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Anthony Denny @mardle Mostly Norfolk; the UK one.

Publisher, occasional writer, eater, breather

130 Following   144 Followers   624 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/27/11


@Mark4WyreForest So there’s the pool. Where’s the sauna?
2/16
2020
This is the greatest piece of writing I have ever marked as a teacher. I have been holding on to this for over 20 y… https://t.co/4kkO8zKQDv
Retweeted by Anthony Denny @primarypercival This the sort of essay that makes me wish I’d gone into teaching.
2/7
2020
Political journalists boycott No 10 briefing after reporter ban | Boris Johnson | The Guardian https://t.co/NWIXF097JM
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2/4
2020
@JamesShepherd3 If that’s the Mogg, then he’s both sleep-deprived and hungover.
1/15
2020
@JamesShepherd3 And Corky Taylor, of course.
1/5
2020
Oh hey! If you're following me for whiskey and/or cigars, be sure to follow my magazine, too! @whiskeymag 🥰
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1/3
2020
@JamesShepherd3 Hang on. I’ll dig some out from down the back of the sofa.
1/1
2019
Without a doubt my favourite Christmas card of 2019. Black felt tip pen and a red paint splodge on brown cardboard.… https://t.co/jmfm4MifYT
12/18
2019
@LouGirl502 No pressure…
12/16
2019
In an effort to cheer people up: here is John Noakes with his coat hangers, covered in tinsle, hanging off a plank. https://t.co/B2siVY0q5Q
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12/13
2019
America: only guns can keep us safe! UK: hold my beer https://t.co/52fYZJ2aRP
12/2
2019
@dunlopalex @sainsburys The North Atlantic convoys aren’t getting through.…
11/29
2019
@LouGirl502 @KyDistillers You guys are just not working hard enough. Line up another three mint juleps each.
10/31
2019
@qikipedia The sort of thing you get given back by the dry cleaner because you left it in your jacket. Deeply embarrassing.
10/21
2019
@dunlopalex Not helpful. Chimney still blocked.
10/18
2019
@LouGirl502 🤢 @LouGirl502 What if he has prunes for lunch?
10/16
2019
For the second year running, the chimney sweep arrived this morning, got 15 mins into the job and disappeared to ta… https://t.co/ORSr35j3zi
10/15
2019
@LouGirl502 Meh
10/14
2019
@dunlopalex @BBCLookEast Liking the Fisher Price keyboard. And episode 4 of series 3 of Game of Thrones on the pretend editing app…
10/11
2019
@LouGirl502 Like modesty. It’s nothing to boast about. @LouGirl502 Half for nefariousnessnessness. Half for absolving yourself of the guilt over nefariousnessnessness. That’s my rule anyway. @LouGirl502 I have so many people I want to give money to. Do the lottery gods not get that? @LouGirl502 My disappointments stem from the frisson of excitement that comes from the email say “we have news on y… https://t.co/biEUdNRwho
10/9
2019
We’ve been asked not to help in the winery any more https://t.co/7bkTT8ErlE
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10/2
2019
@davetrott @worldofthepoint Only on the worst of cases should you show the clients’ faces.
9/28
2019
@JamesShepherd3 Up there with Sharknado 3Well done to our Y8 and Y10 netball players who took on Taverham High yesterday and played brilliantly, with Matild… https://t.co/NKFoiyZw1i
Retweeted by Anthony Denny @JaneAusten_Coll Yesssssss!
9/27
2019
"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remem… https://t.co/tvLIp5kHUZ
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9/8
2019
@Botanygeek I’ve known many unskilled managers, but very few unskilled workers.
8/28
2019
@LouGirl502 Only ever had one troll. A British education system troll. Terrifying and merciless.
8/26
2019
@LouGirl502 Is that you trolling me? Or has my British sarcasm radar broken? @LouGirl502 So proud for you, Maggie. Text me if you need another troll. I’ll step up with some old world spelled invective if you like.
