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Maria Haskins @MariaHaskins Delta, BC, Canada

SFF writer. She/her. 🇸🇪🇨🇦 ✍ @strangehorizons Black Static @firesidefiction @BCSmagazine @castofwonders & more. https://t.co/UuCVs0BUlk!

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Joined Twitter 8/29/11


"I told you guys to come look at my garbage but you didn't listen." A real mood, random Among Us crewmate.https://t.co/aE2VUDIPk4Should have won an Oscar for this part, Mr. Bridges.One little known fact about me is that I share a birthday with Jeff Bridges. Another little known fact about me i… https://t.co/g9U4rgDkDm2020, back the hell off. https://t.co/CmlJmUTnalI do love this thread. Also, 2019 feels like 10 years ago. https://t.co/lY2h9AQJ7Ihttps://t.co/ErhSZIrCFo https://t.co/KhiJtmGuDD @gwenckatz It was so misty and pretty.Great segment on the local news about @GreyhavenBirds and the wonderful work they do. Please support them, if you c… https://t.co/GnxLjr0JcaOn the trail this morning. https://t.co/pGA9FIlHjfOk, based on what I’m seeing on the TL, a periodic reminder: There’s going to be a definite uptick in rapid-fire s… https://t.co/Eqr0I9i7Hs
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsHans Hoffmann, once again demonstrating that the Northern Renaissance was absolutely alight. https://t.co/Oqd8YsUFh1
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10/20
2020
@weredawgz Adorable! (Both of you. 💗)Forgotten Haunts Be careful how far you wander into the woods lest you forget your way home again I painted this… https://t.co/I1hy0MAc1I
Retweeted by Maria Haskins @kaleidotrope @ShimmerStories I felt as though the team at Shimmer saw many things to love in my strange dog story,… https://t.co/eL3jhXV8oY @kaleidotrope (A much earlier incarnation of this story went to @ShimmerStories and was rejected, but the rejection… https://t.co/lR4OuGyHHlIn case you need a story about a Very Good Dog who goes on a Very Strange Journey... well, I have just the thing fo… https://t.co/xHE02aPolBAutumn Dreamworld. Taken with an old iphone. https://t.co/DsUGK8aeCh
Retweeted by Maria Haskins @Wiswell I just want to know how to solve that male/female long division.https://t.co/sKxxJBYWqb
Retweeted by Maria Haskins @ECthetwit https://t.co/GDM37At3Zn @ECthetwit https://t.co/IHnyt23qyK @ECthetwit This looks like a sad version of a Swedish sandwich cake. The colouring is... unfortunate.Me: Please contact me with any questions, always happy to discuss. My students: https://t.co/SOxQbiULpT
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsMany other panels - let’s scratch the surface #FIYAHCON2020 panels - YOLO https://t.co/PE0GQvyEIe https://t.co/wMBcMowujv
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsI just literally cannot believe parents are still being asked to shoulder this enormous fucking burden and people h… https://t.co/8DaVpE2wlS
Retweeted by Maria Haskins @AlteredInstinct 😅 @AlteredInstinct 👀#wip https://t.co/y1AgOsDYxTPrinters: Are you sure...? Customer: Why? What’s wrong? Printers: Oh, nothing. Nothing. Have it for you by Wednes… https://t.co/uUS3xkeSnA
Retweeted by Maria Haskins @somesillywowzer 💗💗💗💗 so scary. Glad it was benign but needles through boobs sounds like 0 fun. *hugs*Emmanuelle Charpentier and Jennifer Doudna won the Nobel Prize in chemistry for their genome editing technique. It'… https://t.co/dDPDl1FkEx
Retweeted by Maria Haskins @mbennardo My people!The splendid folks at the Working Title blogspot were kind enough to have me over for a chat and a preview of my st… https://t.co/LG6DIPXVlL
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsThe con is over, but #BreatheFIYAH is here! This collaboration between @tordotcom and us was born out of a true lov… https://t.co/wFEU5dPHyj
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsMARKETING https://t.co/r7Stth2apm
Retweeted by Maria Haskinsplants rlly be like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die
Retweeted by Maria Haskins @alwayscoffee The Goodest. 💗fellas is it gay to dread the undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveller returns https://t.co/oyqcSpofCp
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsChris Pratt. https://t.co/MMCp7DoWcb
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsThread on the resources that went into this amazing con! https://t.co/EoVnCTO07B
Retweeted by Maria Haskins @adeniro OMG, this looks like it's right up my alley! MUST WATCH.“Yes, there are people who collect ghosts. I happen to be one of them.” "Ghost Collecting" -- a quite wonderful gh… https://t.co/VKqS8a0YOf @AngelaSlatter UUGGGHHH. Torturous.Here where dream, delirium and sorrow meet we are wearing our crowns of poppies so that we may remember, and so tha… https://t.co/hYke682cMT
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsA flash fiction magazine that focuses on weird and queer fiction. (weird as a genre is really fun, check it out!) https://t.co/FQRhc6xlWZ
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsDo NOT retweet things like this, especially not from anonymous accounts with a low follower count that were created… https://t.co/PHHi0OhK66
Retweeted by Maria Haskins“We need to control this virus not because of the risk that Granny may catch it and die, or your uncle may end up i… https://t.co/fF0QxCWoZx
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsYour regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the… https://t.co/k8DAdlDDyf
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10/19
2020
I just went looking for this tweet. I tweeted this the day before this person dropped into utter darkness. But they… https://t.co/6ng6NL7ljGVOTE THIS BIRB KILLER OUTTA OFFITCES https://t.co/r7cAweAxl6
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsSubscribe, buy merch, sponsor, donate... You've all given us plenty this year, though. We'll see about next year w… https://t.co/jCOTLHB774
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsI don't post a lot of pics of my kiddos, but this guy looked pretty darn good with his new haircut today. 💗 https://t.co/TButmuZsgtFree COVID-19 tests. Free COVID-19 treatment. Free COVID-19 vaccines. No exceptions.
