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I can tell you Antifa is not an actual organization because if it was, they would’ve asked me for money by now.
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson
9/26
2020
@MikFin @GonzoVice to do what? read my horoscope? doesn't seem like you've gleaned enough from my word choice to fu… https://t.co/T1N2yExqt9 @MikFin @GonzoVice who's talking balls? i'm talking experience and qualifications. finish the fucking race, then la… https://t.co/Ed7kznLGqb
9/25
2020
@MikFin @GonzoVice Honestly, I’m going to need you to complete your own life with no hiccups before I consider your… https://t.co/mvNmpOmxfY @GonzoVice @LHCBMatt Same.Democrats are normal politicians A few great, some good, some average, a few terrible Republicans are fucking min… https://t.co/TQNzLLLBtu
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @thesquoosh @eriqgardner @gabrielmalor I mean, she’s not wrong. He’s like the patron saint of assholes. A purely American saint. @kimmiintx @johnrobertsFox @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden dense. impressively dense.hearing from people actually in louisville that there’s really only one fund that’s been bailing out protestors and… https://t.co/MxnsEy2AmB
Retweeted by Marcus ThompsonUpon arrival in Iceland, you take a COVID test, quarantine for 5 days then take another test. There is an app to do… https://t.co/ohL0X82gIp
Retweeted by Marcus ThompsonMore than this, you must be UNEQUIVOCAL. "I am unwilling to speak to you. I want an attorney." Say NOTHING ELSE (as… https://t.co/uUavYc9xPO
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9/24
2020
@edsbs @KevinMKruse Alvin and the Chipmunks, right?The largest police departments in the country have paid $1B+ in settlements over the past decade for beatings, shoo… https://t.co/aL2PW1k1Ju
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @drvox It’s times like these when mankind invents things like “hell” and “damnation” to make things make sense. @KevinMKruse Some of us have been laying under this ever growing pile of bodies for months now, and mr fancy pants… https://t.co/uQkdhLudFrNorth Dakota has nearly as many confirmed COVID-19 cases per capita as New York. What was that people were saying about urban areas?
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @mlamdin @drvox This here. These guys will grift until they’re literally on their death bed. Some people only remem… https://t.co/pVGOYnwSgLDemocrats need to learn from the “look what you made me do” Republicans and fix what’s broken without apology.
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9/23
2020
@grparker22 @Lollardfish not outside of science fiction. science has a more gradual hell in store. "uninhabitable?"… https://t.co/gclF4X9yzYLook. Enough is enough @Spotify Joe Rogan is in the transphobia business. Just guest after guest talking about wha… https://t.co/KldRR1821d
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @KnowN0thing1 @DrewliganLul Smiling bastard at the front.
9/22
2020
@btme87 @DogfishBradford @koko_the_tbone @DKThomp except they didn't deserve it. why don't you stalk a biscuit inst… https://t.co/0fAff6YeDa @DogfishBradford @btme87 @koko_the_tbone @DKThomp you don't miss much that way. he's got an airtight argument that… https://t.co/D0PyQDd7lI @btme87 @koko_the_tbone @DogfishBradford @DKThomp Ok, guy defending the honor of the south. @koko_the_tbone @btme87 @DogfishBradford @DKThomp You can never tell a southerner that they’re being oppressed beca… https://t.co/EV4BscGjOF @btme87 @koko_the_tbone @DogfishBradford @DKThomp Eh, the only thing that opinion ever got me was a preaching-to fr… https://t.co/bQ6y1OKrdw @btme87 @DogfishBradford @DKThomp that's as maybe, but it's crazy how often "southern states bad" accurately descri… https://t.co/d4S4je2vyX @Rschooley there's something about a society placing money above any other consideration. it just did not work, did it? @NYinLA2121 @HardballChris i wish they were stoners. it's coke and pills for that bunch. @FerFks @jbouie been there. fwiw, it's way too early in my time zone for processing jokes. @FerFks @jbouie when do you think writing was invented?My name is Mike Espy, and I am running for U.S. Senate in Mississippi. My opponent, Senator @CindyHydeSmith: ❌ Sa… https://t.co/EHf0vNvgZ3
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @kylegriffin1 Friend of mine who knows politics better than I do says Espy could flip the seat if he had enough mon… https://t.co/rcLTNFghq6
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @mattyglesias Yikes. @ncc8288 @dccommonsense Ugh, definitely a good faith argument from the shiny new letter number string twitter acct here, y’all.
