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The last time that Granit Xhaka completed 90 minutes in the Premier League & was on the losing side was December 5t… https://t.co/lLNvXJGlJl
Retweeted by Matt BanksI really need one of those corny film montages to help me get fit again!
7/2
2020
I can’t wait for a global buffet to open. Get me some Pizza, Crispy Shredded Beef, Tikka Masala and a cheese burger… https://t.co/y54sGKccdl
7/1
2020
@tobytarrant https://t.co/eWDX1l016RPublic sector workers have received a real terms 1% pay rise since 2010. But there are one group of public sector w… https://t.co/ZfYS24UbWk
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6/25
2020
No more Daily Briefing. Going to miss it. Maybe they should do a compilation show, or get Rylan to count us down the best bits.
Retweeted by Matt BanksAnd in today’s version of Anand vs racists. https://t.co/6nDhj6YkBw
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6/23
2020
#VoidtheSeason
Retweeted by Matt BanksPlease don’t spoil my weekend, @Arsenal. That’s all I ask.
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6/20
2020
Love this by @Jimllpaintit But why is Jean-Ralphio Saperstein getting involved in this most Royal of Rumbles?… https://t.co/ATxpWV2xy3
6/18
2020
@BigO_89 @Finchy1989 😂 you both think I have Sky Sports! @BigO_89 FOOTBAAAAAALLLLLLL! ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ https://t.co/diSH4lib9r
6/17
2020
I don't understand. - Police are protecting a statue from people who want to protect it from people who don't see… https://t.co/ba7kvYu1j0
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6/13
2020
@PatrickTimmons1 Absolutely! What a deal!
6/11
2020
Defeating White supremacy without White people creates Black supremacy. Equality is the truth. Like it or not, we are all in this together.
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6/8
2020
If you’re angry about this statue of a slave trader being pulled down by protesters rather than it being there in t… https://t.co/KOTVJWrR45
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6/7
2020
IT TOOK ALL 50 STATES, THE AMISH, KPOP STANS, 13 OTHER COUNTRIES, WITCHES, ANONYMOUS, THE LGBT COMMUNITY, CELEBRITI… https://t.co/JqggZ8JxQ8
Retweeted by Matt Banks @SoccerAM Just to clarify. No other day of the year can provide you with a better 5-a-side 5-a-side team. Swap me f… https://t.co/1Fp0zrY7ZT
6/4
2020
seth rogen explaining it in the simplest way possible https://t.co/UQ24CA1eZf
Retweeted by Matt Banks @WBA @80sEight 👌Foo Fighters are observing Blackout Tuesday to stand with the black community and our colleagues, artists, crews, f… https://t.co/HmE1iRWrNa
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6/2
2020
47% of the country looking forward to charging down their boarded up high streets to vote for the government that j… https://t.co/nWOCUM44hX
Retweeted by Matt BanksHow scary is this,deaths by various sources over 2020! https://t.co/HdmF3vwiYN
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5/31
2020
@TheLastLeg I taught the law... and I won! #songsfordominic
5/29
2020
I take no joy in typing this but @piersmorgan has performed the biggest switch from bad cop to good cop since Snape.
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5/28
2020
@BBCSport @mat_salmon1507 @BigO_89 @Dezza_10 I chose Schalke as my replacement team instead of Arsenal. Looks like… https://t.co/6boejLtKMr @tonygoldmark @ChrisMoyles that’s one way to watch the films!Police fire tear gas into a peaceful protest of George Floyd’s murder but stood like the goddamn Queen’s Guard when… https://t.co/KzEgJ7wcse
Retweeted by Matt Banks @BigO_89 @McDonaldsUK https://t.co/DAC5Dxyu5j @McDonaldsUK @BigO_89 happy birthday to me!
5/27
2020
Everyone defending Cummings would be baying for blood if Labour had won the election, Corbyn was PM in this crisis,… https://t.co/zwrpOuQNNM
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5/25
2020
We're being taken for absolute mugs. Our parents, our kids, our carers, our health workers, every one of us. It's such a sad day.
