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Max Humphries @MaxHumphries Farnham, England

Experimental puppeteer, theater maker and engineer. Chief Puppet Designer for Cirque du Soleil's Luzia, currently building Dragons and Mythical Beasts Live!

1,354 Following   1,870 Followers   21,893 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/14/11


@kevinjaystanton Nice dude! Can’t wait to see how this turns out in... (checks watch)... 30 years. Let’s bonsai!The best thing you will see all day. https://t.co/N2duQmNup5
Retweeted by Max Humphries @Trungles Iris has a toy unicorn that she’s named “Pink-eye” and I think we can all agree yep that’s a perfect name for a unicorn. @Orionlesc Hell yeah! Fantomas pose!Hey! Parents! Stop doing crafting, Ponyo’s on Netflix this morning you’re welcome.パイの実(チーズケーキ)の空箱で工作しました! https://t.co/GrVNySEOwT
Retweeted by Max Humphries @HerrDirector The hottest. I had his classic just-the-sides moustache in my early twenties (bonus teen-Scutt) https://t.co/T0b8jzr1iWJust made kimchi with 1/3rd inprovised ingredients and 1/3rd missing ingredients. Offering a prayer to Maangchi. @AlmeidaTheatre Ahh that’s a shame, did it ever get recorded?There is a good essay waiting to be written about digital representations of Marina Abramovic, her use by herself a… https://t.co/Kw1WnMqVc4
Retweeted by Max HumphriesHey @AlmeidaTheatre anywhere people can watch Mr Burns online? Did it ever get recorded? XI hope when this is all done stockpiling doesn’t become a dirty word. Stockpiling is incredible useful for situatio… https://t.co/fsJEVk6zyx#clapforNHS was a lovely gesture from a public who felt helpless and wanted to show their appreciation. You and yo… https://t.co/uFMnl3NgVN
Retweeted by Max HumphriesBest thing about quarantine is I’m spending a lot of time with this absolute unit. https://t.co/VIL3YDHZd6I am performing this for the next hour, with my deepest apologies to Marina Abramović. Your pre-printed ticket code… https://t.co/CdyJXMM0CA
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4/1
2020
Toby Young here, not so much taking the mask off as dispensing with human form altogether. https://t.co/EHNR4bTcY8
Retweeted by Max Humphries @Radimudio Ahh dude, really sorry to hear about your loss, hope your holding up ok xOKAY! i've done it. really excited (and absolutely terrified) to have submitted a business plan to develop the next… https://t.co/f0RqniHWot
Retweeted by Max HumphriesSolidarity is a beautiful thing. https://t.co/eJHX0ifxsj
Retweeted by Max HumphriesWe're sharing craft activities and stories every day to keep you entertained during lockdown. These resources are a… https://t.co/i6L9nZeSZi
Retweeted by Max HumphriesWhere’s Brad Leone’s longpig video? Doesn’t Bon Appétit know there’s an apocalypse coming?The opposite of a Covidiot is a Brovid. “Stayed inside all week? Way to go brovid!” “You picked up my shopping to… https://t.co/ICSp8E9upX @jcaffoe Aww man if you’ve got one spare! (Also @lanibirdtweets was in need too)
3/31
2020
this is absolutely terrifying https://t.co/5vt2bUlV7f
Retweeted by Max Humphries @mralexgb @andy_brunskill @CharlieBrunskil Do you need plans? This is a damn good mouse, maybe a Ojibwa bird snar… https://t.co/naBO6dZ5xJICYMI: Many of you tuned in on Friday for our 60 minute special featuring some of your favorite moments from Kurios… https://t.co/QteOJPHciD
Retweeted by Max Humphries @ykarps @mxnlightboo Naaaaah... I would stop farming tarantulas in a second if I found out I was taking them from s… https://t.co/BE0ppPnWPhA few people on here are having fun communicating with their neighbours using messages placed in windows, so I’m jo… https://t.co/ylXsnmvNT5
