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Matt Forde @mattforde New book and tour on sale now:

Comedian, host of The Political Party, @RnRFootball and @RRD1865. An author too! Obsessed with #NFFC. Sign up to my mailing list: https://t.co/37fnEndOzh

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Joined Twitter 3/8/09


The Government’s chaotic and incompetent handling of this year’s exams risks robbing a generation of their future. https://t.co/g2FWzxwOKr
Retweeted by Matt FordeNormally I post a good luck message to students ahead of #AlevelResults day. I'm so sorry for this year's cohort an… https://t.co/5nYUs9yoYx
Retweeted by Matt Forde @janemerrick23 God I wish I was in Twickenham @alexmassie Brilliant! Am just watching S2 E5 and was worried about missing it once I’ve done this series. @ademwaterman @georgegodfrey @RadioX Runaways and The Way It Was are exceptional'We'll accept mock exam results, predicted grades, or a recent horoscope' #ALevelResults My latest cartoon for t… https://t.co/LvSBiczBNQ
Retweeted by Matt Forde5,000 deaths wiped off UK's coronavirus tally after government fixes overcounting glitch https://t.co/IOPgE4bopC
Retweeted by Matt FordeJust your everyday reminder of what is going on in #Belarus https://t.co/7YEkMzz53V
Retweeted by Matt FordeOur Head Barista is leaving 😢😢😢 But he’s off to start his own coffee business 👏👏👏 So we need a new Head Barista… https://t.co/Hg8XW7oIgJ
Retweeted by Matt Forde @amywigg @ShappiKhorsandi HahahaThe most comprehensive Kamala Harris piece I've read is this from The New Yorker last summer. https://t.co/WZB8r5RQJb
Retweeted by Matt Forde @ShappiKhorsandi WHERE?! @markhales WOW 😍Live comedy , Good venue , cracking beer , delicious food ..... What more do you need ??? https://t.co/sEMT3qEfex
Retweeted by Matt Forde @liamjcee @robdelaney @AriAster @brettgoldstein Cheers! @RealDysonator Emmanuel? @supergutman Met Office website may give a different view... @davo261088 @magicmark79 I love it, you could wear it to a pool party @magicmark79 EXACTLY. See it as an investment! @magicmark79 It’ll be a cult hit, I bet it will go for a fortune on those classic football shirt websites in a few yearsNEED https://t.co/kAL6e1SZV1 @DjrReid @kezdugdale @wesstreeting WE DO @kezdugdale @wesstreeting Yes please*Tickets for our biggest ever headline now 🚀 >> https://t.co/dk8Nf3rgJc https://t.co/VMzMTLdMs0
Retweeted by Matt FordeSeriously, come on @brianpaddick HahahaWhen political parties get drunk on their own popularity they’re at risk of creating a nightmare of a hangover
8/12
2020
The murder of Stephen Lawrence was a horrific racist crime that shamed our country. It's deeply frustrating that fu… https://t.co/tDhL3urdgc
Retweeted by Matt Forde @anandMenon1 @brtnz IT IS TOO HOT @GBoatsy Wish I was there @anandMenon1 Not in London mate, the land is becoming barren @brookerlamport It’s too much Elaine... hope Keith is fanning you down @mrjamesob Hahahaha @holyroodmandy I ♥️ 🌧 @kevinadiamond @mrjamesob I usually do in August! @mrjamesob In the FLAT?! @hibsww Every day! @nat_fahy When I’m on holiday I don’t mind, when I’ve got to work it’s HELL @nat_fahy Needs to happen!Oh hurry up and piss it down @ademwaterman @danielleperry Can’t wait to listen to thisThe things an opposition party will do to save an SNP minister's job... https://t.co/3KzyGdcLOy
Retweeted by Matt FordeWell done to all the young people who wouldn’t accept the embedding of inequality in the exam system. A hugely emba… https://t.co/CipUcvtUAZ
Retweeted by Matt Forde𝘊𝘖𝘓𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆 Welcome back, Jack! ✍️ #NFFC
Retweeted by Matt FordeWell Twitter, it's been a blast. But like many others, I'm taking a break from social media for a bit. No doubt the… https://t.co/PA2lBtTuYk
Retweeted by Matt Fordethe scottish greens are the snp’s poodles. the idea they forced change is laughable. https://t.co/UqHg5sxDkY
Retweeted by Matt Forde @BarrySmall Yes, both are horridWe need so much more than the hard-hat, jobs-for-men tired, traditional schemes. Investment in flexible, affordable… https://t.co/i6KRqXD2Nt
Retweeted by Matt Forde @AndrewWilson 👏 👏 👏Not fair to shut an entire industry because a few individuals fail to comply. The efforts the clubs have gone to is… https://t.co/Wkf35DG1S9
Retweeted by Matt FordeI think I had it at 47 seconds. Could be wrong. https://t.co/Fxq7R7w9Wr
Retweeted by Matt FordeThe Chancellor says it’s not fair to extend the furlough scheme indefinitely. No one’s asking him to. What Labour… https://t.co/4Xywn9iYXL
Retweeted by Matt FordeThis won't be the last time this generation's fate is decided by algorithm. In fact, their lives and their destinie… https://t.co/mCfmTtvAyx
Retweeted by Matt FordeIn the end it is up to the UK public to decide whether they want to see their politicians at times of crisis talkin… https://t.co/TWGfHrr4R2
