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comedian and writer. creator of 60 second classics

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Joined Twitter 1/20/11


awesome, very bad, what's that now https://t.co/xuH8IhUjVX
6/6
2020
Friends and family agree that Breonna Taylor was drawn to a career in health care because she cared about people.… https://t.co/WM4dzG9xMC
Retweeted by Mike Camerlengo @bernz0ne I believe it’s from an earlier seasonI remember this episode https://t.co/EyLJ0u6u2H
6/5
2020
@jadebudowski Jade, I’m so sorry for your loss.
6/4
2020
"Everything we are seeing is a symptom of a larger disease": the civil-rights lawyer Bryan Stevenson on the frustra… https://t.co/lwxZovQc8Z
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6/2
2020
I don’t know doesn’t sound like him https://t.co/mI3fOiw82e
6/1
2020
@cddukefan I hope it was glorious
5/29
2020
@jwhit4500 hell yeah dude! That’s what happens when you pick a grade a movie like BTILC
5/28
2020
@mmaggeler that’s one great hat
5/27
2020
@YouKnowBJ_ at least force him left! @JaredCurry32 the osteoporosis roll is deadly and can be used in many situations! @JuddApatow comedic recaps of all your favorite movies from back in the day https://t.co/8Ty12QOYcKenjoy some more golf content thank you https://t.co/uV50EoBll4
5/25
2020
every golf match should have like 3 random guys who are on the verge of a breakdown because they keep hitting it in the woods“a viewer at home has alerted us to an illegal drop...” #TheMatch https://t.co/r6iMZn3H1k
5/24
2020
@TallCanAudio there's one in every family @richeisen Hey Rich, a much shorter version of Rudy you may enjoy https://t.co/aHHDLm1oDa @The_Menace901 the double hand grab is a true sign of oh shit what’s happening. tough times @DanaWessel Thank you my friend!Happy 15 year anniversary to the couch jump https://t.co/BlfoVYN98k @SportsCamDude we did it!
5/23
2020
@heylookitskev the only way to grind! @SmithChris I think I’m stefHappy Memorial day. Here's to apple pastry https://t.co/eR3BNegjdu
Retweeted by Mike Camerlengo @deauleau we all have our journeyAmerican Pie in 60 Seconds https://t.co/wQ2uRqJyY5 @birmy3 @jcneal27 pal don’t act like I didn’t watch quantum leap every week @bmullis618 exporting now actually @jcneal27 Haha I haven’t seen that since I was a kid but I should probably give it a rewatch
5/22
2020
@TheOperationCV PSH was a legend @JKindschi its beautiful @TonyCobb177 you bet your ass it isi like all these athletes producing documentaries on themselves but remember sandy lyle did it first https://t.co/5uRuWsnK8E @VinceMancini Great piece and man what a flick.Congrats to everyone graduating. if i could give my younger self some advice it'd be DO NOT eat a bacon, egg and ch… https://t.co/8WKTkUJFSv @markinson_john Drago - 10 Rocky - 911
5/21
2020
“Rocky’s on the receiving end of so many direct hits, that Apollo added a “plus 1” to his weekly poker game.” 😂💀 https://t.co/R23sQyL5sc
Retweeted by Mike Camerlengo @12Bdubs 2021 is the year of Doyle’s @RZimm2 oh yeah I mean what a disastrous first round. Lotta people ripping up ticketsI’d guess the Vegas odds going into this fight was Drago -550my plans 2020 https://t.co/KeMZm29T7d @fakeezzie I appreciate it, thanks for sharing! @slotharmstrong You’re welcome my friend @coachpren If that jump punch connected he had him!my plans 2020 https://t.co/HozibnrDOz @Oates2Hull Thanks, i appreciate it! @segathon I’d love to go to Doyle’s right about now @timclark3 look I’m not saying it never works... @Goofing_Around_ to this day I’m like I don’t think he’s gonna make it out of the first roundi broke down the first round of Rocky vs Drago https://t.co/Zv6o56ZJCM
