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Please please buy my books so we can buy this haunted clown motel. IG: https://t.co/t3TOu0RECm She/her/the presence in the air vents.

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Joined Twitter 6/14/08


Nothing today made sense, so I listened to Kate Bush. Now all is right again. @Sunfire2109 @dansinker motion granted @jinxeptor @dansinker we don't knowWatching @dansinker breaking down in real time trying to summary today for https://t.co/7yDQwTIzoc. He watches it a… https://t.co/1gPDwm1B5H @rachelcaine if anyone has a right to complain, IT IS YOU! I'm so sorry. This is so horrible but you got this. I hope you can get some rest.Leave me alone about it put the oven on https://t.co/6Ibqx97DXE
Retweeted by Maureen JohnsonThe impeachment hearings, in summary. https://t.co/ksgtq12DR9This feels like the Hands On A Hardbody of politics.Jim Jordan at the pre-show warmup. https://t.co/c0y9Ny1ie3
11/20
2019
positive energy for your timeline, fren https://t.co/wsS4z7J5td
Retweeted by Maureen Johnson @PaulaSimone Why is Keeley the worst? Do you know? @PaulaSimone Oscar is going to be in Seattle! He is flying there now. You can just hang around the airport with this if you want.I mean, it's a fair question. https://t.co/rtR8bCiFsKQuestion for teachers/media specialists/parents: are any schools showing any of the #ImpeachmentHearings? Do you wa… https://t.co/MWlKdDeqZt @danpfeiffer Excited to get to the entering weird op-eds into the record part of the proceedings. @albinokid @DevinNunes pookie I'm pacing @sarahw 👀 @dansinker hi danHey, Twitter family. I have a special request today. I'd like to help make some progress on this GoFundMe for a fam… https://t.co/yZ7ZffvV8v
Retweeted by Maureen JohnsonToday, QUEEN OF NOTHING by @hollyblack is OUT. Go get 70 COPIES. You will NEED them. @Bibliogato it's so hard when they are sick. ❤️ @ZerlinaMaxwell Morning, Zerlina. I hope you have plenty of coffee.https://t.co/VeGMCzvaSW https://t.co/5ENbylkJ82 @Lin_Manuel Even injured, you are so tidy. Feel better, Lin! @writermarybeth @sayswhopodcast oh, about six monthsMy new @sayswhopodcast sticker has arrived! https://t.co/2Hsr8Tbf26GET READY https://t.co/9sOtZVJmnt
11/19
2019
NYC! Max needs a home! https://t.co/9McmJCdOH7Looks who's coming kids! https://t.co/d2awtYE34f
Retweeted by Maureen JohnsonToday I accidentally discovered that you can buy a $1100 Jenga set. Late stage Capitalism is a real sucker's game,… https://t.co/X7N9LzSCDCI was staring absently at this medical office wall art for a good half hour before I thought, “Wait. Cats shouldn’t… https://t.co/PvezVZHPXm @TeamUfYH @Lin_Manuel Lin legit gives me hope in many things. This is one of them. @sarahreesbrenna @LaurenMyracle @johngreen @kiernanshipka BABY LOVE! @Lin_Manuel @JeanineTesori Your house is soothingly tidy, Lin. It makes me feel like anything is possible!
11/18
2019
My dog played with her friend and it turned...strangely romantic? https://t.co/xCkm5Dj1K9 @ManMadeMoon "There's no pizza quite like Woking pizza, is there Jenkins?" "No sir." "I think it's the water in the… https://t.co/nk5FHE2PDvThe prince went to the window, and after five or six minutes of examining the mechanism, worked out how to close th… https://t.co/Ta6zjvjlnD"And when I said I was at the Pizza Express on that particular night in 2010. Yes, I rather nailed it, didn't I?" T… https://t.co/7dFoceckwy"You crushed it, sir," says the servant, as Prince Andrew dons the royal pajamas. "I did, didn't I?" the prince rep… https://t.co/o54hXXklxO @SarahWatson42 Finally, we have a hero.yes. https://t.co/iuHGkxBJi2 @dansinker We just have nothing, you know? It's a real problem.I mean this is fair. It's well known that here in New York, there are no hotels, inns, rooms to rent, or just other… https://t.co/qYbGsm1RWjme: food? waiter: *suspiciously* yes
Retweeted by Maureen JohnsonI was spending quality time at #JojoRabbit. What is this Walter reed stuff? Conspiracy theories only. @AngryBlackLady That’s so Badger’s Drift. @twonnet @TaikaWaititi I think so. There are intense emotional experiences in it, so you might want to talk about those after.I just saw #JojoRabbit and I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole theater erupted into applause. @TaikaWaititihttps://t.co/e4RzqsVjGm
