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Songwriter/bandleader @mdsigniflooks. Web and Podcast producer/project mgmt extraordinaire!

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Can their punishment be taking their damn Twitter accounts away? https://t.co/ClH5d2ZfDb @MilenaRodban @dandrezner Too late, the administration is bringing the afterbirth of the USSR (untenably corrupt Ru… https://t.co/ztZWB0jby0
8/20
2018
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Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceMe: Opeth is dreadfully boring and only pretentious goobers like them. Metal Twitter: https://t.co/DjglTfTLLR
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online Experience[during sex] me: i want you to hurt me them: jodorowsky's dune will never get made
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceI'll outlive them all. https://t.co/aCmOoLe2HU
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8/19
2018
Mistakes are often good ideas that take a long time to pay off.
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceIn a bloody coup, poptimists have seized control of Guitar Centers nationwide and are executing any customer who do… https://t.co/gPDAbx1nQD
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceEminem: “Snap back to reality” Everybody: “Oh, there goes gravity” Midwesterners: “Ope, there goes gravity”
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceSlate: Omarosa deserves not one exhale of your precious breath. Also Slate: https://t.co/ByUWOphY0r @jcMenendez Painful breakups, social alienation, drinking. The National just adds hangovers and hindsight (and pianos).
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceLittle known fact: When Blink-182 turned 35 they spontaneously turned into The National, the Blink-182 of adulthood.
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceCan someone give Dick Cavett a show again so these guys can snicker SAT words at each other from different couches? https://t.co/wkwJzkRGL4 @gwtallent I see what you did there."I'm dumb she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one In a French-ass restaurant Hurry up with my damn croissants… https://t.co/laMY0KhcNK
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceReally bummed. I liked this show a lot. https://t.co/vcRWcLqHB9But also everyone, too. https://t.co/g7JkbSetPu @Steven_Hyden But she's no @RStevieMoore
8/18
2018
@Chri55yBaby This needs to hurry up because the universe is getting shittier by the minute. Pls and thx. @Jewelvocado That's literally all the fun of Catholicism. @jonathancristol Everyone knows that's code for not using this god forsaken website for like one whole day. So Than… https://t.co/Gbg0gBQpTDI have a weird feeling pitchfork is going to give some asshole a think piece on how Limp Bizkit or Creed wasn't irr… https://t.co/EhUHwkB2eRI'm not here to tell you low art can't be great but I feel like we need to stop scraping from the bottom of the ear… https://t.co/CqdE5zwsLASame with Crystal Skull and the existence of aliens but I imagine IJ's world is just that cooky and magical to begi… https://t.co/8a6vV6g8MHJust did this. This woman is a true American hero. https://t.co/GWDbXYCCJB @Amtrak Uh... not sure who you paid to tweet this deformed snake but hopefully you pay the engineers who make your trains more?Ugh. Wow. This is hard. https://t.co/v8kiSxDSsEI know I'm the only person who feels this way but it'd be nice if @netflix stopped making new shows I have no atten… https://t.co/7hV4fQ5SoYI thought this was the racist watch dog acct for a second and I was still going to go with it. https://t.co/Q0BkrNSwzPPaging the dipsticks @Heritage... https://t.co/2ZN3HWHTIW @Heritage This is so stupid on the surface, I can't believe you people make enough money to feed yourselves writing… https://t.co/HVIKLOIyat @Heritage Good god, how many times must you people self own?2015: “The President of the United States rushes across the stage like a stage hand to adjust the podium step for..… https://t.co/YgK8UiT1pN
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8/17
2018
@nickpwing I would point that the 'someone else' portion of the chart looks (appropriately?) like a hand giving the middle finger. @ElSangito This is a thing she's been widely scorned for since. @swin24 Also the book for very different but symbiotic reasons.She READ the words "communist Japan" which says something not just about her intelligence but the untelligence of t… https://t.co/kjj6PDG4NKImagine living your life thinking any of this could be true about someone with 3 wives and well-documented connecti… https://t.co/7IgqTXDPvG @Geniusbastard There are equal pitfalls in music we're atill grappling with. Lennon, Page, Bowie...What we forget is, Winston Churchill - widely admired among the world's academic authorities on the US civil war wh… https://t.co/UASzaZlZVv @yaffanyc @WorldPolicy I thought CNN doesn't approve of