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Something my gf and I have discovered covering songs to play at cocktail hours for weddings between 30 somethings i… https://t.co/YGw0ULXzNOHonestly, I think being hung is a fate more deserving of guys who only wear one earing, shave their heads, and have… https://t.co/6mRDnqIkL4
4/22
2018
January 30, 1982. Prince begins his concert at the Capitol Theatre in Passaic, New Jersey, with two minutes of a ca… https://t.co/LTxVPqJynr
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4/21
2018
And in the painfully on brand hall of fame: https://t.co/XkVd6F1BGhPrimer for all you holiday legalization advocates celebrating today. https://t.co/SUSiW2A8PkChange we can all believe in. https://t.co/bLcUepgB5U
4/20
2018
R. Stevie Moore✨The Internet tells us today is National High-Five Day today✨Dubious as that may sound, it's nonethe… https://t.co/fQrn1jkf8x
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online Experienceevery girl i know who posts about “good vibes” and “being kind to the world” bullied me in high school
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceConvince me multiverse brain doesn't mean accepting the scientific reality that Sheena Easton's "Morning Train" is… https://t.co/vypFUHAIv7
4/19
2018
Tonight, Barnard SGA PASSED a resolution to divest from companies profiting from Israel's treatment of Palestinians… https://t.co/ppwENS1iCY
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceI definitely think Woody Chin can beat Neck Fat, no matter the polling. https://t.co/Utv2k5kp0bBut if it's a cop, not a candidate, and the kid's a minority, all bets are off. https://t.co/O5dvPbv99SEveryone who thought Fox News might do anything to Hannity: please hand over your wallets for inspection by me, the Wallet Inspector
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceAll human beings have a right to speak, assemble and protest, and nonviolent protest must be respected by all gover… https://t.co/vPambvQSo6
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceI am what, these days, some on the left dismissively call a "free speecher." That's why I'm both opposed to punish… https://t.co/gz28KcQ1NW
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceConservatives who constantly vote for politicians who openly denigrate entire races and religions: I AM SUPER OFFEN… https://t.co/pL5dGjGaxW
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online Experience @ztapesrecords vinyl’s for the bourgeoisie, cassettes are for the working class!
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceMcConnell, standing atop the smoldering ruins of the McDonald’s with matches and an empty canister of gasoline in h… https://t.co/izWRUGxK1t
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceNegotiating, if Congress were a McDonald’s: Flake: If I give you $2, can I plz have a McDouble someday? Cruz: I w… https://t.co/u4lOc5gUoj
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online Experience @nickpwing It's more genuine if he admits he has no clue. No one thinks he has ever heard a RTJ song. Didn't make K… https://t.co/kjKhmoxWw5 @nickpwing Why lie? No one expects a 70+ yo man to be up to speed on pop music.democrats: don't want to seem too partisan by saying "impeach" republicans: obama wasnt born here. pelosi is a dev… https://t.co/oNIHybDb3D
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceLeave this on my tombstone. https://t.co/olh6qmCDy7 @IanCat87 @kendricklamar Let me also be Obama and say that what I meant to highlight is that Kendrick is already ta… https://t.co/9mLbmxVpu1 @IanCat87 @kendricklamar Fair criticism. I would say in my defense, this is a widely used meme/tweet format and bot… https://t.co/O4RsZALizW @IanCat87 @kendricklamar I'm sure Kendrick wouldn't mind Bob smoking all the blunts he won't, for reasons of health or otherwise.I stand corrected. https://t.co/pjsENXIjZ9Well we’re 35, so yes, that’s how time works https://t.co/dUIz5xdJgs
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceCynthia Nixon's already the best governor we've had in decades. https://t.co/r9vsM5p9C5
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceWhat if everyday is a cheap ploy by the National Day Calendar to make more money?paging @natashabdnfieldIf only my college girlfriend's rommate (whose ringtone alarm of the chorus to "Unwritten" - aka the best song of t… https://t.co/LkIjuO9WqOShe also said Katrina evacuees were better off. So let's narrow our commentary down to 'unassailable wrongs dead pe… https://t.co/1EkZ7YaUoTWhy dream pop when you can BE pop?
