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Spent a whole day in the chokey | Hu55y Stan | D4NNY hater

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Joined Twitter 3/9/12


@n4vers Don’t think anyone’s ever said thisnice joke bro now im insecure
Retweeted by Matt CassidyHey mama by kanye west is the best song ever written
1/19
2020
@thesau1 Fax 📠
1/18
2020
@Alfronswick 😡 @Alfronswick It’s perfect the way it is the 8 minute monologue at the end is the best part @Alfronswick Also you spelt losing wrong. Looser! @Alfronswick Eminem also dropped so he will probz call you it instead
1/17
2020
@tjsmance Shut up tj you haven’t heard it!Last Call by Kanye West is the best song ever writtenhttps://t.co/mABGPhldpRMe and @DJ_Jazzy_Jon are going to make a drill album this year and call it “jack and drill went up the hill”
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1/16
2020
I woulda stayed in the nutsack if I knew it was gon be days like this @Alfronswick Haha good one alfster 😄😂What is the gosh damn point of being alive if I’ve got to wake up at 8am!!! 😡😡
1/15
2020
I love you my Bobby Boucher!!! You was robbed!! But Mama loves you!!! I learned a new urban slang word for you! You… https://t.co/2OLEA6Ld0t
Retweeted by Matt Cassidy @carlyxnicole @neverhadit99 Back this man
1/13
2020
Everyone in gerrards cross rn is a wasteman
1/12
2020
@gibbsjack99 @tjsmance Now you’re just making a scene @tjsmance @gibbsjack99 Oh this really takes the bloody cake @Luke_Greatorex @gibbsjack99 Christ on a bike you two will you just behave yourselves @gibbsjack99 You’re really starting to push your luck now @gibbsjack99 You’re really starting to tick me off @gibbsjack99 Pack it in now @gibbsjack99 Oh grow up mateHome by Headie One is the best song ever written
1/11
2020
@ajtracey https://t.co/GhyqqVaRf4 @bigrlittlev24 I don't know what this means
Retweeted by Matt CassidySeriously someone’s gotta do something about this Kony fella 🍝I’d be a rich Brian fan if he rapped in English 😔
1/10
2020
@DJ_Jazzy_Jon @swaggybigdickhttps://t.co/xCLYt39G1AOmg 😂😂 Oliver tree has such funny hair 🤣🤣🤣 look at that coat 😆 those trousers are too large for you Oliver 😅😅
1/9
2020
The kangaroo isn't hugging. It is exhausted. I've been to this place, it's called Roohugs. I was told that the ani… https://t.co/uMZJm7qoDa
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1/7
2020
@Sarah_1154 @ODEONCinemas It’s gonna be just mercy
1/5
2020
@Alfronswick I’m whatever you want me to beI need to VEET MY ASS @bigrlittlev24 @DJ_Jazzy_Jon
1/4
2020
@swaggybigdick You’re a very pretty girl David 😘
1/3
2020
It’s like they’re a high school bully https://t.co/a5sT8anfIt
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1/2
2020
@dwiezx Blocked @dwiezx Okay well then go somewhere that’s inside that isn’t your house @dwiezx Go outside @katwilkz This will work @DJ_Jazzy_Jon Fuck you take that back
1/1
2019
Kinda awkward situation, my best mates girlfriend just followed me on Twitter I think she’s trying to come on to me 🙄🙄🥴🥴🥴
Retweeted by Matt Cassidy @DJ_Jazzy_Jon A nightmare more like 😂😂😂😂😂
12/31
2019
Everyone shut the h*ck up NOW!!!! @DJ_Jazzy_Jon https://t.co/UkASJnqfykJust got my first victory royale 🥰🥰🥰
12/30
2019
@swaggybigdick I’ve replied twice David and quite frankly neither have been good enough so I’m just typing this#NewProfilePic https://t.co/BHRBMBKrSgI’ve grown again so I’m now telling people I’m 6’4”
