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Enjoying life very much

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@Foxtrot_Cop It’s these wankspangles that take up two spaces in car parks because they think their ‘truck’ is very… https://t.co/SuktSEXTSB
2/21
2020
@columbophile Watched it today. Brilliant first episode 👍🏼 https://t.co/MLHe1tkmi0Them new £20 notes are massive 😂😂👏🏻 https://t.co/HTKJ3QxCeX @DaveMor16686271 @RogerJ_01 Let’s go back to that then 🤔 @gmptraffic @NWmwaypolice Did they put some electricity into a diesel ?😂😂😂
2/20
2020
@richie_anderson @Rylan @MPeopleHeatherS @BBCRadio2 Absolutely brilliant. Please give him the full time job 👍🏼🙏🙏🙏🙏 @markupward @michaelkiwanuka The photo reminds me of ‘Presuming Ed’ 👌 @markupward @michaelkiwanuka Vinyl?
2/19
2020
Breakfast alone . And I mean alone. I’m the only person here 🥴 https://t.co/n58jAwB2QgDriving from Lancashire to London on a Sunday, should be quiet I thought. Oh no, it’s half term innit. A different… https://t.co/Sj4bC6hFBG
2/17
2020
A brick I own that Fred Dibnah signed for me in his back garden. https://t.co/o9BV2HBp0e
2/13
2020
@Rylan @BBCRadio2 Thank god. Anything is better than .......When your sat jab says , Turn left onto Old Kent Road, and you suddenly think of monopoly. I’ve had that sort of day 😂👌
2/12
2020
@gmptraffic @NWmwaypolice @GMPOldham 30k BMW 0, Tree 1I’m in Dagenham this week. There is nothing green here. It’s all concrete and tarmac and lorries carrying concrete… https://t.co/w2gfFUhMAw
2/11
2020
@_MM1965_ I need to be a bit more precise where space is limited 👌🏽 @_MM1965_ Actually you have reminded me that I need a new set of bearing pullers. Pass me the interweb Kellie 👍🏼😂😂❤️Kellie is so excited about her new house, that she has been awake since 6.20 am on a Saturday morning looking at bins on the interweb 😂🤗❤️
2/8
2020
I drove past the Angel of the North twice today. And now I’m home waiting for my Angel of the Northwest ❤️
2/6
2020
This is my first Wednesday night at home, this decade 😮. And this is my mileage as I pulled up outside our house . https://t.co/wUL3HjCWRn
2/5
2020
My view this morning. Beautiful picturesque Dagenham 😂😂 https://t.co/rTV6C6xhOT
2/4
2020
Note to idiots. When joining a motorway and you find yourself level with a vehicle already on the motorway, back of… https://t.co/rKckVzJyen
2/3
2020
Whoever does these is brilliant 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆👍 https://t.co/z9XJoH7HFd
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1/31
2020
@columbophile Magnificent 😂😂😂😂 @BBCNWT I’m trying to think of a way that this is dangerous but I’m struggling. It’s light, secure, lower than a HG… https://t.co/8o5pgzuF7F
1/30
2020
Oh and a Robin or 2 (well it’s the same Robin, it moved ) https://t.co/CF5tUvDNt5A photo from today. Lake near our house. Went walking dog and stuff. 👍🏼👏🏻🙏with @aliceonthehill https://t.co/Oe2BWwMhg5 @tokyo_sexwhale Meanwhile, next door has tried to make their wheelie bins invisible.
1/26
2020
@whiley_fox @aliceonthehill Herdwicks ?
1/25
2020
@gmptraffic @Gmpmoston What an ugly car @LancsTacOps I can see my old flat in this photo from 30 years ago 👍🏼. @gmptraffic @NWmwaypolice I would hazard a guess at Birch
1/24
2020
@_MM1965_ As I am not partaking in medicinal alcohol during the week, I shall have to sadly decline. Also I’m in bed already 😂😂😂Lovely room tonight https://t.co/UdDJKJti4YMy table for one tonight. Silverstone. Brum Brum 😂😂😂 https://t.co/M4o3ui3aHG @Batusi_Hero https://t.co/zKCORz3s2T @aliceonthehill ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Morning https://t.co/2CguWErMyR
1/23
2020
Today’s table for one is the Rothy Park hotel . Seems ok so far 👍🏼👍🏼 https://t.co/J9x4NQLMy7
1/22
2020
I hate to think what germs are dwelling on hotel TV remotes. I try not to touch them. I’ve not used a hotel TV all… https://t.co/oIF9EMkK0wTonight’s table for one. An interesting place this. It’s a converted college. Lovely clean rooms though and I have… https://t.co/5JbV23sBL5
1/21
2020
Today’s table pour moi https://t.co/3JfaIUBpzuToday I find myself near Leicester at the Royal Arms hotel. Small room with a 4 poster bed. Clean but scratched woo… https://t.co/Dg1Tvra4LF
1/20
2020
Ahh, this will do nicely for tonight 👍🏼. Home tomorrow https://t.co/7wwE7wSdBk
1/16
2020
I’m in my third hotel room of the day 🙈. Don’t ask ☹️😂😂😂😂 @BBCNWT Ah another front fog light user.Breakfast view 👍 https://t.co/W9FClCQYzMWhen you wake up and it’s Wednesday already, but then you realise that it’s only Wednesday 😔
1/15
2020
Table for one ( Reserved ) 👍 https://t.co/3f7j1b7sSV
1/14
2020
