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Software engineer. Ex-Google; now who knows? Never fired by tweet. For more info: https://t.co/8zS0haq1mn

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@dsandler @mattcasey @pheinberg plaid flannel to nowhere
11/15
2019
Drinking the forbidden tea https://t.co/vETtR1eYq6
Retweeted by sexy ACA open enrollment nov 1-dec 15Dog: HUMAM UR IN TROUBLE Me: what why? Dog: DID SOMETHING VER BAD Me: what? Dog: IS RAINING Me: and? Dog: IS UR FAU… https://t.co/g3EqAbieiu
Retweeted by sexy ACA open enrollment nov 1-dec 15(this is apparently from 2011, but Big Yikes) https://t.co/3UFyfiztG1i wish flight search engines gave me a "route not serviced by Boeing aircraft" tickybox https://t.co/WSmY6osETc“Democrats have been planning impeachment since Inauguration Day” would be a more interesting objection if Trump ha… https://t.co/84Q7aHi86y
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11/14
2019
@lizthegrey (i guess i tickybox the "queer" part slightly, but not in a way that i think has ever led to discrimina… https://t.co/3yesyqvSrt @lizthegrey 👋 @toorsdenote guaranteed to win the electoral votes of 30-50 US states>.< https://t.co/jns74Ous90so normally Google's PR folks don't really let product teams chat directly with users so on the one hand: props to… https://t.co/AunJpseDMB @dynamicsymmetry https://t.co/xqqHsdnP30"I would like to engage in a colloquy with you" is the impeachment version of "obnoxious asshole asking to speak to speak to the manager" @alicegoldfuss @jsutt I did the same (except for Google) back in February & it's turned out well so far. (Let me k… https://t.co/tOsmvnczL2Yesterday, I resigned from GitHub. It was a difficult decision, but one I'm proud to make.
Retweeted by sexy ACA open enrollment nov 1-dec 15turns out that "getting sound & video to present" is also impossible for Congressional impeachment committeesREMINDER: The ranking Republican on the Intelligence Committee has also sued a fictional cow https://t.co/JlAMscTCPk
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Retweeted by sexy ACA open enrollment nov 1-dec 15I 100% support punishing people who leak the names of individual rank and file staff outside the company. However,… https://t.co/YkkKKixVdm
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Retweeted by sexy ACA open enrollment nov 1-dec 15A very interesting article about Indivisible's diversity: https://t.co/xj8xZEHBOo Polar opposite of the most "stand… https://t.co/7uaIXH1u0z
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Retweeted by sexy ACA open enrollment nov 1-dec 15"Out of all the bullets John Wilkes Booth fired in his lifetime, only one hit Abraham Lincoln." https://t.co/S4qhUBj7pJ
Retweeted by sexy ACA open enrollment nov 1-dec 15bless this cursed website https://t.co/eZRb5howzz @ursonate this is delightful @merveille https://t.co/CEIO85aSSs @katemarguerite1 there was a meme about "rank the famous people who share your first name" and i'm like First plac… https://t.co/yL0rwzyqNlsaying "credit to the artist" is like saying "money to the cashier" and then walking out with goods you aren't even authorized to buy
Retweeted by sexy ACA open enrollment nov 1-dec 15“Bathed in racism” is a weird way to say “racist,” but it does sound kind of relaxing. https://t.co/Q9TFpJtLZX
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11/13
2019
@mattcasey @pheinberg or @HalfOnionInABagVICTORY: Federal court in Boston rules that the government’s suspicionless searches of international travelers’ sma… https://t.co/N0HrS5w8gF
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Retweeted by sexy ACA open enrollment nov 1-dec 15 @pheinberg @mattcasey My solace is that the deck is so stacked against the Democrats winning the presidency that "t… https://t.co/EyuVrpDnme @mattblaze @generativist Relevant: https://t.co/g8u4EVfPIj
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Retweeted by sexy ACA open enrollment nov 1-dec 15 @LibSkrat This is just to say I have eaten the corn dog that was in the icebox and that is probably not a dumpling
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11/12
2019
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11/11
2019

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