Retweeted by Max Humphries @kevinjaystanton @shminsington Haha FYI I didn’t make this! I just know people make models for bonsais @kevinjaystanton Kevin if you get a bonsai I’ll make a little model house for the pot https://t.co/K0ekCksTFJ @kevinjaystanton I’m here to talk you into bonsaiJudy Hopps’ ties to organised crime are going to haunt her entire career. I hope it was worth it.Coronavirus - cases & deaths: Germany 🇩🇪 60,659 482 (0.8%) UK 🇬🇧 19,522 1,228 (6.3%) ▪️UK has just 6.… https://t.co/fSFeJdXe6z
Retweeted by Max Humphries @chootalks This is excellent as due to a twist of fate this is the majority of the contents of my fridge. https://t.co/Q3wGGCG9t8remember when Ken Watanabe was in DETECTIVE PIKACHU and played his role with decency and grace
Retweeted by Max Humphries @churlishmeg https://t.co/oKtcIr4Anq Sounds like this...New social distancing rules: you may go on walks with loved ones but they must remain 6 feet behind you and if you… https://t.co/2ph9He5QjM
Retweeted by Max HumphriesPlease borrow ebooks through your actual library. They have purchased the books and authors get royalties. The Inte… https://t.co/oC0cUbi8qf
Retweeted by Max Humphries"You're mad a billionaire donated 25mill? How much have YOU donated" bro I pay my taxes percentage wise I've donate… https://t.co/8nx9zsUUIK
Retweeted by Max HumphriesI have never been this thoroughly bodied before by a tweet https://t.co/0B7mdgZndB
Retweeted by Max Humphries @jakewyattriot It’d be impossible to get past the theme song.
3/30
2020
Our first NHS Heroes who gave their lives to protect their fellow British citizens from Covid19: Amged el-Hawrani… https://t.co/0xHKSD13GD
Retweeted by Max Humphries @TheVickyVox @tomscuttdesign There’s so much more though WATCH THE SHOW TOM! @garyhills I used this Brad Leone recipe 👌 https://t.co/Iu4T2q6hLZ @TheVickyVox @tomscuttdesign Your pitch was better then mine https://t.co/ssGwqZkVbH @TheVickyVox Vicky can you help me persuade @tomscuttdesign to watch Steven Universe during lockdown?Beetle squire Very confused about where and who he is, the squire keeps working for the Hags. Hoping it will bring… https://t.co/FtZyVcwYnA
Retweeted by Max Humphries @heyjenbartel I spend a lot of time in my @ohmonah deadlines hoodieThis whole “It’s okay to pirate books now because of the pandemic” thing got me tempted to fight strangers via quot… https://t.co/UVTRpJqSwC
Retweeted by Max Humphries @garyhills Had some on the go from about 2 months ago, real good grated over pasta https://t.co/37hljM116aIf you need something to keep the kids entertained this afternoon, we've got a whole host of craft activities on ou… https://t.co/8woJM7MeHo
Retweeted by Max Humphries @monarobot Nice! Will do! @MonsterIslandB @MinovskyArticle Did @ykarps write these?It’s like a weird parmesan but it delicious.There’s truth here but food waste is a crime at any time, here’s how to salt cure egg yolks.… https://t.co/rmTbmSFc5thttps://t.co/c23wX1HRWK https://t.co/UJKKAHHXxS
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Retweeted by Max Humphries @ykarps @MaxFagandini @thestorybeast Why have a treehouse when you can have a treemurderhotel? @MaxFagandini @thestorybeast Wait is this a murderers guide to interior design?If capitalism is so great, why does it need to be bailed out by socialism every ten years?
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Retweeted by Max HumphriesNoam Chomsky calls this "manufacturing consent". If the general public can be convinced that 20,000 #coronavirus de… https://t.co/SqlPtGPIqy
Retweeted by Max HumphriesOk help me with this. Here’s Handmade Homes, a book on self builds from the 70’s. now the question is what’s this… https://t.co/z2OnBOLWDEShould I just buckle and get Animal Crossing? @ykarps @bedtoaster Canonically doesn’t have a penis.