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsIf only. https://t.co/3IpzVJa67nWe've learned that past Lackington's contributor Sofia Samatar has an online reading and Q&A this coming Thursday (… https://t.co/6EomY7Xnmk
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsMood. https://t.co/AMZI2tyKe4👀 https://t.co/rJGOSwyg6cIf you missed my talk with Stephen Graham Jones last night, you can still watch it here on the ⁦@FCBookFestival⁩ Fa… https://t.co/8LycB6uojd
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsMy new Genre Grapevine column is out and features an exclusive report on the issues @atthisarts is facing with… https://t.co/tIswL4up52
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsOh NO. https://t.co/OIFYT6Itbn @BunniesKitchen Always!At one point in Moby Dick, Ahab's hat blows off, and pages later it's described as still being on his head. So who'… https://t.co/b4ubSymX3M
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsA Danish homeopath has established a clinic that treats irritable genies.
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsWe’ll ask them to name something blue and maybe they’ll say: popsicle tongue broken finger black eye. Easy enough… https://t.co/hjg8HUJpMk
Retweeted by Maria Haskins @FoxesandRoses 💗💗💗Several true things I discovered about various kinds of suffering while being creative: a thread https://t.co/tjo67L7TEA
Retweeted by Maria Haskinsmy cartoon for yesterday's @guardianreview https://t.co/JRgfYiCAAd
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsMy mind is buzzing with thoughts and ideas after this panel. It was a treat to be in such excellent company. 💗💗💗 https://t.co/WZfjv5W03O @Wiswell @JenLRossman Omg. I just said the same thing @Wiswell . We are hat-imagination buddies! @Wiswell He must have had another, identical hat, underneath the first hat.Missing out on an award is never easy, but Peter says everything we here at the castle are thinking. I mean,… https://t.co/3RQTSa04dV
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsWorking on my novel, & trying something new: repeating the phrase, Don't worry. Keep writing. Do I really need t… https://t.co/RC7afkPq27
Retweeted by Maria Haskins @Megintransition @unamccormack @ElleOnWords @fiyahlitmag @MicheleTBerger @alexhwrites Thank you! And huge thanks to… https://t.co/UODdC24PR9This was so awesome! Thanks for having me. #FIYAHCON2020! https://t.co/5hJ9C5IPc4At the stroke of midnight giant sea serpents invade Cardiff.
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsCongratulations to all the finalists and winners of the inaugural #IgnyteAwards, including the @strangehorizons tea… https://t.co/pUVUFhsG49
Retweeted by Maria Haskinssome things never change https://t.co/YzCUshpgcP
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsImma be thinking about this for a long, long time. thank you @levarburton https://t.co/rspLkacFxd
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsGet yeeted, Pratt. https://t.co/HR8dLZcSOyDid a beaver alter this sign? https://t.co/YOpA2wdnHZSlavery was SO MUCH worse than people imagine. I wrote my dissertation on slavery and it is incredibly traumatizin… https://t.co/jcZxYD9sRx
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsI cannot believe how many skeletons there are in my body (1 skeletons)
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsAfter the Ignyte Award Ceremony, I can't stop thinking about the amazing power and light that is @levarburton. His… https://t.co/HXmgnHX3Fh @levarburton: "There's a throughline in my life that stretches from Kunta on one end of the spectrum & Geordi on th… https://t.co/MTpXoJrDOa
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsCongratulations to the winners and nominees of the inaugural #IgnyteAwards at #FIYAHCON2020 (And a very special sho… https://t.co/Nu6cBE0Tw0
Retweeted by Maria Haskinswhat if necromancy was a good idea after all
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsCongratulations to @TananariveDue!!! Tananarive's essay “Black Horror Rising” won a 2020 Ignyte Awards for Best in… https://t.co/62TJduzf6Z
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsTo the whole team at #FIYAHCON: amazing work putting this event together. https://t.co/b1B7XYVt4y
10/18
2020
So far, the media has less condemnation for this act of authoritarianism from the sitting president, than it does f… https://t.co/yJGiHAoVod
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsNEW: One-quarter of all fatal police shootings involve someone who is mentally ill. These shootings are 39 percent… https://t.co/pWTtRPIcEm
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsHonestly- the finalists and winners are a must-read list - so many congratulations to the winners and now go get th… https://t.co/p72Xv6b2FN
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsAAAAAA! Congrats to @strangehorizons for winning an Ignyte Award!!!!It seems an odd thing to get a community award for simply trying to reflect and promote the beautiful community of… https://t.co/M7KhnzJHMx
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsCongratulations to the @strangehorizons team for winning the Community Award!! #IgnyteAwards #FIYAHCON2020
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsLEVAR. ❤️😭 (Btw, his foreword / love letter to SFF for the New Suns anthology is award worthy all by itself.)It was (and is) an incredible honor to be nominated alongside the brilliant @PodCastle_org team: @C_L_Clark,… https://t.co/APWx6EYgBR
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsCongratulations to @levarburton for winning The Ember Award!!! #IgnyteAwards #FIYAHCON2020
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsOne of the best anthologies of SF by writers of color. So well deserved. 🥳 https://t.co/G22poOMUh9 https://t.co/Uds5ACC6Qa
Retweeted by Maria HaskinsCongratulations to @TananariveDue for winning Best in Creative Non-Fiction #IgnyteAwards #FIYAHCON2020
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10/17
2020

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