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Matteo Lane @MatteoLane New York City

I love Maria Callas. NYC comedian.

780 Following   41,446 Followers   14,299 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/27/10


See you tomorrow NYC!
6/16
2019
@MichaelLeHarvey @ComedyCellarUSA @RachelFeinstein @joyellenicole October!NYC! I’m headlining the @ComedyCellarUSA Monday! June 17th, 8pm! With the incredible @RachelFeinstein and… https://t.co/9atyTECpTi
6/15
2019
NYC! I’m headlining the @ComedyCellarUSA Monday, June 17th! Come hang! https://t.co/vHJcMW2y6P https://t.co/XoMz0b2faQ
6/13
2019
New episode of Inside the Closet is out! With the amazing @Racheldoesstuff !!! https://t.co/LJUntuliUL https://t.co/ajVafw1ocU
6/6
2019
NYC Tonight!! Live Inside of the Closet at @ComedyCellarUSA ! 8pm! https://t.co/vHJcMW2y6P https://t.co/iDyxHTzU9y
6/3
2019
Live Inside the Closet Monday June 3rd! At @ComedyCellarUSA NYC! Buy tickets here https://t.co/vHJcMW2y6P https://t.co/68Ig8LnoSY
5/30
2019
See you tonight LA! The Virgil at 8pm, doors at 7:30. Get tickets here https://t.co/U3nDy5rDf5
5/23
2019
LA!!! Ill see you this week! Grab tickets now for my show! https://t.co/U3nDy5rDf5 https://t.co/dadth9io40
5/19
2019
I’ll be in LA doing an hour at the Virgil with Emma Willmann! Thursday May 23rd! 7:30pm https://t.co/U3nDy5rDf5
5/17
2019
Download my podcast Inside the Closet! https://t.co/t95Q7S6Sx7 https://t.co/gRub2YmJqF
5/9
2019
Tonight! NYC! I’m doing an hour at @ComedyCellarUSA with @melissavcomedy 8pm! https://t.co/f3TSIANp0J https://t.co/76ekqaBZAD
5/6
2019
@BestLauraEver Yes exactly! Now I feel better :) @brettwalkerton I feel better! Haha
4/11
2019
@Elysianspirit Thank u! @Niam_Lesson Good to know! @drmito My entire backDoes anyone else feel sick after seeing the chiropractor? I went for the first time yesterday and feel 🤒See you this weekend Madison WI, at @ComedyOnState !! Click here to grab tickets https://t.co/CJKoByEQHy @KennyDeForest 🙌🏼🙌🏼I drew @Artgerm storm - he’s incredible, follow him. https://t.co/2AN5Sk1OFo @DewaynePerkins Hahahaha
4/10
2019
@TheMaxisms Hahaha @WayneDavid81 I’m trying!! @JohnnySibilly 🤣 @JohnnySibilly MatTeo ;) hahaha @JohnnySibilly I’m not coming @diegosansporn @MarcMacNamara @Men Hahahaha❤️😍🤣 https://t.co/sgqNoPhsHD @ilfusebs 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣 @hevluvsbags I’m trying! @Cheditout I’ll be able to share soon @Cheditout @jaboukie I’ll be there in Sept ;) @HRFashionista 💕❤️
4/9
2019
@NathanBentli Ahhhh! Go to Aziz’s website :) @NathanBentli To what show? @TylerDinucci @Meadbymead I’d watch them, foreverNothing has had a harder life than a Starbucks bathroom @ZenForTrump At least I don’t think I’m a doll @realdavidalbizo June! @dariennelake 🤣 @nathangraysongs It’s trending on twitter lol @marcos_whitaker ❤️ @arrows_of_light ❤️ @CyberBully92 Muhahahaha @Adam_Newman Fly @Delta @ajflick @houseofcomedyaz @truTVjokers See you soon PhoenixCome see me live in NYC! https://t.co/jaP7tWQ0Hn https://t.co/Qm4fRurgmC @Joshooahvee88 The second was good toohttps://t.co/H0K4b53dMG @ajflick Yay!! @Lesdoggg @RuPaulsDragRace I know, I agree 😕 @jacquelinenovak 🤣🤣🤣 @CcRoSe256 💕😍 @Blackjack_Bri 💕❤️Thank you Albany, NY for an amazing weekend 💕❤️ @margaritalady65 You guys were amazing 💕
4/8
2019
@monetxchange Yes! ❤️❤️ @monetxchange But we still need to go see it @TheBiancaDelRio 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 @BChristine93 💕❤️But then united by how much they’ll hate this movie https://t.co/TBpKlaXrBz @calvinstowell HahahaChooseDo you get your bagel toasted? Also - if you don’t, is that how they’re supposed to be eaten? @elizaskinner Ummmmm... it’s not my fav but I also am being partial cuz I fell in love w Madonna during Ray of Ligh… https://t.co/R7FQTEGBHGRay of Light is one of the best albums of all time @dan_the_merman @RuPaulsDragCon @RuPaul @helloross @Alaska5000 @trixiemattel @katya_zamo @WorldOfWonder @VH1 See u at dragcon! @YearsofFred ❤️ @Whelpseeyalater 💕❤️how i felt in high school after i came out even though everyone already knew https://t.co/SQD2RFQyIp
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4/7
2019
@midnightmrsukii Ahhhhhh!!!Madison Wisconsin! See you in one week! I can’t wait!! https://t.co/1ZHky9T0n3 @JeanGreyFanPage All of the above @midnightmrsukii ❤️ @thatonequeen Wings! @carlyaquilino I miss u @boylesinny Thank you! @thatnicksmith09 You’re trying to threaten our friendship with this @KushMeynTokhes5 Hahaha @JustJoeyLopez @YouTube Love uWhere is there authentic, real, Roman carbonara in NYC? Guanciale, pecorino, egg yolk and pepper...? No cream, peas, pancetta, parmigiano. @JishuaAnthony44 ❤️❤️ @Spirometer Hahahahaha @jamesalbbear 😍❤️My comedy special is the Elizabeth Warren of comedy specials; it has received no funding from any corporations. it'… https://t.co/lmovAQ2SRL
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4/6
2019
@midnightmrsukii 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 @MyLifeInPlastic Yes @gabeliedman Yes! @NikRuckert I’m doing something Liza related soon... @ankh1799 Looks like September @amnewsboy Haha yes it’s 8:16 in Nyc
4/5
2019

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