9/21
2020
If you live in California please Vote NO on Prop 20 which makes shoplifting a felony by lowering the threshold from… https://t.co/3MYZ8J2tEv
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @ReubenR80027912 @joeydee93 @NateSilver538 @boriquagato how about that hurricane that he used for a photo op then i… https://t.co/WSH43Rwgk1 @ReubenR80027912 @joeydee93 @NateSilver538 @boriquagato has there been a vote since trump tried to trade them for greenland? @Rschooley We need to stop the idea that this is "weeks before the election." The election is ACTUALLY HAPPENING. V… https://t.co/hYtrB8tfv0
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @Rschooley definition of the american convervative movement.McGrath is terrible and has no chance. Replacing McConnel does nothing (and maybe makes things worse) if the Senate… https://t.co/mjHizGj65w
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @MSmedic601 @shadwhite hey, shad - this guy's offering to shine your shoes with his tongue.This cynical aid to Puerto Rico should infuriate you. 3,000 Puerto Ricans died in Hurricane Maria. They're US citiz… https://t.co/BGmR1KyBi6
Retweeted by Marcus Thompsonlol everything matters
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9/19
2020
@warren__terra @DeathCar72 i am, as an uncle of mine would probably say, maybe a little TOO goddam smart. @DeathCar72 @melico24 identity is apparently fragile. @warren__terra @DeathCar72 They kept us separate a lot of the time, but there were usually so few of us we’d combin… https://t.co/TpZrwwx75n @warren__terra @DeathCar72 I was in gifted class in Mississippi and it was literally the only effort anyone in publ… https://t.co/FT1KLuaNGU @THEHermanCain yall still dead? @dbergg @sheckiezx @pattymo Same. @LHCBMatt it's just a slogan that doesn't mean any thing. it should always just be answered and neutralized by some… https://t.co/rOyHII74ie @sheckiezx @pattymo that's basically his whole personality as well. he's been a bitter old man at least since he was 20.we need to come up with a term for when someone whines about imaginary virtue signaling in lieu of having any actua… https://t.co/IOYGX4Yyti @telegramsam1000 @DeathCar72 "my genre is passé, and it's never going to be the biggest earner. same goes for my mustache." @DevonFrohne @andrewhuang "always?" are you trolling or immortal? @LHCBMatt @DeathCar72 when are folks going to get tired of trying to sound smart by being wrong about music? @DeathCar72 yes, "always," just like when motown, stax, the beatles and burt bacharach were striving for the lowest… https://t.co/zhTqREKPoP
9/18
2020
@southside_tk @marcbernardin it's pretty great, thinking back on it. no spoilers, but it plays a lot like a superhe… https://t.co/zZSDP3OAlT @southside_tk @marcbernardin She’s great in Perry Mason, too. @trevormail @RennisGotBars @AnghusH @IChotiner @mehdirhasan one - remember that there's nothing for them to lean on… https://t.co/f0fsx6ypfh @RennisGotBars @trevormail @AnghusH @IChotiner @mehdirhasan You’re definitely right; I guess I worded it wrong. I d… https://t.co/mMwrgjRXRL @trevormail @AnghusH @IChotiner @mehdirhasan yeah, he gave them a "non-racist" excuse to say a racist thing. @AnghusH @trevormail @IChotiner @mehdirhasan i didn't say he's running for office. he had one criticism of republic… https://t.co/ufxTTUBGQ3 @rubedoe @AnghusH @IChotiner @mehdirhasan fantasy. @trevormail @AnghusH @IChotiner @mehdirhasan that's way older than him; i've heard that my whole life, but i grew u… https://t.co/KWF18i86rQ @AnghusH @IChotiner @mehdirhasan i mean, he might just be a republican. @RothAnim @verysimple @jed_white @DeathCar72 @Mal_A_Clypse twitter doesn't do debate. twitter IS a dogpile. it's du… https://t.co/O1rGW3mJzf @AlpineGd72 @DeathCar72 @IChotiner i think i'm a noah hawley fan; legion was pretty great too. @ZaidJilani @zackbeauchamp @dhnexon "normies" know it too; trump's been famous for being an asshole for 30 somethin… https://t.co/wbgIDrXQ3D @jbouie i assume by "left-wing