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a grouchy old woman in my 20s, hi how's it goin'

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Joined Twitter 5/9/09


My sister and her bf of 8 years broke up and she told me she wanted new hair. https://t.co/eKMR1gksyz
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7/30
2020
I miss bread
7/29
2020
I AM SO TIRED OF READING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T BELIEVE IN COVID UNTIL THEY OR SOMEONE THEY KNEW GOT SICK MOST OF… https://t.co/jmLAdIPpZ4
Retweeted by Megzcrying bc ur stressed about ur future😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Retweeted by MegzI just... keep seeing people on social eating at restaurants, traveling, doing whatever and I’m sitting in my apart… https://t.co/2GE9VIJZ5m
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7/28
2020
America is at the kids’ table watching all the other countries have dessert but we can’t because we refuse to eat t… https://t.co/jmqKL7x8tP
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7/27
2020
say yes to masks, and no to bras. free the titty, protect the city
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7/26
2020
It's crazy how I can go from "I want to work ahead on this assignment and turn in A++ work" to "Fuck it. Cs get deg… https://t.co/hH7PkX072s
7/25
2020
you telling me a hippo is on this campus
Retweeted by MegzMy heart hurts https://t.co/IINVIim8rN
7/24
2020
Kerry Croswhite, an incredible husband, father, friend, teacher, coach and mentor passed away this evening. The Cha… https://t.co/XC1mEiMw2p
Retweeted by Megz2019 me: i need more chaos in my life !!! 2020 me: no not like that !!!!!!!!!!
Retweeted by Megz @RossButler Suddenly I have a regret about being named Megan
7/22
2020
If you do not see the issue with this, you are a part of the problem. https://t.co/7xu563ZtGK
7/20
2020
@aricari7 do it and let my sad-allergic-ass live thru uSpooky themed pandemic art by Rüttu https://t.co/tQgAczq3O9
Retweeted by MegzEvery single second of this goddamn year https://t.co/BF1l5egRN0
Retweeted by Megzi don't have a caffeine addiction i just wake up every morning with a throbbing headache that doesn't go away until… https://t.co/5wcTd2wDTh
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7/19
2020
this is so important https://t.co/IbE2atm9Mk
Retweeted by Megz @okpaytonn Why does this look like a superhero teaser photo before the trailer comes out
7/18
2020
Zac Efron’s hotness in movies directly correlates to my idea of what ‘hot’ is at the age I was when they were relea… https://t.co/E7r9xXTA22
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7/17
2020
@aricari7 Noooo protect Cherry!
7/16
2020
me: "I should get a head start on my capstone assignment" me, twenty seconds later: *opens up a new tab to online shop*Sometimes you just have to give the middle finger to your dairy allergy and eat some Hot Cheeto Fries
7/14
2020
normalize adult tantrums. we should be able to fall out on the ground in public and scream. we deserve that.
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7/13
2020
will you keep it down https://t.co/FaCz9ffYiR
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7/9
2020
Me in high school learning not to post political things or opinions online because it could harm job opportunities.… https://t.co/c7c7QkyKmf
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7/7
2020
i chimed in with a haven’t you people ever heard of wearing a goddamn mask
Retweeted by MegzNo amount of clapping or cheering or calling healthcare workers heroes meant a damn thing if you undo all our work… https://t.co/8MgnuYczWM
Retweeted by MegzIf you ever see my nipples through my shirt, just know, it is 2020 and it is not an accident.
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7/6
2020
I don’t know what I did to my uterus to make her so mad at me but IF YOU CAN HEAR ME I AM SORRY!!!!!!
7/5
2020
Arizona friends, the deadline to register to vote in the August elections in AZ is July 6th! Don’t let Joe Arpaio g… https://t.co/TuKhSItGOt
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7/4
2020
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, side with the abuser.
Retweeted by Megz @mckeenzieee @msbellz812 that includes me toookay July what the hell you got for us https://t.co/CClt9Fm6ao
Retweeted by MegzYall better be at every women's march for the next foreseeable ever https://t.co/5ymO7Gh4ja
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7/3
2020
I cannot stress how fucking stupid it feels as a 5'9+ chick sitting on a dudes lap, like you feel like one of those… https://t.co/91OIvAflf1
Retweeted by MegzCACKLINGGGG https://t.co/8lwFLGQKUI
Retweeted by Megz.@LMPD Charge the officers who killed Breonna Taylor .@LMPD Charge the officers who killed Breonna Taylor .@LMPD Ch… https://t.co/lUeqqXTTpo
Retweeted by Megztrying to shop for my grad photo outfit and i have determined that i will be wearing a potato sack. can't wait
7/1
2020
This is lowkey a bop👀 https://t.co/zjgTemfdEU
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6/30
2020
when I see ppl at the grocery store not wearing a mask https://t.co/YnAEhQNroy
Retweeted by MegzJUSTICE FOR ELIJAH MCCLAIN
Retweeted by Megz“The krusty krab is unfair, mr krabs is in there! Standing at the concession, plotting his opression!” https://t.co/BXP6HzBdHh
Retweeted by MegzJoe Arpaio was found guilty of criminal contempt of court in 2017 for admitting that he continued his practice of r… https://t.co/3cE1JDZ2aK
Retweeted by MegzI am not COVID-19. I am not the Chinese Virus. I am not the Kung Flu. I am a proud second generation Filipino Ame… https://t.co/JxYjC79cP6
