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@TheIrvineHouse @kenny5alive Can't. Protesting stuff.
6/1
2020
@kenny5alive It's amazing... Now about those masks... @thatatlantadude Too soon, bro. @RobConsigliere If these riots mess up the NHL reopening, I'm protesting.Shit is getting real but We reap what We sow. I love all you crazy fuckers. Stay safe. Stay kind. Forgive. Ask for forgiveness.
5/31
2020
@Arlo_Clarke The truth is out there. @Bpatrick999999 @AllisonRFloyd @ericsshadow @ItsSamG @AsiaDNYC @allymayn @KylePlantEmoji @itsonlyaubrey @Jake_Vig D… https://t.co/D7587q63xh @Bpatrick999999 @ericsshadow @ItsSamG @AsiaDNYC @AllisonRFloyd @allymayn @KylePlantEmoji @itsonlyaubrey @Jake_Vig M… https://t.co/JmlqTFDycd
5/30
2020
@orushour @CrownsAndThings I will follow regardless! @abbythetweet @afiercemind They. They. They. I say safety is in the eyes of the stickholder. @ANTambo Not true!!!! Look at me!!! I'm angry because people are angry about things that don't impact me directly… https://t.co/kX21XsU2AC @abbythetweet @afiercemind If you can't beat them with sticks you might as wel join them and put the sticks somewhe… https://t.co/NbIkKQza6M @afiercemind I don't sit on fences. I just think that both sides always have valid points, I am very introverted (s… https://t.co/Xu8PYPMe8Q @OliverG777 @RobConsigliere Which is all well and good as long as we don't lose sight of that. We don't have to agr… https://t.co/Nnon8YbmFbThis is correct. https://t.co/q8J9kF9bEI
Retweeted by OutDoorMatt 🇨🇦 @Hotwifelife7 TBH... I might be slightly less of an ass on Twitter! @Hotwifelife7 💯. It at least they are quick to agree to something they don't really believe for the sake of social… https://t.co/g8dKcjjzaQ @TheIrvineHouse I highly recommend 👊 @keith_schmitz Well said! @kenny5alive Protest electronics are virtuous.I feel this so so much. https://t.co/yCcqceFoyLWant a fun activity for the weekend? Challenge yourself to our outdoor BINGO! Mark off each square that you see on… https://t.co/GJ2Y02bNpk
Retweeted by OutDoorMatt 🇨🇦 @TheIrvineHouse I'm here for it.The 'whataboutisms' (pointing out what one perceives to be worse examples of things from 'the other side)' is proba… https://t.co/DyZgVFzHCuEvery single time I come up with a plot-twist my post-apocolyptic erotic thriller, someone has to ruin it. https://t.co/BYJbhiRiGN @dooz_er Sorry but I couldn't see this tweet for some reason. @whiskylicks I only retweet the things he steals from me 😉 @ObadiahDonald I think we all need to disconnect a bit more! Stay safe! @ObadiahDonald I'm sorry you feel that way. Respectfully, I disagree as all those fears seem to stem right from the… https://t.co/OdR4eINIyw @wayward_daycare That's one of the best ways!!! @ObadiahDonald I think social media and regular media wants us to think that but personally, I'm not convinced. Th… https://t.co/obeVYa3o0aDear people, As we become increasingly less divided over public health matters, be wary of the 'next thing' that w… https://t.co/X8MnXScqiZ
5/29
2020
@kenny5alive @wolfast I finally see the need for mandatory masks @wolfast @kenny5alive, are you ok? I knew your exes were tough on you but it should never come to violence. @kenny5alive SorryTrumps big social media announcement... He is also going to Spotify.
Retweeted by OutDoorMatt 🇨🇦Dear Women, Don't change a dang thing. Love Men. PS: Extra mayo on the Sammich is never a bad thing. @kenny5alive @DadSays4 A suicide pact...all looking for those irresponsible beach goers to catch the Rona @kenny5alive The amount of leakage from Fukishima is terrifying but good luck finding information about it these da… https://t.co/JD1p4pyiuzThought I'd try to make some friends in this apartment building residents group by being helpful but, inexplicably,… https://t.co/7gkLfOfy6X
Retweeted by OutDoorMatt 🇨🇦 @kenny5alive Lots of weird mass beaching events over the last while. Although they have happened over time, my mon… https://t.co/iyAQX0E93m @asspamphlet2 80s coke > 2020 meth/fentanyl- laced nose-beers. @kenny5alive I'd say 5G but... Seriously...the weather patterns are changing and really influencing animals here..… https://t.co/ditqG8Yv4H @asspamphlet2 Hard drugs and soft rock music. @asspamphlet2 @kenny5alive Hang em on the line to dry,? @kenny5alive Earth is going through the rinse cycle or something. So many unusual things happening lately. @kenny5alive Happy to see so many folks wearing masks. I feel safer.A Covid19 vaccine would be great, but how about a post-covid19 bra? One that mimics the feeling of not wearing a bra.
