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Retweeted by Matt @necrobranson i dont buy it @intellegint cats get tired of doing the same thing every day @edggde i like stuff thats funny @brogadishu brooks are too peaceful @edggde i feel i would be bad at bothjust put a mountain of tobiko on my mac and cheeseI'm a high/low culture kinda guy which means I make my kraft dinner with probiotic goat yogurt instead of milk and… @jessica holy shit @costco520 whoever gives you some hey can i have some tooand i was like damn that is also so truemy ap english teacher introduced us to the concept of existentialism and i was like damn that is so true and then h… @johnvvariety alright the second part is gonna be difficult but i will try @johnvvariety seems kind of weird to me that heavy metal would come without a 'metal' antecedent but i do not know my metals @johnvvariety is this true?Strangers are impressed with how smoothly and fuel-efficiently I decelerate at intersections, as well as by my musi…
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Retweeted by Matt @whorevidal jackie and sammo are my buddies and i whisper to each of them that they are my baby not the other oneit is time @areajules @jameskeithford four tops... great motown group! @luminescentorb do it @areajules lmaooo
@jameskeithford what was the deleted tweet? @computer_screen ?nose started spurtin' blood as soon as i came inside from getting beer oh yeah friday nightgood 2013 matt quote someone just pulled from the logs: ok im almost done with this loko, time to start watching spice world @WetCrowsFeather @oldking420 I would love to become a step-descendant of Hooge @jameskeithford that was exactly my thought, why change the script? @jameskeithford today someone opened with "i have $1.44..." and after i gave her money she immediately said "i have… no updates have been made @oldking420 @dabhardgetrich day...
Retweeted by Mattme to all professors today: pwease considew updating yow cwass matewials, they open monday @aliciajpg imagine thinking value exists as an ideal not a relation! @killing_my_ass_ ☝️ @tube_garden at least 5'10" in sneakers 😳 @whorevidal @Dentonppm and what a vision those creatures would be! @killing_my_ass_ i guess with like some kinds of baked mac a fork but otherwise that seems like asking for trouble @robert_magic nothing wrong with me dont know about you sorry @DinkMagic more bands should have a bez @_b_crawford do you want to keep the negatives? if so, full circle fine art, but the scans are pricey @littlecatnose im so sorry @boyprison didn't know she was there until after I gave up and went for a different spot or I would have tried harder 😔 @TwistyOnline you work with chris hemsworth?Sometimes you mess up parallel parking in front of a beautiful woman. But you have to go on with your day. @ItsPhetz uh internet @ItsPhetz we're a lucky planet @BabyFonzie @unsettlingmist @whorevidal lord i could eatDr. Quinn Medicine Woman Fancam it weird to ask for a Dr Quinn Medicine Woman fancam?
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@pomological you cant fool me @pomological thats a persimmon @mollydeez I also feel that you are a person who respect where you live cant wait for the cat pics @oldking420 I've got a closet they can have half of, if they make no noise @hypercream are you talking to me? @oldking420 bring back apprenticeship @exiled__ thank you for allowing me to follow you again 🖤 @dwayne_media probably lots of cartilege in there, or maybe not im not a bird expert @Wombats4sale bulletproof coffee 2.0 @dwayne_media ? @foucault_46 fuckkkk i need to up my gameHaving the two classic hot drinks: Coffee and Chicken BrothPlease remember to check the third house before making ANY crypto sell decisionsthem: “why is 75% of your portfolio in bitcoin” me: 🙂
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Retweeted by Mattsorry i have listened to both these songs (ag cook remix of mm) like 100+ times this monththe intros to claws and money machine both speak to me in different but equally gratifying ways. charli likes every… @hypercream god what I would give to hold my friends rn @fredamohr that person is straight up wrong and also respect for politicians is for suckers!!! @hypercream cant believe how many mutuals i have with this guy :/ @killing_my_ass_ mike's problematic hair b/w cancelled mike post (baby gf) @whorevidal practicing radical honesty at this time @whorevidal i would not eat there @IANMART1N if we lost all podcasts tomorrow civilization would be advanced @Rappin4Safety somethings wrong with her eye? @luna__poo poppers for curbside pickup would be amazing microfiction @olivia_account_ thank you i will try my best and i hope the same for you @linky_thorn fortunately, I can only speak for myself, @jameskeithford people dont know about clay? @luna__poo nopenothing feels more Rich than a heaping spoonful of fish eggs, glittering like jewelsGET LOCKED TO @noodsradio It's the one and only @UKRaveComments chat room is poppin
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