, SF, Napa and San Diego… https://t.co/bwNgBpuUDeTomorrow is @IAMJHUD day on @WTFpod!
12/5
2021
@MikeBoneMusic @BurgandiPhoenix @RezDogsFXonHulu @CRamzeyRamirez @FXNetworks @hulu @dallasgoldtooth @TaikaWaititihttps://t.co/RisQ7DEc2u
12/4
2021
Today is Benedict Cumberbatch day on https://t.co/KBRiPQtTBY! The Power of the Dog, the powers of cats, actor paren… https://t.co/ZuH2wPBZl0
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12/3
2021
@JoeListComedy quality observational comedyGood times. https://t.co/VYNI4zfIDcToday is Benedict Cumberbatch day on @WTFpod! The Power of the Dog, the powers of cats, actor parents, being Doctor… https://t.co/LQxq8LU1WY @fittr_happier @JessicaZed @TheVicChicago Try TIME
12/2
2021
Tomorrow is Benedict Cumberbatch day on @WTFpod! @briankrcb @KRCBNews Look at us! Good times.Sam had the legendary @MarcMaron on Full Release and the conversation got dark real fast. Download it now… https://t.co/frQAsGO7ZX
Retweeted by marc maron @NickYoussef @theriothtx are you goth nowthink the Beatles are making me a little sad @blainecapatch @ThatEricAlper That must’ve been what did it. #ClemKadiddlehopperTrauma
12/1
2021
@ThatEricAlper Yea. Sonny and Cher and Peter Frampton. Not all together. Well, Sonny and Cher were. @FootsPenguin Try TIME @myxzlplix @ObservatorySD @WTFpod Try TIME @dadrunner_82 TIMEToday is Bill Pullman day on https://t.co/KBRiPQLutw! David Lynch, dream analysis, The Sinner, Spaceballs, Bill Pax… https://t.co/9tFQLjGo2I
Retweeted by marc maronYay! https://t.co/KU7OaKPWQA
11/30
2021
@SovereignSyre sadOn sale 12/3: @marcmaron, May 21 at @basiecenter, Red Bank. https://t.co/Ypf6oCpdrS https://t.co/MvJB9nyfGU
Retweeted by marc maronJUST ANNOUNCED: @marcmaron "This May Be The Last Time" Tour! Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am. 🎟 4.27.22 | M… https://t.co/eKQVUVo6ag
Retweeted by marc maronAnnouncing @marcmaron: This May Be the Last Time tour on Thurs, Jan 27. The artist has 4 hit stand-up comedy specia… https://t.co/r9PXXKbxV6
Retweeted by marc maronToday is Bill Pullman day on @WTFpod! David Lynch, dream analysis, The Sinner, Spaceballs, Bill Paxton! Great guy!… https://t.co/VPul57lmpgSo excited to welcome @marcmaron here on May 22nd. Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10am! https://t.co/Mfi7ks4MIt
Retweeted by marc maronCHICAGO! https://t.co/K94YuBhSd1Just announced: @marcmaron returns to the @statetheatreME on APRIL 17. Reserved seating tickets on sale Friday at 1… https://t.co/Jh3PAfME49
Retweeted by marc maronNEW SHOW: @marcmaron at Turner Hall Ballroom on April 28th. Tickets go on pre sale December 2nd at 12PM with code S… https://t.co/od2oH1Q7Ce
Retweeted by marc maronNew Performance Announcement! Marc Maron, March 10, 2022 - Tickets go on sale to Music Hall Members on 11/30, and… https://t.co/RUWev5i6zu
Retweeted by marc maron @bretcohe No. Just their presence and music in my life.JUST ANNOUNCED - @marcmaron returns to Providence on April 15 2022 - tickets on sale this Friday at 10am at… https://t.co/mNXUsjWlK0
Retweeted by marc maronJUST ANNOUNCED >> @marcmaron is coming to @barrymorelive in Madison, WI on April 27, 2022! Tickets on sale Friday a… https://t.co/2bc1vSJgd9
Retweeted by marc maronJUST ANNOUNCED - Marc Maron: This May Be The Last Time comes here on February 11! Presale begins Wednesday (12/1) a… https://t.co/IZduWRC3SZ
Retweeted by marc maronNew Performance Announcement! Marc Maron, March 10, 2022 - Tickets go on sale to Music Hall Members on 11/30, and t… https://t.co/nmozTGJZxh
Retweeted by marc maronJUST ANNOUNCED! @marcmaron This Might Be The Last Time on Friday, March 11 at 7pm at @ColonialLaconia! Tickets go… https://t.co/32b6K3fUYa
