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mchenrykeith @mchenrykeith Portland or at a con

I used to wash your dishes. Now I'm grabbing life by the throat. In my forties but somehow not conservative.

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Joined Twitter 12/5/08


@MaggieMcMuff Don't fade away! I need your help to make me pretty! More importantly, I love you and you're too wonderful to fade away.
11/25
2020
Important addition: The only family I have ever had in Texas were my gay uncles, who introduced me to ceviche.I got 32. I have never been to Texas. https://t.co/4gmkmNamW9While you're living under *my* roof you obey *my* rules and you will. be. forklift. certified.
Retweeted by mchenrykeiththere are 6 main types of sexual activity roles: top, bottom, up, down, charm and strange
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11/23
2020
I told my daughter to grab her mask so we can go to the store. This was the mask she grabbed. https://t.co/JQdRZltCSv
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11/22
2020
Somewhere a Warhammer player is furiously typing a rebuttal about how playing a game for fun isn't rules-as-written. https://t.co/PSzXgOzETO
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11/20
2020
the ethereal bisexual who always wore black and who made obama read foucault only to friendzone him later is the co… https://t.co/Vk8jCoM8y6
Retweeted by mchenrykeithSome truly exciting news: my grandmother, Dr. Chien-Shiung Wu, is going to be on a Forever stamp from the U.S. Post… https://t.co/VJBQo2qs1p
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11/19
2020
even if bathrooms had genders i would dedicate myself to treating every bathroom equally, regardless of its gender.… https://t.co/5x33uI8aZ5
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11/17
2020
Someone sent this to me on TikTok and I am delighted. https://t.co/JcEipE7HLA
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11/16
2020
"woman aligned people" "womenandfemmes" every variation of this https://t.co/FvvKyDDIyT
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11/15
2020
A Good Thread https://t.co/xGJ2ym6Aq4
11/14
2020
Today I was refused medical care because I am trans. Im not sharing this for sympathies. I am sharing this to sprea… https://t.co/30uAA0b9Dv
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11/12
2020
PSA https://t.co/5Q2b19wh61
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11/11
2020
In my defense, I was initially lead to believe that debt collection was EXPLICITLY NOT the objective. I walked when… https://t.co/UkU5Lk9vtAData harvester for a debt collection agency. I lasted less than a day. https://t.co/UyqOyxhsiu @MaggieMcMuff BY ALL THAT I HOLD DEAR I WANT TO!! @MaggieMcMuff If you come to Portland, I would like to hire your services!
11/10
2020
considering this administration's history with trans folks, i guess i shouldnt be surprised it won't pay for Biden's transition, either.
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11/9
2020
a republican on tv just said “it’s important to remember there are just as many people disappointed as there are ce… https://t.co/csWNvtFW5T
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11/8
2020
@Helikhana Be advised, this is not me just saying this. I am here for both you and @chalkyheart. @Helikhana It sucks that y'all have to do that, so if I can make it easier, I will. @Helikhana If you need a ride, I'm available Tuesday, Thursdays when we're not gaming, and Friday through Sunday. I… https://t.co/41d4RiK50n @chalkyheart @Helikhana Well, duh.
11/7
2020
@happyphantom Sure, but the phrasing sound more like "You two have the same gender. Now fuck." to me. But, if the… https://t.co/lYwaSHWJWsDoes that mean that the State is going to find me an enby datemate? Because that is deeply, deeply creepy. https://t.co/xnLxgCQ2xdhttps://t.co/9kVe98WSdt
Retweeted by mchenrykeithAw yeah mutha fuckin eggnog latte season @LitheraPrime @Optimysticals Yes. That is true. @chalkyheart Tell you what, you record some bass, and I'll work on the podcast that's living in my head, and then w… https://t.co/6DGWPcxylF @chalkyheart *advice @chalkyheart I don't speak gif, but I assume this means "Yes, my friend is correct, and I shall therefore follow their advise." @chalkyheart Harrumph. I'm betting that your brain is overthinking it. Maybe send some music to people you trust, a… https://t.co/wTAGQpWwdE @chalkyheart If you can afford it, you should do it! Your loyal fans want to hear you! @Fiendish_Thingy @chalkyheart Can we not use that quote? The turtle part is fine, but it's really shitty for all of my obese pals. @chalkyheart For your bass? Because I, for one, would love to hear that!
11/6
2020
Apropos of nothing, do I have any friends who've always wanted to try voice acting? I can pay in jewelry...I have about four pages of script. Because I'm stress scripting. Writing for audio is relatively new to me.
11/5
2020
Do I need to retweet this three times? https://t.co/P3zq27unWD
11/4
2020
Trans transhumanists: omg what if hot-swappable body parts? Real functioning tails and cat ears? Permanently purple… https://t.co/kG0xWdlE3H
Retweeted by mchenrykeiththe t. rexs have formed a polycule
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11/3
2020
That part of the book where you stop an say "Oh no. This is gonna end so badly." That part. I love that part.
11/2
2020
I just backed Limitless Post-Gender Wearables on @Kickstarter https://t.co/36JqdcGIQa
11/1
2020
Seriously, y'all want this clothing. I get to test drive some of it, and it is SO GOOD AND COMFY AND FULL OF POCKET… https://t.co/ul0jOyR8Dc
10/31
2020
I had a fantastic time playing Pathfinder tonight! Seriously the highlight of the week.For a healthy alternative, put broccoli in your mac and cheese. For a fun activity, pick every piece out.
