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Matt Knudsen @mattknudsen The Dream Factory

mayor of a small town word rememberer https://t.co/fZSoDMGpzL IG/IMDB/ALBUMS/SPECIAL: https://t.co/5iZPhqLqXT @StJude donations for @LAmarathon: https://t.co/CsvjmikYPi

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Joined Twitter 12/4/09


R.I.P. Champ, you're biting staff in heaven now. @FranciscoRamos you're the one exception francisco. @ComicDaveHanson i stand corrected.FACT: No one wants your advice.Live, indoor comedy shows are BACK! This Saturday night at 10:30, I'm ecstatic to join this killer lineup… https://t.co/xqUGnoBm97
Retweeted by Matt KnudsenheyLA @TheIrvineImprov 7pm & 9:30pm tonight @RealDLHughley 7pm & 9:30pm @BreaImprov @iliza 8pm @HollywoodImprovhttps://t.co/OvlxC0LUUj
Retweeted by Matt KnudsenYou say it's your birthday @PaulMcCartney! Happy birthday to you! This is at his @Dodgers stadium show, telling the… https://t.co/41BpVdMVyB
Retweeted by Matt Knudsen @murrayv @PaulMcCartney i posted a video from his concert at dodger stadium on my timeline. you might dig it. @murrayv @PaulMcCartney blackbird @MysterySolvent diarrhea @JohnRoycomic all gave some, some gave all.
6/19
2021
#HappyBirthdayPaulMcCartney https://t.co/rpoq91PDtihttps://t.co/7CBO2K7g5Z
Retweeted by Matt KnudsenBeen watching Hacks, how many drink tickets did that mansion cost? @amyguth he's literally ready for childs pose! @DCpierson nci-yes! @ChaseMit love that he was rattled right before he got his hack line out that features the three worst things about… https://t.co/il1XttrBJoYou say it's your birthday @PaulMcCartney! Happy birthday to you! This is at his @Dodgers stadium show, telling the… https://t.co/41BpVdMVyB @MaryLynnRajskub saw paul at dodger stadium and wept as 55K people sang along to blackbird. @MaryLynnRajskub ...what does she caaarreee... @DebraDiGiovanni ✌️❤️...or parties. @jjmaypo_jim @HollywoodImprov praise hands jim! @HollywoodImprov THE building! @yassir_lester "so, where you from?"Sure the pandemic sucked but at least we didn't have to go to weddings.Thanks Congress, but Juneteenth without also protecting our voting rights is all bun no burger.
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6/18
2021
@GOPLeader oh kevin, you and the helsinki summit have one thing in common, you're both a national embarrassment. @rickoverton @troyconrad @PaulProvenza @ClayHeery @comedydynamics for sure, it's almost as if this format was invented for you!Live, indoor comedy shows are BACK! This Saturday night at 10:30, I'm ecstatic to join this killer lineup… https://t.co/xqUGnoBm97 @MysterySolvent diarrhea @JohnRoycomic good call. @J_Keith that's the spirit!One guy knew what he was doing. The other guy is the former guy. #genevasummit https://t.co/m5FzYRRGnS
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6/17
2021
@MysterySolvent rest in power wilford brimley. @MysterySolvent diarrheait's refreshing to have an american president who doesn't launder money for the russian mafia and sell us out at every opportunity possible. @DebraDiGiovanni haha, next time... @rickoverton @troyconrad @PaulProvenza @ClayHeery @comedydynamics yes and, congrats rick!! @DebraDiGiovanni i had that same problem before too. ever since then, i just bring 11 ounces of mountain dew to all my physicals.One guy knew what he was doing. The other guy is the former guy. #genevasummit https://t.co/m5FzYRRGnS @ComicDaveHanson touche'
6/16
2021
@blainecapatch both of them! @GOPLeader but kevin, insurrectionists tried to overthrow the republic and you voted against a 1/6 commission. the… https://t.co/yJVKE4BteV @joshgondelman modern seinfeld pitch?! "josh realizes j. peterman is actually..."i'm a rebel without a par.* *it's a griffith observatory/golf joke.Happy reopening day LA! #la #reopen https://t.co/LY8EjO5eyl @stevebenaquist truth @ThatJordanBrady haha 💯Take it from me, it's been a tough year to look like an undercover cop. @annethegreg haha, a million percent! @briandunkleman thanks! we are literally going to lake tahoe! @TurnerSA3 @nycgaydad who doesn't?! @CaptainMaximum a classic. @HabeasHumor same. @florastill1 sure, why not. @MikeMacRaeMike haha, solid!What's your favorite movie about three men and a baby? @tomdog that's how i meant it."what happened to knudsen?" "nobody knows." *distant vroom*
6/15
2021
In my mind, I'm always motorcycle camping. https://t.co/0dhGiNaGw2 @aldotcom unsure when @zachbraff joined the "beach boys". #hmm @MysterySolvent way! @MysterySolvent diarrheaIn an effort to book some work, I've been planning a vacation."i never lie." - a liar @BrianStack153 @thatPatFinn @DavidKoechner @hulne_peter @mrmgcoleman yes and!"If you tell a lie big enough and repeat it, people will eventually come to believe it." - joseph goebbels cc:… https://t.co/iwuYL5D6Kd @stitthappens #truth @duncantrussell haha, it’s a given!
6/14
2021
don't forget hollyweird!Never forget, the only reason you have problems is because of immigrants, reallocation of police funding and kids w… https://t.co/Vgpclnrg1t#BREAKING Joe Biden did not embarrass our country today
Retweeted by Matt Knudsen @JackZullo probably! @ClaudiaRoseMac1 bless you!I'm not perfect but at least I've never been to Morongo.
6/13
2021
@jules_su we're back!i have some time to a your q's about my celebrity friends. go!In addition to being the first openly gay player in the MLB, Glenn Burke also invented the high five. Show him some… https://t.co/HJjQK5uC3E @StoryWorthy second!Uh oh I went past the point where complaining about a thing feels good/productive and now just feels like perpetuat… https://t.co/Sv2p8vVnKI
Retweeted by Matt KnudsenDoes anyone really believe the "A good guy with a gun" myth? #enough @VoiceofRatana i guess we'll find out next time! @JayKogen not a life crisis but i love your thought about looking toward the future with the same reverence that we… https://t.co/3Avx4fYa5X @ilovepemmican @GailSimone gurgle gurgle @POTUS glad this didn't happen at that bedbug place.
6/12
2021
@mattybgame too late! @MysterySolvent diarrheaKeep those career email blasts coming dude I've never met! @JackZullo @nycmarathon @AmericanCancer that's the spirit! @MrCoryScherer so true. @Braunger @okpants yes!! @JackZullo right?! @MikeDrucker lest we forget the food pyramid!full disclosure: sometimes i text her screenshots too. @ColtSTaylor thanks buddy, next time. @YourComicMuse if there's time after wishing my dad a happy heavenly birthday buddy.I only tell my wife I love her via social media posts. @Joshstrangehill long live the king!
6/11
2021

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