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Simpsons Executive Producer

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Solid menu joke at @SHAQ's restaurant https://t.co/H4LcEmBxzn
6/13
2019
Fantastic night, giant laughs, not a bummer like many events: https://t.co/voMh1StuM7
6/11
2019
@kbiegel This will be on the internet forever
6/8
2019
I feel like our list is the most self-hating https://t.co/MU6Y2qqwwaIf we had predicted this we would have known to bet on it https://t.co/L0Ki23P3rr
6/7
2019
Bless this modern world https://t.co/bVRMEFDMMMWhy I write https://t.co/C826dyGMRY
5/25
2019
FDA: Warn Women about Man-made Cancer from Allergan Textured Implants - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/J0akqL8fmd via @Change
5/4
2019
Behind the Beefsteak https://t.co/HeLp1nNtWz https://t.co/m9lMZQ764F
5/3
2019
A wizard did it https://t.co/WAEIMiC9LXPraise from the inventor of Lenny! https://t.co/jOVJjgBymO
4/30
2019
STILL TRUE https://t.co/vv5rXfARRA
4/28
2019
Simpsons Writers Room Terminology https://t.co/PRXwG3Biyc
4/25
2019
More great portraits by @TheSimpsons artists in Krusty’s private room at Universal Studios Hollywood https://t.co/HQAD9jQBCvStunning art of obscure @TheSimpsons characters upstairs at Krustyburger, Universal Studios Hollywood https://t.co/bk4INoiEM0
4/21
2019
My badass wife beat breast cancer then she wrote this https://t.co/3j1EZNtfnR
4/18
2019
We talk 600lbs of downtown LA marbled meat by @nealfraser, the bone luge, hosts @ericwareheim, @mattselman,… https://t.co/haVvhkm3Uc
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4/13
2019
Welcome Synergy! https://t.co/deDuLVDSEN
4/12
2019
@clmazin Your show is la realistic version of what would happen if Homer Simpson worked at a nuclear plant
3/29
2019
Deleted Daniel Day Lewis scene from "Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy" (DDL passed) https://t.co/2Ai2p1ftDNThanks to amazing writer @meganamram and amazing director Chris Clements and also everyone else for making this episode so amazingZap, zap, zap, we all die aloneNon-writing producers are the beating heart of televisonThis is TONIGHT!!!! With dream guest stars @chelseaperetti, @awkwafina & @nicolebyer!!!! At 8 pm on New Disney Chan… https://t.co/bf0UfHJ1cV
Retweeted by Matt SelmanManspreading is real https://t.co/UWsXL39fpZShout out to the great moments in cartoon women's history #TheSimpsons https://t.co/KjEiJWoq4t
3/25
2019
@HoneyBMcKenna they are in the episode (sort of)This Sunday at 8 on FOX on @TheSimpsons: Bart meets @nicolebyer, @awkwafina & @chelseaperetti https://t.co/qNG3ZWK73p
3/21
2019
Bart makes the front page https://t.co/QH8yc5uuux
3/20
2019
Directing the very serious-minded Jason Momoa via Skype for ⁦@TheSimpsons⁩ this morning. Spoiler: he was GREAT. https://t.co/urKdz2UeVp
Retweeted by Matt Selman
3/18
2019
I also didn’t know what ADR stands for https://t.co/Kv5Q1cgJj9
3/17
2019
@clmazin I went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College (Al Jean went to Harvard)
3/13
2019
This Disney deal will totally be worth it if Bart gets a ride on that sweet Magic Carpet https://t.co/4Go0xGbWJ1
3/10
2019
WHY WE BEEF https://t.co/Non3pWejEZ via @varietyBehind the scenes of behind the scenes of how Krusty made a movie (or didn’t) https://t.co/ZDTedfo0fF
2/19
2019