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10/30
2020
What the everloving fuck is this nonsense. https://t.co/6QqDmMEFlIThis right up there with "I only like the girl non binaries". https://t.co/lNd6MzHE10
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10/29
2020
I want this. Framed. In a place of prominence. In the Louvre. https://t.co/f4CvxoicU9Magneto made some valid points. https://t.co/qgONnvFdwX
Retweeted by mchenrykeithChef's kiss. https://t.co/iY3ew4YGzW
Retweeted by mchenrykeith @elleteedee More. Partners implies that they understand alternative relationship structures.I don't mind modern interpretations like this https://t.co/WVEcqPtW1t
Retweeted by mchenrykeithLots of reasons this is amazing but in particular half the plot of Rogue One is that there's a faction of the Rebel… https://t.co/aXqMr70jct
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10/28
2020
@MaggieMcMuff I'm really tempted, but I doubt my Oregon State insurance would be good there. :( Maybe I can figure out a work around @MaggieMcMuff tell me more...:3 https://t.co/qvjeye3Ynf
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10/27
2020
@tereshkova2001 I can feel the casual disdain!All I could think of was the Luidaeg while reading this. 🤣🤣 @seananmcguire https://t.co/P90gF7CXem
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10/26
2020
@chalkyheart @Helikhana @teh_evilbob I'm now considering making the clip art tarot... @chalkyheart @Helikhana @teh_evilbob I mean, there's nothing wrong with not making a tarot deck. I guess. @chalkyheart @Helikhana I love @teh_evilbob because he lets me talk myself into bad ideas
10/24
2020
Due to a lifetime of participation trophies and helicopter parenting, these millenials think they can just slam in… https://t.co/FIsgGsrI50
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10/22
2020
Pretty much anything by Heinlein https://t.co/y6UrTTWeZK
10/21
2020
That sounds really, really bad. https://t.co/7Iv7WbTGm6
10/20
2020
@AidenCMcFarland I feel you. It's absolute balls.Shit with the American flag on it is just pumpkin spice for conservative men. Send tweet.
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10/18
2020
everyone says "if you want to be a girl you can just be a girl" but sometimes "if you don't want to be a man you do… https://t.co/4JsmF5qzqW
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10/17
2020
Gender: X (non-binary) (Canada Only) https://t.co/ShwGVathxu
Retweeted by mchenrykeithso bizarre that transphobes think that we transition so we won't be gay, when in fact transitioning opens up new, exciting ways to be gay
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10/15
2020
en garde https://t.co/LgtN1DdMnV
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10/14
2020
@chalkyheart @Helikhana it's so good to hear you two again!
10/12
2020
Still here, still queer. #NationalComingOutDay
10/11
2020
A reminder to fight for your Trans friends. https://t.co/8O9MqNnWVJ
Retweeted by mchenrykeithTom Morello👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 https://t.co/dDI9emcE4x
Retweeted by mchenrykeithRT if planned parenthood was helpful to you or a friend in some way
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10/9
2020
OH SHIT. https://t.co/moAE6GlI00
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10/7
2020
FYI to anyone using @HootSuite They fired the person who blew the whistle about their contract with ICE (which we… https://t.co/ZG7HsfMkj3
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10/6
2020
If you put us in the Colosseum for four years and make us watch horrors, don’t be surprised, when they finally push… https://t.co/p0C8P2SjmV
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10/4
2020
@AidenCMcFarland @CyndiConnolly1 yes good need pretties
10/3
2020
dracula: you gotta stop man me: [turning another vegan into a vampire] lol but they get SO mad
Retweeted by mchenrykeithme: things aren’t all that bad schools: gendered active shooter drills https://t.co/bS3UjrEqZ6
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10/2
2020
Can I eat a tub of ice cream, or is that playing in to heteronormative concepts of performative femininity? Asking… https://t.co/o8qfREpaGLhttps://t.co/n6rd6NDdnG
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9/28
2020
I am currently having an in depth conversation about the best way to flip hash browns, and the appropriate tools to… https://t.co/yosZfWfFGgHey fellow artists and creators, I'm checking something out: RT this if you've been feeling really disconnected to… https://t.co/0Pd6wIaV4D
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9/26
2020
Yes good https://t.co/RBepiQlAN3
9/25
2020
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside. https://t.co/FGMV5XNcrn
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9/23
2020
An angry mob of commercial fishermen is terrorizing random people in Nova Scotia on suspicions they are buying lobs… https://t.co/F3dFYTGIHU
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9/22
2020
Why yes, I did buy some marshmallows. FOR SCIENCE! @Fiendish_Thingy yes goodI used to love cooking but depression makes it really hard. Today I cooked food from scratch, with seasonings and s… https://t.co/3vl5gu2Gqd @Fiendish_Thingy pics or it didn't happen :)
9/21
2020
forever mood https://t.co/NBy4DVZ18u
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9/20
2020
(for those who may not know, when I say idiot son, I mean our dog. Who is very clever, and also a complete idiot)It's kind of adorable, actually.So we're just sitting here, in the dark, while our idiot son tries to figure out which one of us needs attention from his snoot.Today in weird medicine side effects, I am too dizzy to take any kind of care if myself. This is especially great b… https://t.co/amQkBeupz9
9/18
2020

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