Retweeted by Matt FordeWhen your opponent has to flee you didn’t win a democratic election, you maintained your grip on power. Can we plea… https://t.co/k4fF6Ujubo
Retweeted by Matt FordeThis statement by @foreignoffice needs to be matched with the preparation of Magnitsky sanctions against those defe… https://t.co/mbMkPvxLUu
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8/11
2020
@binnsy82 Haha cheers!Now that @nicolasturgeon has got into the habit of saying sorry for getting things wrong, am waiting for the apolog… https://t.co/HN4XWj4aBY
Retweeted by Matt Forde @MichaelRosenYes There’s a furniture shop in Northampton called Sofa King. Their sign reads ‘OUR PRICES ARE SOFA KING LOW’.these could be the words of an snp minister. https://t.co/czcPFEL6qE
Retweeted by Matt FordeI got bullied for being slightly tubby at school. We do not need to give bullying shitbags further ammunition.
Retweeted by Matt FordeDavid Lammy explained why it's never acceptable to use the N-word, which has historically been used to "dehumanise,… https://t.co/yuQ3fEJA0K
Retweeted by Matt FordeIt’s worth noting this is the *third* time this has happened to Dawn. https://t.co/lSjdhGJFTF
Retweeted by Matt FordeIN YOUR ARMS is track 2 of our debut album. Available now on all streaming sites, CD & to preorder on special editi… https://t.co/hAYXFkZ5cU
Retweeted by Matt FordeThe West in general - and the uk in particular- has been far too careless and ambivalent about democracy and its co… https://t.co/J9B0YUd0Yk
Retweeted by Matt Forde @nfliving @CHazelgrove Haha god I hadn’t even noticed! @DWindass10 That’s so powerful. Hope you’re good today xRonnie O’Sullivan just straight up brutal on the reason for his longevity in snooker https://t.co/4bL5FAd1Cs
Retweeted by Matt Forde“ForeverEdinburgh will encourage residents & visitors themselves to share what they love about the city, creating a… https://t.co/9TequbTOcX
Retweeted by Matt FordeGEEZER https://t.co/MAopjHKNPU @CHazelgrove It’s a novelty I don’t think will beer wear off.
8/10
2020
Lord Tebbit powerfully speaks out over the appointment of Claire Fox. Is the Prime Minister going to simply ignore… https://t.co/QNtX4bd9nz
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Retweeted by Matt FordeIt's rarely mentioned that the Tories missed out on a working majority by just 50 votes, or that those specific 2,2… https://t.co/PjjoPyQPS5
Retweeted by Matt Forde“Hot air and bluster is all we get”, says the man who sits, farting into the bar stool of his local pub. https://t.co/AN1RDwh4Hc
Retweeted by Matt Forde @StewartMcDonald I do the exact same thing - it’s because they’re both green and blackElection experts @PeoplesMomentum don’t understand swing. Swing in 2017 was 2%. Swing in 1997 was a massive 10%. https://t.co/ycYKa0SlSx
Retweeted by Matt Forde @petefirman You prat @richardfallan @RnRFootball Haha @Belic @MhairiHunter @Emma_Roddick Ooh never been is it good? @Belic @MhairiHunter @Emma_Roddick That looks sublime @jubeyjane It’s already started https://t.co/JhNRHJ0oYs @Ewansdad70 HahahaThis is serious. Who wants it?? https://t.co/sDWUzZBoby
Retweeted by Matt Forde @MhairiHunter @Belic @Emma_Roddick I was just about to say how brilliant it sounds! @EmmaBurnell_ @katrinamurray71 Haha would love to! @AnnaYearley Hahaha @AnnaYearley AhI’m glad to see Labour are running with this. For obvious reasons, no such critique would have been credible or eve… https://t.co/P9UxWouJp8
Retweeted by Matt FordeSuch a buzz that it’s called the Forde Inquiry https://t.co/y7vKoBlrK8 @AnnaYearley Haha, so why isn’t it called fleather? @AnnaYearley What’s pleather? @DaniGaravelli1 ‘The soft bigotry of low expectations’, as an American president once said.
Retweeted by Matt FordeGoing to log off for a while now as I have work to do, but one thing that intrigues me is the way in which people w… https://t.co/40ks5m5Fvn
Retweeted by Matt FordeI love @flatb4ck’s shirts so it was very kind of them to send me some in Forest colours. Does this make me an… https://t.co/ycakvjsBWlPriti Patel goes full 1984. Britain we now have a ‘Clandestine Channel Threat Commander’ https://t.co/cZ0RSam4ql
Retweeted by Matt FordeSave Theatre in the UK: release the emergency funding now https://t.co/ayMpfEaTXU
Retweeted by Matt FordeBrexit crash course for the Home Secretary https://t.co/GM5DbGT6sD
Retweeted by Matt FordeHad not been aware of these quality @TorstenBell research summaries. Fascinating: particularly the evidence on how… https://t.co/7nDmpFATcI
Retweeted by Matt FordeThis is excellent from ⁦@HadleyFreeman. ⁩After Wiley, I didn’t have a fight on my hands for once. Why did that fe… https://t.co/deejjcYQLX
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8/9
2020

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