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@LHCBMatt https://t.co/g2j1ajTEqg
2/20
2020
@Goofyfan_Chuck @PapiHustle black crowes too
2/18
2020
protect your neck https://t.co/MbnDV01P8g
2/8
2020
@LHCBMatt we kind of have those pills that r.a.w. was talking about, too. folks get old as all hell, too. he just d… https://t.co/BupSqpO8yR @LHCBMatt for real. it's more like obama was the best trick they had up their sleeve. he was just so good at being… https://t.co/uSO1yyGQzJ @LHCBMatt neither did bucky fuller. he thought we were going to coast until reagan came along and he realized how m… https://t.co/aB9UjF7W0S @LHCBMatt if you could go back and explain that to eisenhower, he might've said "fuck it," and pushed all the butto… https://t.co/Q2tr6Bkydn @LHCBMatt they were such assholes. millionaire versions of the assholes on the high school team. weird that now we'… https://t.co/g7NmqZPOSW @LHCBMatt it's nice to be oblivious to all of it. you don't realize how much you're forced to think about sports un… https://t.co/36AuSe91v7 @LHCBMatt she's full of shit. @LHCBMatt i don't even think about it anymore, and i used to be obsessed. they really worked to run me off, too. i… https://t.co/JcNeOIAQH0 @LHCBMatt water's wet. hot on the left, cold on the right. shit flows downhill. @LHCBMatt looking back, pete rose might have been the only interesting ballplayer to watch. like when george brett… https://t.co/rJE5Jiplxy
2/5
2020
@LHCBMatt - apparently, there's a game that uses "big iron," so the internet has been having its way with it. this… https://t.co/2UaqPCoDiF
2/4
2020
@BP_America https://t.co/u6sWOSlyYg @LHCBMatt i was affected the first time i saw fidget get crushed in time bandits, but i was very young and don't fa… https://t.co/pPqP4DD8IH @Brandon_Bird they don't always have disney-esque endings. sometimes the whole point of becoming the "king" is that… https://t.co/46e3klGBdx @Jobbie1874 @HarryHarryshud @Brandon_Bird one objective truth in the whole of reality, and it is thus: binary star… https://t.co/0yxIeOgOOk
1/20
2020
@LHCBMatt nah, we don't get whatever channel that's on. tbs i think. never seen it. we watch the british guy on hbo and desus and mero.
1/19
2020
@SGSFOX it's like being mad at star wars.
1/15
2020
Country musician @hal_ketchum is battling Alzheimer’s. His family set up a #GoFundMe. @KellyWRobison and… https://t.co/qErnqlYzPS
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @CountryFriedROK @hal_ketchum @KellyWRobison @brucerobison @GrueneHallTX well, damn. "past the point of rescue" is… https://t.co/qJfjT804Kh
1/14
2020
@LHCBMatt pretty much. that's how it seems to me, anyhow. or that scene somewhere in the hitchiker's guide where he… https://t.co/Rj4HFEXDot @LHCBMatt well, it's biology's fault everyone peaks early. also probably biology fooling us into thinking of some r… https://t.co/siLqKI2Acc @LHCBMatt oh, i don't know. the story of you being a working journalist at 14 or whatever you were sounds like pure fantasy these days.
1/13
2020
@HamillHimself "jim'll fix it," huh? hopefully that's all the kid got...
1/11
2020
@LHCBMatt we're soaking in capitalism. nothing is allowed to exist here without first paying for itself and also ma… https://t.co/Nc53T7JR7H
1/6
2020
@LHCBMatt @YouTube nice! i figured the internet would eventually get around to producing that for me.
