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For one final time he’s lept above Peter Shilton. https://t.co/iixftjD6eB
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowThis video, of swans wreaking havoc at Bath Spa train station, has it all. For me, it’s the sudden appearance of… https://t.co/bMQZADTtD7
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlow @Edit_Kev @RedRoseMichelle Nothing will happen. Just MA having a field day in court.The EE 5G advert with Rita Ora feels like a comedy pitch that somehow squirmed through. @SkyCasino #WheelWednesday @skybingo #WinnersWednesdayhttps://t.co/I5C0kThwxe
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11/25
2020
No way Boris Johnson can visit all of his kids in three different households. https://t.co/rT2hSoXqDlAt my end of term we watched videos. So hopefully someone will make a cake VHS and a pastry TV on wheels. #GBBOFinalIn glad Laura is fucking off any method for cooking stuff down and just going for it. Like we’d all do. #GBBOFinalLiterally looks like they’re making the 💩 emoji. #GBBOFinalLaura needs the type of fridge Boris Johnson hid in. #GBBOFinalThe prize for #GBBO has always been shit. See if it’s still a frosted glass plate.A laminated pastry? #GBBO https://t.co/wJsbYxfMK9My favourite part of the #GBBO final is the “what they did after the bake off” ended montage.Christmas baubles* https://t.co/mcvVY89wPk @skyvegas £1million pound giveaway! @adamsowilliams @Sporf True. He kept it up for longer.
11/24
2020
Not Tony Meatballs! https://t.co/s4majuwmtC @alexsheppard So sorry for you and your families loss.This will never not fascinate me. https://t.co/uz8RCmXZrdYes Leeds https://t.co/HV8922TWFi
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11/23
2020
In Christmas “baubles” would be more festive. https://t.co/sUu6P0kxQj
11/22
2020
Think I’ve found my favourite graffiti https://t.co/m2YPHzkLJt
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowThis American Tik Tok creator moved to Wolverhampton and now tells Americans how great our food is, including the y… https://t.co/wROn7tQqZv
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlow @NUFC360 Hendrick brace incoming"LOBSTER FOR SALE" https://t.co/ElHbrSxvW9
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowAmericans still mustn’t know that trump means farts in the UK. https://t.co/xHgznUvrP8“The smell of your cinnamon sanitised hands.” https://t.co/IuaP1w9c9W
11/21
2020
Is it a two legged legal case tie? https://t.co/4CgmQkwEqb @mofgimmers Spicy soy sauce @SkyCasino Frankie Dettori #WeeklyPuzzleTax Amazon. https://t.co/nyJTfY4vxq
11/20
2020
Prince Andrew wouldn’t of had that issue. https://t.co/Z2iwzzWzj6 @RedRoseMichelle with all this ifs and buts for NUFC v the PL I remain sceptical a takeover will be pushed through;… https://t.co/sNEuZW3fvXTerry's Chocolate Orange what? https://t.co/TfPdlYbELU
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowFuck all will happen. https://t.co/0hwPTBKbMq @toonarmy_com I still can’t see how any outcome would force a takeover through.Well done Scotland. https://t.co/9gOtEgus01M&S insider reveals Percy Pig and Colin the Caterpillar despise each other and haven’t spoken since 2016 https://t.co/zAWDy8tnpv
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlow @alexsheppard Happy Birthday Alex! May your day be full of booze , cake and a potato waffle full of candles. @vizcomic Peak Viz https://t.co/8aXwbORCRw
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowyou’d think after 8 years of broadband problems that Mel C would just leave Virgin Media x https://t.co/LulWyVbv2u
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11/19
2020
@skyvegas A @SkyCasino #WheelWednesdayhuge opportunity for one lucky new yorker https://t.co/kjGQEfsWsE https://t.co/L2ocENt6n2
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11/18
2020
Death = profit https://t.co/3lQBPVroj7 @alexsheppard A toasted potato waffle sandwich is a thing of beauty. @stuheritage He’s with the Twitter eggs.Being a total cunt is more the reason. https://t.co/RmWKGWulxd
11/17
2020
Simple, yet effective. https://t.co/6frkVabDiGSamples they shouldn’t work in songs but do: The BT woman saying “please hold the line” in May Nothing But Happine… https://t.co/RwgEyHyMAA @beccadeltest It’s wholesome content.WE BEAT SCOTLAND! https://t.co/m8QrwGBtin