Retweeted by marc maronJUST ANNOUNCED! @marcmaron This Might Be The Last Time on Friday, March 11 at 7pm! Tickets go on sale THIS Friday… https://t.co/aBLft8G7bh
Retweeted by marc maronJUST ANNOUNCED: Comedian and actor @MarcMaron ('Joker,' Netflix's 'Maron') returns to #NewHaven on March 9th! 🎫:… https://t.co/46zXggQ9M9
Retweeted by marc maron🎤NEW SHOW🎤 @marcmaron on Saturday May 14th! Venue Presale starts Wednesday with the password PISTONS. Tickets and… https://t.co/tjbdVE7PPV
Retweeted by marc maronJUST ANNOUNCED: @marcmaron This May Be The Last Time Tour on Sunday, June 19! Pre-sale this Wed. Dec. 1 at 10AM ti… https://t.co/QIFb9iQl9x
Retweeted by marc maronThe Beatles are exactly like I thought they would be. I've known them all my life. This is the first time we’ve hung out though.Hey, @PeabodyAwards! I’m not going to submit this properly because your organization has ignored us for over a deca… https://t.co/aMFI9PsnVn
11/29
2021
Happy birthday to @ProducerMcD! We’ve been working together since March ‘04. He was just a kid. Genius! Friend. @ohhEarnestine That would be a good assumption. @PostupGame @WTFpod Paxton RIP not PullmanTomorrow is Bill Pullman day one @WTFpod!How many episodes until they play a whole song?
11/28
2021
‘America: A Celebration of Brazen Stupidity!’ Now playing on all social media platforms. @altkallie I guess sometimes you get lucky and land one. It’s all timing. @altkallie The joke was about the well documented feeling of being drugged after you eat Turkey. @altkallie I’ve got a few of those too. Still like the joke. @altkallie Yeah. Took it personally. @altkallie Probably for the same reason you didn’t like that joke. @Macman_23 @billburr @tferriss Old cranky comic stretching makes a joke that people who get sick deserve to die bec… https://t.co/qAfDEEsa7Dokay, fat
11/27
2021
Deep discounts on WTF Merch at https://t.co/lssgL0wYpn! Go load up on gear for yourself and your loved ones! https://t.co/KLdzM1k5Gx
Retweeted by marc maron @BrillBkfast No. It means I took an easy gig voicing a cartoon character in an actual kids movie.Hey there, WTFers, WTFbuddies, WTFtropolans, Marc is Lex Luthor! Movie comes out next Spring!… https://t.co/KWf0v7JsJM
Retweeted by marc maronToday is @jasondashbailey day on https://t.co/KBRiPQLutw! A live taping from @ParisTheaterNYC, talking about New Yo… https://t.co/D5QjITE0J0
Retweeted by marc maronI think the turkey was laced with Fentanyl.
11/26
2021
@_libbyalexander @WTFpod YeahAlso, on today’s @WTFpod, my yearly Thanksgiving pep talk! https://t.co/TRZkCfIIIsToday is @jasondashbailey day on @WTFpod! A live taping from @ParisTheaterNYC, talking about New York City movies!… https://t.co/IO2eXid9mSIt's #Thanksgiving and that means many people are choosing to feed the turkeys at sanctuaries instead of feed on th… https://t.co/ZM7kiojLlL
Retweeted by marc maron @ioncinema @AllisonBJanney Nope. John Hawkes is not in the film. @sreskew @RoleClub
11/25
2021
I seriously can’t stop listening to @silksonic. @freaksngeekz @WTFpod @jasonsudeikis https://t.co/cueKDYwX7ITomorrow is @jasondashbailey day on @WTFpod!
11/24
2021
@Iamchillemeyer @krustyedturds @Shewry30 @BowenWatts @JasonIsbell @MollyJongFast @ryleywalker @Kathy_Valentine Relax, people. @Iamchillemeyer @Shewry30 @BowenWatts @JasonIsbell @MollyJongFast @ryleywalker @Kathy_Valentine Nope. Smoked. No booze. No blow. No dope. @MaxMatiash @WTFpod @ApplePodcasts @Stitcher Kinda @RubenGarcialago @HarleyPlays It’s good!Today is Ridley Scott day on https://t.co/KBRiPQLutw! Blade Runner, historical epics, his secret weapon in filmmaki… https://t.co/Er51iQW1jg
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11/23
2021

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