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rissa @marissaaat15 ☁️a,g,m☁️

take everything I say super seriously. I’m never joking.

2,080 Following   2,292 Followers   130,171 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/7/11


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Retweeted by rissa @ThompsonDTyler I’m playing fortnite“Do I look like a sweat to you guys” “Idk what a sweat looks like so no” “oh well you’re like the definition of a sweat”if someone gifted me 1100 subs in one night, i would literally fix climate change
Retweeted by rissa @chrismelSchleeb yuh @ThompsonDTyler https://t.co/qf7Ap3LIfi @ThompsonDTyler I sure did @ThompsonDTyler Remember when I threw up on the side of the freewayhttps://t.co/WvLZAGZf0p @caitnicole__ https://t.co/gMWE5GWLXb @AnnissaStenger I didn’t end up drinking anything else bc I got hella busy 🤪 @hailiebarber men dont deserve rightsmy grandma and I did a valentines photo shoot with her dog https://t.co/oUqu6cthcW
Retweeted by rissaHOW COULD YOU NOT STAN THESE BEANS https://t.co/bsG3i7YeCp
Retweeted by rissa @cermetsmash the fact that I don’t own any-I say this as I stare at a PILE of clothes but they’re uglyAlso before anyone asks me where I’m going/why I’m going/what I’m doing when I’m there I have absolutely no answers… https://t.co/zrwM0vPmGaI’m going to australia in less than a month for two weeks and I have like two pairs of pants and three shirts what the fuck am I gonna do @caitnicole__ Girl what’s your fn name! I play too lmao @BlobMarlz Mine did @caitnicole__ https://t.co/OK5vZOXRKu @Flebeb Agree 1000%This is the best playlist I’ve ever come across that isnt one of mine bye https://t.co/jc90vjw0Wg @rybreadisntdead Thank u 🥺🥺🥺🥺Also I talk about this tattoo more than any other one I have bc it’s my most meaningful one 🥴What’s your song that you’ll never skip I think mine is mr brightside I don’t think I could ever physically bring myself to skip itok tea but also whoever the paper was for posted it and I got it tattooed hehe https://t.co/NBOh6kZ5zu https://t.co/sb6VoCjLmV @casualchams Ur a god @casualchams some spice is fine but I’m talking the kind of spicy where you pour sweat and cry bc it’s so hot @wildmodmel I lack brain cellsI just forgot I’m 22 @cermetsmash Mmm coping is not what I’d call my daily actionsariss https://t.co/xmDnzrVwfU @cermetsmash see I don’t have those either but
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2020
@Gmusic99 look I had to say what I had to say gmusic @vuInerablegomez ok u get half points @Flebeb LMAO https://t.co/QWDYWgjJMl @vuInerablegomez I will yell itWhy the fuck do people like to eat extremely spicy food and then be in pain the entire time they eat it and then ha… https://t.co/X2KVMF7drw @chrismelSchleeb a small child is behind u @GabbieHanna ok but did you see brendons https://t.co/hDfSKZP4DNdamn bro https://t.co/pMOP57weAP @tanamongeau NO IM AT WORK @SAM_CHAMS U DID that!!! @mzpanicmusicfan Precisely @mzpanicmusicfan I forgot about this pic whew 🥴 https://t.co/WHzT5SmApF @AnnissaStenger I started with an energy drink @ziarre_ HAHAHAI came inside and my manager said “you missed **** and the dragons” and my response was “trust me I did not”
Retweeted by rissaGenuinely just saw my coworker walking and pushing a stroller..... with her lizards inside.
Retweeted by rissaI don’t remember exactly what it was that this man did to make me so angry for an entire semester, but I can assure… https://t.co/3lkj4bSZp7
Retweeted by rissa @snitchery wait how I do dat @emmuuhh_ OW @SAM_CHAMS you got it dude! prayin 4 your nips though, I heard some guys chafe during runs @ThompsonDTyler sooooo yes?Looking at my drafts and these two are directly next to each other. Nobody wants to be in my brain. https://t.co/BEUdVAVmlgShould I drink a ton of caffeine tomorrow at work just to see exactly what my body can handle as a fun experimentToday I found out that I’m 5’5 and not 5’4the way she nodded (sfbuff IG) https://t.co/9uaHOVQzZD
Retweeted by rissabyte was fun while it lasted https://t.co/S4xyUTi7Lc
Retweeted by rissaI’m sad that I’ll never be able to achieve my biggest goal in life, which is to pet every single dog.I cried https://t.co/XtF71dtqCBMe: “I miss when Rihanna did music” Them: “ok”
Retweeted by rissa“I miss when Rihanna did music” “ok”rising from the dead just to tweet this godly shit thank u https://t.co/4Ca2rFPFY0
Retweeted by rissaSomeone commented on my YouTube video “you both have massive foreheads but in the opposite direction,” and fuck the… https://t.co/o5AxUOoyLt
Retweeted by rissaactually once i get a whole face transplant then its OVER ☝🏼
Retweeted by rissaonce i get an ass, get eyelash extensions, get a nose job, microblade my eyebrows, get lip filler, and dye my hair its OVER for you hoes
Retweeted by rissaSaw this on Facebook and immediately thought of @TheBasementYard @JoeSantagato @DannyLoPriore https://t.co/H31snZkepf🥺🥺 true love https://t.co/XtpNudN69z
Retweeted by rissa @ZackCloudHall @panicstweets Make me one thanks XX @Flebeb oh my godfuck
Retweeted by rissaI’m watching the last season of series of unfortunate events and I love kit so much if something happens to her I’m throwing hands
Retweeted by rissaoop looks like someone was sad https://t.co/kMn1FlqiioThinking about this pic of my cat when she was a baby 🥺 https://t.co/xANgkZMcRn
1/25
2020
@Advil Why are people liking this rnif I was able to enter every restaurant and see this I’d be happy https://t.co/IXQGyuOn3k34DDD https://t.co/4xAew7Jd2A
Retweeted by rissaMy coworker has beautiful flawless clear skin and I asked what she uses to wash her face and she was like “umm some… https://t.co/OQ8QnMP05s
Retweeted by rissaare u kidding me https://t.co/eIyMqkHugg @uriesdiary who said that lmaoooooo the delusion @PanicAtTheDisco who’s responsible for this I hate it @PanicAtTheDisco what the fuckI just found a white lighter in my moms car we gon die today ladiessaid it a billlion times i’ll say it again there are no new dip n dots we are eating down a reserve made over a decade ago
Retweeted by rissateachers that takes points off of participation grades based on how much students speak in class are the bane of my… https://t.co/q5oFSMjW9h
Retweeted by rissa @ZackCloudHall @caitlin_vro0o0o Oh fuck dude, I’d easily pay 200 for thatNeed https://t.co/xfEDae8oO3 @tanamongeau scuse meHigh end makeup is rarely worth its price point, there’s almost ALWAYS a dupe. https://t.co/I5QMOPsBOZOH OKAY COOL SO ITS GENERIC VIAGRA https://t.co/4cVKp63HbeI’m sorry what the fuck is going on here https://t.co/dYJmJVAMqi @_bellaamariee okay @_bellaamariee so @_bellaamariee y que @_bellaamariee ok so goAvril Lavigne Music Midtown Billie Eilish Music midtown (with travel and accommodations it was easily over 600) https://t.co/rS4EM6OqzBWhatever age I was when the show premiered? https://t.co/iYYltqW0B9
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