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internet sorceress at the New York Times

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Joined Twitter 5/25/09


@gilbertcruz fine fine i'll go steal the printer room by styles. @gilbertcruz sorry, did culture have the broom closet reserved?hour two of the great calendar collapse. people wandering the office, unsure which meeting room they're supposed to… https://t.co/RcGaSJPtpWman you missed tater tot Monday by ONE DAY, Jake. Mark your calendar for next week. https://t.co/NoBpLhFOgw @sarahlyall all i hear is you get to be somewhere with better croissants than I.men explain things to me https://t.co/uWxTBG913o
Retweeted by erin mccann |millennials don’t own homes because this quiznos commercial put a hex on us as children https://t.co/Cmg6QcyYHW
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Retweeted by erin mccann |Fellow writers, here’s a good reminder that whatever story you’re currently trying to wrestle to the ground is rela… https://t.co/tYtsqHAXRX
Retweeted by erin mccann |Phish fans know more details about Phish than I know about literally anything in my own life. https://t.co/HCe0HWtmJE
Retweeted by erin mccann |Suzanne Collins is writing a prequel to “The Hunger Games,” which will take place in Panem 64 years before the even… https://t.co/NWSzPedqJk
Retweeted by erin mccann |NEW: Robocalls are overwhelming hospitals and patients around the country, threatening a new public health crisis.… https://t.co/ynYcCdEvGl
Retweeted by erin mccann | @byJenAMiller AhhhhhhhhThe Hells Angels reportedly bought their building in Manhattan's East Village for $1,900 in 1977. (… https://t.co/B5byxshTGV
Retweeted by erin mccann |The lives projected by “influencers” were never exactly real. But now the influencers themselves are fake. Crazy s… https://t.co/dP3JHuejJ5
Retweeted by erin mccann | @samthielman You have a generally kind demeanor and an adorable toddler, both of which help @samthielman I Found a ReasonI'm not saying Stevie made it happen but I'm not not saying that.Anyway side note: one of my very best New Years Eves in this hell city was 2014 when the band I went to see at Broo… https://t.co/6PO3qSyiQmShazam found the song unreasonably fast as if to say, "lady are you seriously not sure who this is oh my gawd."I just had to Shazam Stevie Nicks, so now I'm afraid I'm going to get sent to The Bad Place.Hey cool I found the opening anecdote for my eventual Why I'm Leaving New York essay https://t.co/lITjpUq3cs @Fdr1942 He's keeping half a semi-watchful eye on the place.Google Reader died almost exactly six years ago and if I had to pinpoint when the Internet nosedived, that would be the day
Retweeted by erin mccann |We are literally the only two people in this bar. Everyone else, including the bartender, has gone outside to the g… https://t.co/d5sJjl7Tn1IT'S CALLED THE MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS, SUSAN · https://t.co/91SsiM5GVM
Retweeted by erin mccann |McConnell vows to fully fund the 9/11 victim fund, wonders why Jon Stewart is "all bent out of shape"… https://t.co/5PoZaiME37
Retweeted by erin mccann |now that the term "deepfake" has been politicized and twisted to mean any edited video, i suggest that for accuracy… https://t.co/7HHLDRrElT
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6/18
2019
@kateconger Do you know about the #editing slack channel? We had QUITE the conversation about hyphens last week.Mr. Grizzle said that for more than a year, educators had noticed more signs of vaping in classrooms, restrooms and… https://t.co/qi2zVD13tHdare to dream https://t.co/ZkFl2emECw @ByMattStevens Very on brand https://t.co/B0knp7XL3m @mccanner I tried to swipe the back of a cereal box
Retweeted by erin mccann |just tried to use the down arrow on my computer to lower my standing desk, how's your monday going?HELLO 9-1-1 I AM BEING BULLIED ON thiS WEBSITE https://t.co/cHrCodSEr9
Retweeted by erin mccann | @NicoSGonzalez can the @audubonsociety make it stop thoughthese auto suggestions are a journey https://t.co/sVR1iYp7baThe mayor of Phoenix said in a statement that she was "sick" over what she had seen in the videos https://t.co/sJDdlKxMaY