3/29
2020
If you know me you know I love cooking. And if you talk to me about food it won’t take long before I start telling… https://t.co/BIa9t5M3Kr @miltosyerolemou Why would you? those things have like a two year shelf life that’s some good stockpiling miltos.Everybody - David’s house in Malibu is currently empty. https://t.co/JloIsR7gGn
Retweeted by Max Humphries @ykarps Have you seen that Corridor Crew video about the setup for filming the Mandalorean?I can’t say this enough: 🗣 POOR AND MIDDLE CLASS FOLKS DONATE MORE -BY PERCENTAGE- OF THEIR WEALTH AND RESOURCES… https://t.co/2sii6iuRQt
Retweeted by Max HumphriesCan't get over this article by @RottenInDenmark. Do you WANT guillotines, rich people? Because this is how you get… https://t.co/v3LJaC42JQ
Retweeted by Max HumphriesA medical fetish company is supplying the NHS with protective gear during a pandemic and being clearer about the sh… https://t.co/lV1w50EmP9
Retweeted by Max HumphriesWait until he finds out what’s happening to our freedom of movement next year... https://t.co/jqjrak3Oku
Retweeted by Max Humphries#QuestionTime I work for one of the world’s biggest manufacturers of ventilators and the UK govt have ordered only… https://t.co/FqR6ZkV010
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3/28
2020
@lanibirdtweets I wanna see your take on Lagombi or Kehzu 👍I had a day to kill in Edinburgh so went and saw the matinee of Chomet’s The Illusionist at the cinema round the co… https://t.co/TeXsNKWXzz @TomFletcher @derekbond @LisaMMcGee @ORLTheatre @NiamhMcGrady @weebeetee ❄️🦖👍 https://t.co/ONekNskGBXWHY ARE WE ALLOCATING EMERGENCY AID FOR THE ARTS? Screamed by people who have been watching Netflix, reading books… https://t.co/3Xgv1PViu4
Retweeted by Max HumphriesI can’t because the Tories suffocated mental health budgets. https://t.co/ub91YSp6RK
Retweeted by Max Humphries @HerrDirector HERE COMES THE MAYOR! @dashiellsilva Oh fuck that gilding! Looks burger cheese.A lot of you probably have coronavirus bc one symptom is having no taste
Retweeted by Max Humphries @itskoob @ykarps Don’t forget when Australia caught fire.I live in Germany, where they applaud their health service by funding it Goodnight
Retweeted by Max HumphriesFair play to Rishi Sunak, desperately waiting 3 months to be paid is very much the authentic self-employed experience
Retweeted by Max Humphries @TannerTrue Don’t even get me started on the time-turner...Clapping for NHS staff is great. Now let's give them a pay rise, properly funded hospitals – and make sure every… https://t.co/lut7BRF2dW
Retweeted by Max HumphriesWant to see the last time Tories cheered in relation to the NHS, it’s when they defeated Labour's motion to give NH… https://t.co/BsriButpIo
Retweeted by Max HumphriesAll the info on the #selfemployed income support scheme https://t.co/gdeENrguWq
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3/27
2020
FYI this is the equivalent of me donating $30, it is absolutely time to tax billionaires out of existence and use t… https://t.co/EaQ4Bkz3aF
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Retweeted by Max Humphries @derekbond FYI there’s an option to save a pdf copy at the bottom of the page after you apply each year 👍 @Taijuey @play_multiverse Kevin this is really good dang @rjwood_design The revolution starts on Padstowsocial distancing https://t.co/kDzBsHqn75
Retweeted by Max HumphriesThe whole UK is on lockdown. Every ounce of flour and yeast has been torn from the shelves as everyone barricades t… https://t.co/LyIX1vg9ps @dashiellsilva I would listen to thisCoronavirus is a reminder that the welfare state is not “a burden” but a form of collective insurance against life’… https://t.co/dbYVa5pOjg
Retweeted by Max HumphriesY’all are conditioned to protect the rich because y’all are tricked into the idea that you will eventually be rich… https://t.co/Xr7hrhyNxC
Retweeted by Max HumphriesDUDE. READ THE ROOM. https://t.co/dMmxCqJyF3
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3/26
2020

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