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Features director for @PopMech, @RunnersWorld, and @BicyclingMag. Beer nerd. ISO: Good big ideas. Pitch me.

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@ExtraPaleMale No mercy @biketrouble Looks like a promising start. Have fun! @downsanddirty Looking forward to this short story/limited series @ExtraPaleMale Tell it to smile?I don't know who came up with Biden's new campaign strategy of going on bike rides and razzing Fox News with dad jo… https://t.co/zNlY2p3goJ @EmilySaladino Is that the aquaduct trail?
8/8
2020
@beerkarmanyc @bkbeerreview Excuse me while I report this to @jackLove this so hard https://t.co/K858OFiKUM
8/7
2020
Beautiful & sensitive piece by @DavidGeoffreyA about a woman who chafed at a culture that was stifling and repressi… https://t.co/sokgxIZY6w
Retweeted by Matt AllynHeyo, #historytwitter, anyone available to talk with me about the history of rubber bullets and their use in the U.S.? Pls & thx.
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8/6
2020
@ACShilton https://t.co/rdHiM9iLxFWorking in media, I'm used to masking my faith a little, but developing this story for @runnersworld required me to… https://t.co/6oFt7aboIF
Retweeted by Matt Allyn“HAVE YOU REGISTERED TO VOTE?” https://t.co/jxabtROLfg
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8/5
2020
@ryanhmclean There's another insert for 750s, but nothing for bombers. Tho it's been a while since I touched one of those. @LauraBedrossian https://t.co/2sLekA6CS6
8/4
2020
@lucyburningham I trust you have much better insight than I do here, so where do you see this being used? A trip to… https://t.co/6rfNCTJHv5 @muhTHIGHess @caitlingiddings @meghgrace @jeanniekim @SquidMaruniak As a less cool, no-tattoos person, I think abou… https://t.co/yuqBlT0n8eBeer friends, please hire Dan https://t.co/206gmI24T9 @mdallyn is 'Hippos Go Berserk' because he likes partying and math.
Retweeted by Matt Allyn @johncoates @patto1ro Exactly x 2 @JemWilson84 I don't think I've purchased 17 beers packaged in bottles yet in 2020 @MissZippy1 My method of wrapping bottles in my (probably smelly) socks always worked fine @JWLevitt @MargaretLink No, pretty much all the fancy beer I buy is canned. And I'm not going anywhereJust got pitched a $350 suitcase designed to transport and protect 17 bottles of beer. 🤡 https://t.co/0pJTcruTk6
8/3
2020
Pretty OK with the mix of books Amazon is suggesting for me https://t.co/KzgeIl8FR0 @B_Palfreyman @JacksAbby @TheBlueTusk If/when you see a tall, loud, bald guy there, tell my brother-in-law David I say hello
8/1
2020
A very comfortable bear for your Friday afternoon. https://t.co/mEHMsfcOYo
Retweeted by Matt AllynReminder: racism is real, and it's everywhere https://t.co/L4yjw0ftNy @biketrouble Different era, but have you seen 2012's Dredd? I watched it from a bike trainer with subtitles but see… https://t.co/hroVsmkOMc @crassblazer Good run 👍 @beerkarmanyc @bkbeerreview Me, as 4 of me, drinking OBL cans https://t.co/l8YlWPilgZ @beerkarmanyc @bkbeerreview Sweet Jesus please be OBL
7/31
2020
@ACShilton Excellent tweet 🐔🐔The first rule of a woman becoming president is she must NEVER let anybody know she wants to be president. https://t.co/7kCMaGmeDO
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7/30
2020
@meghgrace @melissapincus https://t.co/0SA6Xs0LtITreadmill stories update: I found a couple that got married on treadmills. There were 100 treadmills at the wedding… https://t.co/xOzDopFrxY
7/29
2020
@eberesini This is incredible. Thank you @jacquidetwiler We were just talk about this. Also, the prevalence of TikToks of people launching themselves off tr… https://t.co/UbgM8EMyDc @lucy_hawthorne they can do both! enjoy!Like some couple has to have gotten married on one (or two?). Or they at least met on treadmills at the gym. On the… https://t.co/A8LuY8l9TYIf a treadmill has ever played an interesting or important role in someone's life I'd love to hear about it. Basica… https://t.co/3Y911Qt5d2 @TamikaButler It was an absolute pleasure. And I should also thank you for trusting and teaching. The stories, the… https://t.co/op74cMrwtl
7/28
2020
Great work from Dan searching the 100 largest US cities to find the only 3 that have reported any recent stats on p… https://t.co/xZ6E6cCzDKWhy We Must Talk About Race When We Talk About Bikes: 14 stories from Black people who love bikes. Could not have h… https://t.co/YWS9Z2pj0nTaking the latest @BicyclingMag cover story online today and I'm buzzing with excitement (and too much caffeine). S… https://t.co/jWFlr12m9j
