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midge ✨ @megclark_txt bed-stuy, bklyn

senior social @foodandwine • previously @glamourmag • @vassar alum • 50% daria 50% quinn • femme 🏳️‍🌈 • Old Millennial • she/her • Always Online™️

770 Following   2,126 Followers   37,797 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/27/09


@depechejoe oh my god @ndimichino are you team bechamel or not, my family has never used bechamel and I am curious about this now @burglar459 I am aware this is a controversial take but I am a trashy girl from Italian NJ and my Italian relatives… https://t.co/ZuHc0ix8Hd??????? https://t.co/wtqMterSm9huh unsurprisingly turns out this is extremely interesting https://t.co/ORwxpm88Iwordering Thai food and realized that while I’ve read and watched a lot about how American Chinese food developed, I… https://t.co/4yTYDfsEW9 @rachelmillman yeah it’s $$$. Masker isn’t though, you only pay for the apples you pick. We just went to get apples… https://t.co/jQhAKbl9lC @rachelmillman Warwick! About 90 min away. Masker Orchards is pretty straightforward drive up to trees and pick app… https://t.co/UGaSYoiNcJ
10/24
2020
@ndimichino ricotta and mozz are actually both pretty easy but do take a little bit of time and your apartment stin… https://t.co/C0bZ2QcOKJ @ndimichino i think we're gonna just go with the handmade pasta and sauce for this one and get good cheese and then… https://t.co/gStRMPb8DzDo you ever just fantasize about trading in your phone for a Motorola flip phone where you’d actively avoid the int… https://t.co/1j0rXbEFLG
Retweeted by midge ✨am i going to regret wanting to make everything (sauce, cheese, pasta) in it from scratch, especially if i don't ha… https://t.co/MBbSp6GbnAthinking about.....making a lasagna @ryannoyance i have twitter notifs turned off but i have slack and email banner notifs sliding in from the right si… https://t.co/x69BUPB3S8i think next week i am going to experiment with turning off push notifications for the full week and see if it make… https://t.co/Dn3PN5r9Jmthey are doing some noisy construction in the downstairs apartment and i gotta say the dog is not loving it. zero s… https://t.co/328F3ZpVMt @hilary___b a whole other vortex is thinking about the 2 or 3 years of my life where i spent every wednesday (wierd… https://t.co/BPdbkPv3x2 @margareteby why did we all have so many necklacesmy friend found them in the street like 15 minutes later. all they took was a near-expired metrocard and like $17 c… https://t.co/J03rf9TaSgthis photo at the levee was taken because my purse had been stolen inside and then we found it? these british guys… https://t.co/Seh2fKMF2V @Randwiches good for their lungs i guess but they're missing out on an experience hahahaha @Randwiches in retrospect i feel like those swoopy side bangs were like a LOT of work and SUPER annoying to deal wi… https://t.co/q937Xb1DWJ @Randwiches do 22 year olds today smoke as much as we all did back then, i barely knew anyone who did not smoke @Randwiches oh this backyard? https://t.co/RcMMUiwBPC @Randwiches the jukebox was really good and also the hot dogs were great if you were 22 and broke :(lol god what a time https://t.co/JNQQzCdgOralso ive got short hair with heavy bangs and for some reason im wearing 2 skinny headbands OVER my bangs. im smokin… https://t.co/5LrXFMuGSulets go to daddys and then to the levee after ok? and then theres a dance party at royal oak but i don't wanna get… https://t.co/vbithvC12jthere are not words for the intense feelings of extreme self-loathing and extreme nostalgia i felt reading this https://t.co/Zr195FJXQk @ShiloByrd the building itself still looks pretty crummy and the apartment is very, very small which i assume contributes to it @ShiloByrd hahaha oh my god i just found my old apartment. that $1100 1BR, which to be fair was a complete dump (ro… https://t.co/yzzinYOHRT @ShiloByrd oh yeah, i lived on bedford and s 2nd upstairs from dumont burger for $750 a month in 2009 and then had… https://t.co/YA4RLM13l0 @ShiloByrd holy shit that price @thecultureofme hahahahahaha oh wow I love this hahahahah @LisaMerritt16 @JessicaValenti man I have spent so much time feeling guilty and working on unpacking my privilege a… https://t.co/tzUWoCcnli
10/23
2020
@xoxogossipgita ....i feel like probably almost every culture has at some point in past millennia figured out vario… https://t.co/7cspzhoCYw @Jaunson update i have finished it and have a few gripes but still enjoyed reading it, happy to lend it to you if you like
10/22
2020
@arb Weirdly one I got with Sephora points is my current fav. Not on their site anymore but it has a pretty thick n… https://t.co/HaZCDBKipy @fields yeah, i like butternut too but delicata is just so much easier, and often if i want butternut (roasted or a… https://t.co/9VJgczcGQk @Jaunson the kid also seems like kind of a weird stilted dumbass actually, but it does seem that perhaps they both… https://t.co/qx2jxtOLh4 @Jaunson not far enough to say for sure but i'm enjoying it! so far it is basically "washed-up recently divorced ch… https://t.co/LKDenIuuRA @depechejoe you’re gonna need it!!!!! have you ever tried to fuck with an acorn squash? You need a machete to cut the damn thing in half!!!!kabocha and acorn are all time greats and if you’re cooking them or they’re on the menu, yes I want them. but I’m p… https://t.co/ipRMqmAwoXtoday’s hot take is that delicata is the only squash truly worth the effort @eiffeltyler but then you get those days where it's exactly 60 degrees and perfect leather jacket weather and the s… https://t.co/TFSA3Zs7G1 @AAbel89 she is the most polite rat ever created @eiffeltyler what are you talking about?!?! yes its a little grey today but october is the single month in new york… https://t.co/9Kv8DIyXfNat this point I think Tana French has collectively robbed me of several full days of sleep over the years and yet I… https://t.co/eDrL7t78j7Turkey hero is going to win the democratic mayoral primary for the city of New York https://t.co/lWB2hM8Z2k
