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@JmsDnns @chantalledum too smol, can’t be legalwhat are your favorite niche subreddits?RT if you haven’t stopped thinking about animal crossing new horizons and will continue to do so until March 20, 2020.
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2/22
2020
@pamasaur yes i’ll see you there! @colinmegill wow! DM me more details @y_s_e hope we get to see each other lots!
2/20
2020
@cxa555 yes full batch! March - June <3. Let's definitely hang!Found a sublet in Carroll Gardens!! I'm over the 🌙 moon 🌙 excited for the spring in Brooklyn! I can't wait to work… https://t.co/CCNcT57B3H
2/18
2020
she emphatically screams, “THIS SONG SLAPS” and puts Enya on
2/16
2020
@SaraJChipps daily, chanel mademoiselle @binary_matt very good @maiab respectable amounthow many airpods have you lost and repurchased? DM me if you don’t want to admit this publicly
2/14
2020
@girlziplocked @OTirmizi i 100% have a bachelor bracket and talk to my friends about it after every episode @girlziplocked bachelor / bachelorette
2/11
2020
@tiny_mouse https://t.co/H9PL5wVQDraggressive move? yesI walked into my friend’s art show with my fly wide open
2/8
2020
and no instructionsreality show pitch: big brother but a group of people show up to a house full of unassembled IKEA furniture and one allen wrench
2/6
2020
@jordw this timeline is brokenI asked alexa to wake me up to, “wind chimes” but it thought i said, “wine chimes” and so I woke up to the sound of breaking glass
2/5
2020
maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s a n x i e t y
1/30
2020
PopCom is debt free, no debt on our cap table at all, we have issued zero preferred shares, the company is 70% team… https://t.co/YlZyEInUp0
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1/29
2020
@east_np thx bb <3 @AndyBandana (clarification - i know you're a computery person, but I bet there are a few people in my feed who were confused) @AndyBandana haha i forget than non-computery people might not know what a stand up is. also i'm not opposed to get… https://t.co/fFzknkSoYjhttps://t.co/coB3xStidIbeing late to stand-up b/c you're listening to WHITNEY HOUSTON and crying over a BOY is a very on brand way to start my day
1/27
2020
@JeremyGrosser Jesus has like, zero experience datingtoday's error is brought you by, 'lazyAssLogic' https://t.co/iCbGBu6ouf
1/25
2020
After doing a one-week retreat in 2018, Thais (@isthisthais) came back to RC for a full batch! Read more about wh… https://t.co/yJ0iQlXnrE
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1/24
2020
@KieranSnyder @textio https://t.co/Qchgj7qzrr
1/23
2020
@recursecenter @y_s_e @DeMarko helloooo @recursecenter I'm looking to sublet a 2 bedroom apartment In Brooklyn March - June (date flexible-ish). One that l… https://t.co/CHZXt10gcd❤️💛💚💙💜 Looks like I'll be in Brooklyn for the Spring! ❤️💛💚💙💜 @recursecenter https://t.co/nAyQEOhuiZhaving long nails means I chronically sign off emails as, 'best, Nartha'. Nartha. Nartha!! @KSeattleWeather ❤️
1/22
2020
Today's card. Psychedelic botanist Terence McKenna said that "The idea is not to confront bad ideas but to come up… https://t.co/Gzx8eKc0TW
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1/20
2020
online dating is going well (presented without comment or context for comedic effect) https://t.co/wPanMG6Vun
1/18
2020
@flowersandbytes till tuesday @ambelamps @RyanandHobbes is it miss biscuits?yes!! i’m in several groups i wholeheartedly love. for better or worse it’s the only thing keeping me on FB https://t.co/5NHhdnJ8MA @TaylorLorenz yes!!