7/27
2020
no one is free unless we're all free. stand up for Black lives @TrekBikes https://t.co/vJG51D7jra
Retweeted by Matt Allyn @GAgravelgirl @realarchbernard https://t.co/PQYHKLdb87 @realarchbernard Just WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF @ExtraPaleMale Who needs a routine? Besides my extremely routine oriented baby @BernieTweets Oof. That's a tough one. Don't be hard on yourself. What's your song these days? @ExtraPaleMale 10min pre-sleep https://t.co/2stAmS6Vy5 @ExtraPaleMale Heh. Rose decided to pass out on our morning run for 15 minutes and skipped her usually AM hour nap. Fun day so far 😅Anyone else kinda wish they'd gone out for tipsy karaoke in the last few months? Really wish I could have butchered… https://t.co/8VLh4fGwad
7/26
2020
@beerkarmanyc @CerebralBrewing https://t.co/P8tYu29CLp @joeybear85 Congrats on the new bike! @brew_york @OtherHalfNYC Now do Queens
7/25
2020
@DGerowPR Definitely a standout from the bunch. I thought it captures that hazy/juicy character best of any @beerkarmanyc 😍😍😍😍 @svershbow thank you. I'm just very passionate about drinking more beer @barrett Yes! Or just one at any time of day where you don't have to worry about wrecking your afternoonI give very few shits about the calorie counts on beer, but I adore refreshing, low-alcohol beers with a ton of fla… https://t.co/0bC3bMKSmeAlways take the stairs (and wear your damn mask!) 😛😏 https://t.co/kNYUeOhKNa
Retweeted by Matt Allyn @svershbow Proving the old saying that men aren't funny. That's what people always said, right? @clintlcarter but like, he has a different one for his face too, right? right?!? @clintlcarter thank you @clintlcarter Please PLEASE share moreToday is @whattoexpect’s 6th-annual #BumpDay, when we raise awareness for maternal health issues, and show solidari… https://t.co/cc90M5LvWu
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7/23
2020
@kevinasbell @andrewdelcolle thirsty much? @brew_york But have you tried a greasy bahn mi while hungover?
7/22
2020
@Pflax1 Whoa. I want to take that on all the kinda of trails and then stop for ice cream
7/19
2020
@bettinamak I ordered good beer for delivery and video chatted some people I like. In hindsight, I would have ordered 50 oysters too @svershbow Oh my...
7/18
2020
@dqpryor Yeah, I know Bill...
7/17
2020
Guys. Please share, this is important. https://t.co/qv1V0f8KIt
7/16
2020
@ExtraPaleMale Ah yes, the true scourge of summer, nipples
7/15
2020
@svershbow https://t.co/XjePVVklTS @svershbow Please please please
7/14
2020
@micahling007 Earwigs in the blender would have been blended, right?
7/13
2020
@beerkarmanyc @JacksAbby All I want is all their lager. Is that wrong? @ExtraPaleMale Only one toilet? Just asking for trouble @AthleticBrewing @BeerAcademic Just keep making the good stuff
7/12
2020
@BeerAcademic You can order NA beer for delivery. Some is even on Amazon. The hoppy and sour stuff from @AthleticBrewing is my go to for NA @alixabeth Thank you
7/11
2020
Going to go sit next to a pool and drink beer for a week, how many shirts with sleeves do I need? @RSorokanich I feel your pain, literallythree pieces of punctuation in a sentence and i don't know which one's the right choice? that's a classic comma mia situation
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7/10
2020
Feeling this RN https://t.co/QccZosI5dGThe only weight-loss story that matters right now https://t.co/qThwx2JlOJ @svershbow dang, I'm surprised we don't already have this. should be in her next SubStack NLSame https://t.co/CYZ0yMV3tJ @LauraBedrossian @AGoldmund https://t.co/gQVrmOBzeb
7/9
2020
@JessicaInfante Sign me up for a tall boy koozie @AGoldmund @LauraBedrossian someone made a comic for you @effingbeer Stunning 🍻
7/8
2020
New ultramarathon training plan (not that I'm signed up for one) is a mile for every daydream about a crispy lager.… https://t.co/VVFGDO2Fy0 @GAgravelgirl My stupid heart is melting
7/7
2020
@talmonsmith It's a musical 🤷‍♂️ @intothebrew Oh shit. I want that. Sounds incredible @bettinamak Knowing that we're all slow and it doesn't matter so you might as well stop and pet the dog and end the… https://t.co/8v16uLcevT @ACShilton I mostly use mine to make beer. They're the only fancy kitchen thing I think is worth it.
7/3
2020

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