Retweeted by midge ✨ @RiggedPig deceptively noble photo of her @RiggedPig turkey hero for mayormy small and foolish dog is quite simply a lazy little pig and she is perfect @JiggedDeals what did this account used to be and who hijacked it with this obnoxious spammy bullshit? This is a ni… https://t.co/YD8VhGGyeh @margareteby but Margaret just think of the cache you get toiling for pennies at harpers in proximity to such bold thinkers
10/21
2020
hello, my friends! https://t.co/Uokr9Gl2XPwhat account that i and 25k other people follow has recently turned into/been sold to this weird spammy shit that t… https://t.co/cNXplDFfer @RustyZimms the week before things got serious here i...WENT ON A 16 PERSON GROUP VACATION & 4 of us stopped at a d… https://t.co/YCUZFmBHHv @ndimichino you can take the girl out of jersey, buti would love to go to a diner with 5-7 other people and all cram around one table and order a tuna salad or turkey… https://t.co/0lG7Qzm4jy @margareteby i may or may not have ordered that as a brooch! @margareteby there are all sorts of options and they're all 50% off for another day, if you too wish to invest in f… https://t.co/juGzEfRmnTdid i just buy myself the winged tiara i wanted for my new year's eve costume party, even though the party is obvio… https://t.co/SxXTGTQH4q @kendrawcandraw @GraceSpelman seems like the apocalypse also comes with unlimited Brazilian waxes???progress https://t.co/H8iGocZb3ewent on vacation and didn't check work email for a week "lol" https://t.co/7BIZumTtyH @kittenwithawhip also honestly: how do you think the Goldfish hoarding woman is doing tho, without her Free Goldfish Fridays @kittenwithawhip but the tots were only one day a week!!!!!!!!! if we ever return perhaps we SHOULD buy $75 of them… https://t.co/DDBAbzDkKl @kittenwithawhip @erin_clyburn I only got the dish towels but they are great! @KimberlyFusaro apparently it is from a harmless naturally occurring yeast or bacteria or something that lives on t… https://t.co/mCqRwfOKvwlike a 2 but I will concede that I have terrible resting bitch face so in some instances probably a 4 or 5 if I was… https://t.co/ikJ5xHwPiFmeg step away from the computer/phone and walk the dog and make dinner challengeno probs, i've been training for this https://t.co/EblwF4KlJO
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10/20
2020
YOU, A FOOL: oh what a good puppy! yes! good poochie! what a good girl! ME, A GENIUS: this pig has a peanut brain!… https://t.co/HELoggllLgmichael and i would like to pretend that we don't talk to the dog in a stupid voice, but we do, it's just that it's… https://t.co/eGuIsPVrY2 @veela_valoom someone else pointed out that they might be meant more as "easy-to-understand numbers that are meant… https://t.co/eM0lUaRGoE @mollytempleton yeah i go to the grocery about every 10 days and reliably spend about $120 each time and i am just… https://t.co/K9OueGZhP6https://t.co/jbvKTwAcoEwait and then this is a few paragraphs down. WHOMST at the age of 30 is making enough money to spend $4700 a month!… https://t.co/PDTVPPshr8serious question what is this example my bank is giving me, is my brain just broken by nyc or are there really plac… https://t.co/MTvgLZxgxh @lenibriscoe there are a few that are about downballot races but also a ton that are just like asking for money or… https://t.co/Wj0tC1ymhQwhile i am very grateful to everyone doing text banking right now i do wish that the volume of election-related tex… https://t.co/GZCnA9LNJu @lenibriscoe love the eye makeup here!!
10/19
2020
who does twitter think I am https://t.co/NH4WLcvkHdspent too much time frying eggplant for an overly fussy shakshouka buuuuut it was worth it https://t.co/giS4Y4pvBj @Mcely It’s one of my favorite days of the year 😭 @HelloCVH it is so wholesome and it’s always nice and crisp outside and everyone is just so happy to sit on the cur… https://t.co/JTDMD71JHAjust got very sad realizing that the marathon won’t be running by our house this year because there is no marathon… https://t.co/UcYITWheWEfor the past five minutes my boyfriend has been singing “what a fool believes” at the top of his lungs while in the… https://t.co/6BzAlsWdRa @RiggedPig sorry I put on Desaparecidos in the carnobody told me there was a new Tana French book out you’re all fired
10/18
2020
@depechejoe I hate that both of my wives have left me for each other but I hope they have a nice little time and a… https://t.co/lkB4nqsrGi @RiggedPig @depechejoe oh mike do you not know about this? Clea Duvall is directing it @depechejoe I couldn’t and also I don’t wish to and I get why it seems funny to clown on Walmart and McDonald’s and… https://t.co/JqsssCJjcPsmug Europeans cracking jokes about America on twitter, usually with some sort of implication that we are a whole n… https://t.co/VZQaFPLM9rsome moments from a week in the woods https://t.co/Y5WwPlDB0T:) https://t.co/Tum2a0CKQB
10/17
2020
@lemonsand is this a picrew and if so I demand the link @spacecrone being also from jersey I must ask: where did you go to camp @kittenwithawhip terminator 2. I was in kindergarten and watched it on VHS at my cool aunt’s house, to my more stri… https://t.co/huhFoSnNRDjust encountered my first horrifying wedding photo with matching “mr.” and “mrs.” masks, which of COURSE someone ha… https://t.co/33HUOmhMFu
10/16
2020

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