1/4
2020
@hedonish @buttsmcgoo just apply, the "requirements" are mostly hr bullshitting to earn a paycheck. they usually hi… https://t.co/euUaDunMea @tfromthemeadow @sheenaghpugh @TimKendall70 @eliotfoundation people who talk at the movies and people who get huffy… https://t.co/r1HJf75IMQ @LHCBMatt yeah, they didn't put that rubber on liberian tires, did they? @LHCBMatt and our family was still a real shock. our family is weird. marcie had experience with dirt bag country f… https://t.co/NM2Ekk72I2 @LHCBMatt mona was born in africa and didn't come to america till she was like 16. when the family moved there they… https://t.co/Bu7C7jrWMt @LHCBMatt well, it's the opposite, right? firestone and liberia are weird, because firestone has run liberia for de… https://t.co/uJNDU0EKjx @LHCBMatt sorry, not a "factory," a "plantation." not a union-friendly environment.hey @LHCBMatt, this is where mona was born and raised. marcie was negotiating with a union and having headaches, an… https://t.co/FAvnMOrjAw
1/2
2019
@SeveralDraculas @HarringtonHonor ouch. that is an insult. no, i was taught my atheism in the backwoods of mississi… https://t.co/wjxwPl6VyL @HarringtonHonor @tedolsen "god works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform! those pussies won't grab themselves!" @TheUnitedWhirld @tedolsen @williamlegate that's the church. you marry yourself to jesus when you join his church.… https://t.co/ZSUFrpAPJt @WFDave @sullivanamy @KevinMKruse there are plenty of instances where a "sin" loses its oomph once somebody inside… https://t.co/X79y6kATBj @WFDave @sullivanamy @KevinMKruse not even that; sin is for the "other." they don't think of anything they do in th… https://t.co/qI3PMpVZtS @WFDave @sullivanamy @KevinMKruse it's basically a shortcut past learning. "i accept jesus and am accepted into hea… https://t.co/dTLCf1dyfS @DavidCovucci "faqs" https://t.co/Zmh1rt8LHB @LHCBMatt yeah, that never goes away either. there are people in albania who still think they're the chosen one. @WFDave @sullivanamy @KevinMKruse this is an inside take. from the outside, evangelicalism looks like christianity… https://t.co/mTwiFcAPft @MarcusWhaley1 @sullivanamy evangelicals NEVER question what they support. that's their only value. @LHCBMatt right, as long as you want to be on the team, you're on the team. part of the problem is that they all th… https://t.co/bV7py5E3dl @Therealdeal2244 @sullivanamy @Stonekettle what is this "they" shit? how is it you guys all stick together for the… https://t.co/yeQALmGgN2 @thesnarkenator @sullivanamy @KevinMKruse it didn't end well. you guys fucked all of us. congrats. hope the kingdom… https://t.co/gEpD9ueRgE @LHCBMatt these assholes acting like "well, obviously everyone knows the difference between a REAL christian and a… https://t.co/dCRQplLOyh @RealPMAdams @sullivanamy @POTUS he's a failed businessman and failed president. these are facts, and your faith ot… https://t.co/ikAUgGpnM9many of us not involved with any of this hocus pocus are not surprised that a solid chunk of you god botherers are… https://t.co/HBL3ws0L2a @sullivanamy @KevinMKruse don't say "those." yall look like you're in the same boat from the outside. you should sa… https://t.co/XGNli9yVQ3 @LHCBMatt nick charles and his wife are happy drunks, but they are both massive alcoholics. @LHCBMatt yeah, or marlowe's just too damn good at chess and stuff like that. he's not exactly buddy material.
12/20
2019
@LHCBMatt damn that's weird. i've never seen starsky and hutch. and yeah, philip marlowe's dad was probably dark s… https://t.co/2LLsVfekgB @LHCBMatt jim rockford was basically a shadier philip marlowe with a cutesier supporting cast. if philip marlowe kn… https://t.co/DI7P8SDJIE
12/19
2019
@stateofamorica i'm hoping for george d or pete a.
12/18
2019
this is exactly how you'd expect van morrison to be. worth watching just to hear him say "it do what it do." https://t.co/918PDkl8Es
12/17
2019
@GoCoffeeEnergy @Black_Ted_Mosby holy shit, if you think the average person in the south in the 1860s was likely no… https://t.co/mNOnhIgyB7 @sasimons marvel trying to kill comedy with sex appeal.
12/16
2019
"hey what's happening on twit-" nevermind https://t.co/Xxre6RZrMf
12/15
2019
@ShonnaTucker write songs! that's what i'm doing.