Retweeted by MegzIf YOU are NOT aware of the story of #ElijahMcClain PLEASE #edUcate and spread. OUR world is a lesser place when… https://t.co/zduv5pY3G6
Retweeted by MegzDo all girls feel sick every day for no reason
Retweeted by Megzthe 6th c of arizona is covid
Retweeted by Megzwhy would they call it a grapefruit. there already is a grape fruit. it's called a grape. someone messed up here
Retweeted by Megz“All these people that we deem our heroes. How can you ever be a hero if you owned a person?” https://t.co/aJONA3MpeE
Retweeted by MegzEverything is wrong about this. Absolutely vile. https://t.co/ooxVasPa88
6/25
2020
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Retweeted by MegzDear Trump Campaign, Fuck you. You’re not invited. Stop playing my song. No thanks, Brendon Urie, Panic! At The Disco & company.
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6/24
2020
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Retweeted by MegzWEAR THAT DRESS SIS! https://t.co/5cBKHQj4oY
Retweeted by MegzIt costs $0.00 to RT a black owned business and help my artwork find a home. 🥺🙏🏽 I RUN https://t.co/ESnvKP6VfS AND… https://t.co/Eyxc7EyOro
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6/22
2020
Halfway losing my shit, halfway getting my shit together.
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6/21
2020
i’m not wearing glasses anymore i seen enough
Retweeted by Megz10 inventions that would not exist without black women: a thread https://t.co/ADJPVyoiRm
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6/20
2020
protect this child at all costs https://t.co/FkgVhHXXoM @lilsushiiroll You too queen 🤍 @lilsushiiroll this this this this this this this this this this this this this this THIS
6/19
2020
I could really, really, really go for a hug from my mom right now
6/18
2020
“So... I’m gonnna shaaaaare my screeeeeennnn .... caneverybodyseeit?”
Retweeted by Megzthis is the tweet I have been screaming https://t.co/jlg1IlhmPOArizona looking at the rest of the world rn https://t.co/geEcpqCqI8
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6/17
2020
Here’s my really intelligent and well thought out political commentary for the week. This came to me in a dream las… https://t.co/iZI7eUncN0
Retweeted by MegzARIZONA IS #1 in America for covid right now... DOES. THAT. NOT. MEAN. ANYTHING. TO. YOU. ALL???????!!!
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6/15
2020
How to be funny: 1.Divorced parents 2.Depressed 3.Childhood trauma 4.All of the above If you're not on the list,no bro,you're not funny.
Retweeted by MegzAs an RA, I’ve written a more detailed incident report about two girls not getting along in a dorm room. They murde… https://t.co/5RTUa9pXao
Retweeted by Megzwomen do not exist to serve, please, pleasure, satisfy, or entertain men.
Retweeted by MegzI’m so friggin’ tired dude https://t.co/L2gXT2x6Hgto everyone going out to restaurants and parties this weekend https://t.co/WT59tBb7Zq
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6/14
2020
@chellybellyyy96 Also???? You make beautiful babies?????? @chellybellyyy96 This is the greatest, thank you a billion times 😂😂“I think I’m sassier now that I’m dating you” I don’t know how to feel about this but I have giddy energy in every bone of my body
6/13
2020
My 75-year-old dad and his one man Black Lives Matter protest ❤️ Third day in a row. https://t.co/1PFRPhP7JQ
Retweeted by MegzInteresting... she drives a Honda, a Japanese car maker, while being racist. You're welcome for your affordable and… https://t.co/taBvHipDuf
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6/12
2020
As a current student of the College of Criminology and Criminal Justice, PLEASE sign this petition. The Eppes statu… https://t.co/7zZTpVSRu4FSU's College of Criminology and Criminal Justice is housed in Eppes Hall, after Frances Eppes- who envisioned the… https://t.co/PfyVPCpB3D
6/10
2020
@ushleemeel Thank you!! @okpaytonn UGH my heart can't take it, luv u girl https://t.co/QcaHdD1oNV @courtney_pappas Hard work and caffeine HAHA, luv u Court! @JordanElderTV Coming from the QUEEN herself! @Courtney_Edick THANK YOU! AH, I can't believe it!!!!! @JenniSneds omg too flattered, thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/PEsUXg9yQoi was taught more about how spaghetti strap tank tops were intolerable than racism
Retweeted by MegzI just ordered my cap and gown. In 52 days I will be a DOUBLE MASTER...and a doctoral student??!!?? how is this real life
6/9
2020
Founded by Rachel Cargle, a black woman, this fund is for raising money for black women and girls to get free hours… https://t.co/y9OALDWsLA
Retweeted by MegzListen, do NOT let your family make you feel stupid for being passionate about this issue
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6/3
2020
I’m not anti riot but I’m very wearisome and tired of white people who over step during times of protest by black o… https://t.co/ddoIv0VV65
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5/31
2020
gay ppl acquired rights through rioting, remember stonewall? women acquired rights through rioting, remember the su… https://t.co/cSrDuYCeFl
Retweeted by MegzDonald Trump called the coronavirus the “Chinese virus” and called black people “thugs” but y’all still think he’s not racist??
Retweeted by MegzTHIS IS WHO WE’RE FIGHTING FOR.. please don’t give up on them. https://t.co/pHGwnr2nny
Retweeted by MegzLiftoff! https://t.co/DRBfdUM7JA
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5/30
2020

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