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Megan Amram @meganamram Los Angeles, CA

it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom

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Joined Twitter 4/25/09


My new thing is gonna be getting really into brushing my teeth👏👏👏 https://t.co/keWeb6yKPOToday was the day Donald trump finally became president
4/20
2019
@AkilahObviously I know :(Today was the day Donald trump finally became president @travishelwig Oh i didn't read it im not political
4/19
2019
@robdelaney @chelseaperetti These are all really good and better than mine, I was just under a lot of time pressure… https://t.co/cn7eE9tCtWDid you guys see this https://t.co/Cllor0fW7tYOU SON OF A BITCH https://t.co/0ra0AqXSkbwhat is this, robin thicke? because of all the blurred lines! @johnlevenstein Jumping in now! I hate puns and wish people would just get to the point!Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
4/18
2019
Just a reminder that I already tweeted this you hacks https://t.co/RN7sDdq9OJ @LouisPeitzman @FeldmanAdam Louis is absolutely right @vornietom Thank you so muchi already regret tweeting this. i know someone is going to steal it from meif anyone tweets this great joke on thursday, remember that i did it first, on tuesdayi thought of a joke too good to save for thursday: what is this, robin thicke? because of all the blurred lines! (t… https://t.co/a1SER9X3SKToday was the day Donald trump finally became president
4/17
2019
Today was the day Donald trump finally became presidentMy least favorite ancient egyptian pharaoh is Cishetman
4/15
2019
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
4/14
2019
Today was the day Donald trump finally became presidentYou should also know that I just googled "support + synonym" to find the word "help" in that previous tweet. I migh… https://t.co/2jxPKgdNZKPlease reach out through Twitter or email or anything if you're staffing/there's anything I can do. I don't have a… https://t.co/qovmoTAZ6dThere are currently various plans afoot to pull together great resources for WGA writers to mentor and hire other w… https://t.co/uWuv5XydlfI am grateful for the wga and promise to do whatever I can to help and support other writers*, now and always!… https://t.co/CgjGtOsy0hI’m incredibly disheartened that my agency would not sign the Code of Conduct. #IStandWithTheWGA and am pledging to… https://t.co/Vi4WGmqvMU
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4/13
2019
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president @DGComedy ❤️❤️❤️Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
4/12
2019
@follickacid @nikkipalll FOLLOWED"Boyz II Men" should change their name to "Bar Mitzvahs"Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
4/11
2019
@jenstatsky CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
4/10
2019
happy 10th birthday #ParksAndRec i love u ❤You know what they say: big carbon footprint, big dickToday was the day Donald trump finally became president
4/9
2019
@KenTremendous Thomas Java, son @Lin_Manuel Alexander Folgers-tin (only works if you serve folgers) @jenstatsky @KenTremendous Coffee grinder latte spoon @jenstatsky @KenTremendous Alexgrinder Lattespoon @Lin_Manuel Alexsplenda hamilspoon @KenTremendous Alexsplenda hamilspoonTHANK U SENTIENT RESORT https://t.co/YPSgLbkHqF
4/8
2019
Today was the day Donald trump finally became presidentI wish they took your photo on emotional rollercoasters too
4/7
2019
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
4/6
2019
Today was the day Donald trump finally became presidentWhat's your favorite type of wet bread: noodles or beer
4/5
2019
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president @roughbluewaters @nbcthegoodplace 😍😍😍😍😍
4/4
2019
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president @darth OH MY GOD @alyssacallahan_ alyssa if i hear one more peep outta you i'm revoking your paycheck @caitfairbanks 😇😇😇😇😇Today was the day Donald trump finally became presidentIt's amazing that humans evolved butt cheeks to keep the food from falling out so they could feed their bones
4/3
2019
@DaveKingThing You cannnnnnnn PUT IT ON THE BOARD @nlyonne @DebAmlen @NYTimesWordplay SO MANY CONGRATS THAT ALL THE CONGRATS ARE CHOKING ME AND I'M GONNA DIE ❤❤❤❤My friend Joe Ensign-Lewis passed away this weekend. He was a very sweet man and his family is collecting donations… https://t.co/U640nfugKg
Retweeted by Megan Amram @JollyMollyDay ❤❤❤❤❤My friend Joe Ensign-Lewis passed away this weekend. He was a very sweet man and his family is collecting donations… https://t.co/U640nfugKg @benkling its totally fuckedSo excited to have written one of the two #TheGoodPlace episodes nominated for a Hugo award! Honestly had no idea t… https://t.co/XKy0yrRwYK @HaleyMancini ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Roses are red Miners love coal Thank god we got cheeks To protect the butthole
4/2
2019
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4/1
2019
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president @Brandon_Bird i was in a small writers room that pitched on one a year or two ago! but also you did hallucinate a bunch of other stufffyi the person you love is a slowly-expiring blood-stuffed fuck-balloon @WendyMolyneux @adambarken @DonaldJTrumpJr https://t.co/UdGFQQfQcyToday was the day Donald trump finally became president @DonaldJTrumpJr This is the best joke of all time and i'm so fucking jealous
3/30
2019
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
3/29
2019
@WmBrentBell Can I go halfsies with you on renewing the website???? and maybe like half can be about the movie and… https://t.co/qQiluAInD1Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
3/28
2019
@doubtofbuddha @jenstatsky NoI just asked @jenstatsky if she would've been my friend in high school and she responded "we would've been in a lot… https://t.co/rWmwijW5iu @ChrisEvans I'm so sorry to bug you, I know you're busy, but id love to know if were you eating in a booth at the h… https://t.co/DhHtugXhgW#IStandWithTheWGA https://t.co/uuH1h8qh0L
Retweeted by Megan AmramTodd May, philosophical advisor to The Good Place, has a new book out! If you don't buy it, that means you're a bad… https://t.co/zkz1ldD3CS
Retweeted by Megan AmramI will give a million dollars to any gynecologist with the vanity plate BOXDOCToday was the day Donald trump finally became president
3/27
2019
@rexparker REX this is so wonderful to hear thank you so four-letter-word-for-a-lot-that-starts-with-M!!!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ @washingtonpost Science for her @elizaskinner thank u ❤️❤️ but clearly my brain has been ruined by puns and is now swiss cheese @McJesse i honestly could not tell if it was amusing or just nonsenseI dreamt last night that Walt Disney started Disneyland because he wanted to make the first "The Me Park"Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
3/26
2019
@DarcyCarden I LOVE U DARIA @surgeonretina Thank you!!Us (2019) Dir. Jordan Peele https://t.co/3rgxZjfFNd @mollylambert chipmunks only live like 5 years totally so they're one years old but that's like 20 human years so they can fuckToday was the day Donald trump finally became president:) https://t.co/SLovqJmBW1 @mollylambert @jiatolentino ME TOO SO MANY @tweetrajouhari i love u mitra ❤️❤️❤️🎄🎄🎄🎄
3/25
2019

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