Retweeted by erin mccann |His sermon prompted the Knox County district attorney’s office to examine cases that Mr. Fritts had worked on as a… https://t.co/JXshO0uONEAn Indian magician was believed dead on Monday after attempting a stunt inspired by Harry Houdini that involved an… https://t.co/w1iNhIsrmbWatch @AndersonCooper's obituary for his mother Gloria Vanderbilt. "What an extraordinary life. What an extraordina… https://t.co/WNrSrtMqo8
Retweeted by erin mccann |I've been online since the late 80s (thanks, older brother), and I can genuinely say, in those 30 or so years, I ha… https://t.co/3auBnbyYSrPlease welcome your 2020 nominee https://t.co/vQsJ1JJXzg
Retweeted by erin mccann |You're killing me, Washington Post. https://t.co/jBRMvhLWJm
Retweeted by erin mccann |“At the airport, he refused to board without the baby. The immigration officers, he said, told him that Constantin… https://t.co/WX5EQ5eyY1
Retweeted by erin mccann |New: When I surveyed my readers about what they wanted from my 2020 coverage, they overwhelmingly said that climate… https://t.co/zgS7GTHd4W
Retweeted by erin mccann | @man @erincarly @TheAtlantic @TwitterDev I'm a big fan of recirculating "old" stories, because of course people don… https://t.co/n0j6lCsYynNot that I didn't also retweet about it today, but you have to admire the cynicism in knowing you can get twitter r… https://t.co/hBlqvSd7EC
Retweeted by erin mccann |I guess they actually are geniuses? https://t.co/wSI3zzZBM9
Retweeted by erin mccann |Big Little Lies is mostly about watching Oscar-winning actresses snap “Get in the car” at scared children.
Retweeted by erin mccann |*Sees Adam Scott trending* *Fears the worse* *Realizes it’s *that* Adam Scott and not *this* Adam Scott* https://t.co/GPjNmru3YV
Retweeted by erin mccann | @TheCyberMatt I don't have the app and dont intend toLaura Dern is alive when we are, and it is a blessing we do not deserve. https://t.co/t3WpRRNVzI
Retweeted by erin mccann |Ahhh they're @RevelTransit. Anyway, hey guys, your scooter on the corner of calyer and Leonard is probably going to… https://t.co/YwRlXuBoYvThere's a Revel scooter on my block that someone forgot to turn completely off, and after poking at it for five min… https://t.co/CnnaLYpEyUTrump really enjoys the Twitter feedback loop: “I put one out this morning. And as soon as I pressed the button, t… https://t.co/LE6VuOFliL
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6/17
2019
Astonishing picture of what 2m people look like in HKs streets https://t.co/imqKqSE8dQ
Retweeted by erin mccann |Can’t believe this story, almost a year in the making, debuts tonight. Please make time to watch what happened to C… https://t.co/gfNTVl2Z7a
Retweeted by erin mccann |#engagementNot that I didn't also retweet about it today, but you have to admire the cynicism in knowing you can get twitter r… https://t.co/hBlqvSd7EC19/ Like most 90s kids, I *love* Pokemon. When I explained to my dad what Pokemon was, he nodded in understanding… https://t.co/6YWKHn0znt
Retweeted by erin mccann |[If you’re picturing three white guys who looked like they definitely bought tickets to Fyre fest, and tell people… https://t.co/MAzAOJKNVc
Retweeted by erin mccann |"Tire rotation" yeah ill rotate my tires... by driving my car around. Fuck off
Retweeted by erin mccann |WHY DON'T MILLENNIALS WORK HARDER SO THEY CAN BUY MY OVERSIZED HOUSE WHICH I FINANCED WITH MY NEWSPAPER ROUTE IN TH… https://t.co/6uLXPmimpi
Retweeted by erin mccann |"I'm sorry, I know it's confusing, it's just that these three nearly-identical shades of blue are literally the onl… https://t.co/BKNeOpWKkD
Retweeted by erin mccann |(Monocle pops out) https://t.co/vKIGmCKff5
Retweeted by erin mccann |An art history student, a record company employee and a young activist who had just moved to New York City: 50 year… https://t.co/jwfndP62vo
Retweeted by erin mccann |Thread 👇👇👇 https://t.co/qHFOTp8uPGArctic researcher: "I’m running out of adjectives to describe the scope of change we’re seeing." https://t.co/3RTvjEvRVs
Retweeted by erin mccann |My cousin in England told her colleagues she wanted a Mariah Carey birthday cake. They misunderstood, and is the ca… https://t.co/o9zkPvgrZk
Retweeted by erin mccann |MOST ATLANTA THING EVER 🐴🤣: A group of kids broke out into a very enthusiastic serenade of @LilNasX's 'Old Town Roa… https://t.co/H1FFXEWM1S
Retweeted by erin mccann | @jeremyexplains They are up to something, I'm telling you.