1/16
2020
@flowersandbytes i would love to see youuuuHi SF! 🌈 I’m on BART with my pants on inside out. just like old times! @KenJennings ❤️
1/15
2020
@ryan_a_sloan hmm no one comes to mind, but I could be forgetting people! I can reach out to a listserv of recurse center alumni too, lmkhello nyc / frontend friends. hmu if you want an intro :) DMs open https://t.co/ewI1b6rGaffor real though the bots are out in full force today. i’ve had 5 robo-sugar-daddies (and mommies) DM me this morningi’m being inundated with sugar baby requests and it takes all my willpower not to tell them *I’m* the sugar daddy @danielpearson @USAA ooh thanks i’ll check that outthe only tigers I cheer for are the Auburn Tigers
1/14
2020
do you love your bank? if so, send me your rec. I've been banking with @USAA since I was 16 (that's 18 years y'all!… https://t.co/jmlBpaRb2Vwish i had a buck for every person who says “oh yeah my wife/girlfriend plays games but she isn’t like, a GAMER, sh… https://t.co/mjdUc9N79y
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1/13
2020
@kwyntastic I wasn't expecting it, but I seized it 👿I love my profession https://t.co/8vgQhvKT2rplaying shirts vs skins Quake in the computer lab in AP CS https://t.co/0vTrKu5mGF @flowersandbytes a kid in my class got suspended for using netsend too lmaoooo. I think he posted something creepy like 'I can see you'
1/9
2020
It's ok though, I'm not mad, now I get to find new cute glasses @kchironis yay!!!I broke my glasses doing an EXTREMELY DANGEROUS parkour move known as, "laying down on the couch" @east_np july?!?? road trip
1/8
2020
Recurse Center is a great program for helping people either get into programming for the first time, or dive deeper… https://t.co/K11nRNtLKQ
Retweeted by script kittyfun life hack 2020: instead of creating a TODO list I've been scheduling tasks on my calendar.don’t get anywhere near my cheeks https://t.co/N6Ow3Sy2o0
1/7
2020
I might just fuck around and reply, “yikes” to some dating profiles and see what happens
1/6
2020
hello #webdev twitter. I'm looking for a really great mid-level -> senior web developer to refer for a 3 month cont… https://t.co/LtNlo3jEts
1/3
2019
@LaurenLockliear @PasqualeRotella so sad i didn’t get tix 😢😢😢 this looks great
12/31
2019
@flowersandbytes @sophaskins I, for one, need more lydia & sophie content in my life
12/30
2019
Too late in their 20s? OMG. I decided to try and get published when I turned 30 -- early midlife crisis, because I… https://t.co/0SSnNucWTZ
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12/28
2019
@ratzillacosme yay! either way can’t wait
12/27
2019
I’m home for xmas. Every time someone mentions *rump I softly, but audibly gag. This is as nonviolent as I can be.
12/24
2019
ok, I just finished @hhavrilesky’s how to be a person in the world. I feel seen, laid bare, and a flurry of other e… https://t.co/h2PZ3FuxXq
12/21
2019
@samantha_gold ok, I can't tell which is cuter, the ring or your hair!
12/20
2019
@SParSuperStar so sweet! highly recommend this: https://t.co/hQ7MaS8EQx
12/19
2019
@strandell Dialectical Behavioral Therapy. It's kin to CBT, but is more effective for those diagnosed with PTSD or BPD @SParSuperStar sure! complaint: I don't like it when you snore at night. It drives me crazy and I can't sleep. requ… https://t.co/TyHPQ8JQ9L @peterjwest love that book :)
12/18
2019
fwiw, I've had years of DBT, group, and 1:1 therapy sessions. After a few false starts, I found a therapist who I f… https://t.co/mG9aITJJvTI truly didn't understand boundaries at all until now, my mid 30s. It begins with knowing and feeling your feelings… https://t.co/Aug1EqbDq7I don't remember where I saw this so I'll paraphrase it, "whenever you have a complaint, first make a request". Thi… https://t.co/ks6pT8ysRq
12/17
2019
opinion: you shouldn't leave formatting/style nits in code review. it's short sighted and creates friction. instead… https://t.co/k6kxq0edzl
12/16
2019
the wisdom, experience, intentionality, and empathy in this thread resonate. leaders, take note. thank you @briecode https://t.co/D4BRcmXrXWI see devs argue over trivial things online & offline all the time. I used to think I must not be as passionate as… https://t.co/9xCB1BX37W
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12/15
2019
@samihah I had a similar reaction to this @EricaJoy how long were you single?
12/11
2019
I.want.this?.noooowwwwwww https://t.co/JkECzPUbQk
12/10
2019
make is so ❄️, make it so ❄️, make it so ❄️ https://t.co/U6DqWxpTER
12/8
2019
it’s the Saturn V, natchyou know i had to dunk on a fake geek boy who said he built a 3 foot tall Lego “Atlas V” rocket because he’s, “sooooooo nerdy”
12/6
2019
Our insecurities are revealed in our choices. At times we pick ponds not realizing we are equipped for oceans.
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12/4
2019
how is babby formed? https://t.co/tU3TiSiaBEthis game was absolutely wild at every turn
12/1
2019
so cute!! https://t.co/yMBu7UbpgGfucking insane and beautiful interception. love the reactions at the end too. yayyyyyWar Eagle!! 🐅🦅🧡💙 https://t.co/1R67P2mhEL
11/30
2019
the waiter brings a beer to the table and places it in front of my date (a guy, who ordered a martini). later they… https://t.co/JWerO0Jn25
11/28
2019

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