Retweeted by Matt BanksAs a working (exhausted) father of three under 3 year-olds - and someone who has followed the guidelines to the let… https://t.co/g98O3Z0Hxv
Retweeted by Matt BanksI guarantee if all centrally paid employees were on the same payrise structure and all got the same blanket percent… https://t.co/UmADsAryQwI think I figured it out. Why don’t we make MP’s follow the same rules as everyone else? We can’t visit family, nor… https://t.co/eMjvxC2Egjhttps://t.co/730Gr8Qzmu
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5/24
2020
@PollyJames @BigO_89 I know what Mila needs from her Uncle O! 😂
5/23
2020
@theterracelife Plymouth Argyle. Green Army!
5/21
2020
@Torias_Secret_ @TheOfficialA7X @BigO_89 😂 https://t.co/f8q29PAbKI
5/17
2020
@Torias_Secret_ @TheOfficialA7X @BigO_89 Cause I really always knew that my little crime, would be cold that's why… https://t.co/vp66zkaG5d
5/15
2020
Is it time we see this in Rugby ? It’ll solve all the issues , and the try line will be free from everything with… https://t.co/TTRfjNufSz
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5/13
2020
It’s wild to see that Wales & Scotland have gone against the new lifted restrictions that Boris has set out. We hav… https://t.co/ZIz5LrK57D
Retweeted by Matt BanksWhat the nation was looking for this evening was clarity and consensus. The truth is, the Prime Minister’s stateme… https://t.co/SqqdNyYAe5
Retweeted by Matt BanksGuys remember to stay alert. I was just out for a walk and saw a piece of virus coming towards me, but because I wa… https://t.co/ioSShnAWdh
Retweeted by Matt BanksNow @rickygervais is writing 3rd series’, is it too early to request #Derek next? #AfterLifeThe Government in England have decided to change their message on Coronavirus from ‘Stay home’ to ‘Stay alert’. Th… https://t.co/l9zuEpdmMa
Retweeted by Matt Banksit’s a mystery https://t.co/ezPFIO4gSU
Retweeted by Matt BanksI’m and Englishman living in Wales and have no interest in the SNP and why they stand for... but Nicola Sturgeon is… https://t.co/O50Td50OtkThe funniest tweet I have seen this year https://t.co/iauSRcKn2A
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5/10
2020
What a coincidence that they should all tweet the same response. https://t.co/2HCTKInAiU
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5/5
2020
God bless #Gogglebox. Love this. https://t.co/2jeYnu91NC
Retweeted by Matt BanksDue to the Corona Virus, Arsenal haven’t won a league game in 57 days. Astonishingly, it isn’t our longest run wi… https://t.co/j9k8temwCj
Retweeted by Matt BanksThis is my ex-husband, Alex Jones, graphically describing how he'll kill his neighbor to f e e d my kids: Homicida… https://t.co/X7sGvZvXCY
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5/3
2020
Sam Lloyd’s band “The Blanks” singing: Somewhere Over the Rainbow https://t.co/OPsLFGr7BG
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5/2
2020
@PatrickTimmons1 What I would give to watch Arsenal throw away a 2-0 half time lead at Villa Park, consigning is to… https://t.co/Z9ExU8LPYySomeone is about to sugar crash. Hard. https://t.co/Ydi0xMZhNz
4/30
2020
Still livid they killed Cristin Milioti in @OfficialHIMYM. I get it, but still livid!‘Some countries talked about herd immunity as a strategy. In New Zealand we never ever considered that. Herd immuni… https://t.co/6NFCu07NSi
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4/28
2020
Just tempering Lilian Nalis’s goal against Leeds. Seriously underrated.
4/26
2020
#NewProfilePic https://t.co/v4n8gK17ep
4/21
2020
@RachelRileyRR I hear this video in my nightmares! https://t.co/KarVREo3Nr
4/18
2020
@IanLaveryMP I didn’t know you were @LewisCapaldi’s dad!
4/17
2020
@piersmorgan @GMB Why do I feel the need to reply to every one of @piersmorgan tweets with this gif? https://t.co/PRsus5OTBV
4/13
2020
@SoccerAM Alex Manninger, Myself, Emanuel Eboué, Lukas Podolski, Lorenzo Insigne 🔥
4/10
2020
@PatrickTimmons1 Rosicky was so under appreciated! The disrespect is unreal!Despite all his bad luck & injuries, at 35, Rosicky was getting a guard of honour at the Emirates to thank him for… https://t.co/Ges7FOOHk1
Retweeted by Matt Banks @PollyJames My wife and I had a stock of eggs last year and left one out for ourselves as a treat for each night fe… https://t.co/gqGeVJe6IH @PollyJames Early? I started weeks ago! https://t.co/TOSQXAX2JlThey should be solving crimes not out partying. https://t.co/olyatwrvFg
Retweeted by Matt BanksThe strongest minute of current affairs TV since #Corona19 started. Well done @maitlis and all at #Newsnight https://t.co/SJaqAvFpF0
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4/9
2020
@gigsandtours 10. 9 a close second.
