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@frankieplsrelax high score in case anyone was wondering

@sherrysworld @frankieplsrelax wait so no camo?

@joshnub omfg

Before rushing to form an opinion and argue about crazy shit happening today. Think to yourself - Did I get MY stuff done today?
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Stop sexualizing giant jiggly slobberknocker milk truck tits
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My boss and supervisor always tell me I take criticism really well like thanks it’s because I also agree that I can’t do anything right
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WW1984. huge disappointment

still small tho dwthis picture makes my penis rock hard https://t.co/vDFWdveGRm

more than 8 hours is a t-break
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if i had a dollar for everytime i type in "mom" on the facebook search and sat waiting for her face to pop up

@tophwannabe there are other ways to attend weddings? news

#FreeMelee https://t.co/UYZFABAIAO
Retweeted by first gentleman mattyeah, time person of the year is irrelevant and seeing who won it these past two years just cements it as being a joke

you ever just exist too much
Retweeted by first gentleman mattif I see any of my smash content creators do a reaction video but not include a quick bit about #SaveSmash ur DONE https://t.co/Ff3Fpk0FW6
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drip https://t.co/i4ZXv8TyCO
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all these giant hair and beauty companies run by old white men that’s why i EXCLUSIVELY buy goop

of course im a bad driver i look way hotter in the passenger seat
Retweeted by first gentleman mattMy toxic trait is that I wake up and wonder what lie I should tell today
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @courtjakefan go publicmy ex really told me she was afraid of dinosaursDemigod Coffee Creamer 🤝 Half and Half
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good day minus ssd drive crashing 👿😰🤬🤡 https://t.co/u29mvOvsf2
Retweeted by first gentleman mattis it a nicotine addiction or a pooping addiction

We all get to the point in are life where we realize we only should associate with people who own air fryers.
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @frankieplsrelax last time i tell you about my cards!!where do I sign to get microchipped and controlled by the government i'm tired of making my own decisions
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @sherrysworld damn girl your weiner is hanging out fyime when my parents vote for me to get a job and move out at the family meeting again https://t.co/VUrO8Yj6SN
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Retweeted by first gentleman mattThank you @recess_radio for spending 3,028 minutes with me this year. https://t.co/S3NTt19iD6i love spotify wrapped so much it’s my fav time of year

11 days ago vs now - thank you to everyone supporting this journey, love y’all 💪🏼❤️ https://t.co/mb3ezaBH30
Retweeted by first gentleman mattI fucked my way up to the top and tweeted my way back down to the bottom
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @i_mthestorm okay that’s it WHERE DO YOU LIVE AND WHY ARE YOU IN PARADISE 24/7 @1ind5ayB @staygalan gross mgk is an incest baby

@dinoman_j @frankieplsrelax @tophwannabeif dog no want boop, why nose?
Retweeted by first gentleman mattdo you all wear your bedtime jeans with or without the belt
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @frankieplsrelax i hate that i see it @buqket_mouse @frankieplsrelax trust me i would know @buqket_mouse @frankieplsrelax the test is if you play league you’re not getting laid @bedcrumbs69 yet insanely cute @TheJDevise weird to get horny from this?who isnt https://t.co/oeYJzVjYNa @desukidesu come to america @sherrysworld @TomHolland1996 no :( @sherrysworld @TomHolland1996 once upon a time i dm'd him inviting him to my 21st bday party. he had prior commitments @sherrysworld @TomHolland1996 @sherrysworld why get stuff when you can get stuffed amirite @bigsharkguy @sherrysworld https://t.co/gSpB74C10kgood morning friendly reminder you don’t need to settle and there are better options!!! my gf reminds me of hers everyday

i wanna smoke a blunt with her https://t.co/FXZdOCT6QH
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who wants to kill me under the mistletoe?
Retweeted by first gentleman mattnormalize water breaks during sex @THATdjc @its_me_your_mom @frankieplsrelax i wRiTe FoR AcTuAl ComEdIaNs idiot, men aren’t funny @frankieplsrelax “jayvee” you can’t be serious

@joshnub so yummy @joshnub LMAOwhen you think of a funny tweet and don’t immediately draft it <<<<<< @TheJDevise wait i think i did it @TheJDevise i am in love with you how do i tell youmorale is low
Retweeted by first gentleman mattchick-fil-a delivery takes forever cause they need to stop to get the food blessed on the waywhat i would do to chick-fil-a breakfast rn is not consensual @skate4official_ i have low standards @skate4official_ no talking shit ab league 💔some would say i’m just pigment challenged not pale

you ever just look at deodorant and want a lick? no? just my gf? damn @frankieplsrelax ty 🙏🏽🙏🏽today im thankful for dabs

if i’m ever the person putting out xmas decorations before thanksgiving, please please please kill me @sherrysworld ilysame with those who drive with masks onpeople who come to complete stops at yield signs when there is no oncoming traffic deserve to be euthanized @sherrysworld @mksnark LMFAOO @jehlers01 @iamthelew15 ok snorlax @iamthelew15 :)

364 days until the next pretzel day“i need tobacco to get this log moving, or i’m pregnant but i think tobacco can solve that problem too”

@desukidesu @frankieplsrelax @sherrysworld @violinbug HAHAHA always open to competition ❤️ @sherrysworld @frankieplsrelax @desukidesu @violinbug isn’t your screen time up missy @frankieplsrelax @sherrysworld @desukidesu @violinbug and i’m single @tophwannabe call ur therapist @desukidesu hey wanna buy some cactus juice it’s the quenchiest

@desukidesu let’s hear itit’s always yoshi never howshi https://t.co/eX68DYO7wX
Retweeted by first gentleman mattRIP Harambe 🙏🏻🦍
Retweeted by first gentleman mattLiberals are annoying. Conservatives are annoying. Anyone who defines themselves by a blanket ideology is an idiot… https://t.co/QQrHEDrI74
Retweeted by first gentleman mattfind yourself a girl as reliable as nicotine poopsmy boyfriend told me his dad said i was pretty and my first reaction was to ask “so i have a chance with your dad?”
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @i_mthestorm i LOVE this!!!!!!Did someone say fire? 🔥 #AvatarTheLastAirbender https://t.co/to8LFxb8Xs
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@sherrysworld @bigsharkguy @frankieplsrelax awk @sherrysworld @bigsharkguy @frankieplsrelax it’s about the motion of the ocean not the size of the ship @sherrysworld @bigsharkguy @frankieplsrelax LMAO