8/25
2019
@JaneAusten_Coll Outstanding results. Nationally outstanding. A huge, huge credit to the vision, passion and dedica… https://t.co/uN0JPaz1BrCould not be prouder of our Year 11s right now. 75% achieved grade 4+ in English and Maths. 91% got 4+ in English.… https://t.co/ggugf6hA5Y
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8/24
2019
@qikipedia Then again, a badger with TB could, with a well-aimed cough, floor the baboon at ten paces. No fight needed. @qikipedia On second thoughts, does either animal have the appropriate visa to visit the country where the fight wo… https://t.co/wHuAMAXvRW @qikipedia In a badger sett, the badger. In a tree, the baboon. I’m 54 and I’m totally sure of that.
8/8
2019
@ginmagazineuk uh-oh. Better cut out the tonic to save the planet. https://t.co/QA2ezn8h4o
7/10
2019
@bgtstephens India is not far off exceeding china’s population too.
7/9
2019
There’s a hill in Crete with a bull on it. It’s not a major tor, though.
7/2
2019
Currently sat in A&E here in Guernsey and thought I’d take a picture of the charges. Quite sobering and genuinely I… https://t.co/LYzZI9wkKU
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6/19
2019
@sophiephies That is the best preamble to a business plan I’ve ever read.
6/17
2019
@bgtstephens Yes but they all said that about Trump and look what happened there.
6/13
2019
I know we are all busy but give yourself a moment to watch this... This is Harry Billinge who was on #BBCBreakfasthttps://t.co/MVvlRRbypD
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6/6
2019
@TWGaze do you want your sign back? The wind must have got it. It’s with me at https://t.co/I9VjqLfJII… This 3 wor… https://t.co/2RzvL5Brfl
5/4
2019
Climate change activist Greta Thunberg: 'Listen to climate scientists' https://t.co/PxMKjL6NFq
4/23
2019
@dunlopalex Who are all those nobodies you’re posing with? Were they autograph hunters?
3/10
2019
@PeterBloomfie13 My godson went as David Walliams’ The Boy in a Dress. I don’t see why that wouldn’t work for you.… https://t.co/i0xxBI92sg
3/3
2019
@Maths_JAColl A tweet like this needs a ❤️
2/14
2019
@BarristerSecret @yokoono Yes, but healing and shininess are both palpably commercial aspirations. Particularly if… https://t.co/QViHIm4mD6 @BarristerSecret @yokoono is, of course, right. But a decent barrister will still charge out at £1500 an hour to ma… https://t.co/mcKZrX8f8Y
2/3
2019
@pullandbear Just sent @pullandbear I sent the DM 8 hours ago. No response. Still unimpressed. Please answer. @pullandbear you are failing your customers. We have been waiting for a request for return email for over a week no… https://t.co/BDd3ITtCrD
1/26
2019
@Mr_S_Primary @dmthomas90 with ref to our chat last night.
1/23
2019
@thelizcarr @BBCOne @EmiliaFox @heatherpeace @tracksgoggins @Keestah @thevjoiners Yay. We’ve loved Violent Sickness… https://t.co/jc7gc3q4v1
1/9
2018
The most isolated point in the world is Point Nemo in the South Pacific. It is so remote that the nearest humans ar… https://t.co/98Jk3ytph0
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12/7
2018
@qikipedia Bish bash bosh. Loads of dosh.
10/5
2018
@qikipedia @Fishguy_FHL That just about nails it @Terencementor @Fishguy_FHL @BasilScordilis @qikipedia Yes but you get a lab report on them.
10/1
2018
Honest answers: — “Been up to much?” “I wake up, things go badly and then I lie down again” — “Did you have fun… https://t.co/NT7lImqJsx
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8/31
2018
@votevets @bgtstephens Yes but that’s because he knows that with such teeny weeny hands, the boys and girls of whom… https://t.co/VzL6BaruuJ
7/27
2018
@VodafoneUK 191 from my mobile. Then 03333040191 from my landline @VodafoneUK Ps. Just tried it again. Still not working. Perhaps it’s something to do with me inexplicably having a… https://t.co/cXvBWEL3rE @VodafoneUK Too late. I went through your complaints line and got it sorted. They know there’s a problem. Why don’t you? @VodafoneUK hi Vodafone. Why can’t I get in touch with you on the phone? You’ve had an emergency for two days now.… https://t.co/cpYhxLu5ZO
7/5
2018
.@speakrs4schools will this week provide its 5000th free talk in a state secondary school by one of our amazing ins… https://t.co/joNAQT4ARp
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7/3
2018
@bgtstephens I agree. Rather chilling.