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlow @beccadeltest Is that the same show that Rylan does on Channel 4?Whatever will they think of next? Cheesy chips? https://t.co/XKo0YhVCMzWhy are these so funny 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/Fa3mRFh7yZ
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowDominic Cummings tells Simon Walters in ⁦@DailyMailUK⁩ today: “I’ve nothing bad to say about Carrie, I wish her wel… https://t.co/5ISU7XNnx4
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowCould cause damage if anyone dropped a tab of acid in here. https://t.co/ENVNSvRDi6
11/16
2020
Name a more iconic duo.... https://t.co/bPcSHocJAD
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11/15
2020
@NUFC360 The ground is woven into the city and the whole place is involved. Pre match meets and then the post match… https://t.co/c9EmbzubtVOrbital Only allowed because I had an eye operation the next day. Fun times being 13 and buying pints with no que… https://t.co/YPIfW6FTDuNever having a crisp sandwich , not liking gravy and writing poor articles in the past. https://t.co/aK8dPfk2euhttps://t.co/7W3lVqdW8H
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowA Percy pig Christmas tree, just what I wanted Soph https://t.co/lFp7Yr1A2c
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlow @NeverEnoughShoe I get ads for Harrords and The Ritz which I find very confusing.Pornhub’s Insights team shares the top searches in each state during election week! https://t.co/rrK9cwdyqO https://t.co/vGcYL404uy
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowSo Donald Trump has lost 306 to 232. The 306 of course famously a successful small family car for Peugeot. No cars… https://t.co/Yo1Z209lKS
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowI heard someone refer to San Pelligrino Orange as Tory Fanta and now that’s all I can ever call it https://t.co/L5nCQX8vFO
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowHe’s nailed on for a addition for I’m A Celebrity... https://t.co/exYR50Bi6z
11/14
2020
🍿 https://t.co/H651D3JWNHRunning after a Royal Mail/Hermes driver when the door goes and you can’t quite get there before they walk off. https://t.co/RDeyWE0s7f @ClareBarry I agree. I had tickets for Euro 2020 and it would be weird going to it in 2021 like some weird time traveller.Quick interruption to bring you The Simpsons view of Britain right now. https://t.co/AbVrFPtpg8
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11/13
2020
Not from @theonion https://t.co/Ve6dqfeCDF @mofgimmers Happy anniversary of you; you loveable scamp.Bon apple teeth https://t.co/kzyMQP6WC6
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11/12
2020
Johnny Cash warned us about this https://t.co/lazQWSjgXK
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowI’ve read this so many times, I don’t even know where to begin... https://t.co/zawNLD7kh7
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlow @jamieeast ...they are in the hunt for dial up internet.Let there be clock 🕰️🎸🤘 #acdc https://t.co/5K4Dg06i66
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11/11
2020
On the sesh with Premier League managers. A thread >
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowWam bam thank you lanivimab would of been more memorable. https://t.co/zKAq4RIbsb
11/10
2020
Have any dessert places created a Boris Johnson waffle yet? #DowningStreetBriefingChris Rea will get uni students home for Christmas. #DowningStreetBriefingAs a football analogy , Van Tam looks like a chairman who would pick the team himself. #DowningStreetBriefingThank fuck Johnson didn’t go for a camouflage suit.
11/9
2020
Local news of the week: Brawl in Tesco eggs aisle during Remembrance Sunday two-minutes silence edition. https://t.co/YLBlD1WNxB
11/8
2020
This cursed image always had Biden as a winner. #Election2020 #BidenHarris2020 https://t.co/i3BaNCsf0E @becksisafreak And deffo a grass. @becksisafreak He’s always been my favouriteI’d pick Sweep over Sooty and Sue. https://t.co/ChHj1ftQWlNew! Cassetteboy vs Trump 2020 https://t.co/dSb7MUAuO9
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlow @ClareBarry My only knowledge of evictions are from Channel 5 documentaries.Not officiall until his bio is updated #bidenharis2020 https://t.co/2DXYZKbKke @popbitch https://t.co/9QOAnxfOgMyes that’s exactly what’s happening there https://t.co/VWMmG9JqAW
Retweeted by MatthewLaidlowSky should put that on PPV. https://t.co/rOhQf33f35
11/7
2020

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