11/17
2019
Whoooooboy this is some interview. https://t.co/xxCQOiqjVMIs this #PrinceAndrew interview available for viewing in the US?Sometimes Dexy does not want to eat. Instead, she barks at and prances around her dish, like she is LAUGHING at it,… https://t.co/ZJsJrdCl6f"POSSIBLE CULT ACTIVITY AT NIXON LIBRARY" 👀 https://t.co/aXpgJ2abzJ
Retweeted by Maureen Johnson @neilhimself How far is or down does this go.Do not blame me I am only the vessel. @PaulaSimone paula I am the vesselDear @neilhimself, please explain. This cannot be a coincidence.Bring it home. https://t.co/6SBzKODSwmWait now. https://t.co/JSxgQifWrv @gwensdad I have pierced the veilI'm on to something here.Hang on. https://t.co/D4zCQXIJnY @HayesBrown it's not my fault i am the vessel onlyWhat's happening. https://t.co/J44lZMiVahOh no. https://t.co/hLrtQRAjeuI'm not wrong about this. https://t.co/XHXuUCtivM @chick_in_kiev God bless youTeens: this is all as bad and dumb as it seems to be, but there is hope in every crack, in every time we turn on th… https://t.co/SiWFSIgVzyThis is all so much stupider than I thought it would be https://t.co/AYARGPnKfz
Retweeted by Maureen JohnsonMy book Hi, Anxiety came out three years ago today. I'm still so proud of it and I think it's useful, too. At the t… https://t.co/wN0ut0gmRN
Retweeted by Maureen JohnsonRachel is going through something extreme. She could use an outpouring of live, and buy her books! They are great a… https://t.co/RnJI90eckp @rachelcaine ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️I just bought these KitKats, even though I really don't like peach, just so they can sit out prominently in my hous… https://t.co/VD6qNdD3TV
Retweeted by Maureen Johnson @dansinker hi dan what’s up?Honestly, today might be among the hardest day to untangle everything that happened impeachment-wise. Sitting down… https://t.co/9t88qtjTdC
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11/16
2019
THIS LOOKS LIKE A CASE FOR BOOK TWITTER. https://t.co/goyHaA3FDn"More LGBT people in media is something I've always wanted very badly. If our film can be a part of encouraging tha… https://t.co/uczc0SSAWi
Retweeted by Maureen JohnsonSome heady news. We’ve received notice that we are losing our lease for our Balboa Avenue storefront, and will need… https://t.co/6Y0160UqhT
Retweeted by Maureen Johnson @ZerlinaMaxwell Was really hoping you knew. @amandapalmer @neilhimself @GoodOmensPrime Would pay extraIs this how you lawyer? Can I lawyer? Am I lawyering now? @reynoldsgareth you're a good dadmood https://t.co/xsingvuCaiAlso, there is no d in his name. The d is for typos. Or don't even care.Rodger Stone has been found guilty. On this momentous day, a nod to @spookperson, the greatest of the Rodger Stone… https://t.co/b1DQP4R156*removes bucket from head* did it start alreadyThis massive video of Christine Blasey Ford's testimony is playing on repeat in front of Brett Kavanaugh's dinner g… https://t.co/4UQsuaxFg3
Retweeted by Maureen JohnsonThis is terrible. #savemysteriousgalaxy https://t.co/jH4u9KX9vZ @TunafishTiger @TaikaWaititi @sarahreesbrenna then it must be true @TunafishTiger @TaikaWaititi @sarahreesbrenna yes @PlanetofFinks @MaraWilson @KnivesOut DO YOU GUYS JUST PREMIERE ALL THE TIME ALSO THAT MOVIE LOOKS AMAZINGLast night I had a dream that @TaikaWaititi was telling me something wonderful and fascinating, but the alarm went… https://t.co/RbVGQPdgcf @Raphaelite_Girl oh my god*all of Author Twitter laughs, stares, wonders which stores oligarchs do their mass orders at* https://t.co/cABh0R1Ct2Let’s do this, Philly. https://t.co/Dhe24naZum
11/15
2019
Many practices accepted as standard in the literary arts are, in my opinion, legitimatized scams that successfully… https://t.co/WzcguPDtED
Retweeted by Maureen Johnson @TheAntmanCometh https://t.co/3EHRDldk3vI think you can see yourself out. https://t.co/nlm4iqZyYiI anticipate this will become An Object Of Concern.The children upstairs have acquired a steel drum.This is the most love Don Jr. has ever gotten. https://t.co/cABh0R1Ct2
11/14
2019

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