6/15
2018
@SpotifyCares Hi there. My daughter has just signed up for the offer for three months costing £9.99. However she wa… https://t.co/apLHSru7aL
5/30
2018
We at @speakrs4schools offer businesses with proper sense of social responsibility brilliant and enthusiastic young… https://t.co/0fMaY8SwiM
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5/2
2018
@Peston @RuthDavidsonMSP @SadiqKhan The most telling thing about this fact is that it reflects how diminished Brita… https://t.co/H4QbHaX7rF
4/20
2018
Thought I’d unearth this 2016 quote, as it seems tiresomely fitting today. https://t.co/qUWcrgKgBB
3/14
2018
Returned, caked in mud and shaking like a leaf. Ta for the retweets @ExpressoNorwich and @No8ThorpeRoad @hardinghamfete #Hardingham lost border terrier. Please get in touch. She’s called Bean. Ran off at 9am. Now midday… https://t.co/JrQP12FhTo#Hardingham lost border terrier. Please get in touch. She’s called Bean. Ran off at 9am. Now midday. Am now v frightened because of weather.
2/28
2018
As it’s St Valentine’s Day, I’ve been advised that marriage is like a pack of cards. First all you need is hearts a… https://t.co/EkToqRjzKF
2/14
2018
We held a pun contest last year. Only 10 entries. Which was the winner? They were all so bad that no pun in 10 did. #UKPunDayBumped into a couple of Mexican fireman yesterday. José and his brother Josbee #UKPunDayJust met a lovely Spanish girl. Only had a single tooth in her mouth though. Called herself Juanita #UKPunDay
2/13
2018
@Maths_JAColl And of disappearing off on a tangent too often. @Maths_JAColl Very kind, but I’ve always been accused of being obtuse.I suppose a catalogue of sweetened bread products should really be called a briochure. @Maths_JAColl Are we using Roman numerals here? I can see the L, the 0 and the V, but E is a physics enumerator isn… https://t.co/z9FpT7JppF
2/8
2018
@KayBurley @lpottsUEA Nine Elms. Right round the corner from the MI5 building. Not sure if that makes it safer or more dangerous.Not sure if the planning c’tee of NCC have stepped foot inside the amazing @CharlesDarwinFS but the hoohah reported… https://t.co/HZLbN2KEWt
1/12
2018
Seven charts that explain the plastic pollution problem. Fascinatingly appalling . See the bottle chart: of 480 bil… https://t.co/P6ufey26b4
1/11
2018
@Rachel_deSouza @JaneAusten_Coll @dmthomas90 @Claire_Heald The feeling is mutual! Looking forward to meeting… https://t.co/1vLeqxEnj0
1/10
2017
@JohnInnesCentre streptomyces never had its own kids TV programme. Time to change all that. https://t.co/zrITxzie6d
12/19
2017
@JohnInnesCentre https://t.co/BPCqW0o6Vq
12/16
2017
@slhulk @Maths_JAColl LUCKY GUESS?? That took me hours of pencil chewing. @slhulk @Maths_JAColl And don’t you go waving scary algebra stuff in front of me. I’ve got a very sharp calculus he… https://t.co/nRZ4ejGF2A @slhulk @Maths_JAColl So about 3.51:1, then. @slhulk @Maths_JAColl I can’t see lower whole numbers that multiply up to be twice that of the other and still be n… https://t.co/XP7Edj71O1Shout out to the earlier humans who died figuring out what plants we can and can’t eat. @JohnInnesCentre @JAC_Sci @Maths_JAColl 10 lords averaging 72 years old. 18 ladies averaging 20 years old. Thus 720 to 360, with an average a… https://t.co/6oosvSq36S
12/14
2017
@JAC_Library Or The President’s Hat by Antoine Laurain.
12/13
2017

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