12/14
2019
@Sethrogen I saw this the other day (in the pac nw!) and thought of that movie... https://t.co/BJ34HahPCh
12/13
2019
I'm sometimes called ”political". But I've never supported any political party, politician or ideology. I communica… https://t.co/o40A6FqamG
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12/12
2019
Me: we should tax the ultra wealthy and billionaires shouldn't exist Guy I went to school with who makes 35k a yea… https://t.co/4Y91KLPBai
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @JHead1984 @Brandon_Bird aw.😕 https://t.co/HpKJM3yGNi @Brandon_Bird @JHead1984 he's wound up. i'm winding him up, too. i'm sorry. i'll go find something else to do with… https://t.co/vknH5TfMsA @JHead1984 @Brandon_Bird pedantic is as pedantic does, forrest. @JHead1984 @Brandon_Bird i think that might be your problem, but i didn't like that movie very much, and i freaking love women. @JHead1984 @edgewalker81 @Brandon_Bird i'm stoned and haven't seen the last jedi since it first came out on netflix… https://t.co/UnjVxDpnGc @JHead1984 @edgewalker81 @Brandon_Bird in other words, they've been flying by the seat of their pants since day one… https://t.co/FkPZriffgG @JHead1984 @edgewalker81 @Brandon_Bird but it was a big deal, right? if these movies have any consistency or lack t… https://t.co/NNTWNsQpZw @JHead1984 @edgewalker81 @Brandon_Bird https://t.co/GoWiPGx2sD @JHead1984 @edgewalker81 @Brandon_Bird plot consistency? in star wars? it's ludicrous. these are toy commercials, s… https://t.co/cBqJG0FsrF @JHead1984 @edgewalker81 @Brandon_Bird why couldn't vader sense leia? @JHead1984 @edgewalker81 @Brandon_Bird they could make rocks float with their minds. @JHead1984 @Brandon_Bird for sure, but the way you guys get wound up about these movies is definitely a little elev… https://t.co/xgzKVsCcsQ @SGSFOX page/crowes: not real! i bet yall didn't even practice hot dog. @SGSFOX the answer is hot dog. @jimbro83 @SGSFOX it is! it's maybe my fave zep song. @GUY93214842 @Fastbak77 @tfeatherston12 @davidlsims hey man, if you know what a goku is, who could refuse? you're w… https://t.co/F8hyAgRezj @jonathanchait yeah man. doing anything good for insurance companies and then trying to be the president of a count… https://t.co/IVaWeHdput @Fastbak77 @GUY93214842 @tfeatherston12 @davidlsims star wars has been selling toys to children full stop since tha… https://t.co/8h1eHdXVqq @GUY93214842 @Fastbak77 @tfeatherston12 @davidlsims you sound cute! want to go out? @JHead1984 @Brandon_Bird that whole premise is dumb. and repetitive. and suicide missions are always a part of it.… https://t.co/qTbEZJhyct @Brandon_Bird it's pretty cool how they got you from luke playing with toys at the beginning to yoda's lessons in "… https://t.co/EeOlQw4Lqp @KyngTearz @LHCBMatt mayor pete is one of those "be careful what you ask for" situations. all those years of asking… https://t.co/RRb3HlI5vO @LHCBMatt these choices are getting worse. at least joe biden is 90% gibberish. you don't have to think about what he'll actually do.
12/11
2019
@lionel_trolling my grandfather was a failed cotton farmer and wpa worker. strong family ties, though. not as "prof… https://t.co/wuH0fLjpSe @lionel_trolling i honestly had not thought of "anti-boomer" politics as a by-product of greatest generation worshi… https://t.co/aYOOsakzzQ @Who_ArYa @buttsmcgoo That and music. @Brandon_Bird You mean pedophile Elon Musk, right?
12/10
2019
I'm Zelzah. I'm first gen Mexican-American. I'm a Socialist & I make deliveries as a truck driver for a tortilla… https://t.co/pXZ319FjbP
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12/9
2019
@PeabodyNobis @nnall Prior events too.oh ok. hey everyone elon musk is a pedophile https://t.co/aXU1xYtIqg
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12/8
2019
@yashar They call you “dear” in Oregon. Even the budtenders.
12/7
2019
@DaveSimons @KevinMKruse then that proxy is literally the only thing we can use as a shiv. @DaveSimons @KevinMKruse well, if the choice is having a federal government or becoming vassals of the billionaire… https://t.co/1YCE3ajYA5 @mind_virus @Ashley_Alien @KrisTuhh @1caribbean_king @UPS i'm assuming the status quo (where they kill innocent peo… https://t.co/tlknW5rJjW
12/6
2019

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