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first gentleman matt @mattkjake Rhode Island, USA

big smile, bigger disappointment

187 Following   293 Followers   1,813 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/28/11


@frankieplsrelax high score in case anyone was wondering
1/15
2021
@sherrysworld @frankieplsrelax wait so no camo?
1/12
2021
@joshnub omfg
1/9
2021
Before rushing to form an opinion and argue about crazy shit happening today. Think to yourself - Did I get MY stuff done today?
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1/6
2021
Stop sexualizing giant jiggly slobberknocker milk truck tits
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1/5
2021
My boss and supervisor always tell me I take criticism really well like thanks it’s because I also agree that I can’t do anything right
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1/3
2020
WW1984. huge disappointment
12/26
2020
still small tho dwthis picture makes my penis rock hard https://t.co/vDFWdveGRm
12/21
2020
more than 8 hours is a t-break
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12/17
2020
if i had a dollar for everytime i type in "mom" on the facebook search and sat waiting for her face to pop up
12/13
2020
@tophwannabe there are other ways to attend weddings? news
12/12
2020
#FreeMelee https://t.co/UYZFABAIAO
Retweeted by first gentleman mattyeah, time person of the year is irrelevant and seeing who won it these past two years just cements it as being a joke
12/11
2020
you ever just exist too much
Retweeted by first gentleman mattif I see any of my smash content creators do a reaction video but not include a quick bit about #SaveSmash ur DONE https://t.co/Ff3Fpk0FW6
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12/10
2020
drip https://t.co/i4ZXv8TyCO
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12/8
2020
all these giant hair and beauty companies run by old white men that’s why i EXCLUSIVELY buy goop
12/7
2020
of course im a bad driver i look way hotter in the passenger seat
Retweeted by first gentleman mattMy toxic trait is that I wake up and wonder what lie I should tell today
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @courtjakefan go publicmy ex really told me she was afraid of dinosaursDemigod Coffee Creamer 🤝 Half and Half
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @sherrysworld the fact you have a ps5 😡
12/6
2020
good day minus ssd drive crashing 👿😰🤬🤡 https://t.co/u29mvOvsf2
Retweeted by first gentleman mattis it a nicotine addiction or a pooping addiction
12/5
2020
We all get to the point in are life where we realize we only should associate with people who own air fryers.
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @frankieplsrelax last time i tell you about my cards!!where do I sign to get microchipped and controlled by the government i'm tired of making my own decisions
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @sherrysworld damn girl your weiner is hanging out fyime when my parents vote for me to get a job and move out at the family meeting again https://t.co/VUrO8Yj6SN
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @frankieplsrelax every boys first fleshlight
12/4
2020
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Retweeted by first gentleman mattThank you @recess_radio for spending 3,028 minutes with me this year. https://t.co/S3NTt19iD6i love spotify wrapped so much it’s my fav time of year
12/2
2020
11 days ago vs now - thank you to everyone supporting this journey, love y’all 💪🏼❤️ https://t.co/mb3ezaBH30
Retweeted by first gentleman mattI fucked my way up to the top and tweeted my way back down to the bottom
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @i_mthestorm okay that’s it WHERE DO YOU LIVE AND WHY ARE YOU IN PARADISE 24/7 @1ind5ayB @staygalan gross mgk is an incest baby
12/1
2020
@dinoman_j @frankieplsrelax @tophwannabeif dog no want boop, why nose?
Retweeted by first gentleman mattdo you all wear your bedtime jeans with or without the belt
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @frankieplsrelax i hate that i see it @buqket_mouse @frankieplsrelax trust me i would know @buqket_mouse @frankieplsrelax the test is if you play league you’re not getting laid @bedcrumbs69 yet insanely cute @TheJDevise weird to get horny from this?who isnt https://t.co/oeYJzVjYNa @desukidesu come to america @sherrysworld @TomHolland1996 no :( @sherrysworld @TomHolland1996 once upon a time i dm'd him inviting him to my 21st bday party. he had prior commitments @sherrysworld @TomHolland1996 @sherrysworld why get stuff when you can get stuffed amirite @bigsharkguy @sherrysworld https://t.co/gSpB74C10kgood morning friendly reminder you don’t need to settle and there are better options!!! my gf reminds me of hers everyday
11/30
2020
i wanna smoke a blunt with her https://t.co/FXZdOCT6QH
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11/29
2020
who wants to kill me under the mistletoe?
Retweeted by first gentleman mattnormalize water breaks during sex @THATdjc @its_me_your_mom @frankieplsrelax i wRiTe FoR AcTuAl ComEdIaNs idiot, men aren’t funny @frankieplsrelax “jayvee” you can’t be serious
11/28
2020
@joshnub so yummy @joshnub LMAOwhen you think of a funny tweet and don’t immediately draft it <<<<<< @TheJDevise wait i think i did it @TheJDevise i am in love with you how do i tell youmorale is low
Retweeted by first gentleman mattchick-fil-a delivery takes forever cause they need to stop to get the food blessed on the waywhat i would do to chick-fil-a breakfast rn is not consensual @skate4official_ i have low standards @skate4official_ no talking shit ab league 💔some would say i’m just pigment challenged not pale
11/27
2020
you ever just look at deodorant and want a lick? no? just my gf? damn @frankieplsrelax ty 🙏🏽🙏🏽today im thankful for dabs
11/26
2020
if i’m ever the person putting out xmas decorations before thanksgiving, please please please kill me @sherrysworld ilysame with those who drive with masks onpeople who come to complete stops at yield signs when there is no oncoming traffic deserve to be euthanized @sherrysworld @mksnark LMFAOO @jehlers01 @iamthelew15 ok snorlax @iamthelew15 :)
11/25
2020
364 days until the next pretzel day“i need tobacco to get this log moving, or i’m pregnant but i think tobacco can solve that problem too”
11/23
2020
@desukidesu @frankieplsrelax @sherrysworld @violinbug HAHAHA always open to competition ❤️ @sherrysworld @frankieplsrelax @desukidesu @violinbug isn’t your screen time up missy @frankieplsrelax @sherrysworld @desukidesu @violinbug and i’m single @tophwannabe call ur therapist @desukidesu hey wanna buy some cactus juice it’s the quenchiest
11/21
2020
@desukidesu let’s hear itit’s always yoshi never howshi https://t.co/eX68DYO7wX
Retweeted by first gentleman mattRIP Harambe 🙏🏻🦍
Retweeted by first gentleman mattLiberals are annoying. Conservatives are annoying. Anyone who defines themselves by a blanket ideology is an idiot… https://t.co/QQrHEDrI74
Retweeted by first gentleman mattfind yourself a girl as reliable as nicotine poopsmy boyfriend told me his dad said i was pretty and my first reaction was to ask “so i have a chance with your dad?”
Retweeted by first gentleman matt @i_mthestorm i LOVE this!!!!!!Did someone say fire? 🔥 #AvatarTheLastAirbender https://t.co/to8LFxb8Xs
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11/20
2020
@sherrysworld @bigsharkguy @frankieplsrelax awk @sherrysworld @bigsharkguy @frankieplsrelax it’s about the motion of the ocean not the size of the ship @sherrysworld @bigsharkguy @frankieplsrelax LMAO
11/18
2020

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