4/8
2020
For years we were told exercise was good for us, but we chose to sit on the sofa and watch a quiz. Now we’re told… https://t.co/KAaymfCmya
Retweeted by Matt BanksI’ve just finished a 12.5hr shift on ITU. I held the hand of a dying man as his distraught relatives can’t visit. F… https://t.co/aqDmzgKaSR
Retweeted by Matt BanksGOAL OF THE CENTURY. CHOOSE YOU’RE FAVOURITE GOAL! https://t.co/wM2cvnrAgl
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4/5
2020
Farts will always be funny! https://t.co/3pnZqejqbh
4/3
2020
My child is a complete pansy! https://t.co/FwUvhJVTqt
4/2
2020
Pssst. It's March 31. Who knows how many meetings Ron Swanson had on this day in history? https://t.co/bbCm55LCkb
Retweeted by Matt Banks @WoodmanGav Sounds like this could quite quickly become a New Mexican Handbag. ‘The Old Cardiff Slow Worm’ and ‘The Old Ivybridge Vole’
3/31
2020
I’m really uneasy with EasyJet reportedly paying its shareholders £174m in dividends, and then days later, using th… https://t.co/O7ndvqrRZz
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3/30
2020
Can any of our followers help 👇👇 https://t.co/iOFavCEhFG
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3/29
2020
@Arsenal Rosicky was a hell of a player! https://t.co/yeV8hNBqec @BigO_89 https://t.co/BCQgYLUJ48
3/27
2020
Thierry Henry in 2003. 71 goals & assists for club & country. He also set the PL assist record which still stands,… https://t.co/6bt2THKxKE
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3/26
2020
#QuarantineLife https://t.co/PS8jPxF1K5I know we are only 1 family but we are watching which companies are looking after their staff and are not. Not a pe… https://t.co/Cl0xJ8XKTgWhy is this moron getting treated? He should be in jail, not taking up a vital hospital bed. https://t.co/QEphhypDjD
Retweeted by Matt BanksThis one's a real head-scratcher. https://t.co/f0mUAvCk1K
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3/25
2020
@OfficialECFC @georgecoopsx DEVON IS 🟢 #pafc ⚪️⚪🔴🔴🟢⚪️⚪️ ⚪️⚪️🟢🟢🟢⚪️🔴 ⚪️⚪️🔴🟢🟢⚪️🟢 ⚪️🟢🟢🟢🔴🟢🔴 ⚪️🔴🔴🔴🟢🔴🔴 ⚪️🟢🔴🟢🔴🔴🟢
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3/23
2020
The world right now. #CoronaCrisis https://t.co/cLu3g9fpLA1 last beer from the @radyrtap #DrinkLocal https://t.co/iyh227idUw
3/21
2020
Morning @BorisJohnson just about to start my 14 hour shift as a ‘low skilled’ worker 👍 https://t.co/45LIH7ddev
Retweeted by Matt BanksGary Neville has said his hotels will not make any redundancies and none of his staff need to take unpaid leave. He… https://t.co/a5GBiJsk7b
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3/19
2020
Trump supporters keep sharing this graphic as some evidence coronavirus isn’t a threat. But if they did the math,… https://t.co/Sz4Yxpoyx9
Retweeted by Matt Banks @PollyJames @SnuzUK 😂 feel that pain! https://t.co/uhudoPfmrN
3/10
2020
Irrefutable proof that Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst and Pitbull are the same person ... you’re welcome. https://t.co/RzpAgWuF3T
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3/7
2020
This is possibly some of the greatest advice Ron ever gave us. https://t.co/PBD0aHh6MS
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3/6
2020
@ChrisMoyles @RadioX I’m one of those people who love the show and love some metal in my spare time
3/5
2020
@aimeevivian @NandosUK 5 Guys. Easy. https://t.co/6YGjFwO7DgOh, to be a human with self-awareness. https://t.co/u4IMOLQLDn
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3/4
2020

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