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5/28
2020
@Elle_Nic_Woods @om_eye_goodness @kristoph_errr @ItsSamG @asoroofapelz @afiercemind @TheOnlyMommaG @MyNameIsArchaichttps://t.co/uQLij0eBOv @rolaids22 It's the thought that counts.No Hot Pocket left behind.
Retweeted by OutDoorMatt 🇨🇦I just accidentally exploded a bag of ice. How's your Saturday night going?
Retweeted by OutDoorMatt 🇨🇦 @bgftgy31 @Turd_Ferguson @ItsSamG It's at @seersh. Every one. I'll take no debate. @RaevynLiadan It was a tie lol @kissmyass79 @NestoriousPrime I tell her often. Not sure she is convinced.Reply with the link to your most embarrassing tweet so I can retweet it. I don't ask for much. @StillJen20 They are simply misunderstood. I don't want them hiding in my "happy drawer" but they get rid of the other pests... @kissmyass79 @NestoriousPrime All women like to be told to smile more. I don't know much. But even I know that. @kissmyass79 Much better. It's all about those kind, smiling eyes. I think you are #1 too!!! @canadaslady The wedding Singer business is ruthless I agree but don't give me too much credit... @BridgetPhetasy Matt the rat. Only cause I was a tattletale narc ass little donnie blasco wannabe. It hurt. @scottcoolidge1 Don't sell yourself short! Your tweets alone give hope to dad's everywhere 👊 @DelawareRuffles Obligatory "they rescued me" reply. @kissmyass79 Smile more. @KarmaPolice238 @kenny5alive It's the only way. Might not find the truth but you can certainly find the narrative… https://t.co/Ak6kg6hlJf @guiltymamma Deal. Probably a good time to let everyone know I'm just stealing pictures off someone else's insta... @kenny5alive Had my mom knit me a good one. I'll send you one bro. @jlomps @kenny5alive I only followed him because I was a white knight and wanted to help him be the change.I still remember @kenny5alive's first Twitter bio: "I can run faster when horny then most can run when scared. DMs open." @bretcolson Oh great. Now I feel like I went too far.Sometimes, when I'm buzzed off lady-drinks, I think about how I could be using this time to be productive. To refl… https://t.co/mSJUF5sD76 @TeenClassics Man-cave... All are welcome. (Save and except the weirdos) @bretcolson This time Hitler really went too far. (That's pretty great) @canadaslady Fine. Deleted. @Elle_Nic_Woods Most of our snakes are harmless... Yours on the other hand...
5/27
2020
@kenny5alive When blowing smoke is a good thing. @kenny5alive Unrelated: I renamed my bong Puffington da Most. @OliverG777 @kenny5alive I just threw up in my mouth. Then swallowed it. Relationships are complicated. @Guided_by_Sue @douglasgorden They certainly are... I'm hoping they will be gone tomorrow though. It's hotter th… https://t.co/SqfOmnOchI @kenny5alive I knew what you meant but to expect anything but outrage bait (with regard to any issue) is ridiculous… https://t.co/TchnOYhWSd @kenny5alive Soon we will be wearing masks... https://t.co/mPKn4n7APz @canadaslady (if you change your mind later, I'm sure many of them were saved for you!) @kenny5alive What did I miss? Tell me everything. @jaimeas2000 @hatcher_craig @ItsSamG Or you can go the completely opposite direction. #livefreediehard @kenny5alive Doesn't matter...There's no excuse ever to kill someone in such a way. Poor training and no self-contr… https://t.co/Co6Pfp9iOd @hatcher_craig @ItsSamG @jaimeas2000 We are past the mocking stage. Wayyyy past. It's mostly hiding the sharps at this point. @jaimeas2000 @ItsSamG Fuck Idaho taters. Give me Prince Edward Island spuds or give me famine. (Too much?) @ItsSamG @jaimeas2000 That song gets me every time. Every. Single. Time. @ItsSamG (gentle reminder to put clothes on before racing out the door. It was funny once but...) @ItsSamG @jaimeas2000 Tik Tok. Tik Tok. Tik Tok. Goes my heart, as I anxiously await the next gem! @jlomps @shehas_freckles @AM34 Don't care. I have a bottle of whiskey I've been saving since 2004 and Imma gonna d… https://t.co/LxmqVdQkCm @rbultena I explained that I was prepping for a team building event... @bretcolson I hear you there. I had to make the decision...house or cottage. I drive a long ways for kids/work and… https://t.co/46nxuUVL3P @jlomps @shehas_freckles Once you go butthole twitter, you can never go back. But can't wait to see @AM34 and the… https://t.co/G98UWOh2aO @senexy27 @NHL I don't always pee my pants in excitement but when I do... #goleafsgo @ItsSamG Me: I'm no expert but I'd say your clothes still look fine on the floor. @bretcolson I definitely won't complain. Lots of projects and a big reno on the horizon but I'm never leaving. @EmanuelHead57 He knows I get seasonal affective disorder... Makes me very introverted and can barely leave the house 😉 @Landog_usmc_24 It definitely makes the 8 months of winter worth it once the sun peeks out!
5/26
2020

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