4/18
2018
That is the question. https://t.co/hFGEcSEFHQWhy is this life. https://t.co/WskFpQlhREthe scene in garden state where he listens to the shins but i replaced the music with diarrhea noises https://t.co/VtOa5m8NWR
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceIt's been a buzz word for either 20 minutes or 30 years but I officially hate dream pop.Whatever, dad. Stick to watching South Park. https://t.co/YbqCjofMV4My former label, @4AD_Official, has decided to drop me from a 3 album deal for not being commercially successful en… https://t.co/JgmAik6HgF
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceGrim Pop > Dream Pop
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceIf Hannity gets sacked from the Trump admin for shady dealings, he can expect a job offer from @FoxNews who has pal… https://t.co/v8tnxSTLW0
4/17
2018
pause for a moment to reflect upon what one Sean Hannity might do with news that an MSNBC personality had hidden a… https://t.co/GSNIVdkmI4
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceOH MAN, I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS EXCITED FOR THE NEWS CYCLE IN YEARS. https://t.co/9gXHFYbpEv @SarahMowrey Not a podcast? Or a fantasy football league?Seeing inauguration footage always reminds me there are somehow tens of millions of dollars of inauguration money t… https://t.co/lUc8WEy3rA
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceI think we've hit a new schaudenfreude peak in this presidency, with what looks like many more to come... https://t.co/9NwdddTVj1Winner. https://t.co/SQyRaZJZRhBetween this and the Sean Hannity news, it's been a pretty decent day for #TheResistance: https://t.co/MA1034kD0tBob Dylan 2016: Neato! I got a Nobel prize for being good at lyrics and stuff. Kendrick 2018: Hold my blunt. https://t.co/X2Q9El0d1GAt least in dying, you won't have to deal with emo's seventh wave.
4/16
2018
Now, @nikkihaley, are you referring to the Government using chemical weapons against water protectors at Standing R… https://t.co/R9bVz85wsv
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceEver notice how people who pride themselves on their brutal honesty never say things like "You're an amazing person… https://t.co/m0gJwGZT1L
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online Experience @jason_m_heller You should Google their American Bandstand performance, great stuff.Albert Einstein once said, “If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.” I think… https://t.co/HmPAPaNCpo
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceI feel pretty strongly that if the most important conversations/topics in a society can't be had by the least educa… https://t.co/l2D6OEg7G9
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4/15
2018
All the more pertinent a year later. https://t.co/goJ2BLayMr
4/14
2018
The fact that a U.S. President can “send a message” to Putin through the act of killing a bunch of Arabs in Syria (… https://t.co/ilZB545fQY
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceInformative thread on chemical weapons use. https://t.co/bubKffgUXJOr how about you express some outrage over the fact no one since W has bothered to ask Congress for shit anymore? https://t.co/mAv3hGTqlkSweet fucking Jesus. And it's not even surprising. Just horror. Horror. https://t.co/f1nAXbOOcn2013 https://t.co/cTuqGsHW0G
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceI thought he said Ben Gibbard for a sec and honestly? at this point i am ready for it. https://t.co/hzeksSkc5m @newtgingrich Idk, newt. How would you feel getting shot in your backyard for being on your cell phone?Idk. How would you feel if you were choked to death in the street by cops by cops for giving your friends cigarette… https://t.co/Dr9iFBAYFbYup. Good luck with that. https://t.co/UXvfYOnDqBFrom the dunce's mouth to god's own damn ears. https://t.co/XkD2yxLWe3BREAKING (CNN): Trump is at this hour trying to convince the military to put U.S. soldiers in harm's way in a "sust… https://t.co/OP00RCnd5s
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceSOMEONE: In 2006, when I was 10 years old-- ME: Sorry, no. Everyone was in university in 2006. Bloc Party Silent Al… https://t.co/D1cb7TpeYj
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceJust to recap today's NFL news *Colin Kaepernick won't say if he'll kneel next season, so Seahawaks cancel his tryo… https://t.co/UqvzzCjH25
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceI don’t like @jonathanchait trying to bring facts and evidence to bear on the peeliever question. To me, this is… https://t.co/8peNsq8xJq
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online Experience @aliciacamden PS love that new bio. 💩💩💩💩She could win. https://t.co/4rMGBtGC6I[frontier psychiatrist sample voice] that boy tweets irony
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceAnd that this happened sometime around there. https://t.co/ed0WFtO6wYI also want to blast this out as a thing that happened this week and a reminder this rotten website can be pretty a… https://t.co/moDdRCOITwCus tramps like us, baby we were born in (what we were told was) a nation of laws..** Bum berrr derr bummm Bad da.… https://t.co/tPhuRzKOSEForgive me my distinctly branded audience of esteemed journos, loquacious friends from high school and college, and… https://t.co/r6ZVfRnr0M"If you're not making a mistake, it's a mistake." - Miles Davis #quote #composer #musician
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4/13
2018

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