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kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey Mckinney.kelsey@gmail.com

your meatspiration. features writer/ co-owner @defectormedia. debut novel GOD SPARE THE GIRLS out with @wmMorrowBooks in 2021

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Joined Twitter 10/15/08


@bluelacroix How am I supposed to DONT bookstoreWho knows some evil questions and will NOT bring up goldI...wha...what https://t.co/4IMq43PJAu @ElyseBee Omg hey
10/25
2020
Me trying to just do one more little edit to my book https://t.co/kRI57fHRxELove to see this tweet while a bunch of college football games with fans in the stadium are going on. https://t.co/zrXmWpndta
Retweeted by kelsey mckinney @franhoepfner Plz text me back @KendraAnnWard Oh no @kaianne I WASAh yes the joy of hearing from readers https://t.co/tDFCGexoZt @david_j_roth Roth we already told u that u can’t have T-shirt royaltiesAh yes “inspirational” https://t.co/L6aVuViIc1 https://t.co/fGYngb90Ih @OliviaMesser I need worm removal surgery @themagicrat88 @DefectorMedia I do NOT suggest buying this spooky house @bananafitz Hey @mpbMKE @DefectorMedia Damn true @dsadowsky @DefectorMedia Ty!! @Phyltopia @DefectorMedia Omg tyIt is yet again time to journey into my worm infested brain https://t.co/Aee7BA4ALnAll I want is to text a local bookseller the name of the book I want, have them charge my card, and text me when I… https://t.co/r1PvhkTVZv @xwaldie I LOVE OTTO
10/24
2020
HAHAHHA THESE DUMMIES LET ME MAKE THE BOARDS https://t.co/q2n6eWTQqg @curlytoesthetru oh no you've done it nowThinking about how in the evangelical church a lot of christian white women use the "gift of prophecy" or "the Lord… https://t.co/g0rcNKh9Uc"just looking!!!!!"i love the friday emails Zillow sends inviting me to "plan my weekend" as if I have ever once attended an open house or will buy a housePlease support your actual small local independent bookstore, not the union-busting tourist trap.
Retweeted by kelsey mckinneymy spooky queen https://t.co/1RZnPMBUl0 @KateNocera fine bye @hannahsmothers_ it's important to share joy with ur palslol i though the gmail icon update was for pride month because i now have no idea what month it isi s2g https://t.co/yB6Znok3UScannot believe I am having to argue in slack this morning that we should NOT frack the moon and mars @raccoonsappho Help @r42 TyLook at this baby dog being creepy https://t.co/Beuofpgs6ethe planet is gonna be on fire completely in our lifetimes. So nice of these debates to bring it up :) @Kristen_Arnett Omg hell yeah @MoVaUS Yeah I know but they were talking about “socialized medicine” in the debateI want everyone to have a house and some food and to have good teachers and not die of this disease. And it feels l… https://t.co/UjIq1HIVxSI do want socialized medicine :(I got tagged in a thread for 2021 book previews and while i do THEORETICALLY know that my book is coming out next y… https://t.co/hTnKCsAL3M @elizarosenberry @ellie_m_eaton @vitcavage @ElectricLit @WmMorrowBooks @dantielwmoniz may I also rec our pal @NancyJAuthor's THE KINDEST LIE @elizarosenberry @ellie_m_eaton @vitcavage @ElectricLit @WmMorrowBooks @dantielwmoniz omg hi y'all!
10/23
2020
yeehaw https://t.co/oKHH7MvtU1 @DefectorMedia wish this was clearer that we had this PLANNED before AOC played @drewmagary yes tythis @Knibbs story is a real wild ride! https://t.co/Ny0at3tt12same https://t.co/t68fI84BY9every day is another day to learn someone has secret nepotism @MikeACase to be clear he is not being paid @elizarosenberry imagine a world where your dog could be here too. three humble giants @annamerlan please don't call Mercy!!!! @annamerlan gonna do a seance to gab tonight lmk when you're free @xwaldie Bonus dog!!!!Update: the dogs are being very clingy https://t.co/16e02AM9RHBoth dogs are freaking out!!!!Two dogs in my apartment today as a treat!!!!!!! https://t.co/JYbR5JP205
10/22
2020
hm. no one likes my deaf contentwish i had two working ears so i could very casually listen to something in one ear and pay attention to something else. that seems cool @SafyHallanFarah Did they really think this extremely rich white woman wasn’t a republican lmao @celebrityhottub DO WE??? @_stephen_____ PROTECT THE MOONI respect the moon so I think it should be LEFT ALONE @ziwe YES CONGRATS! @KatyKelleher it's gorgeous! @adrianwhiteTX SAMEreally liked this @KatyKelleher meditation on the color of russet https://t.co/Z3aB1xHEAF https://t.co/7QnOv6YojP @lisatozzi okay may i recommend: making ginger simple syrup and then just adding @kait_tiffany okay but caro is really good!!mookie betts is worth every golden penny @TheWilderThings Glasgohomebb @TheWilderThings wow they went with glaslater :( @TheWilderThings hey babe! Personally, I think they should simply pull him now @TheWilderThings charlottenow we are getting somewhere: on one screen everyone is in jock straps and in the other a homerno one is scoring in either sportlove to dual screen two good sports: the bachelorette and baseball
10/21
2020
@hannahsmothers_ just text me plz @joliekerr TY @joliekerr jolie i have your book but could not find anything about shattering glass loldoes anyone have tricks for cleaning up glass lolNo better reveal of my mental state than how many glasses I have shattered recently (4 plus a vase ) @alishalisha oh no i bought them. @alishalisha CONGRATS BBfind puzzles very soothing in this terrible year and immediately bought one of these cuties to distract me in the u… https://t.co/x4ODVINaPu @mike_hogan Omg congrats!! @celebrityhottub Swole lordGood morning I would like to bring to your attention this painting from 1290 of extremely swole baby Jesus https://t.co/lJovQGtm3U
10/20
2020
@Muna_Mire I don’t wear heels anymore but...Jessica Simpson heels are comfortable tbh @AllegraEHobbs @gabydvj Lol heylike i get that dicks are funny.... but also.... this is highly abusive behavior sorrytbh I do not have a great sense of humor about incidents of intentional and fucked up workplace harassment!wifing me has nothing to do with marrying me. and i will not entertain a relationship unless i am wife. i am wife t… https://t.co/MyAvchGjYF
Retweeted by kelsey mckinney @manadurphy OH HELL YEAHLook at my ravioli. No one can touch me!!! I am free!!! https://t.co/exJZjExQptGood country we have here. Very democratic https://t.co/lRKuzsiPoT @jilltwiss I love this movie about being terrible @HillaryKelly Oh my god @_sashayed Haha hey
10/19
2020

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