the OC? (Forgive me, haven't checked out their written cont… https://t.co/Cx9iYhJCodI'm really glad when I worked at @WorldPolicy, @yaffanyc was such a vocal champion of both AP Style and the Oxford… https://t.co/wzNJyLYuOT @tj_fitzpatrick In other words, I admit I deserved it. But you didn't. @tj_fitzpatrick The difference is, I was an asshole who was actually breaking the rules and embarassing the station… https://t.co/Gs8N6HILtwThose first two sentences. THAT is why conservative - and liberal - oligarchs claim the press has a leftward bias. https://t.co/q4gPrajePq'We didn't go to Dallas, 'cause Jackie Onassis said that it ain't safe for Catholics yet...' George had a lot mor… https://t.co/BpVEkTyffO @lfitzmaurice "For SURE and ..." would have landed better.Also when Mariah dies all you a-holes are going to call her the greatest ever over the whole New Year's 2017 fiasco… https://t.co/yhHGdp89IM... but the utmost happiness, peace, sobriety, and fulfillment in a much quieter life. Even for a weekemd where I a… https://t.co/KFyq1TbxkNBNM'd by Pitchfork - still hasn't gotten its due from the so-called blog intelligentsia. One day it will, I'll shar… https://t.co/LNpOKOYiZMSo while fans may be bewildered to learn he's taking a step back from that life, to me it makes perfect sense. I fe… https://t.co/gMZk4BypF8... for which I don't have much to show for it. Something I love about Max's music is its ethos that zig zagging is… https://t.co/MGnwyoj0A7... as he would have been to do so. In the ensuing years I'd become more aquainted with his craft, particularly (wh… https://t.co/7T9xwVM1MTWhen they discovered what I had done, the heads at the QU radio station quietly and appropriately shunned me from n… https://t.co/PtwAWfe2nuOn top of me having no sense of decorum whatsoever, Max could probably tell I didn't really know his music either.… https://t.co/NvB2RUjRwqI can't say I was any kind of superfan of Say Anything when this happened. Though I hated 70% of emo at the time an… https://t.co/eJRwWG9r9t... men's bathroom in the student center waiting for Max to finish his set. When he did, I shamelessly baraged him… https://t.co/YwpAAYYAkEI was assigned to cover the concert for a journalism class, and the day before, my professor went on a nice, loquac… https://t.co/XOy1YNn2fnSince today is an abundantly shitty day for music, I want to share a story about what a class act @maxbemis is in l… https://t.co/yOWQph9YpIY'all better treasure Diana Ross while she's still alive, gdi. @BarronsEduc @cspan @BarackObama Yeah I'm not claiming any offense or chastising you. Just thought it was worth not… https://t.co/jHvGy0wypVUgh the next worst thing about Aretha dying is Trump will tweet about it to steal back the news cycle. @cspan @BarronsEduc @BarackObama She famously hated this performance and I'm not sure she'd want to be remembered b… https://t.co/U0PjyHCTLrYes, yes we all do. https://t.co/IWm1hWBU7p @BelBivDeVeau Struggling with it, bc obvi it's a minefield. @BelBivDeVeau I'm trying to write music that reflects (I guess a la Modest Mouse, Good News-style) on how these att… https://t.co/YxB8FLCl5i @BelBivDeVeau I think a lot about that era, how guitar-based music shaped me with this bullshit atheletic attitude… https://t.co/7oKdbL4Eg6Also for the record, my sister was indoctrinating the softball team with AMAZING hip hop. Lauryn Hill, Wu Tang, Big… https://t.co/Y68nxCqZ62 @BelBivDeVeau And I mean, you don't have to read Lester Bangs essay collections to know that punk writ large has al… https://t.co/9nyVshCS5DFor the record, the person who made this mixtape was one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever encountered in my… https://t.co/npSV9dxN8GFun fact. My introduction to emo was a mixtape circling around my sister's softball team titled "I don't know about… https://t.co/TsYtkUR9un
8/16
2018
Holy shit, @jack. This is a legitimate call to arms. Alex Jones telling people to get their weapons and block the l… https://t.co/WIhtXeQ0oI
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceI'm actually team n-word tape matters. His diaapprovals are at 56% (QU poll). Everyone who says they don't matter i… https://t.co/89SVxBqfC4When this is all over, can we start holding George Takei etc. to higher standards of content aggregation?Millennials: Apologizing when they show up late for work due to a terrorist attack. https://t.co/vCiM0dnNixJesus, I JUST got over the vapid stupidity of clickbait that was the emo non-revival. Now I have to live with numet… https://t.co/egxeDJGz4BThis is not capitalism this is extortion. https://t.co/d18hXkCXJ9Israel's Long History of Cooperation With Ruthless, anti-Semitic Dictators https://t.co/Rr0dFqwZRt
Retweeted by Matt DeMello's Cosmic Online ExperienceHad I encountered @TheRickWilson's writing or @JohnBrennan's tweets in middle school, my vocabulary alone would hav… https://t.co/qEDHeGpFp4
8/15
2018

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