12/28
2019
I’ve got pussy in the brain that’s true
12/27
2019
Care for me is so fucking goodddddddd @Alfronswick Start a violent revolution @Alfronswick FaxImagine if in Gavin and Stacey they sung Freaky Friday and left in ALL the words and see how differently that would’ve went down
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12/26
2019
@THESLUMPGOD @tjsmance FaxNaruto nine tailed fox coat fur I feel like a minecraft zombie https://t.co/nb7dsK8Twvlmao everyone in the room tryna sing @CASHMERECAT vocals https://t.co/Hwyq3KmX4r
Retweeted by Matt Cassidydrake telling his ghostwriter how to write a drill track https://t.co/CfgXWe9onP
Retweeted by Matt Cassidy🌹 1 MILLION STREAMS 🌹 Thank you to every person who has listened to us on @Spotify. It means the absolute world to… https://t.co/ZN9nqYF74G
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12/24
2019
@tjsmance This is illegalBeing alive is horribleWhy they only impeach trump when his term was over America kinda dumb[interview to be a spy] interviewer: so tell me why you're here me: no interviewer: very good
Retweeted by Matt CassidyNo fake ones 😤 trust no one 🙅‍♂️4th dimensional shapes are all just masturbatory math nonsense. "wow imagine a cube but instead it has 24 faces an… https://t.co/Oj7tEZRR1X
Retweeted by Matt CassidyCornwall should have a referendum I don’t want em in my countryProfessor X - Dave https://t.co/yseJ2cOpsi
12/23
2019
@neverhadit99 They broke upExcited for cringemas
12/22
2019
@gibbsjack99 @DJ_Jazzy_Jon @richbrian is this accurate? https://t.co/W5u79rcVzm @Alfronswick https://t.co/ZXE0sJCQe5 @Alfronswick Haha spot on observational comedy as always Alfie
12/21
2019
I’m blocking shrek knows rap because shrek jokes aren’t funny anymore @Alfronswick https://t.co/jaDpK0xeGT @Alfronswick https://t.co/6c4FLA7IPI @Luke_Greatorex 100 emoji808s & Heartbreak is the best album ever made @swagdad420 @Alfronswick I’m sure she was JKing 🤣🤣😂😝😠🙁☹️😕
12/20
2019
@Alfronswick @alvcia_ @mostcerti That’s for the ambulance Alfie! @nickbrownxxx @kanyewest Nick brown suck directly on deez https://t.co/OndJiNoMnR
12/18
2019
@gibbsjack99 It’s times like these I wish haroon used Twitter, but alas we will never know @Luke_Greatorex Me too luke me tooFeel bad about this 😔 dunno why I was mean to kanye he doesn’t deserve it 😓 I just miss the old Kanye 🤘🏻😟🤘🏻 https://t.co/J6mMaTPXaT @Luke_Greatorex @kanyewest More like fART 😂😎😎😎💀🤮💨 @kanyewest Hi Kanye, Matt here, is there any chance you’d be interested in stopping being so religious and instead… https://t.co/vccWGJkNT2 @sadc0w https://t.co/AQBvnSqo35He’s now chewing something. I didn’t see him put anything in his mouth so I’m not going to assume anything but he i… https://t.co/8FSRQ0DkIGHe’s been going for 3 minutes and he’s not doneThere’s a man shamelessly picking his nose directly in front of me on the train and it’s upsetting me a lot
12/17
2019
Watch this right now!!! https://t.co/NbLMQQgqYJ
Retweeted by Matt Cassidy @DJ_Jazzy_Jon Theyre not going cheap!
12/16
2019
I used to think I might be able to wifey an opp thot one day but after consideration I don’t think I could ever
12/14
2019
@tjsmance @neverhadit99 Tj 😔😔 @dannnjb Is Steve Baker your opp?
Retweeted by Matt Cassidy @katwilkz Long
12/13
2019

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