You see, @TheSimpsons cannot be ret-conned, because there is no continuity to retBelieving their deaths to be imminent, Questman and Puberia start to make out atop a pile of hilarium stones. The l… https://t.co/w9nl1KSZgKQuestman and Puberia look on as the screams of the soldiers charge BARKING HOES, portable versions of barking chair… https://t.co/f4DJpZcPwWAs they try to cross it, the Forgotten Army realizes with horror that the moat is filled not with water, but with r… https://t.co/D5PMi21jeaQuestman and Puberia lead the ARMY OF THE FORGOTTEN out of the quarries, and to the gates of Tantafrex, intent on o… https://t.co/0r8beNjlQpThe resulting waves of laughter turn the hillarium stones into the deadliest weapons ever wielded in the shadow of Al-Azatar!Questman and Puberia return to Quarry Omega Delta and rally the Forgotten People, training them how to use the hill… https://t.co/DCGxSVvouISo great is Puberia’s pain in the form of pleasure that their zarpet drone is able to outrun all of the Hepa Soldie… https://t.co/i7xFYFKZNOPuberia breaks Questman out of the Tantafrex prisons and they escape on ZARPET DRONES, flying carpets but powered b… https://t.co/cGMDJQHpgbHis pain provides power for a lavish gala celebrating the SHEDDING DAY (birth = “shedding”) of PRINCESS PUBERIA. Pu… https://t.co/Gj2Wn1IbVSQuestman doesn’t give up the secret of the stones, even when he is tortured for days on end in a barkseat.While living as a prisoner in Tantafrex, Questman is questioned by Painlord scientists about how to get energy from… https://t.co/nAJdyeF2R5Questman is captured and taken to TANTAFREX, the Painlords’ towering military keep at the base of Al-Azatar.Once the Painlords learn of these new stones, they scramble to cover up their existence and kill anyone with knowle… https://t.co/8O2neX95THQuestman discovers a new type of gem, which he calls HILARIUM after Hilary, his beloved daughter. The hilarium ston… https://t.co/FiDuUdqmNMThe rock slugs eat severstone, and hoard large stashes of it, attacking anyone who tries to wrest it from their con… https://t.co/gIa2IaEEYdLife in the quarries is brutal and short. The Forgotten People are not only controlled by the Painlords, but must e… https://t.co/IwzfzOv9fbHe is taught the language by VEDA, a DEW BEARER whose job is to collect and distribute the giant, moisture-laden le… https://t.co/MSd8j6j91BLanguage has evolved since Questman’s time, so his initial months living among the Forgotten People are spent learn… https://t.co/QA2XImJhUEQuestman himself is forced to endure sitting in a Barkseat soon after his arrival, enduring great sufferering while… https://t.co/EYs7nPH2BYThere, he is put to work mining SEVERSTONE, a gem with the power to TRANSMUTE human suffering into an unlimited sou… https://t.co/fwDHZCHHk9When Questman crash lands the Pandicarus and emerges from its wreckage, he is immediately captured by Painlord scou… https://t.co/iFxEJ7vExEWhat remains of humanity live in the sheltered valleys surrounding Al-Azatar, and are ruled by the PAINLORDS, a cru… https://t.co/13Af02Lm9zThe remains of the moon form AL-AZATAR, a gargantuan mountain whose inhabitants, the SHRUB DANK, are a race of muta… https://t.co/oO5YHCmQPVQuestman returned to a world he no longer recognized, and to a people who had long forgotten him and his heroic mis… https://t.co/M53Txjq3reIn reality, the ship’s RELATIVISTIC DAMPERS had failed at a crucial moment, resulting in the Pandicarus being subje… https://t.co/cPsYJwcuwwThe events of these years are chronicled in the CHILDREN OF QUESTMAN series of novels.