media," this guy means "trump's twitter output." imagine needing msnbc to explain to… https://t.co/95Z2T27jvp @ZaidJilani @zackbeauchamp @dhnexon here's why that's wrong: you can tell all that shit just following trump on twi… https://t.co/r4hzzsjyjJ @AlpineGd72 @DeathCar72 @IChotiner me too, but he's been terrible for a while. he was kind of terrible back in the… https://t.co/JUGigxCOeX @DeathCar72 @IChotiner he needs the heat, too; his wife caught him stepping out a while back, and he is in need of… https://t.co/7Ltf2THQh7 @DeathCar72 @IChotiner he's been trying for awhile. it's a good career move for male comics past their prime. @ICONTROLGRAVITY @LHCBMatt yeah, especially as far as pop culture goes; it's a good tagline. those songs are the re… https://t.co/EtPqskwxjm @LHCBMatt of course he was a complete prick; he was a redneck in his 20s. he never even grew up. @LHCBMatt i like the story that he'd write a song like "hey good lookin," and then everytime he'd meet up with anot… https://t.co/7Z5ZdWI6Oz @ICONTROLGRAVITY @LHCBMatt there wasn't an equivalent to hank williams before hank williams, and there hasn't been… https://t.co/QxeKj2KhMU @ICONTROLGRAVITY @LHCBMatt he wrote all those songs. they are THE songs. there's nothing like them still. lots and… https://t.co/Grmsyv7ihC @LHCBMatt Lawrence was great for that. Not just the bookstores, but a really great public library downtown. There a… https://t.co/Fa4bFIHOtI @LHCBMatt Yeah, Lawrence had 2 or 3 old school bookstores sort of like Jackson st in Athens. Very Americana downtow… https://t.co/BSkE5smkQDWhat a disgrace https://t.co/B5P0p1x0eB
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9/17
2020
Basically every facet of Facebook suggests it has no idea how people work in reality, and should be dismantled for… https://t.co/zG7PzVeo75
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @IceEmpress2 oh this'll show em. @Alexihkal @sklar37 @titonka i think you mean "colonel sanders." @Alexihkal @sklar37 @titonka a podcast, however generously you treat it, is the opposite of "an open forum." besid… https://t.co/I0OgpJy0kTThe reason people are angry at police brutality or neo-Nazi marches or Confederate statues isn't postcolonial studi… https://t.co/yw9Uk7Jd5i
Retweeted by Marcus ThompsonRe: that Oregon senator whose house burned. Hurricane Katrina destroyed Trent Lotts in Mississippi and the Republic… https://t.co/R6fHck16fb
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @KevinVance11 @ThatKevinSmith he's got a bad ticker. it'll probably sound smarter on parler. @IsraelMartin87 @KevinVance11 @ThatKevinSmith this. but i'm making a masturbation joke. wear a fucking mask *over… https://t.co/gUxwHEq2ki @Lollardfish @BurnsieMN folks out here in this part of oregon call them "flickers." @Lollardfish he's looking for racist bugs. @ThatKevinSmith kinda like wearing a condom while you're rubbing one out in your bed while surrounded by 50 to 100… https://t.co/qbwjWdrCLyWhen suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin' Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya At seven p.m., a main hatc… https://t.co/bZkjBYCD66
9/16
2020
Done. Now do President Trump. https://t.co/dphjGfMY6R
Retweeted by Marcus ThompsonI just filed a sad story about a hemp farm that burned to the ground in Jamul last weekend. BUT its owner sent me a… https://t.co/XMylJsDcMI
Retweeted by Marcus Thompson @SterlingHR_ @UselessBxWeeb @Capyrus @neetcentral @kanyewest this is next step after the skunking: "i'm chill, you'… https://t.co/dYm7zTbfIU @SterlingHR_ @UselessBxWeeb @Capyrus @neetcentral @kanyewest i like how on twitter, when a dummy completely loses a… https://t.co/YMdDTMpqiz @UselessBxWeeb @SterlingHR_ @Capyrus @neetcentral @kanyewest it's a trick. you might "own" land, but you'll still o… https://t.co/DdxgRxHbAM @SterlingHR_ @UselessBxWeeb @Capyrus @neetcentral @kanyewest good takeaway. i thought we were talking investment? w… https://t.co/KZ3ucd0yim
9/15
2020

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