6/16
2019
This video is more dramatic than the actual movie “The Social Network” https://t.co/i3hBPuftlK
Retweeted by erin mccann | @ModCloth uh thanks guys, I get the point! https://t.co/yX7R8he1ipcheesefood
Retweeted by erin mccann |fassshhhion
Retweeted by erin mccann |The episode I just watched was a former navy seal who didn't believe in empathy but also couldn't start a fire and… https://t.co/cPgp32MeyjEvery single episode of Naked and Afraid is a mid-30s woman with long blond hair proving she is extremely more capa… https://t.co/d5EEjyeJchalarmed by what the guardian's art director seems to think a "messy" house looks like https://t.co/2cVjRDQzMl
Retweeted by erin mccann | @emmastory We should introduce our mockingbirds to each other so they can pair off and move to Montclair.Every company should be offering the things outlined in this contract it’s crazy how basic some of these things seem https://t.co/r2bBCHJN6Q
Retweeted by erin mccann |Shout-out to the gentleman next to me who texted someone “I’m getting out of the subway right now" and then continu… https://t.co/T7yQhW3FdW
Retweeted by erin mccann |Pay our salaries https://t.co/jHHAM2QJoV
Retweeted by erin mccann |A shocking case in Alaska has highlighted a loophole in sexual assault statutes nationwide. Now the survivor of the… https://t.co/4flrKI9aO4
Retweeted by erin mccann |Maybe we spend less at real-life stores because all the stores are bank branches now.Or even "Americans spend more on food kits than restaurants". That comparison would make sense!This is a ... weird comparison? "I was going to have tacos for dinner but instead I decided to buy a skirt?" https://t.co/BeX8UooBCW @Ben_Blumoehr That sounds like fun! @seecmb We have a mockingbird who has learned to replicate a car alarm noise, and it's not bringing him any lady bi… https://t.co/SQ3JU3qxRcThe Murder Case That Lit the Fuse in Hong Kong https://t.co/FqX2RfWcLmAll I know for sure is that I've never had to close a window because of incessant bird noises and I've had to do it… https://t.co/rsMyt6gXK0"But how would we KNOW if the amount of bird-chirping were especially loud from one spring to the next?," she asked herself.How much of a difference will the @vox_union contract make? We just secured a salary minimum that's $26,000 more th… https://t.co/uftAT31Nv9
Retweeted by erin mccann |This is a Milwaukee station about an alligator in Texas. It will no doubt will be celebrated as a massive social me… https://t.co/AU9IvHCnBq
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6/15
2019
My husband sent me this, saying that our cat refuses to move, so his ear is now an `enter key` https://t.co/KdU75tRYDb
Retweeted by erin mccann |Perfectly normal Friday night here on Reddit https://t.co/LivMRUyoZGAugustine Tolton was born into slavery, escaped to freedom as a child during the Civil War, and became the first Af… https://t.co/lGg5SQCpAI
Retweeted by erin mccann | @gilbertcruz https://t.co/eUet9siO2cI mean. https://t.co/ICfJiBkyLu https://t.co/E08T4ayDq0The backstory on how a fascinating obituary came to be, seven years after the death of its subject: https://t.co/ICfJiBkyLu
6/14
2019

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