(Over the next thousand years, the ancestors of Captain Questman were visited and advised by his QUANTUM GHOST, whi… https://t.co/InVOaDoEKxThe Pandicarus, piloted by CAPTAIN ELIJAH QUESTMAN, departed earth for HOPESTAR FOUR, a planet less than a light ye… https://t.co/2es8sfB8B4It was during this time that THE COUNCIL OF ELEVEN commissioned the construction of the PANDICARUS, an experimental… https://t.co/8esQLlHxSFIn 2003, mankind had evolved into a perfect utopia and was able to cast aside its petty differences and concentrate… https://t.co/ThtB9SS1TII am now going to painstakingly tweet the plot summary of THE SANDS OF SPACE, by Jeremiah Hargrove & Dan VebberFantastic cover design for "The Sands of Space" https://t.co/izPKXj9MseThe book "The Sands of Space," which Krusty for some reason has got into his head that it would be a good idea to m… https://t.co/0Ce577h1SSI love the butt-kissy tone of those old Premiere Magazine headlines "'Good Cop, Dog Cop' Bow, Wow... Wow!" https://t.co/TIUTlMZfuuTo those who saw "That '90s Show" as an attempt to "ret-con" earlier Simpsons flashback episodes (which it was not)… https://t.co/JHwoHNv4EfIf you're going to goof on podcasts, a good place to start is their live-read ads https://t.co/mQ6ldbJtKKApparently, Lenny can read Spanish, but not understand it. Carl cannot read Spanish, but can translate it perfectly. https://t.co/dhwQrEcFXYI like to think Homer drinking water from Cactus Bart's neck is one of the more unexpected images in today's television landscape.We accidentally animated the shooting script of "The Sands of Space" in The Simpsons double-spaced dialogue format,… https://t.co/WjfzEgXmRfThe "and"s on the script cover indicate that these big late 80s early 90s screenwriters each rewrote the previous d… https://t.co/cbf3FcYtwJThe shooting draft of "The Sands of Space" was written & re-written by screenwriting titans William Goldman and Joe… https://t.co/4xHKmoaNSmA shout out to the beloved Troy McClure with the Premiere Magazine headline "Troy... oh boy!" https://t.co/BH2uDEb73AThe intent in this episode was to delve deeply into the culture of movie sets, and to show all the hard work crews… https://t.co/M2RdlyO9qxThe name of the washed-up old Sam Peckinpah-type director (that we never say) is Ford Brackford. (A++++ name IMHO)"It's not landing for me that the hero doesn't refuse the quest before he accepts the quest" is a delicious slice of exec-u-speakA nice Hollywood detail is that the Movie Executive has posters for Chinese & French versions of his terrible movie… https://t.co/OVXTFLXgjEMarc Maron came in and Maron-ed up all his lines for the better, phrasing them the way he would say them. We let hi… https://t.co/YMXceiCbYoOne of the great rewards of working on The Simpsons is the luxury of jamming tiny little references into the show t… https://t.co/COSGcm8jwrIn retrospect it was a more innocent time, before ruthless IP & soulless branding came to dominate the movie busine… https://t.co/kZWmZc10ReA joke we cut about about movies in the late '80s was Krusty saying: "Nowadays, movies are all made by giant corpor… https://t.co/QQ59u9AzDfTonight's @TheSimpsons attempts to define a very specific period of show biz history, the High Concept Era. This is… https://t.co/FgmTgSsnKd @Only3Penguins @TheSimpsons yes I did mean 7
2/18
2019
@DanSigner DM me your email & you’re in for Beefsteak 9The rare beating beef heart of Beefsteak is Neal Fraser, Amy Knoll Fraser and the amazing chefs and servers at Vibi… https://t.co/D2kGiehKc7See eat beef https://t.co/PHf8rMrzwX
2/17
2019
@clmazin @thebrianposehn it was a pity magic item
2/15
2019
This is amazing I swear https://t.co/utsGPv1pbOI played D&D (for the first time in 35 years) w/ @thebrianposehn & funny pals. I was rusty but my +3 Sword of Wound… https://t.co/a4tM1dZ8acLock the gates: Marc Maron’s interviewing Krusty The Clown on The Simpsons https://t.co/ObTFWjqgq9 via @AV_Newswire @telepathetic @YeardleySmith @marcmaron IF ONLY
2/14
2019
@kbiegel 1100 calories burns a lot of brisketThe Curse of Moe https://t.co/BrgTcaIQbe @kbiegel Music audiobook or podcast?
2/13
2019
@NRothapfel @TheSimpsons @Cadbury_SA Do not consume bar
2/9
2019

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