I may stay another night............NOT 🤮 https://t.co/TQEnbbx774 @_MM1965_ Check out this hotel on https://t.co/JDbKPZIZD0 https://t.co/WNcXIe07OL @_MM1965_ There was no way I was risking eating there. I have walked down the road to a pub and had a lovely baked… https://t.co/qbToKtfirx @_MM1965_ A large room, big bed, quiet, clean, good food and most of all good reviews. This place had mixed reviews… https://t.co/FgIhpyGu4O @LancsPolice No need to apologise, please continue to do your difficult job.I spent hours and hours choosing a hotel for this week only to book the worst hotel I have ever stayed in 😂😔. Time to start looking again 🤢
1/13
2020
That takes some beating. Apart from the graphics, but that’s easily fixed 👍🏼👍🏼 https://t.co/GGSvB9yPDgThis is where we live 👍🏼 ⁦@aliceonthehill⁩ https://t.co/EDUsQuq2LNToday, I’m configuring a server with 16, 300gb hard drives and 2, 16 core processors. It’s a beast and I might sell it 👍🏼
1/11
2020
Rain like veins on my window. It’s lashing, oh smashing. Go away. #poetrybygrant
1/9
2020
https://t.co/nSKwUFBhJF Absolutely brilliant, riveting from start to finish. @_MM1965_ So would I 😂😂😂Table for one please. 😔🥴 https://t.co/AKd43EmDaWI just need Shirley Bassey to sing now 👍. Oh hang on, that’s Gold Finger isn’t it 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/mIR7Tf7szB
1/8
2020
My view this morning. https://t.co/tCNaAZ894j
1/7
2020
@BukowskiBitch https://t.co/XKsY9zNVVT @BukowskiBitch It is 🙈I’m very happy 😃
1/5
2020
😂😂 https://t.co/yIRj5WxeZ1
1/4
2020
@_MM1965_ @aliceonthehill We have a winner. The internet is yours forever 💽👍🏼👍🏼Check out this ace T-shirt that @aliceonthehill got me for Christmas 👍🏼❤️. Do you remember the brilliant TV show ? https://t.co/qlDLPBqGB8I identify as heterosexual and I am attracted to women, but I don’t find the need to have to tell everyone about it 😂😂😂. Oh erm, ooops .
1/3
2020
Oh the joys have having a room above the pub door, currently having to listen to a very drunk man who has been kick… https://t.co/HN5SfwtG1wJust struck me that in all the coverage every day on BBC News, of the perils of climate change and ways to slow it… https://t.co/vofD1OpkP5
Retweeted by Grant walshFirst New Years resolution. Cancel gym membership. I feel better already 👍👍👍It’s only the second day of the new year, and it’s table for one again ☹️ https://t.co/MFmSy0soQOIs it only 14:30 😔. How long is this day going to be 🤔
1/2
2020
@BukowskiBitch The magnificent seven ? Oh sorry wrong channel 😂👍
1/1
2019
You may pay road tax (possibly?) But that doesnt mean you own the middle lane of the motorway. Overtake safely & then move back in to lane 1
Retweeted by Grant walsh @aliceonthehill @johnshuttlewrth @krustylion I think you will find there are two milks on the go too 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
12/28
2019
Alexa, I’m bored. Find me a motorbike, angry cow, petrol pump incident. https://t.co/I2Ji8aza8s
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12/27
2019
My head hurts
12/26
2019
My first. Feel free to criticise but I quite enjoyed it. https://t.co/DQZUL9QUp6
12/25
2019
@BukowskiBitch The one I have got is @aliceonthehill ❤️ @BukowskiBitch I’ve only got one 🤔😂😂😂🎄 @_MM1965_ Im actually not sure 😂😂😂😂👍🏼 @BukowskiBitch @aliceonthehill Sunday afternoon 🤕. She is ok but still sore .❤️ @BukowskiBitch Oh yes 🤔Can we open one present tonight ? 🎄 @aliceonthehill The face is still as calming and beautiful as ever fortunately. She had a very very lucky escape co… https://t.co/fX0A3aTfveIs it too early for a Christmas glass of wine whilst I get on with the stuffing ?It’s time for https://t.co/TDV0Fn2qSO
12/24
2019
Sit Rep on @aliceonthehill , Asleep 😴 next to girl child 👍🏼❤️What happens to farmers if they wear a plain shirt ?
12/23
2019
UK Racism according to British Journalism • Sormzy is ‘vile’ for saying it exists • Boris is a hero for being Isla… https://t.co/w62hsGVJ4h
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12/22
2019
@_MM1965_ @aliceonthehill I tell you what, they look rather splendid Mitch 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏼510,000 people have joined the Labour Party this week. 40,000 new members joining and the 470,00 we retained.
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12/20
2019
@lexiland71 I see you have a few fans at work 😂😂😂👍🏼🙈
12/19
2019
@aliceonthehill https://t.co/QWz92KP2kI @CathBax @aliceonthehill It’s fabulous, thankyou ❤️👍🏼
12/17
2019
@BBCNWT 20 million for that, McDonald’s would have knocked that up in a week for a fraction of the price.
12/16
2019

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