5/20
2020
my god imagine how many times MJ would have punched Steve Kerr if he read a poem he wroteDemolition Man (1993) https://t.co/QoJOUurVfDI feel like we’re not talking about how cool of a name Luc Longley is. If I have a kid their ass is getting named Luc Longleythe guy who delivered MJ’s pizza https://t.co/RRI9ybey6I
5/18
2020
@Drich843 cease and desist New JerseyJersey on board with medium sized dolphin measurement @MCamerlengo https://t.co/zDrbtq8ZAB
Retweeted by Mike Camerlengo @ThisJamesCoker @marshallstratto This video is great man! Cotter on the drums is 🔥🔥🔥 @jdz228 Iceman just wants a safe workplace!Happy 34th anniversary to the boys playing volleyball https://t.co/NzB8V3sVV4 @tyschmit @ToneDigz that dude was a maniac!
5/16
2020
Holy shit https://t.co/q94hAaQKVw
Retweeted by Mike Camerlengo @28_8kbpsTweets Hahaha dude I wish that was me
5/15
2020
@heychucktaylor my brain just automatically made me think of 14 dick puns @pathoulihan Yeah I’m gonna give it a read as well. Looks like it’s online @pathoulihan Thanks dude! @AlexKakambouras I thought it was a D1 college game at first! What a crowdnew episode: angus https://t.co/v9TUbpwsx4
5/14
2020
@nunofjustice Haha I will also click that option @Carlos_Marlos thanks, glad you liked it!check the new nascar video below https://t.co/nsUpZalZsw @tomecurran a masterpiece @28_8kbpsTweets Hahaha yes!i am crying. https://t.co/UtS1H5zONU
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5/13
2020
all i'll say is this...if a guy squares up and then takes time to re-adjust his glasses it means he's capable of ma… https://t.co/BbiJeUmdca @Stanimal032 hahah the cigarette stomp is a classic move @Jerm_C everybody was draining mid range jumpers!
5/12
2020
watching 17 straight commercials that start with “in these trying times...” https://t.co/H67YeZVbNe“What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!” has made me laugh for 20+ years https://t.co/OQ37MH2NXY @DonutBrother22 thank you. The dick missile is something you see a mile away but impossible to stop
5/11
2020
A Shawn Marion 3 😂😂😂 https://t.co/BjCJMNP8A2
Retweeted by Mike Camerlengo @willhickmanjr Thanks Will! I sleptwalk down the stairs when I was five and well here we are @iandschultz The DM is tough to beat!feed buddy in the post and get out of the way https://t.co/GMyv2QYUUAHappy Mother’s Day to Mrs. McCallister. In this day and age I’m sure she would have been “canceled” for losing trac… https://t.co/tQbfGUM4iw
5/10
2020
@npbarton_barton ref had the whistle in his pocket @casspa the word is spreading about the videos on this squarespace website
5/9
2020
I also recommend the website https://t.co/0xZqqO0zYy https://t.co/InCgoQDQN2 @Lin_Manuel thank you my friend! @Lin_Manuel I had this on VHS when I was a kid. i probably saw it over 15 times. That's hmmm, way too many @petercilella thanks Peter! I've wondered what people in the stands of that game were thinking for years... @SpenceNeb25 HahahaI personally think buddy should have gotten tossed for that dick missile but hey it was the 90sWe have a #FBF special for ya today! @MCamerlengo and @Wes_nship joined us to talk about their careers and the idea… https://t.co/e0a417d77t
Retweeted by Mike Camerlengo @ringballs22 they don’t miss! @The_UnSilent_ an effective technique! @AndreaJ152230 Hahaha amazing. Yeah I think I missed this when I was younger but I went back and studied the tape and wow what a scene! @WNFIV man I’d kill to be that smartHahahaha the dick missile https://t.co/MN79dl9W96
Retweeted by Mike Camerlengo @financeguy17 I approve of this
5/8
2020

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